Can you handle a real woman, /r9k/?
>>27929569
I'd rather die a virgin.
Yes but can she handle a real man?
I hope I never have to find out.
>>27929569
what a shame, her face is pretty qt but the body looks like play doh
>>27929669
This 'man' looks more like a pig than your average pig does
>>27929741
what's the matter, can't handle a real man you whore?
>>27929569
Hell yeah! Can you handle a real fucking dick?
>>27929569
Looks like a really fat version of my ex. Unsettling.
IDK give me a fork lift we'll find out
>>27929669
I like the 12 litre diet coke bottle in the corner.
Dude's really trying
>>27929569
She has a cute face. This wasn't an original comment.
>>27929569
sorry no miss piggy
>>27929669
>toilet paper next to the bed
Please don't tell me...
>>27929569
Lm finish 100 pushups plan and I'll get back to you. Right now I don't like my odds.
>>27929669
How can someone get THAT fat?
>>27930875
By living in America.
>>27930930
So what you're saying is... it's genetic?
>>27929569
Nah. I'll take my 120 lb wife.
You can have that pink-haired land whale.
>>27932253
Cultural.
If it's got holes I can fuck it. It wouldn't be an easy task, but I could.
The biggest issue would be dodging the false rape accusation for refusing to tell her she's pretty.
>>27929669
>diet coke
im dying
>>27929569
she's p cute though, would fuck
>>27929569
>real woman
I never understood this meme, what makes them more "real" than a skinny woman?, Are the more real because they take up more space thus more visibility?, Confirm American stereotypes about obesity?, seriously, what makes them more "real"?