>be me
>29 years old KHV
>few months till Wizard-hood.
>invited to a wedding by my normie "friend".
>can't remember when I saw him last time, maybe 10 years ago?
>he knows I have semi good job, and probably expects I gonna buy him some shit as a gift, or give him some money.
>the date of a wedding is the same date as my birthday
>mother fucker wants me to see him getting married on my 30th birthday
Should I go? I can't decide.
of course you shouldn't retard
>10 years
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain
>>27929385
actually this seems great. How long has it been since you got to spend your birthday in a big ass party with a lot of people? i personaly never did and you arent even paying for any of it. Is it so different than a regular birthday? 90% of the people there wouldnt give a shit about you regardles
>>27929385
go for food and booze
if you don't want to go, say you have to go to a conference on that day
>>27929385
get the guy a fucking microwave, who cares. just go, you probably aren't doing anything else on your birthday. plus bitches get fucking crazy at weddings and will fuck anything in sight.
Yeah guys, but I would need to buy myself a new suit as my old one... shrink itself a bit. Also I will be completely alone there, I know no one, don't know how to dance, I will just sit there and watch other people having fun. I never was on big party, I don't know what to expect. Is the free booze really worth it?
Sounds like a blast anon, go for it!
>on second thought, if you're alone, don't go. Don't want to be made fun of by all the normie chads and their Stacy girlfriends.
>>27929649
at weddings they seat people together at tables, so you might luck out and he might sit you next to a qt girl or something.
free booze, free food, and potential vaginal experiences.
if you hate it you can always just leave.
>>27929689
> so you might luck out and he might sit you next to a qt girl or something.
Jesus Christ how terrifying. I'm not going. I would sweat myself to death.
>>27929715
that's what the free booze is for, she'll be just as hammered as you
Its an odd coincidence, a time traveler has probably arranged this to stop you from becoming a wizard. If you go to that wedding you'll probably get laid and won't be able to enslave the world with your wizard powers.
>>27929846
in one hand, wedding sex
in the other, wizard powers that rival Sauron
very difficult dilemma. i think i'd choose wedding sex though.
>>27929846
Never thought about it like that. You think succubiNET sent a succuterminator from the future to stop me from obtaining the power?
>>27929947
>succubiNET
cum in me if you want to live
>>27929385
You should go anon, it'll be a good socialising experience for you. I'd recommend an AR-15 and some tear gas as a wedding gift
