Do you think I have a chance?
>>27928824
I bet she like chocolate.
>>27928824
probably not. even she gets more matches in a week than the average robot gets in a year on tinder
>>27928824
Sadly, no. You do not have a chance.
Maybe if you're /fit/, drive an expensive car, are atleast 6 foot tall with a 12 inch penis and have over 50 close friends.
>nothing written by her
>that vacant expression
>roastie relatively young mother
I think she's totally retarded and mom's trying to pawn her off using sex as an incentive.
>>27928824
Out of your league. She was great in The Hills Have Eyes.
Even mouth breathers are entitled to chad i'm sorry OP.
>>27928824
post a pic of yourself lad
>>27928824
DAUGHTER?
ARE YOU FINDING MALES TO MATE WITH?
>>27928824
seen that family guy episode where Chris dates that downs broad?
>>27928865
Just the thought of her trying to eat a chocolate bar and getting it everywhere made me laugh
>I got a "Blank space"
I feel more retarded than her because I don't get it.
ROCKY ROAD???
>>27929256
Its a Taylor Swift reference.
You should be proud you don't know it.
>>27929317
Fuck you, It's a good song. Dick.
>>27928824
have fun with that blowjob
>>27929668
>liking that garbage
You found one more reason to kill yourself. Didn't think you could do it, but you did it.
Do you guys think I have a chance witb this girl?
Tinder is competing with every Chad in town, you could swipe right on a transexual midget with Downs syndrome and you still wouldn't have a chance.
>>27929726
Lucky for you, she's a dog lover.
>>27929726
>music enthusiast
i can only imagine......
>>27929749
What I wanna know is, where's the caveman100% original desu
>>27929697
Fuck you, I enjoy my life and happen to love Tswift's music.
Fgt
Guys should i go for her?
>>27929856
Tell that neo-nazi to speak english
>>27929856
Why do women like mindless beasts so much? They're always the ones who are animal right activists, dog lovers, horse lovers, and all the stupid shit. Why?
>>27929697
It was still a lot better than some of her other songs.
I got messaged by a qt white girl yesterday, the problem is that she has 11 fucking tattos, 11. Is weird because she has this innocent face and looks normal by her pics, but idk, the tattos just scream degenerate.
>>27929726
shes a virgin at least
>>27929994
I can promise you that that deadhead pig has been plowed before.
>>27929256
blank space = no brain
>>27930019
by her father no doubt.
>>27929749
Nice skooks reference m8
Got another one. She's definitely a keeper
I wish I could grow a beard like that...
>>27930186
>choker
Hot. So glad theyre making a comeback
>>27930186
>18 yo asian girl has better facial hair coverage than me
Do I have a chance with this high tes nurturing goddess?
>>27930186
>that pencil-thin mustache
Huh.
>>27929726
You got to give it to her though, thats a really rad shirt.
do fat girls respond to equally fat men or no?
Just love this thread guys. I got plenty more tinder bombshells
>>27928824
I'm sorry, but unless you are 6'+ tall, make a 6-figured salary, have a 8" penis, have a muscular body, and have an extremely active social life, you don't have any chance.
We don't exist in the eyes of women, even the deformed.
>>27930290
Nope. Fat women feel entitled to normal weight men
>>27930295
Sorry guys, here's the translation:
I may be bald but that means I got non other hair
>>27930186
oh come on she's kinda cute
>>27930295
I'm guessing she's not looking for a long term relationship ...
Fucking fat bitches all over the place in germany... At least no niggerettes
>>27930313
According to some infographic I saw posted on here last night with no provenance you just need to be above average muscles, slight beer belly and just ask for a fuck.
>>27930393
what are the respond rate of these fatties? in my country theres only fake/spam profiles. sadly its not popular here
>>27929900
>Why do women like mindless beasts so much?
probably because they like to take care of their kind?
>>27929218
He's referencing Sloth from The Goonies
>>27929726
>mfw even your phone knows that you're a kv
The left one. Fat feminist hambeast confirmed
>>27930340
That is kinda hot. Would fug
>>27930465
>Interests
>Haribo Deutschland
One of my faves. Got another great pic of her
Well the thing about uggos is every pathetic betazoid thinks the same thing. She might lower her standards enough to let me fuck her. It's like when you see a job posting online that doesn't have an education or experience requirement and there are thousands of candidates that apply.
What you want is to find a decent looking one with an aggressive profile and try to penetrate her defensive wall by acting nice and confident. They will be so used to pathetic clowns and pricks you'll stick out like a shining beacon in pitch black night.
>>27930411
Is that why there's a board full of KV on here? Let me guess, every robot is a 400 pound unemployed basement-dweller, huh?
>>27930501
The second pic
>>27930501
>feminist fashion starting to resemble fascist uniforms
Jesus christ why do they hate themselves to much?
>>27930482
it's even better when you realize that tinder only shows similar interests
franz here is probably a fatass himself
>>27930530
>What you want is to find a decent looking one with an aggressive profile and try to penetrate her defensive wall by acting nice and confident. They will be so used to pathetic clowns and pricks you'll stick out like a shining beacon in pitch black night.
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman *tips fedo-do*
Woof woof give me food
>>27930552
Maybe he's just high test and he has set his facebook interests to fat people interests to get fatties on tinder?
>>27930563
Has nothing to do with being a white knight. There's a difference between being nice and being a door mat.
>>27930211
oh man just reading this makes me donger explode.
Go for it anon, try to get a tiny grasp of this uber-wife
>>27930552
Sadly I am a skeleton... 20yo, 1.84m and only 63kgs. Btw metric system is superior
I just put anything in my interests to higher my chances to find someone
>>27930211
That shit's probably a troll but it's a troll with a full inbox.
Making a profile on a dating site was one of the most soul crushing things I ever did. I'd rather be alone forever than go through that ever again.
>>27930533
Well, the robots posting on here obviously aren't out fucking tinderchicks.
You're talking about a self selecting sample.
>>27930533
I'm not but then again I don't think I qualify as a robot. I've actually kissed a girl.
>>27930821
What happened? I'm on the verge of making one myself.
>>27930913
It's more what didn't happen. As in no girl showed any interest whatsoever. Even the horrible ones that I wouldn't touch with your penis.
>>27929788
>I enjoy my life
Why are you here again?
>>27929726
The tighter the headshot, the fatter the girl.
>>27929726
those are some opioid pupils I'll tell you what
>>27930934
I wouldn't fuck that girl with a rented dick.
>>27930186
It's the lightning. Look at her forehead. She's a qt.
>>27928824
>SRJC
do you live in dub town or rosa? AY WINDSOR TOWN AY WINDSOR TOWN
>>27930186
>says she's 18
>profile says she's 23
WHICH IS IT?
>>27931708
23 is probably real because it's her age on Facebook, she just didn't know Tinder displays your Facebook age and said she's 18 to get more matches because young pussy sells at a higher price.
>>27931771
>said she's 18 to get more matches because young pussy sells at a higher price.
Lol
>>27930186
I love profiles like these because they make me realize how delusional I am to think that my music tastes would have any value whatsoever in the real world.
It's a welcomed reality check.
>>27931910
So how did you come to the delusion that musical tastes matter?
>>27931974
I don't know. I guess I thought that an eventual gf would be like "wow that stuff sounds really good, what band is that I never heard of it?" and I'd be all smug and her pussy wet
>>27930261
underrated post
>ayy lmao
>>27929994
>shes a virgin at least
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU MUST BE JOKING FRIEND
>>27932043
I thought the allcaps "VIRGIN" text on the top left of the screen was some sort of tinder virgin detector app
>>27929726
Well I would definitely hit that. Godspeed anon.
>>27932058
Me tooI'd have sex with almost any woman without a penis
>>27932096
I don't think that girl qualifies as anything with a hole tier though. She has a decent looking face and she's not a hamplanet yet. Also I was told a chubby girl feels extra comfy to fuq.
>>27929856
Which one is the woman?
>>27930295
Cancer, nazi or feminist?
Also this repost is always good for a alight
>>27929856
horses are the female equivalent of sanic
if you're a non-meme autist go for it
>>27930563
My girlfriend says she's heard all of these lines 40 times before and they're all equally obnoxious.
The line about being "the one" was so hilarious that she laughed at him as she walked out the door.
GG.
>>27930211
>future house wife in the making
yeah after she's 30, hit the wall and chad doesn't want her anymore
>I've got a "blank space"
...and a blank stare
>>27928824
why does shit like this make me so sad goddamn
ayy lmao ayy ayy ayy
>>27934274
>religious
>dates savage shitskins
>thinks she'll find a savage to wait to marriage before raping her
White Girl keks m8
>>27928824
>Santa Rosa Junior College
>>27934274
>dates blacks
>virgin
>>27934274
This has to be a joke, there is no way.
>>27934274
>Dates blacks and mixed guys
>virgin
I'm mixed and I really don't believe that.
>>27934274
kek
coalburner
>>27929856
Go for it, that's a pretty nice horse
>>27930451
The imagery is funnier, though
>>27934274
>women actually believe this kind of shit isn't confusing or contradictory
>>27933293
because Stacies lie to them and tell them that they can be just like Them, even though they are already disgusting and Lesser Than
>>27934274
Christians confirmed as cucks yet again.
>>27930134
>fuck me or get axed
>>27930295
Stick a decent wig on her and she's good to go
>>27929726
Now that's one alien I wouldn't want to surf with.
>>27934274
>christian (massive liars & hypocrites)
>claims virginity (fucking bullshit lie in this day and age)
>says she's dated black guys in the past (wait wut)
>claims virginity
>dated black guys
>virginity
>black guys
my black brobots, no disrespect, but that shit is just unbelievable, flat out.
>>27928824
wtf you're in my city anon
>>27934846
>tumblr
>reddit meme
die
