She replied. What do I say back? Not really sure if I feel invested in this girl, so it's whatevs.
>>27927816
That's good. At this point you can playfully give her the option to keep going with puns, or to start a normal conversation.
>invested
>literally said 1 sentence to her
>>27927867
This guys is harsh, but he's right. Keep yourself distanced much much later, anon.
>>27927884
harsh how?
>>27927867
She's my only match, but I don't really care if I keep her.
>>27927946
The greentext format implies that you're mocking him. Even if you didn't mean that, you must understand that if someone just posts greentext without a comment, most people automatically put "ISHYGDDT" or something there.
>>27927968
Get more matches, spreading the odds helps keep your mind off one person.
>>27928010
no, you implied it did, stop projecting, kid
memes are rotting your brain
>>27928037
He's right.
azdrfgtsvjyrg
>>27928010
>get more matches
I ain't swiping right on the ugly girls.
>>27928037
>tfw my mind is all memed out
halp
>>27927816
>worth a repeat
>you get bonus points
>you did good, monkey, continue to entertain me>whatevs
end your life
>tfw get 5 matches.
>2 of them are spam bots
>1 is a hambeast, 2nd doesn't reply, 3rd is disinterested
feels bad
She's probably out of your league anyways
>>27928162
>1 is a hambeast
Drop the unrealistic standards.
>works with autism
You think she'd understand me?
>>27928212
Even those with doctorates in autism cannot understand this board.
So no.
>>27928244
youd have to be pretty stupid not to understand this board without a degree and borderline retarded to have the degree and still not understand this board.
Why do girls to this to me?! REEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>27928244
>Doctorate in Autism
where do I sign up?
>>27928330
To be a doctor or date a doctor?
>>27927816
'1488 race war now bitch'
>>27928391
Ehh. Might as well. There's no one new around me, so all that's left is to message this hooker.
>>27927816
tell her you'll fucking kill yourself if she doesn't send nudes
alwess werks for mi :)
>>27927816
Say, "Cool. Are your friends dtf too?"
>>27928285
do what?
don't say "I'm American and so I won't fuck a 17yo, that's the (extremely reasonable...) law, even if Chads do it all the time"
>>27928285
>AoC is 14 here in deutschland
>in some ameriburger states it's 18
land of the """"""""free""""""""
>>27928453
>>27928470
It's a stupid law, but I have to follow it.
>>27927816
>13 hours ago
You are fucked
>>27928470
>implying a girl of any age will consent to fuck you
>>27927816
You're already in a group convo OP her friends are all gathered around and she'll be relaying every message you type back to them so I hope you're not audience shy.
>>27928285
>wasting your swipes on attractive women
keek
I actually tried tinder with a fake GPS in korea
got matched with a few qts
Even the white girls are desperate there and swipe average looking guys like me
>>27928500
>following laws
Friendly reminder that Julia is 13 in Shakespeare's play, and Maria was no 15yo when she made baby Jesus.
Times sure changed in le West ...
>>27928520
It took her like 24 hours to see the first message. I think I'll be safe.
>>27928536
I'm not gonna settle for no ugly bitch.
>>27928550
As much as I agree, there's not a whole lot I can do about it.
Has anyone seen a massive decrease in spambots on tinder?
If it helps I live on the east coast of Australia, but i used to get shitloads of bots every time I went through my allocated swipes per day. I'd get maybe two or three matches if im lucky and guaranteed one of those would be a bot.
However its been months now and i haven't seen a single one. Anyone else notice this?
>>27928683
I've never had a spambot, so idk.
>>27928683
i had a while ago when i still used it, i think it was because i liked too many girls
>>27927816
she's ugly desu famaly
>>27928859
Not at all. She's at least an 8.
>>27928920
from OP she's like a 5 at best. post another pic
>>27928929
Here's another one, m8.
>>27929000
still a 5, maybe a 6.5 if you like chubbies
>>27928212
I'm sure she has autism, no one in their right mind would want to work with people like us.
I think she might have REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd once
>>27929000
Fatty fat fat mcfatson, not even the makeup can hide the fat.
It'd be an autoreject for me desu op. And I'm a KV-2 soviet ww2 heavy tank.
Looks like a tumblerina. Good luck.
Looks like a fatty.
>>27928524
This
Kekm8
>>27928470
>implying it'd make any difference that women would want us.
>>27929000
could be a 7+/10 if she lost 30lbs
>>27929000
She's pretty cute for a fat chick desu
>>27927816
penis penis check em
>>27929050
She is, which is another reason I'm not too invested.
https://www.gotinder.com/stories
hey look, it's chad and stacy
I've decided. I'm going to open up Tinder to guys too. I think the main thing that'll be hurt is my pride, but let's see if anything comes of it.
>>27929215
>I think the main thing that'll be hurt is my pride
Or your ass
>>27929266
Seriously, seeing these guys' Tinder profiles is way more aggressive than the girls'. The girls are like "Let's hang out," and the guys are like, "Let's get physical."
>Using Tinder
TOP KEK m8, don't waste your time shit like that, tinder is useless unless you are chad thundercock.
>>27928536
Was you using the fake gps on bluestacks or on your phone? I used fake gps and it wouldn't ever go back to my original location
>>27929469
tinder is not useless, seriously
just keep on trying, dont be a pussy, shit will come eventually
source: me
>60 posts in
>still haven't sent a message to this bitch
>>27929356
What did you expect? Chads and normals only ever think with their dicks. But it's not like the women are any less guilty.
That's a supplicating first message, why didn't you put a please message me back at the end too, you will not this girl because you are coming at it all wrong.
>>27929661
How much does a polar bear weigh? About 990 lbs for an adult male. What's up?
>>27929728
That's fucking dumb to bee honest
>>27929576
>What did you expect? Chads and normals only ever think with their dicks. But it's not like the women are any less guilty.
TIP: If they have a penis, they're not women.
>>27929661
she actually looks like a sweet girl.
ask her if she prefers cucumbers or tomatoes
>>27929039
Congrats on being best tank comrade
>>27929752
Oh, because you've had so much success so far?
>>27928285
>trying to imitate le smug pepe pose
Looks like a real meme girl. You might have a chance with her.
>you get bonus points there
Congratulations OP, you got promoted from "Thin Air" to "Object of Amusement".
Maybe one day she'll view you as a person.
>>27929000
There's only a certain type of woman who still likes Harry Potter to that degree in her early twenties, and they all look similar
>>27928285
>hope avenue
ayyy lmao
>start talking to girls on Tinder
>go through the standard "How are you" -> "Good, thanks" routine
>no idea where to go next
I sure wish I could keep a conversation going.
>so anyway, wanna smash?
>>27930091
If I wasn't afraid of her calling the police, I'd say that.
>>27930265
Then why even have tinder in the first place
>>27928470
Go do the dishes, faggot.
