>tfw no uncircumcised NEETsmugbf
>>27927550
I don't like fatties sorry
>>27927550
>tfw no uncircumcised trapgf
>>27927550
>faggots whining about not having a bf
end your life senpai
I wouldn't let some disgusted wench swine anywhere near my uncut cock, to be honest.
PS traps are mentally ill.
I'm not a trap
i am a girl
i am like 6/10 maybe
this is just my sick fantasy because i have issues...
>>27927624
That changes nothing, you dirty swine.
Out you go.
>>27927655
>being homosexual
>>27927663
>wanting to stick your dick in a hairy mosh-pit that probably smells like the great depression.
Wew lad.
>>27927663
> trap calling anyone homosexual
you People really are mentally ill
>>27927624
Well we both like uncut dicks at least so that's something.
>>27927691
I'm femanon. not fembot, femanon.
>>27927624
if you were a 6/10 female you wouldn't be here.
the maximum score of a female on r9k is a 2 or rarely a 3.
the maximum score for a male is still a 10 because no matter how good looking you are, if you're a sperg, have no social skills or drive people away with autism, you will still be alone and visiting shitty peruvian image boards. this isn't me though i'm average or slightly below average looking (and also a sperg ofc).
>>27927698
seek help you mentally ill faggot, get help.
This now now boipussy general.
>>27927701
It probably has the face of a hemorrhoid and the body of a blimp.
>>27927701
lolwut
I'm just a normie girl who occassionally goes here. i am neither ugly nor shitty character. i can get BFs and sex easy as hell.
If you'd date a woman instead of a trap you're not a robot and should leave.
>>27927724
>i can get BFs and sex easy as hell.
This thread sure proved that, you disgusting tranny.
>>27927701
>le secret club where only losers go
lolno, this is just another website like reddit or 9gag
>>27927743
Good thing he mentioned this board and not the websites a whole ;)
>>27927761
This includes famous boards like /b/ and /r9k/ more than any other boards you retard. the other boards like /ck/ or /a/ or /mu/ are too boring to normies.
>>27927778
>r9k
>famous
You can stop talking now, friendo ;)
Fucking boipussy is a robots favorite pass time.
>>27927802
Well r9k was in the news after that certain incident.
>>27927839
Doesn't matter, r9k was never famous like you implied. You can go back to tumblr now, sugar lips ;)
>>27927737
>>27927830
How about posting nude 2d women on motorcycles? God damn cuck.
>>27927550
This is me, This is literally me. I see these fucking threads all of the time but I will never ever get a gf. Holy fucking shit I hate my life.
>>27927885
put a cock in it you whiny faggot.
>>27927858
>like you implied.
calm down you woman, that poster wasn't me.
/r9k/ was always the board where normalshits went to to get entertained by our le funny greentext stories and other memes.
>>27927550
I'm a smelly NEET with a big uncut willy, be my gf
>>27927900
You keep up that backpedaling, newfaggot ;)
>>27927917
>say exactly the same over and over again
>backpedaling
lol retard
this isn't your le secret club, this is a fucking circus where normies are the audience and laugh at your memes and your misery.
>Trap problems
WE GON NEVER HAVE TRAP PROBLEMS
>tfw I'll never have the balls to get with a qt trap for fear of being labeled a kiddyfiddler
I want you to know that being a desperate fembot is infinitely more disgusting than being a thirsty robot. It takes a hyperlevel of pathetic to be so uggo that you can't even pull the girl card.
>>27928602
>implying i want a robot bf because i cant get a normie bf
you realize that not every girl likes the same type of guy right? oh no you don't, that's why you're a virgin
>>27929421
>that's why you're a virgin
at least he's not a transvestites looking for uncut cocks on 4can ;)
>>27929421
Hahahaha, looks like I struck a nerve!
>>27929448
nah, I did. keep telling yourself that you can't get sex or a gf because you "look bad"
>>27927550
I am these things. Would you stuck my dick clean in the morning?
>>27930130
YES
>tfw schlicked like 30 times to the pic of the tribute guy's smegma cock from /b/
i am like
8/10
where are you from
>>27931200
You said you were a 6/10 before, make your mind up you mentally ill faggot.
Sabe
>>27927550
where are you? there are many who can fill this proposition.
>>27927885
go back to that disgusting cespool you call Tumblr
>mfw Americans think uncircumcised penis looks unnatural.
It's them and the rural African tribes.
>>27931775
>It's them and the rural African tribes.
The Jews you mean? And the Muslims?
>>27931799
I recall an episode from Tattoo Hunter where he gets pinned down by African tribesmen in a ritual of becoming a man, they strip him of his pants and go to circumcise him and get super confused as to why he was cut already.
>tfw never ever gonna get my foreskin back
>tfw love every thing about my cock except being cut
>>27932053
>tfw hate my cock for being circumcised
>call it "mutilated piece of jewshit" every time i see it when i pee or shower
