What's the last thing a girl said to you?
>hard mode: family members don't count
I don't even remember.
If online counts she told me to shut up.
I don't even remember, senpai.
qt girl "haha sorry I didn`t mean to crowd you"
Mumble something and don`t even look at her.
>>27925519
Online counts
"goodbye, I miss you"
>can I borrow 20 bucks?
>Okay, as you wish :D
It was a long conversation.
But basically it boiled down to:
"Anon I love you and I want you in my life but not like that, I can't get hurt again, I can't be vulnerable. I'll always love you."
And then I walked home
>>27925657
she just wanted an excuse to reject you, unless she's really dumb mate
>>27925502
>we'll talk tomorrow (by text)
its been three days, and nothing, im on the verge of tears
>>27925657
If you can't have her then nobody should right?
Murder time anon.
>>27925502
Getting depressed is bad, don't watch that show again.
>>27925717
>we'll
you can start the conversation first you know
>>27925735
well, we texted for a few days, but only she initiated the conversations, I asked her to meetup, after that she stopped starting convos, I know I could start one, but Im terrified she had enough of me, and isnt interested me anymore.
>>27925770
you won't know unless you text her. if she seems disinterested then forget her, she obviously doesn't wanna talk
>hey anon, do you know anything about coding?
Irl or text?
Text: Ah date sounds so formal aha
Irl: Not sure, probably was me talking to my lab partner about a project
>>27925657
She wants the BBC
idk any girls ;~;
can i get a kiss?
>>27925805
>Ah date sounds so formal aha
sounds like you and your "date" are going to have a wonderful night :)
>>27925502
"cya later"
simple as that
>>27925849
Apparently she's a "commitmentphobe"
You might be right anon
fuck
>>27925502
- Oy anon, happy birthday by the way. I haven't seen you in a while and missed it, what are you, like %age% right now?
- Yeah, thanks.
A grill from uni. One of two people that still remember when's my b-day.
>>27925502
My boss is a girl, last thing we talked about was the mayor's race in Baltimore.
Here is fine.
idk, my only girl steam friend hasn't been on in a week so it was probably her saying goodnight
>>27925863
So she hates you?
>>27925502
she just said ok
it was over 3 years ago
>>27925502
Happened at a party last night.
>We're both taking care of a drunk friend who's vomitting in the garden.
>She's keeping his hair out of his eyes and I'm making sure he keeps drinking water.
>About 15 minutes before, she was tending to a friend of hers who had passed out cold.
>Two friends and I (one of whom being the person vomitting mentioned earlier) are walking periodically to the bathroom.
>Everytime I walk past, I made sure to open the door and talk to her as she tends to the passed out girl.
>She reaches out to grab my hand, which she pulls back and starts kissing.
>Both friends behind me are looking confused, especially since one of them specifically asked me to give him alone time with her, as he wanted to make a move. This particular friend left the party soon after, with his departing message to me being "hit it for the boys, Anon."
>15 minutes later, as we're takin care of my drunk friend, we start talking more about asinine shit.
>She grabs my hand and (referring to us "wasting time" taking care of my friend) says "I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you" while attempting a sly smile.
>Before I can get her alone, she ends up passing out in her room. Prior to this we had planned to share a bottle of vodka alone in the spare room.
>Stayed up for a couple more hours playing some drunk vidya with a couple of friends in his room and going to bed
>Wake up today, be angry as shit that I didn't take initiative. I'm positive that I could at least have gotten to touching her if we were alone together taking shots, maybe even some head.
Her last words to me were literally "I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you".
>>27925502
>Youre such a gentleman
>Youre adorable
>You look good
See you next week
-my teacher
> all these pathetic fucking normies in here.
wow.
In person
>no memories, at least 2 years ago if you don't count cashiers/receptionists
Text
>Please talk to me
>>27926287
omg anon is banging his teacher
>>27926296
story on the please talk to me
>>27926312
what if it turns out they've come to /r9k/ all along and find me talking about them?
>>27926349
i dont personally care about your problems. im interested in the story, but if you dont want to tell it just dont tell it
>>27925502
"good night" and "thank you so much for getting me this number, i was thinking that i could not get this phone number...thank you"
Feels good m8
>>27925502
Last time I really talked to a girl was in 9th grade.
She friendzoned me and told me we could just be friends. After that she has never spoken to me ever again.
That's the exact moment my self confidence and interest in female interaction disappeared.
Jerking off is probably better anyways, much easier and I don't have to suck up to some female just to see her tits or pussy. All normalfags think wizardry is pathetic but what they don't realize is that they are falling for the vagina-jew and have to act pathetic on a daily basis to keep their walkable vagina.
>>27925502
>see you next time
some social worker I see once in a while because of neetbux
>>27926442
your post reeks of underage
I thought you were a decent guy
It was november 22nd
>>27926460
>underage
19, buddy. Just because I'm a fucking autist and can't interact with females doesn't mean I'm underage. I've given up on social conversations and interactions because I hate people and I'd rather be alone.
>>27926572
not the fag you replied to, but i think you should do it
>>27926572
>19
Yeah, that's well and truly underaged in my books. Go back to lurking, do it for another two or three years at least.
>>27926442
>Last time I really talked to a girl was in 9th grade.
>She friendzoned me
>That's the exact moment my self confidence and interest in female interaction disappeared.
>I hate people and I'd rather be alone.
so, the last meaningful interaction you had with a female was in 9th grade, she rejected you, it shattered your self esteem, you decided that was the last interaction you'll have with a female and that companionship is overrated, and you now spend your days jacking off and posting about your superiority over normalfags because they let females control their lives even though you let the rejection of one female destroy your self esteem and resign to a life of being alone.
you sound underage because you made getting rejected by a girl in ninth grade, describing it as being friendzoned, sound as if it were a profoundly scarring experience that has left you incapable of living a normal life and you say edgy shit like "i hate people."
Qt freshman girl with millions of orbiters trying to suck me in too
"Dude come outside"
>I just wondered because I think you would make a fairly good Tai Kamiya, in terms of Cosplay. I recommend watching the original on Netflix, then Digimon Tri on Hulu if you have either of those. :)
Good thing most cashiers are women. Otherwise I would be unable to answer OP.
>thank you
>Make sure you send your part of the report tomorrow anon.
This was said on friday night and I still haven't sent her shit.
>>27925502
when i was 13 a girl spoke to me and said
>how come you never talk
>why are you always so quiet
>why do you skip lunch
>why do you skip PE
>how come you never do your homework
i'm 20 now and haven't had an interaction with a girl since
>>27926725
>19
>underage
Here's your (you)
>>27926442
>have to act pathetic on a daily basis to keep their walkable vagina.
not really. girls throw themselves at guys who treat them badly.
"I'm sorry for breathing on your neck anon, you probably think I'm being weird!"
>>27925502
>Night.
Tfw
"ayo nigga yo ass GOOEY. why yo ass GOOEY?"
>It's bigger than I expected it to be
>No, I'm not making you waffles now let me sleep
I want some fucking waffles damnit.
>I have a boyfriend
I literally just said "hey, it's been a while. What have you been up to?" to an old childhood friend and that was her immediate response.
>>27925502
>his alarm clock ringed for an hour
flatmate who was annoyed during her breakfast
>>27926728
Yeah yeah, it maybe sounded a little bit edgy with the "I hate people". It's more that I just don't give a shit about what people think about me anymore.
The only meaningful female interaction I've had was in 9th grade. I am not a nice looking guy and I am very akward but I decided that I wanted to try and get a girlfriend. As you can tell that didn't seem to work out and I felt really bummed out because I tried my hardest and didn't get anything in return.
No girl has ever spoken to me first, I've tried to talk with girls but I always come off as akward and laugh at my own jokes and shit.
In my opinion it isn't even worth it. I don't want to have to change my ways or act differently to who I am just to maybe get a girlfriend.
I'd rather sit at home infront of my computer jerking off to unlimited amounts of naked females on the web instead of maybe seeing 1(one) female naked after weeks/months of effort.
For the edgy "I hate people" part I'm just a guy who wants to be alone and I don't enjoy being around people. I'm an introvert I guess, I just don't find the enjoyment being around people and I'm more happy by myself. If I'm forced to be around people I try to just be by myself anyways because I can't stand shit like "wow anon, the weather sure is bad today", "have you heard about x had a y?". Might also be because I'm pretty shy.
I guess it's pretty hard to get to know me but once you know me I can speak to you like a normal person. Well that's me I guess, a cold boring person that prefers to be alone.
>>27925502
>morning babe what do you for breakfast. I think we still have eggs left
>>27925502
"had any luck with finding anyone?"
daddy~ daddy~
gimme your cummies
uguuuu~~~~~~~~~
>>27925594
>online counts
"Anyway goodnight i guess then..."
>>27925502
"Also, what is the 'anything' left to tell? Now I'm curious"
This email
>>27925502
"talk to you then. good night, I love you"
'Hi', followed by a really cute smile.
If I play my cards right, she could be my ticket out of this place.
"Bye"
This is original
>>27925502
Probably some generic register jockey script at walgreens or McDs or something, I don't remember
>>27925502
>can I have a pen, please?
2 weeks ago
>I'll see u soon
Nothing yet..
>I miss your kiss haha
>days later found put she blocked me on facebook and wouldn't respond to my texts
Bitch the fuck did I do
>>27925502
"That'll be 56 euros. Cash or credit?"
>yesterday evening
>phone call
>"bye anon"
>>27927320
Story?
originaooriguankk
idk my manager told me to have a good night
>>27927320
Kek , You messed up anon.
I dunno, probably something about what drink I wanted with my hamburger
>see you
I hope I see her again.
>>27925502
don't be sorry
>>27925502
"For you too!"
After i said good weekend.
>>27927032
I'm kinda the same. I'm don't think l'm good looking and also an introvert. I feel tired after socializing. I'm usually quiet so i guess that why people are drawn to me.
>>27925502
>see you monday
Said to me on friday by some giggly girls that want the D, but I aint wasting time on 7/10's.
Aun me rio de lo que me dijiste hoy. You made my day! Hehehe
'Your assingment needs to be in by monday'
>>27925502
>sorry
we both walk round a corner hugging the wall like dumbasses, nearly bumped into each other
she had black hair pale skin and blue eyes 9/10 exactly my kind of qt
>>27927936
People are drawn to you because you're quiet? Guess we live in different cultures.
"Fuck me harder daddy"
Do coworkers count? If yes it was Friday when one asked if I could get a pallet down (warehouse forklift operator here). If not, it was September and an old friend from high school had dinner with me and said "Bye, I'll make sure and stay in touch!"
>>27928004
It true, i'm from the caribbean but i don't think it's the culture, were actually similiar. I think it gives a little bit of mystery factor.
>text
"I miss you"
"This comedian reminds me of you, he's hilarious"
>in real life
Coworker I haven't seen in like 3 days: "Hey, stranger!"
inb4 normie I'm just a handsome cyborg
>>27925502
"Hey anon"
Pretty sure she likes me and doesn't want anyone to know. The problem is she's a known dicksucker.
>Bye see you on thuesday!
that was yesterday.
>inb4 normie faggot
shes just a friend of a buddy of mine and we were all out drinking beer at the airport and meet up for lunch on thuesday. i wouldnt have a chance anyways ;_; shes so qt ;_; kill me
>>27926912
What is the context to that?
>>27928481
It was my friends younger sister. She was like cuddling me from behind.
It's weird af. She's like obsessed with me because I accepted her trans thingy well before anyone else did. Even her parents and my friend.
