[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>Why have you never had a gf anon??
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 70
Thread images: 6
File: 1456890765072.jpg (17 KB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]
1456890765072.jpg
17 KB, 320x240
>Why have you never had a gf anon??
>>
>>27925048
>have you never had
>>
Never asked for one.
>>
my personal life is not a discussion theme, go away
>>
When I was younger I fucked up the few opportunities I had and now in uni I don't have any, despite it being the single most vagina-moistening field
>>
>>27925078
that's perfectly correct desu
>>
>>27925048
Natural selection

o ri gi nal
>>
File: 1446938682072.png (17 KB, 900x900) Image search: [Google]
1446938682072.png
17 KB, 900x900
I focus more on academics.
In high school I had like a 4.2 GPA.
I had chances with girls, sure, if I actually put effort into it like all others things.
I just didn't see the point. Sure, I wouldn't have been lonely on a lot of nights but it would have been a huge distraction and I probably would have a full scholarship to the University that I'm at right now.
Whenever the loneliness hits me now I just embrace it and it focus on doing well in my classes. Eventually the loneliness goes away. It always comes in waves.
>>
File: 646.jpg (195 KB, 556x920) Image search: [Google]
646.jpg
195 KB, 556x920
>>27925048

because i have an exquisite taste in women, just cant find that right one.
>>
>>27926804
>4.2 GPA
Isn't 4.0 the maximum?
>>
>>27925048
dont go out much
never kept many friends
lots of insecurities about myself
feel like i'll be humillitiated in some way if i ever made a move on a girl
get the feeling most girls aren't interested in me
have other hobbies
lack of exposure to girls means i don't really know what to say to them or what makes them tick
>>
I don't know. Females don't really see me as a sexual interest, I guess. Also, I despise being a beta so refuse to the song and dance routine orbiters do looking for a pity fuck.
>>
>>27925048
I repel them by opening my mouth.
>>
File: 1456707617271.jpg (126 KB, 648x659) Image search: [Google]
1456707617271.jpg
126 KB, 648x659
>>27925048
I had a girlfriend six years ago. It was nice but I broke up with her.

I haven't had a girlfriend since because I'm fat, don't leave the house much and am generally unsociable.
>>
>>27925048
because i dont try and every few months i realize that and promise myself i will try but then i realize that im not good enough to get the girls i want so i promise myself to get better than try to find a girl but then i realize nothing matters so lets just eat cheetos and play heroes of might and magic 3 again

repeat this every couple of years
>>
>>27925048
I had one for one and half months.
Funny story but after I ended it all, she kinda got into some fucked up shit, like shindoL doujin tier.

Not even sure if she's doing well now or alive at all.
>>
>>27925048
because i'm neglected and unpleasant
>>
File: it wasn't meant to be like this.jpg (249 KB, 1081x979) Image search: [Google]
it wasn't meant to be like this.jpg
249 KB, 1081x979
because i'm ugly and beta shutin. Legit 2/10 and only if generous.

Pic related. Balding, baby face, shaved. Full face pic is even worse, not even considering the stick figure body. Social standing is another beast altogether.
>>
>you will never know what it feels like to have her laying on your lap on a lazy saturday evening
>you will never feel the eternal rest falling over your face
>you will never look out of the window for no reason and have her asking "what are you looking at, Anon"
>You will never smile and say "nothing, just nothing" and kiss her on her face
>>
I'm ugly and pretty mean with girls. Not a good combination.

I've had 2 or 3 that lasted a few days/weeks but I wouldn't call that a girlfriend. Things always went sour because I was a prick. I kinda stopped trying entirely after a while and just drifted through life.
>>
>>27927076
>you will never inject her with a lethal dose of morphine
>>
because I'm tightly frenulumlessly circumcised so sex will always feel like shit and I'm extremely bitter about it. i'm a fucking subhuman who should be gassed.
>>
>>27926841
With ap classes, it can go to 5.0 or something
>>
>>27925048
I'm ugly

oriiginal commento
>>
>>27925048
>>Why have you never had a gf anon??

>fat
>ugly as shit
>small dick
>no money
>socially retarded
>crippling depression and cynicism
>hate everything including myself
>>
>>27926841
Nah, I don't know the max. I knew some kid with like a 4.7 but you need to get straight A's and take a shit ton of AP classes.
If you get an A in an honors class in my state instead of a 4.0 it's a 4.5.
And if you get an A in an AP (Advanced Placement) class it's a 5.0.
Colleges really love it if you take AP classes.
>>
>>27927340
>>27927261
GPA varies by school and district so colleges tend to only look at unweighted GPA since that caps at 4 while some schools assign credit for IB classes and other stuff to get you to 5.2. Other places nerf it differently.
>>
>I'm half black
>I have standards concerning who I spend time with
>Most women are disingenuous, vapid, stupid, or some combination of the three
>>
>>27927267

This anon is a true robot.
>>
I just didn't care or felt it was the time. Period. The same with friends.
If I was lonely, I played vidya, watched anime. If I was horny, I just fapped.
Now that I have friends, they are great, but also kinda bothersome at times. No regrets.
I'm dating a grill, because I like her and actually care for her wellbeing. I have my reasons, despite one my closest friends suggesting me to dump her.
Pros (sort off):
>She's my age (28).
>About as much of a loser as myself.
>Jobless.
>Not very attractive (I actually dig her nerdy chick look, thou).
>Not overly timid, but not brash or rowdy either.
>Doesn't have many friends.
>Doesn't appears to be popular with men. Doesn't look to have been fucked a lot, if at all.
>Calm, receptive, even tolerates my odd and elaborated way of speaking. I do it for the lulz, and it works most of the time.

Cons:
>She's grounded. Ergo, their parents don't allow her to go out, or have a BF.
>She's still insecure about herself and about me.
>Absent-minded as all heck. Can be funny to watch at times, but more than one she didn't even noticed me.
>Looks nerdy, but is actually airheaded. I blame this, as far as I know, due to her lack of influences and strict and likely overprotective and ignorant parents.

The thing is that she appears to be interested in me somewhat, and while she didn't reject me, she didn't accept me either. She uses the excuse of being grounded and that doesn't know me enough. Granted, I kinda rushed my confession, but had to get it out of my chest as it was killing me.
I want to keep trying despite one of my closest friends, which happens to have quite the experience with women, suggested me to dump her and looking for another one.
>>
File: shot0001.png (677 KB, 640x360) Image search: [Google]
shot0001.png
677 KB, 640x360
All the best girl were taken.
>>
>>27925048
I have bad gf ya dumb roasty, how bout I gargle my cum?
>>
>>27927066
Get a starfleet next gen uniform and go as picard for the next halloween.
>>
>>27927066
top part of your head isnt looking that bad desu
>>
>>27926804
Excuses. The valedictorian in my class had a 4.4 or something and he was a massive Chad.
>>
>>27927286
just kys bro
>>
>>27928000

My problem is that independently all my features aren't a problem on their own. The issue comes when you combine them in the full package. Makes me look like bad rng in poorly made character generator.
>>
>>27928021
>4.7
>valedictorian
did everyone in your school ride the short bus?
>>
I'm very shy and anxious
In addition to that, I'm not good at keeping conversation with people.
>>
>>27925048
But I have had one.

Dated her for all of my 20s, got cucked (by a balding aspie manlet with no job, no less), and got out of the relationship and then realized that I had no clue how to do the dating thing and didn't know any available women.

That was almost 3 years ago and I haven't had a date since, much less sex or a GF. I'm turning 30 this year and have pretty much given up.
>>
I just don't fucking know how
>>
>>27927508
>>I'm half black
Does this matter? I thought (white) women were getting BLACKED
>>
I was always pretty shy so I just stayed inside in my room and played video games. Now I'm in my 20s and don't know how to approach women.

Also, what's the point of a gf?
>>
>>27927508
My half black friend gets tons of women, but he also has god-awful taste in them, and is currently dating a literal heroin junkie who's also a weeb and dresses like a scene girl from 10 years ago.
>>
I hate attention and im afraid of affection
>>
>>27928701
>heroin junkie who's also a weeb and dresses like a scene girl from 10 years ago
hhnnnnggggggg
>>
>>27927668
She is 28 and grounded? Wtf anon
>>
>>27928879
She's actually pretty hot, although too tall for my tastes. (Like 5'9" in flats.) She's absolutely batshit insane though, among other things jumped on the hood of his car and kicked his windshield in a few weeks ago.
>>
>>27928979
Post pics familiarity
>>
>>27927668
So your girl is 28 years old and her parents still control over if she has a boyfriend or not?
>>
>>27927076
Dude, all of this shit is so boring though.

To me, it feels better being alone. I'm a cyborg and have had a ~gf before. Unless you can see yourself marrying her it's actually quite stressful and annoying.
>>
>>27929222
I dont want to fap anymore and I'm tired of escorts
>>
>>27929222

He doesn't want a girlfriend. He was some idealized fantasy of one.
>>
>>27928937
>>27929048
She's probably Indian or has very strict parents.
My parents are like that as well.
>>
>>27929439

I want you to know that I find all Indians disgusting and would actively discriminate against you and your ilk given the chance.
>>
>>27928937
>>27929048
Yes, that's what she said, anon.
Oh, did I mention that her parents also seized her smartphone 'cause she used it a lot?
Doesn't look like she's lying.
Summarizing, she's 28, NEET until recently, picked up the same career I'm doing, still jobless.
And how I met her? It's kinda the anecdote:
>About a month ago.
>I went to the college (bah, it's a tertiary school with a career of Computer Systems, 3 years), to ask about my current status.
>Turns out I can still aprove my remaining 2nd year subjects by final exam, thus decided not to redo them.
>That being said, I'm in a sort of ronin student status.
>Before me it was this girl, clueless as fuck, asking questions to everyone.
>I didn't even see her face.
>That day was the last day to sign up for a career and the next week was the last one of a 3 week preparatory (or Propaedeuctic as the call it) course.
>Classes started. She was there.
>I slowly started to talk with her, even if anxiety was throwing me back.
>I took the initiative, told them that I find her kinda interesting and that I wanted to talk with her. She gave me her number when I asked for it. There was when she told be about that her parents seized her smarthphone. I invited her for a soda (she doesn't drink either) before classes, she accepted.
>The rest is what I wrote in my previous post:
>>27927668
Another thing she told me is that another of the reasons that her parents don't allow her to go out at parties is because a couple of times she came back too late. Not drunk, or high, or wasted, or after being gangbanged by a pack of Chads.
Maybe she's hiding something dirty, but seen how boring she is, I don't really think so.
She doesn't behave like a 28 yo woman.
This close friend of mine, even he can't fully believe what I said. Strange chick indeed.
>>
>>27925114
which field is that?
>>
>>27925114

You don't have any because you're a self absorbed prick. It has nothing to do with chances or your shitty field.
>>
>>27929284
Which is honestly the only one worth having.
>>
Because I am inferior and to get a girlfriend I would have to work hard to compensate for shortcomings out of my control. Fuck that. I'd rather be alone all my life than bend over and accept that.
>>
>>27925048
God's grace, worthless 3d cunt
>>
>>27925048
Spent my entire twenties as a stoner. When I emerged from the cloud of smoke all of the worthwhile women were taken.

Plus I'm an incredible autist around grills.

38 but not a virgin, just never had a relationship.
>>
>>27928990
Don't have any, had to block her on FB after she went berserk on me a while back. Dude used to be my best friend and now I haven't seen him since January because of her.

Even if I had pics, I wouldn't post them anyway because she probably lurks here.
>>
>>27929804

I would agree but sex is pretty damn awesome. Emotional support isn't that bad either.
>>
>>27929565
Medicine
>>27929604
While I am a self-absorbed prick, I don't make that obvious when interacting with people IRL.
>>
>>27925048
>>27925048
After many years, i realized that i don't really like people
>>
>>27925048
>all women are whores
>I don't want to date a whore

Next
>>
>>27931242
Stop lying to yourself.

ORIGINAL
R
I
G
I
N
A
L
>>
>>27929439
She's not indian. Average looking white female.
Her parents, from what I can tell, they were pretty permissive with her, untill they realized that she is near her 30's, NEET, completely lack of ambition. It's pretty obvious they will get angry and punish her. T'was 'bout time they did it.
Still, something is fishy about all this, she is not telling me the whole thruth.
Evidences of this: a bit of a slurred speech at times, takes her time to speak, ask a question or answer when being asked. She walks in a slow, shuffling gait, as if some weight is upon her. She also appears to have lost some weight as some of her clothes are probably a size or two bigger for her current body. Also a bit of saggy skin at some parts like. Still bearable.

Maybe I'm overthinking, she's just dumb, weak, worthless bitch, and the punishment given by her parents is well deserved. Moreover if she doesn't have the courage to stand her ground.
I still want to date her, before she falls for a Chad that is as dumb as her. And her class is full of good looking Chads, so better hurry.
>>
>>27931267
Ok ok I'll admit I'm ugly as shit and couldn't get one if I wanted.

Just let me think I have control of the situation, it helps me stay happy with my life.
Thread replies: 70
Thread images: 6

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.