Why can't you just be yourself?
I do not want to.
>>27922481
Who do you want to be?
>>27922451
>be myself at work for years
>go out on works night out
>get good and pissed, have a good time
"wow anon you're so much fun, you should come to work drunk lol"
>go to work drunk
>hug all the girls
>get written up
>>27922451
But I am myself, OP.
just be yourself! Please.
I ended up the way I did because I was myself the whole time. I am not a good template.
>>27922451
Because "myself" is a cringeworthyfurry, pretty much aloliconautistic.
But boy. When I walk around college I appear to be a normie. But really I'm not.
>>27922451
I am genuinely surprised that OP's post was original.Also we've all tried and nobody really likes that.
>>27922506
Well you are not you when you are under the influence. Don't be a deviant.
>>27922506
You retard. Why would you rock up to work drunk?
Your self. Be it.
>>27922596
No-one thought of asking. Or OP has admin powers. Spooky.
You can do it. Stop pleasing everyone who isn't in your bed at the moment. It's 230 on a weekend. If you're sleeping alone there is no hope for you.
She snores.
Don't you like you?
Does anyone have anything original to add?
Why don't you just be the best you you can be? Be yourself. Just be yourself.
Just don't you just be yourself?
>>27922637
mate i'm posting on r9k
let's not pretend you'd be surprised by anything less than me frying my own cock in garlic butter and feeding it to a stray fox.
>>27923013
If that's the real you. Pics or irbnever happened
Why aren't you just being you?
Just be you. Doing the things you do.
>>27923078
Would you harpoon that?
>>27922451
Because I'm a weirdo. I learned as soon as I started kindergarten that being myself was not a good idea.
>>27923122
So you let others dictate your actions? Like a chimp.
>>27923184
Yup that's pretty much right on the money. I'm a chimp.
>>27923225
More like a rat in a cage. The chimp will bite your face off. Plus they sure are cute when they are little.
>>27923276
When did you first realize your dreams were dead?
https://youtu.be/IZ8_dswW-18
That's exactly what I've been doing. It just turns out that my true self is despicable.
>>27923325
If you don't love yourself who will?
This question may never be asked like this here again. So answer wisely. Why are you here alone tonight? Why aren't you being youself at some party?
We ourselves now?
Why can't you just be normal, like your brother.
You know what's amazing about being yourself? Pussy. Chicks dig confidence.
>>27922577
check'n them dubs
Why can't you be more like your sister? Hitler had more morals than you.
>>27922451
>Why can't you just be yourself?
I would go to prison.
>>27922451
only charming smart handsome guys should be themselves. the rest of us get shit on for it.
they get to have quirks, we don't.
>>27923843
>I would go to prison.
Totally worth it.
>>27923843
Care to maybe elaborate?
>>27923385
I don't expect anyone to, and that's fine with me,
>>27923900
So no one has touched your swim suit area? Outside of pens inspection day of course
>>27922451
because i raised myself on the internet and am a blank slate that absorbs other personalities and mannerisms subconsciously and have no knowledge of 'myself'
if i wanted to truly jus b myself i think i would have to crawl back up my mothers cunt and blow my brains out
>>27923930
Meant today penis.
>>27923930
I had sex once. She was a mean exhibitionist, and didn't like me at all.
>>27923932
Hey, one or the other. No guns in wombs. That's going to make flying for her like impossible
>>27922451
I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FUCKING SELF ACTUALLY IS
>>27924038
You're you. Take couple times and you'll understand.
Because myself is shit.
I'm pathetic, autistic, boring dumb, weak, and a loser on every level.
Why would I want to be me?
It doesn't matter how many things I can lift or how many hobbies I have, my personality is won't change.
You realize that this is the last time you'll be able to say this shot here for a while.
They Don't Think It do Like It Is But It do
>>27922451
>being myself
>staying a shut-in
>staying an aspie with low social skills
>staying overweight
>staying a lazy piece of shit
>staying a virgin
No thanks.
