Greetings r9k
I'm here to remove any shred of despair you casted upon yourself so l'll either grant you a wish, a piece of wisdom or answer any questions.
Rules for wishes
1. Nothing that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
2. No wishing for Infinite wishes
3. No wishing for anything sinful
Once your wish has been granted pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage for your divine confirmation.
Email me a picture of my future wife
If you are truly god you should know my email faggot
>>27921942
I wish for a femdom gf. Not immediately, but just have complete 100% confirmation that it WILL happen.
Thank you r9k genie
I want wisdom.
I wish for a sawed off shotgun and 10 12 gauge shells for it and/or an ounce of cocaine
I wish for a few million dollars in the next year
gib muny pls
>>27921990
See nothing, your a fag OP
>>27921990
You won't have a wife.
>>27922035
You will have one. Go receive your confirmation.
>>27921990
Hmmmm that'll take a bit of power for me to do
>>27922056
Wisdom is achieved by experience and confronting what scares you the most. The more you fight your fears, the more wise you become.
>>27921942
Alright
Slow down my aging process
>>27922071
Too sinful. You can obtain those means yourself as you desire.
>>27922091
Sloth is a sin
>>27922096
Hmmm check again
>>27922096
HAHA YOUR A SINGLE UNMARRIED BETA FOR LIFE ANON
>>27922108
>You will have one. Go receive your confirmation.
"The translation of the Greek soon revealed that the Rosetta Stone bore a decree from the general council of Egyptian priests issued in 186 b.c The people of Egypt, and the details the honors that the priests had, in return, piled upon the pharaoh."
What does it mean, OP?
>>27922133
Can I just have the shotgun and one shell then? It's not a sin that I want it for, I want it for freedom
I want to not hate myself, be able to go outside, and be able to sustain any relationship wether romantic or not. So in short I wish to be happy.
That or a boat and enough money to live in the boat
>>27922150
For every good woman is a council of men to protect her. To win her heart you must speak to her soul since her body is already protected.
>>27922133
>Sloth is a sin
Then I wish for the ability to make a few million dollars in the next year>inb4 greed is a sin :^)
>>27922203
You are very wise. Thank you!
>>27922222
these digits
are digits of doom
>>27922222
AND THIS GET! NOTHING IS STOPPING ME TODAY! FEMDOM GF, HERE I COME!
>>27922211
>inb4
an inb4 does not and has never made something untrue, anon.
I wish to be cured of my chronic health problems
Please please PLEASE let the security guards or janitors or whoever leave the 50th floor door to the roof unlocked tomorrow
What the fuck is going on OP?
>>27922179
You will find yourself a shotgun with a shell
>>27922192
Happiness comes from within. It is a state of mind you reach when you cleanse your spirit of any dark energy and thoughts. That is no easy task but if you submit towards the light and the universal love and let your vibrations match the same frequency of the universal embrace you will find yourself with happiness.
People with physicalities that exceed your own my seem happier in general but to quote Biggie Smalls, Mo Money Mo Problems
>>27921942
i wish for infinite^2 wishes.
>>27922242
Both greed and sloth, probably others, can be applied to any wish in some way or another
>>27922258
Thank you so much I will use it well
Ex wife?
>>27922255
>blacking out the name
nice try. ;-)
>>27921942
What shall I next fap to, oh great one?
>>27922284
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANGERED HIM
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO GET MY EMAIL
>>27921942
I wish to be free of this world and achieve total and eternal contentment.
I wish for my wife to find a job she likes.
>>27922211
You have the power to achieve anything you like if you want to remove any shred of doubt in your soul.
In a year will come at a great deal of focus and energy, but you are capable of achieving it, even as difficult of a task it seems.
>>27922222
Not a problem
>>27922247
As you wish. Now embrace the warmth of the light and shred any darkness that is deep within you and in return your body will heal stronger then it has been before.
>>27922250
As you wish.
>>27922255
Look what we have here
>>27922334
Give me great Drive, the motivation to try harder when things get difficult
>>27921942
I wish to easily understand, learn, and apply mathematics.
I wish to have full facial hair
![1c48047d5c1d2874ecb4c75e2a82a575[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OdoqmVL.jpg "1c48047d5c1d2874ecb4c75e2a82a575[1].jpg")
>>27921942
So are you posing as the other impostor ?
I want an answer. When Anu and is follower are gonna lose ? You should be able to answer it right ? It concern you after all.
Since it is an answer I'm waiting for, posting random bits after I got it ;)
I wish for the strength to stop procrastinating and to do well on my exams.
>>27922261
Cannot allow that since selfishness is sin
>>27922281
Not a problem. God speed
>>27922304
For me to know and for you not to know.
>>27922320
As you wish. Let every second flow you without any discontent. But if you forget, symbolize a green eye in your mind to remember yourself of the virtuous path of an enlightened being
>>27922327
With your love filling her with strength it will happen
>>27921942
I wish my gf was at a healthy a weight instead of alowly killing herself with food. =(
>>27921942
I just want her, I want to forget the other and I want my life with this new her to somehow, miraculously be perfect. If you can't change the situation, change me, I just want to be as happy as I was before, without all the lying to myself, and without the horrible, horrible ending.
Love, is what I want.
Also God, please, with that job I'm going into in college, please make sure it's the right one. I just want to go into the right job. Please help me. This is related, because if she is the one, then I need a good job to support my family. Please also let my family be a nice one.
God, please, let all these be true. Thank you so much God for listening to me and for working on my behalf.
i want wisdom about achievements. progress,.and happyness.
>>27921942
Alright op I'm game,I wish to be the top rank in Osu!
>>27921942
Make my hair grow back you fucking faggot
>>27922356
But you already have it inside you. Meditate and let the orb of white light inside you fill your entire body to remind yourself of what your inner power is.
People forget how strong and resilient they truly are deep down inside.
>>27922359
Everything around you is made up of mathamatics. You must first learn to love everything around you first before you have the capacity to love what you desire to learn.
>>27922367
You will grow full facial hair once you delimit yourself of ridding your body of its masculinity by defiling yourself by being a chronic masturbator.
>>27922380
Tread on
>>27922387
First answer this question. Why is it so difficult for you to have self control?
>>27921942
I wish for the paranoia to stop and for my life to improve.
>>27921942
I want to get good grades in every single one of my clases and pass the daunting amount of stuff I still have to do with flying colors so I can become an engineer in two years instead of having to drop out and disappoint literally every single person that has ever cared for me. Please, I was feeling pretty down already and you must realize how desperate I am to be writing this. I don't want to be a failure anymore. Thank you.
>>27922388
The book was the hobbit, and the passage was about excitement about undertaking a new journey. I believe.
i wish to pass my exams
![_9399156[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HzIu8TA.png "_9399156[1].png")
>>27922452
Nothing more insightful ? I just asked about you and your family. How the sons doing ?
>>27922390
The summer time is coming around and she will be more self conscious about her body and what she eats. You don't have to wish for that.
>>27922392
All good things will come to you as long as you value yourself just as much as those you love
>>27922431
Happiness *
Indeed, now weave time into silks of wisdom tethering along happiness and you will have what you desire.
>>27922450
No
>>27921942
Dear God, i've been working out and keeping at it for 5 months now, and I'm finally starting to get somewhere. Could you make sure I keep it up and maybe throw a few gains my way as well.
Love,
Me
>>27922452
I am easily distracted and running away from my responsibilities.
>>27922392
I, I don't understand...
I opened the nearest book, but I got something talking about viruses, prokaryotic cells, and eukaryotic cells, and how viruses infect cells, and it was going on to talk about the role viruses played in the history of the development of the eukaryotic cell.
What could this mean? Pls no STD
>>27921942
Give me a solid proof you exist
Please, if you truly are God.
I wish you to grant me a stronger will, so I have the motivation and determination to accomplish great things in life.
A stronger will can help me be more dedicated to getting good grades in Uni. I have As and Bs currently but I want straight A's.
A stronger will can help me get stronger and faster at the gym. I'm decently fit but I want to be in better shape and have the motivation to eat healthy.
A stronger will can push me to better myself in social relationships and make more connections with people. I'm socially awkward but a stronger will can make me stronger emotionally and not care if people hurt me, it'll allow me to move on easier.
Even if you're not God, thank you OP for posting this thread as its a reminder that I need to start going to Church. I believe that the people in this thread who are asking for material things such as wealth don't realize that to be "rich" starts from the inside. All the people who are successful are very hardworking due to their strong will. I don't know if asking for a strong will is sinful, maybe its a form of greed, but I'm not sure. I just want to better myself physically and mentally and if you can just give me just another inch of motivation I'll be happy.
Thank you.
>>27922556
Op i'm the one that wished to be good at osu I'm only asking that I'm able to FC bigblack or xi four dimensions or hell even scarlet rose i'm not asking for much here.
>>27921942
Can i win a random selected drawing to meet Donald Trump and his lovely wife for an evening. Pleas...
>>27921942
I wish for romantic success.
>>27921942
I want some hope.
That's all I ask for.
>>27921942
I wish that the girl i love with all of my heart lives a happy life. With or without me. <3
I wish my parents had checked me professionally for autism early in life
even if I have it "light" I'm too frightened to check for it now and I mostly just want the relief of knowing there isn't anything glaringly wrong with me and that if I devoted myself to self betterment I'd no longer be a friendless neet, just like that but I don't think I even like myself right now and I don't know what to do or what I'm thinking anymore
>>27922477
Nothing is there to hurt you, but there is everything to keep you safe.
>>27922479
You will never be a failure just remember that. Making it this far proves how strong and determined you are. Distracted as you may be now, you just have to determine in your mind what is the most important to you and to never go off discourse. Itll take a bit of willpower but you have it within you.
>>27922509
Enjoy your beautiful life
>>27922510
You will with diligence and some application of your abilities
>>27922554
Not good since there is a lot of pain in this world
>>27921942
I wish to freely manipulate atoms and molecules without using any energy and to know how to do so perfectly and automatically and to never forget how to do so.
Unless that impedes on the quantum mechanics of the universe.
In which case I wish to be able to create my own infinite universe(s) in my mind with 100% control and all of my dreams to be lucid and completely in my control. and again to know exactly how to control them and do all of this. And to be able to distinguish between reality and said fake worlds.
>>27922667
God how hard is it to just give me one fluke of skill it's all I'm ever going to be able to accomplish either give me skill at Osu! the rhythm game or like make me musically talented or something...again not asking for much
>>27921942
I just wish for th depression to go away
>>27921942
>No wishing for anything sinful
Then we can't wish for anything but salvation and righteousness. You don't seem to understand how religion works, you live to serve god forever, denying all of your desires.
>>27922565
Getting gains is 70% dieting and 30% working out.
Stuff your face, or better yet consume more milk. GOMAD is a cheap and inexpensive way to put on more weight in a short period of time.
>>27922572
Then start now and face them head on and never distract yourself from them. Posting here isn't your life, your life has been somewhere near you that you avoid and disacknowledge.
You have the time to realize right now that youve been procrastinating on your real life. Don't end up like those people that thought that their real lives never started. Do it now before more time slips by you.
>>27922640
C U C K detected
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C
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>>27922778
No we broke up and i just want her to be happy. It was my fault.
>>27922774
AS IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD SO IT SHALL BE DONE.
>>27921942
Please give me motivation to work a bit harder and stay healthy for me and my few, few loved ones.
Give me some courage to talk with that qt I see almost everyday, and let me feel no despair if she tells me she already has/had a boyfriend. That's all I ask for. Thank you in advance.
>>27922795
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WE GOT OURSELVES A PRIME KEK HERE BOYS
>>27921942
Will I find something I am good at and what is it
Email me a picture of my future wife. I want to believe.
![anunnaki-tree-of-life[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/N6wHOW4.gif "anunnaki-tree-of-life[1].gif")
>>27922667
The lord work in mysterious way, right ?
>>27922477
>>27922667
Actually. ou should be wary. Lot of ugly things are out for you. But you're better, so make what you can to stay strong. Fight the hardest you can.
>>27922479
What can you do to make sure you pass these grades ? Cause nobody gonna get em for you.
Anyway stop thinking you're a failure because you might fail somtehing.
>>27922510
If you work enough, you will.
>>27922744
Stay strong and think. Thinking is the biggest part of getting out of that trap.
>>27922762
No wonder I quit !
>>27922795
In what way was it your fault ?
>>27922824
You shouldn't live for other, but for yourself. None of what you ask matter if you don't want it.
>>27922845
Search, that all I can say. Search and find.
>>27922578
Augment viruses to negative energy.
The internet contains viral thought processes that are entirely negative and can cast a shadow of a doubt on yourself with what you expose yourself too.
If you want to move forward and gain everything that you desire, remove yourself from any mentally harmful thinking and hatred.
To feel love you must avoid hatred at any cost.
To feel your strength you must avoid anything that makes you feel weak.
To feel yourself, you must not submit to anything that isn't you.
>>27922585
Open a book
>>27922592
No need to thank me. Just tether yourself towards your goals and never let anything distract you from it. Itll take courage and discipline. Heck it will be boring, but ultimately itll lead you to your eternal happiness.
>>27922602
That is sloth and I cannot grant it.
>>27922606
Donald Trump is on a greater mission for humanity right now and he doesn't have the time to meet you.
>>27922630
You will
>>27922631
Granted
>>27922640
Granted
>>27922707
It's possible, but your brain is physically limited for it.
Study Tesla and Nostradamus for a clue into something equally just as potent.
>>27922744
Seek medical attention immediately. You need antidepressants
Hey God, how's it going?
I'd like to wish for the drive I have to get to med school to be lasting, and that I'll be successful with that career goal.
I'd also like to not be so lonely.
>>27922884
Oh shit I already worship you, you gonna give me osu skills? Because god is quite frankly being a cuck.
>>27922716
Granted, you have the capacity to be a musical genius
>>27922762
No, you can wish for anything else
>>27922824
Let the warming universal love fill your dark clouded soul. You have been in a fog for quite some time, now leave it when you are ready.
>>27922845
Granted. Pick up a book turn to a random page and read a random passage.
>>27922846
You will not have a wife but a husband instead.
>>27922884
Go away
>>27922906
Granted
>>27922914
I granted you your second wish.
>God granted my wish for hope
>Go to a random page and read a random passage
>German battle tactics
I'm more confused than ever.
>>27922985
Fourth reich god supports the purging of the jews!
I just want a hoe
>inb4 pic related
i wish a lot of attractive girls that i would be into like me
thanks god, cheers
>>27922985
>>27922996
The world is in a lot of pain because of very evil and selfish men
>>27922985
Seems open and shut to me.
>Blitzkrieg is basically super coincidence
>You don't even focus on killing the enemy just on taking their land
>If you can win a war by being confident and unpredictable, then you can do anything by being confident and unpredictable
>>27922968
God, Please grant me strength and ebdurance so that I may better serve you and the world in the way I intend to serve.
>>27923022
Granted, you will have a hoe.
>>27923027
But they already are
>>27923049
>but they already are
solid words right there God, sounds about right to be honest
thanks for the confidence
>>27923038
Serve yourself and the ones that you love and never be scornful to anyone. That is all I ask.
>>27923038
I screamed and screamed and God finally listened.
I wish for a girl who will love me that I will meet within a year or two. Will this happen?
>>27923033
Dubs of truth god wants us to get rid of the greedy merchants!
>>27923062
You got it. Never hate, always love even if it seems too difficult. The second you hate the second you lose everything
>>27922222
U R ALL POWERFUL!
>>27923080
Yes
>>27923090
Thou shall steal shall be punished
I wish for a gf that actually cares about me. Deep down, can truly emotionally love me. Someone whom I can share intimate trust with. Please.
>>27923141
Don't worry about it. It will happen when the time is ripe
![3j-unknown-Utu-Ninurta-Enki[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/92QI7UZ.jpg "3j-unknown-Utu-Ninurta-Enki[1].jpg")
>>27922392
>>27922578
Do not listen to >>27922885 Serioulsy. World is built on polarities. Thinking love without hate is absurd, impossible. The same for strenght and weakness, etc. As exemple, Love and hate are the same thing. Love is a polarity of the same feeling as hate, just different (one positive, the other negative. Just picture yourself the symbol of yin and yang for a better explaination.).
Now, back to your question. Why do you want her ? Why is it her ? What if it is not perfect... and yada yada... Why all those condition for it to be perfect ?
Please, think about it
>>27922585
The source exist, what better way than you being alive is there ?
>>27922592
Why do you want those notes ? Because you want them, or because you are expected to have them ?
You seems like you got enough on your own to get what you want to me.
For the willpower thing, pratice void meditation everyday for up to 10min (minimum) and you should have it. (but doing what you need is the best to build willpower).
>>27922631
Nobody can give you hope. It is you who find it.
>>27922640
It's up to you then to make her happy. Nobody except herself gonna do it. Do you trust her ?
>>27922707
You can, but it ask a lot of work. Also not possible without energy (you know that rule don't you).
For your infinite world of fantasy, you can already do it. Look into luicid dream, tulpa, egregor, servitor and all that jazz to know how it work. But beware, great power come at great costs.
>>27922744
You know it will not get away like that. Why are you in this condition ?
>>27923072
>>27923038
But God, being Scornful is all I amIf this is about her, I'm not sorry, she was nice but ultimately she amounted to nothing. Maybe I could've been more polite about it, but it was better than using her as a toy; Just to seeing how close I can get her to break. Wasn't it?And Im not sure I love anyone
hi character, I am what you would define as sloth, I lack a drive to get my drivers license despite being able to get it 1 year ago and struggle to focus in education. please grant me energy or determination
>>27923159
To fill yourself in a polarizing way will only delimit yourself from either side. You can either be left or right, or in between, but being in between strenght and weakness will never give you absoulte strength
>>27921942
I want a turbo miata or a dirft car :^) please
>>27921942
If there is a heaven, i wish to be guaranteed access to it even if i kill myself
>>27923174
Then leave your scornful ways when you are ready to grow into a man.
>>27923198
Granted
Why are you roleplaying and pretending to be God on /r9k/? Go back to /x/
>>27923213
You will get one from your own hands that youve been blessed with
>>27923231
When you die, you will meet a being that will put your soul on a balance. That is all I will say
![enki2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nKrnU7X.jpg "enki2[1].jpg")
>>27922906
Why is it drive not lasting, is it the right path for you ?
For the loneliness bit, why are you. And what you seek in other ?
>>27922914
Don't whorship anyone if YOURSELF. And even if, be human. You also are strong enough to learn alone. And of course be good.
Also yes, ANU is being a dick.
>>27922824
Everything you ask is already in you, why wanting the help of anyone else ? You can stay healthy with the right choices and activities. You already have courage, even if you forgot about it. And why should the life of another one be so important to your well being ? You are so much worthy than that.
>>27922968
So, omnipotent to a limit ? Can't get rid of a dirty little rebel ?
>>27923248
Why do you think I'm role-playing?
It must be your inner jealousy speaking to me. All that wasted time spent on /x/ and doing wishful thinking that amounted to nothing
>>27923273
If you want to be Satan, by all means. Submit your vessel to him if you want to triffle and make a mockery of him
>>27923329
Lord, please give me forgiveness for the things with the people.
If you are God, then what is my first name?
>>27921942
I wish I pass all my exams.
Gonna go study now
I also wish that she will fall in love with me
>>27923404
You are forgiven
>>27923420
Pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage and I will tell you your first name
>>27923458
Granted, now rid your heart of hatred and your mind of stupidity
>>27923458
>>27923467
Working on it.
Random book quotes:
>Do you have any savings on bank account?
>I'm afraid not
And second one
>Both families didn't like each other very much
K then, I'm outta here. Have a nice Sunday anons.
![langfr-110px-Aquarius.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/afFvy7L.jpg "langfr-110px-Aquarius.svg[1].png")
>>27922985
You should be. Why, of any subect war should come up ?
>>27922996
Of course he do. How many genocide did he support already ?
>>27923022
And you will have. But don't expect much of her in this case.
>>27923027
Same as just before
>>27923033
And who enact them ?
>>27923072
But of course, you can be scornful right ?
>>27923080
It can, it can not. Depend and you.
>>27923090
He doesn't care.
>>27923141
Of course you can. But don't expect it to fall from the tree. Especially today.
But also, don't get duped.
>>27923174
If she amounted to nothing, why talk about her now ?
>>27923198
No wonders... heh..without more intel...try harder I guess.
>>27923211
Dind't you create the world like that ? Oh wait.... of course not. You just took credit.
Why shouldn't i choose mesure and balance when availaible ? Hate is the same emotion as love, as is happiness and despair. And a lot more. Why should i stand on the edge, ready to fall ?
Absolute ? Why should I want that absolute ? Especcially if being weak make me a prey, as being strong. Why, as a human divine should I follow only one way and not both ?
>>27923231
VIP club. Hope you got that card.
>>27923515
>If she amounted to nothing, why talk about her now ?
God brought her up, albeit in a indirect way. If you knew all the context you'd see that.
I wish to be the best guitarist ever
>>27923467
i was told you were God
'sup wit it??
>>27923515
You were created differently then all the other angels. You were thought to think indifferently to everyone else, but somehow along the passage of time, you abused my power and created the concept of evil and hatred for your own reasons.
And for that you were given your own dominion to have rulership over those that wanted to follow in your footsteps. And forever you were outcasted from the gates of heaven.
To be rid of you will be to say I failed as a creator, but to you that means very little.
And now you want to interfere with my being as I spread the good faith of the holy spirit to cast hope and light amongst the souls you poisoned with your toxicities and for that I cannot allow.
Fuck with me again and I will do the one thing that I swore myself never to do.
![Baguette-Hermes[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mN9TQU9.jpg "Baguette-Hermes[1].png")
>>27923302
Because ANU is losing everyday a little harder. Also because he would have better things to do than answer mere human on a forum.
>>27923329
A mockery of what ? You call yourself God, not god, but God. Why shouldn't I take the name of the adversary ? After all, I'm one right ?
>>27923420
Do you even know your name ? Or only the one given to you ?
>>27923458
>>27923507
Prove him wrong, pass your exams. For the girl, no need to push things, but if you can get her, just do it in spite.
>>27923549
He could have brought up anyone. That's how he work, by being vague. Now, why did you think of her ?
>>27923557
The best doesn't exist. But you can still be one the top.
>>27923564
He is not. ANU/YHVH don't even know you exist.
>>27923557
All the best guitarists studied the masters of music. If you can pluck Beethoven then you will be the best guitarist to have ever lived.
>>27923564
Casting love and faith, and conjuring miracles. The usual.
>>27923620
>You were thought to think indifferently to everyone else, but somehow along the passage of time, you abused my power and created the concept of evil and hatred for your own reasons.
>>27923329
>Submit your vessel to him
This is some Tumblr Tier Supernatural shit.
Go back to advocating the mass murder of your "Chosen "People""who, as we know, are all President Molesting Martians
Please tell me will I get back with my ex I love her and miss her
>>27922985
You know what to do Kameraden
>>27923642
>Now, why did you think of her ?
Last week, one of her friend's mentioned that I was acting scornful towards her. (She used the word Scornful, no one says that)
>>27923642
For you to take on the identity of Satan is for you to allow his soul to enter the depths of spirit.
And like a seed he will stay in your subconscious. And with some passage of time he will envelop your entire being and you will cease to exsist and he will have taken over.
Stop before it's too late you fool
>>27923680
You will
>>27923660
Pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage
I want a pure girlfriend who will love me for the eest of my life
I want a pure loyal gf
>>27923777
Get one. Whose stopping you?
![kundalini-serpent-power[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IU3CYYj.jpg "kundalini-serpent-power[1].jpg")
>>27923620
The big bad one isn't an angel. But the firstborn of ANU. You didn't create anything, at least not on this planet.
How do your own son did betray you ? Or motsly why ? Isn't it a better question ?
I even heard ENLIL did join against you. How does it feel ?
How two brother, ennemies, team up against their dad ? huh ! Seriously, that's more important to me than "you were able to think differently".
Seriously, why did "God" hid behind all that jazz ?
Oh yeah, you could assert your dominance once and for all. You know, imprison him for all eternity. But for who is in the circle, didn't work that much...
Anyone, anyone who wants freedom will fight you. But of course, the one teaching, helping, giving is the sinful one.
Give knowledge and you shall be remembered as the vile serpent. But kill them, and again, and again, and you should be praised as the lord !
What you gonna do ? Because for me, you are already losing.
I just want her to fall in love with me
I want to be cured of my clinical depression, I want both sides of my family to make peace, I want a loving wife. Please God
>>27923742
What did he mean by this?
Something original, hopefully?
![kundalini-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/V5VyEfr.jpg "kundalini-1[1].png")
>>27923691
Is it just the reoccurence of those words that made you think of her ? If it is it, why should you care ?
What did you mean by trump is on a greater mission?
>>27921942
let me be my ideal self
I wish for eternal happiness for all living beings.
>>27923809
Seek psychiatrist attention immediately
>>27923846
I can not alter her brain frequency, but I can give you a boost of courage to win her love. Let the universal love and energy fill your soul with strength and preserverence and apply your newfound self with much consideration.
>>27923853
Excersize your right to be happy and non dependency of your medications
>>27923893
It might've been a coincidence. I dumped her not long ago, so She's still kind of on my mind
>>27923876
>>27923931
God are you human and fallible?
Please God, I would like to be able to change hair colour and hair length at will, And my hair will act as though it is naturally that colour, also all the hair all over my body, not just head hair.
>>27923931
How do I exercise my "right to be happy" if i can't even get out of bed to go to college?
>>27923876
You know what it means
>>27923905
Yes
>>27923923
As honest as that wish is, it is not easy to grant. Itll take decades of hard work to achieve and a unified conciousness amongst every single person on this planet.
>>27923919
With each tomorrow makes you a new ideal self.
>>27921942
I wish I had 10 pounds of weed
>>27923964
Yes I am
>>27923984
Nope
>>27924024
The hint is in the first word. Excersize and stop being lazy.
>>27924044
Get your financial aid check, and invest it on a single pound. Then flip that pound into two pounds. Then flip 2 to 4 pounds, then 4 to 8 lbs, then 8 to 16 pounds and you will have your 10 pounds.
![Zodiac-Barocius-1585[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DIc9VWF.jpg "Zodiac-Barocius-1585[1].jpg")
>>27923931
So interpreting an "omnipotent" being is not on the new DSMV ?
>>27923757
>>27923777
>>27923846
Why ?
>>27923853
Every bit is gonna be hard to attain. You need to work hard to get it. And even. You are not the only one choosing in this matter. Even after hard work, it could still go wrong.
>>27923919
Only you can. Even if this hard, do it. But don't expect it to come easy.
>>27923923
If only.
>>27923951
Since when is she still on your mind ?
Yeah it could be a coincidence, but since it seems fresh, I doubt it. Do you ?
>>27923964
Of course they are. But capable of so much at the same time. Isn't it beautiful ?
>>27924024
You are already renouncing that right. Being happy is about you, yourself, your mind. Nobody, except yourself, can give you or take you happiness.
>>27924044
Go buy it before economic collapse. And enjoy it !
God, how old am I??
>>27924138
Let me see your pussy
>>27924154
20
I wish to live an adventurous life
>>27924173
What did you make believe I was a woman ? I also don't have a cat sorry.
Anyway, as apologies.
>>27924189
Granted in good faith
>>27924138
>just be happy XDDDDDD
Yeah tell that to my brain that can't produce the right amount of endorphins, dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin.
>>27924204
Let me see that asssssssssssssssss you vicarious fembot
>>27923742
Will it happen within this year?
I wish to have an awesome date with J in the next couple weeks, that will lead to a deeply loving and amazing lifelong relationship that will complete us both.
>>27924306
Yes, now cleanse your soul of every toxicity
>>27924323
Granted
>>27924359
Cease this now, impostor. You blaspheme my name. If you do not withdraw and repent, you will taste the ash of the long dark.
>>27924390
Listen fembot, are you going to show me your ass? If not, fuck outta this thread.
>>27921942
Make me a rock and roll idol, an inspiration to others who play music across all genres.
>>27924189
You can, but adventure does not equate habppiness. Go seek adventure and you'll have it. But don't bitch about the consequences.
>>27924236
I never said "be happy". First you need the right mind (and I don't know how it is yet). And of course, letting go of the rest. I'm not taking about zen or other dogma like that. But to be happy, one thing sure you can't be to attached.
Also, all that mumbo jumbo doctor talk about, it's just a way to talk about it. If you want or wish to put other substance to do the work for you, do it but accept all that come with it. On the other hand you can "regulate" all those disharmonies yourself, harder but better. Or do nothing. Or whatever.
>>27924266
I'm not a girl, but here, ass. At least I can answer that request.
>>27924306
Don't know for sure. But an economic collapse is on the horizon. I have doubt about this year, but it can be tomorrow like in two years. Anyway brace yourself.
>>27924323
How can you make it awesom for both of you ? Got any idea ?
>>27924359
How do I cleanse my soul, sorry for being annoying
>>27924359
Thank you, God. This will change my life if it happens. Here's my passage:
>So are you ready to fundamentally transform your relationship with fear; to stop regarding it as an enemy and turn it into a powerful source of energy? If so, the first step is learning how to handle that double-edged sword, the mind.
>>27924390
Wait, who is real? My wish is still okay, right?
>>27921942
I wish to grow 5 inches taller
I wish to have some sort of container that provides an infinite amount of any currency you want. I'll probably start by buying a bunch of stuff for myself but the thing about money is that once you buy a jet and a nice house and shit i'd probably just give a bunch of cash to charities or whatever.
![Ay2kE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CeUji9n.jpg "Ay2kE[1].jpg")
>>27924438
Long shot.
Calm your mind. Free it of all thoughts. (need weeks of work usually). Then, once your mind is perfeclty still. Feel light, pure white light washing you, entering you, and expulsing any blackness in you. Feel yourself letting go of all vile desire, impure intention, all that jazz.
The power of intention, and visualisation are very powerful. I'm still a neophyte, but I hope it helps. If you want more ressource, serach about void meditation and cleansing.
If it can help you, see the light, in your body, coming out of it, etc. But the more important part... FEEL it ! Like that cancerous guy who whish he had a gf ;)
>>27924428
If you can play Mozart on a guitar and teach yourself the business end of music management then you can be one.
>>27924433
Look fembot, fuck off and stop role-playing as Satan already.
>>27924438
Remove any predjudices and hatred you carry in your heart. Avoid any negative energy and having an unhealthy diet. Avoid vindictive, sardonic, draconian, and negative tendencies. Control and fight your dark impulses.
And once you do that you have purified your soul.
>>27924433
>How can you make it awesom for both of you ? Got any idea ?
I got no ideas, that's the problem. I had this one perfect opportunity and I blew it. Now I got nothing. I just want something that could be exciting or fun or even sexy. I find it really hard to express that side of myself, so I need something that can help me not be the boring, cold cunt I normally am. I would completely fail a classic dinner date because I'm so bad at connecting. I feel like if we bonded over a new experience together, that would provide the right emotional connection for her to see me as lovable. Something that doesn't rely on me too much, because of my terrible skills. Any ideas?
>>27924525
I'll figure out some Mozart but fuck business.
>>27924448
I don't write like I watch the game of thrones. Good luck and godspeed
>>27924473
That impedes on my power but i can make your soul grow 5 inches taller.
>>27924476
Not gonna happen. That impedes on my power right now.
>>27924515
Okay fembot, you can stay. But I still want to see your ass tho, or you'll be punished by my divine grace
>>27924563
Being business savy and knowing the lingo can help you seem more competent swinging deals
>>27924575
Nevermind, I don't need height
I wish for better heath so I can be able to do more things
>>27924575
I wish for the charisma to bring others together, the strength and ability to do what is needed where it is needed, and the wisdom to know how to fight evil in the many forms it can appear.
Hey God, can I ask you something?
My balding is really bothering me. I feel like I'm losing my youth that I never got to experience. Should I keep going down the path of hairpieces until I find something I'm happy with? Or is this path totally wrong? Should I get a hair transplant? Micro scalp pigmentation? Rogaine? Should I just shave my head and accept that I will never be good-looking? Will I ever be happy either way?
Really I just want to be loved.
>>27924590
Okay well I'll consider it granted.
My passage:
>Soone the old Palmer his devotions sung,
>Like pleasing anthems, moduled in time,
>For well that aged Syre could tip his tongue
>With golden foyle of eloquence, and lime,
>And licke his rugged speech with phrases prime
>>27924615
Better health is on the horizon for you
>>27924619
Granted. Now go be a slayer
>>27924639
Your looks can only get you so far. It's the man you are on the inside that counts. If you come off insecure about your physicalities then people will only see you for them. People see the strength instead of your weakness, but if you show any insecurities, they will only see you for your insecurities. Embrace and love yourself for the abled being that you are and never forget to be a beacon of strength. The second someone sees the chink in the crack is the second you crumble in their eyes.
>>27924642
Godspeed
will she stay with me for the rest of my life?
>>27924561
What perfect opportunity ?
If you want me to help (as a human being) I'll need a little more intel on you situation.
But first, be neutral about yourself. Don't talk about being cold, failing, boring or whatev.
Who are you, and who is that "she". Why do you like her ? Why do you want to bond with her like that ?
You seem to like her, or...she is on your mind a lot. Why is she so special to you ?
And of course, more practical questions. Where are you (typo, i don't care about country or city), what can you do where you are ? Do you live alone or not ?
You need to give a little to me before i can give to you. And after, I Hope being able to help you.
>>27924525
>>27924575
Maybe if you wish hard enough I'm gonna transform. But in the meantime, only a pic.
>>27924615
Respect your body, and you will have it.
>>27924619
What do you seek in particular ? Because you alreay got you asking for, just need to work on it.
>>27924639
Why should your being be.... reduced to you hair ? You are more than that. Be wary of what you ask, do you wish to be loved for your hair ? Or for what you represent ?
You have all it makes to be lovable, as all it takes to be hatable. It's you, who need to choose.
>>27921942
Hello god,
Just wishing for enough money to make my family and me live easily yet still having to work to get a comfortable life.
Thanks.
>>27924720
No, and I'm sorry to say.
>>27924722
Not good fembot, not good enough
>>27924740
Granted
>>27924806
FUCK why not? is there anything I can do so she will stay with me? everything just seems so perfect between us and I swear if she leaves me ill kill myself. >>27924806
>>27921942
I wish to find a gf which loves me for who I am, Thank you God.
>>27924840
There is nothing you can do to save her from dying before you do
>>27924846
Granted
I wish for Ada and I to be in a relationship and be happy together, Is this too much to ask for, God?
>>27921942
Literally all I wish for is to be a real girl
>>27924891
fuck...ugh I still don't believe this is actually god but op fucking with people but why do you have to be so accurate? females in her family always die early because of heart problems so its likely she will die before me.
>>27924895
Let things play out naturally the way it was supposed to be
>>27924903
Tripfags don't get wishes
>>27924937
Wow rude desu
>>27924960
BTFO by God himself, how's it feel?
>>27924975
God is a female anon. And she's a bitch
>>27924926
Embrace the time you have with her as best as you can
>>27924989
Tripfags are vain, selfish, narcissistic cretins that can never be saved.
>>27924937
If you can't give me the one I love, can you give me an abundance of females from this board?
Can you just give me an abundance of internet females in general?
>>27925018
Why do you want internet females when they will never love you for who you are?
Females in real life are better desu.
You can get an abundance of that instead.
![manwom[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/EuWBn6d.gif "manwom[1].gif")
>>27924740
Don't you prefer a comfortable life with the only need to work for yourself ?
>>27924806
Damn dude, If your not gonna accepte that I'm a man, or even try to answer with at least a bit of respect, you can go touch yourself for more pic of naked girls.
>>27924840
Why should anyone yield to your blackmail ?
>>27924846
You can find her. If you're not distracted.
>>27924895
Why should you ask anyone, if you are the only one with Ada who can make it enjoyable ?
>>27924903
You already are, as you are not. Human body is (metaphisicaly) both woman and man (yin and yang). If you feel any different than your biological body, there is reason and indulging yourself in it is not the way.
>>27925065
Let me see that ass before I smite you.
>>27921942
I wish for a qt314 gf perfect for me
>>27925042
youdamnit, fine.
God, I wish for an abundance of IRL girls sometime in the near future (Be a pal and throw some traps in there too, since I do pray to you 5 times a day and follow the rules you set forth through Muhammad [PBUH])
>>27925104
Granted
>>27925109
Granted
>>27924722
>What perfect opportunity ?
Hard to explain. It was a specific show that only happens once a year, and it was on a public holiday (she's always busy otherwise) and it was something she's never been to before and neither had I, and it had the right vibe (not too serious, not too childish), and it would've given us a lot to talk about, and it was late at night and less busy than usual, and it was the last warm night of summer, and there were many other unforeseeable opportunities that would've made the night serendipitous and magical. And I got too anxious so I canceled it.
>If you want me to help (as a human being) I'll need a little more intel on you situation.
>But first, be neutral about yourself. Don't talk about being cold, failing, boring or whatev.
But aren't those objective traits? I literally am boring; it effects every one of my relationships.
>Who are you, and who is that "she". Why do you like her ? Why do you want to bond with her like that ?
>You seem to like her, or...she is on your mind a lot. Why is she so special to you ?
I'm a socially retarded, minimum wage loser. She has her own issues, but she's still much more integrated into society than I am. I want to bond with her because she's different from anyone I've ever met. And she's the only girl that expressed she wanted the same, at one point anyway. Also, she's really cute.
>And of course, more practical questions. Where are you (typo, i don't care about country or city), what can you do where you are ? Do you live alone or not ?
I live in a city of 1 million. A really boring city.
I live with my family.
>>27925283
Do not submit yourself to that fembot.
She will cast doubt in your heart and make you over think what you already sense
I want to be a better person
>>27921942
I want to end my cycle of reincarnations. If that "impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe" too much, then I just wish to be as (or maybe a little bit more) successful in life as my brother and stay that way until one of us dies.
i don't want to feel like a girl on the inside any more
>>27925325
Granted. Now go get your physical confirmation as you bask in the universal loving energy.
>>27924722
>Why should your being be.... reduced to you hair?
It's not about that. It's that I'm already ugly in many other ways, on the inside and out. I already have so many flaws. This is just one of the preventable ones. Even with hair I'm a 4/10, but without I'm a 2/10. I really don't want to be that. I already have an autistic personality with no recourse. If I'm ugly too, no one will have any reason to talk to me.
What does a bald, ugly, deaf, midget who tries to be confident represent? To me he represents futility and worthlessness.
The world isn't that simple. People are judged on looks. I'm just being realistic. Maybe I'm lovable to some small minority of the population, but I will likely never meet them.
>>27924716
I understand. But doesn't that only matter if someone finds out about the fake hair? If no one knows, then there is no issue, right?
Can I has pony God?
>>27925335
Granted the second.
>>27925341
Want to feel masculine and alive like the man you are?
Break a glass on the floor and do at least 10 knuckle pushups as the glass cuts your knuckles and causes you an adrenaline rush and as it unleashes all your inner masculine energies.
I want to agree with the social norms of western society, so I wouldn't be bitter if I had a girlfriend who had the kind of adolescence I always longed for.
I wish for you to guess my name.
>>27925382
No issue whatsoever.
>>27925383
Too sinful to grant
>>27925393
Get off 4chan and never come back.
>>27925407
Open up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage and I will guess your name
>>27925306
What do you suppose I do?
I don't know what I sense. Half of me has already given up, and half still has all-too-idealistic hope. I haven't contacted the girl in weeks, I figure she's over me, but maybe she's just as awkward as I am?
>>27925450
It's the latter rather then the former
>>27925448
The LORD is RIGHTEOUS in all his ways. and holy in all his works.
>>27921942
I hope I can be with my waifu, or that she can be happy at least.
>>27925500
Granted. Now go receive your physical confirmation
>>27925527
>>27925481
>>27925448
So what is my name?
>>27925527
"No eye has seen,
no ear has heard,
no mind has conceived
what God has prepared for those
who love him"
Ah. Well, thank you, magic wish genie.
>>27921942
Will I achieve peace of mind and get rid of my anxiety?
>>27925551
Receive your confirmation first
>>27925559
Not a problem
>>27921942
I wish for death my friend.
>>27925480
Thanks God. Do you have any advice on what I organize to do with her, if she does accept? I think I'm scared of being too boring for her.
>>27925576
Yes. Now go get that physical confirmation
>>27925588
Confirmation.
Moreover, when ye shall divide by lot the land for inheritance ye shall offer an oblation unto the lord, an holy portion of the land: the length shall be the length of five and twenty thousand reeds, and the breadth shall be ten thousand.
>>27925592
You must wait for it
>>27925593
I would get her drunk, take her to a stripclub, then get waffles at a diner after
>>27925626
I don't know your name anon
![heart-chakra-image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XGv54dv.jpg "heart-chakra-image[1].jpg")
>>27925283
Don't worry, maybe did you cancel because too many people. Any way, you now you can do something a little more intimate.
Did you already asked her for a date or not ?
Objective.. for you maybe but not me. I don't know you, and because I will not take into account what you think you are. But with what you tell I will get an idea.
But why do you think of yourself as boring ?
Say you, and minimum wage is still in "integrated" in society.
Are you sure she want something different, are you that something different ? Is she really different ? Ask yourself those question, not for her but for you. Don't take things too fast.
City, 1 million... Seems lively to me. I'm not gonna send you into crazy plans. But I think classics could work you know. Night sky (or falling), some music (or city music), a little food (good quality) a little drink (not necessary to be aclohol), and a full and present you. You know like the old way.
But i don't know your city, and i don't know this girl. So you should be a little better suited to find something amazing to do. Like....idk, a good restaurant, a particular place with incridible view. Don't limit to what society find romantic, think about her. What do you think could make her feel "right", like herself, true to her, alive etc.
For the family part...heh too bad, no after session at your home. But don't worry about it. Details man, details.
>>27925325
You already are by thinking it. Now don't stop at that, and work on yourself, you deserve it.
>>27925341
Why do you feel like a girl ?
>>27925382
Say you ! Why put yourself on a scale, are you a good ? What about all te other preventable one ? There are other, and I'm sure more meanigful way to make you way prettier. And remember, without flaw, no perfection. You may have some problems, faults or whatev, but you have as many qualities. You need to work on them.
And, if you're that ugly, why I'm taking my time to aswer you from the best of my habilities ?
>>27925603
Thanks, I got my confirmation.
>>27921942
Make me into a cute ageless girl pls r9k genie.
>>27925663
Stop playing games fembot and take your French speaking ass elsewhere.
>>27925690
Godspeed
>>27925708
Grow out your hair and use some good moisturizer.
![Muladhara+Chakra[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P1XwOQw.jpg "Muladhara+Chakra[1].jpg")
>>27925382
It started, after all, with a petty request. You should have a better image of yourself, sincerly you should.
That image, while sliding a little too much on the SF for me, still represent a lot of things to me, resilience, courageux, who don't give up on futilities. And more even if a little humoristic if taken on the abstract side.
And finally, do you want to be judged on who you are, or your look ? What you are and can be, or what you should be in the eye of other ?
>>27925393
What social norm ? Why are you bitter ? Wouldn't peace of mind be better than acceptance ?
>>27925450
Send her a message. Start something. Don't give up t'ill you hit the wall. (also >>27925663
)
>>27925576
You can, do you want ? It will not be instentaneous.
>>27925592
Why would you want to flee ?
>>27925771
Already do both.
Can't you give me some opportunity to meet a new girl ?
I just need some kind of motivation to wake up in the morning
![c34f7797fba91450a38beca4ecf751ee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r6Zk2RC.jpg "c34f7797fba91450a38beca4ecf751ee[1].jpg")
>>27925771
N'est-il pas jaloux, cet etre qui se croit omnipotent !
Must be what happen when you lose your junk after a fight.
Can I get the girl I'm thinking about right now to love me above all things?
Please make sure my health is 100% okay so that there is nothing wrong. ty
>>27925803
Sexcersize more
>>27925824
Granted. Receive your physical confirmation.
>>27925846
Aren't you the most charming thing ever. Post that pale ass of yours
>>27925855
Love yourself first before letting anyone in.
>>27925856
Cant, you need a check up
Can I find a gun with 1000+ bullets when I get home today? I'm not killing myself, it'd be cool
>>27925946
That's a tall order. Never have, and unless I become a qt3.14159 girl I doubt I ever will.
Hey God, I wish to be incredibly funny, witty, intelegent and lucky. And overall just a good person to people, and know when to say and do the right thing.
Ps: if also you can give me Long crazy ass amazing ass adventure full of crazy turns, plot holes, unique twist
That has the best ending where I understand the true meaning of the universe and ascend to the conciseness of a God. that would be awesome thx
>>27921942
I wish Pizza would answer my e-mails...
>>27925663
>Did you already asked her for a date or not ?
I did, then I canceled it and haven't spoken since. Terrible, I know.
>But why do you think of yourself as boring ?
I can't make conversation for more than 30 seconds. I'm not funny. I don't have any strong opinions. I have no stories to share. I just don't have anything to say. Even with my friends, I'm awkward and quiet and awful to spend too much time around. On extremely rare occasions, I have gotten into a zone and managed to reach almost average social skills, but those were extremely situational and, like I said, rare.
>Are you sure she want something different, are you that something different ? Is she really different ? Ask yourself those question, not for her but for you. Don't take things too fast.
I have no idea what she wants, but the times she showed interest in me were when I accidentally must've came off as assertive/confident. But she had also seen the awkward side of me, so maybe she was okay with that. I have no idea.
What do you mean don't take things too fast? Like I should try to hang out casually before doing dates?
>What do you think could make her feel "right", like herself, true to her, alive etc.
That's what I'm trying to find, but I don't know. This is hard.
>For the family part...heh too bad, no after session at your home. But don't worry about it. Details man, details.
You mean you want more details, or that it's all about the details?
She also doesn't live alone, so I don't even know how a relationship would work. Motel sex?
Will I be back in the city to continue with my studies and be with my best friend?
>>27921942
I just want the girl I love to be with me. I want the courage to talk to her and have my first relationship after almost 20 years of loneliness
I wish that my oneitis loves me back. Surely it cant be that hard to do some thing like that for you right?
I wish I was 6'2 amd attractive to all women.
>>27926276
i wish someone would send me emails...
>>27921942
1,000,000,000$ cash underneath my bed
