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Hungover and dreading work tomorrow edition
Paki here. Why are white teen girls so fucking slutty? Not complaining though. She was a good fuck.
>>27921604
unacceptable behaviour, desist immediately
Had to pick up a friend at Manchester airport this morning.
So many Pakis lads. Head scarfs on the women and those white dress things the men wear. You could tell they were right off to Rotherham to hang round the local foster homes to get themselves some white meat.
Country is fucked lads
>>27921760
>tfw the far right chavs thinking voting out of the eu will stop this
>tfw pakis are are truly cucking the white males
>>27921883
Just need an uprising mate.
Absolutely disgusting.
Life is too much lads. I really want off this ride, I can't deal with it but I also don't have balls to end myself.
What's for breakfast lads?
>>27922042
>Just need an uprising mate.
Easier said than done. Literally won't happen in todays age.
>>27922848
2011 riots. Only needs to go a little further.
>>27921604
>>27921760
Am I the only person ITT who lives in an area with little to no pakis? You guys are always talking about halal cock.
Exams on Monday and Tuesday, but all I can think about is how badly I want to play Dark Souls 3.
This is suffering.
sheepshagger here
drunk as a skunk on a monday morn
three things will make my day:
>long sleep
>leicester win
>spurs loss
>>27922861
That was an excuse for nig nigs to rob stuff. It wasn't anything serious politically. Nothing changed because of them.
>>27922861
That was a free for all, nobody gave a shit about the police shooting some drug-dealer
>>27921760
>Country is fucked lads
Not worth saving when well over half the country hates their heritage and the UK will vote to stay in the EU.
Vote Leave and then do so yourself.
>>27922042
Next riots when senpai?
Feel like I'm missing out by playing a pirate copy of dark souls 3 but as a neet I can't justify spending 30 bongs on it. I liked the messages left by other players in dark souls 1, the invades were boring desu. 30 bongs for messages, I can't justify that to myself lads.
>find out some decent places that's closer to work
>the few times I see "females only" its always by some subhuman asian live in landlord
these creeps are fucking disgusting, they'll do pretty much anything for female contact since they're so short, ugly and stinky.
At least the pajeets know their place.
>>27922807
Alpen
>tfw normal Alpen is too sweet
>tfw blue Alpen is not sweet enough
>tfw I lack the initiative, motivation or equipment necessary to mix them together
>>27923936
Perhaps you could just add some sweetener or sugar or something, I dunno.
My breakfast is a banana and some greek yoghurt. Boring AF lads.
>>27922848
The problem is that people are too comfortable. Everyone is dissatisfied with their lives in some way, but not enough to revolt. There will only ever be a small pool of revolutionaries in this country. They will need to get training and equipment from somewhere if they are to be successful.
>>27923989
Need to move to America m8
Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey
Hide on the promenade
Etch a postcard,
'How I dearly wish I was not here.'
In the seaside town
...that they forgot to bomb
Come Come Come nuclear bomb
>girl with pink hair and piercings invoking CURRENT YEAR on The Big Questions
ffs
Elton John
>>27924203
brb, reporting you to the police
>>27924210
What senpai? I love his music!
>>27924235
Whatever you say, criminal
>>27924203
fucking hell, posts like this confirm that 4chan needs a cyber-crime report option. Maybe 4chanX could give it a go
>>27924247
A great example of a gay family desu.
>>27924275
Has the moral of poleaboo's story passed you by completely?
Once you're in the shit, don't keep piling more on ffs
>>27924014
America is far more servile that the UK though. There is absolutely no chance of a popular revolution ever taking place in that country.
>>27924210
>>27924268
You know that's the sort of shit they do in parliament? Just shout it out randomly.
If it has no context it isn't breaking the injuction.
What I want to know is who was the third person?
>>27924307
Randomly shout out another name, I only know one
>>27924307
probably just some gimp hired off the street. Who was the second person though? Thought Elton cheated on his husband.
I hate this shitty show but can't stop watching. Self righteous people everywhere.
>>27924358
Coming up: does god care what you wear?
>>27924358
>Catholics
Not even once.
>I'm a heffa that wears too much lipstick and thinks I'm a classy broad
>You must be 10/10 and willing be eaten alive by my folds of skin or I will never deign to respond
Makes me sick
Had a very vivid dream just before waking up
I was into the other Polish girls email account
It felt so good but I woke up before I could start investigating the messages
>>27924397
Every red flag ever rolled up into one big social just tubfuck
>>27924393
Was raised in part by a catholic.
Friend came round to my house when we were about 10 and googled "boobies" or something like that.
Catholic finds out and goes fucking mental, as if we are looking up how to build a bomb or something.
What a fucking shit religion.
>>27924397
Really makes me want to blow myself up in a public place this. Good chance that I would take out a few of these types of "people".
Lads, I'm putting together a list of all the things I regret doing to other people (or things I didn't do that I should have). Up to 20 people so far, call it self-inflicted therapy.
I'm not sure yet if I should go through it all and apologise to each of them.
I am in love with a fictional character.
Post waifus
>>27924521
What sort of things have you done? Can't imagine anyone on here doing anything that bad desu
>>27924573
Nothing major, just things like being a bad flatmate, not making an effort to keep up friendships, calling people names
Things that have hung around in my mind for years that I just want to get rid of
>>27924588
Feel really guilty about the way I behaved in secondary school desu.
I was a semi-normie, probably comparable to the inbetweeners or something.
I treated so many people like shit though, and still feel like a wanker because of it.
>>27924607
I was the same. I had friends in secondary school but would make fun of them if the popular kids came over and did it. Feel like a twat about it now.
Also once a friend told me an embarrassing secret and I told some other friend. Next thing, the whole school knew about it and my friend was being made fun of so much. I'm sure he never looked at me the same way again after that.
>>27924539
Waifu posted:webm edition
who /unrequited love/ here?
>>27924765
will fap to her again now mate, you're waifu is easy to cum to
>>27924539
In a way that's always true I think. The people we fall for are always a little different between the image we have in our heads and reality.
I think I'm on an upswing at the moment. It won't last forever, but I hope it stays for a while at least.
>>27924765
Very fancy lad
>>27924813
>thought this was a new 3ds game
>its just some anime shit
gay
>>27924798
That's beta as fuck.
I hope you aren't orbiting her.
>>27924878
Got rejected a while ago lad, calm down there's no need to be upset.
>>27924397
>i am a BBW
>tattoos and "1950s style"
why do so many women think this is a good combination?
>>27924878
How is that beta? That's just part of being a man.
Women do not have the capacity for love as we know it.
>>27925000
There's a misconception that women in the 50s were uniformly "curvy". Which has been further misconceived to mean "fat". The tattoos are the icing on the edgy cake.
>build gaming pc
>start taking olanzapine
>don't find games fun anymore, just sit down stairs chatting to my dad or watching tv in my room
does this happen to everyone?
>Sunday overtime princesses, and free lunch wankers stripped of all their lavish entitlements
Perk fags btfo
>>27925085
Because a women you love is fucking someone else. I'd say that's beta.
But it's fine long as you don't orbit her.
>>27925100
>start taking olanzapine
What are you on that for senpai?
>>27925173
It's not beta, there's nothing you can do to win her over.
It's cucked yeah, but not beta.
>>27925173
Not the person you replied to but I really don't see how that's beta. Sounds like a normal part of life tbqhwy.
>>27925208
>>27925214
Okay fine, he's a cuck then.
>>27925214
Fuck off is it. An alpha takes what he wants.
If you're not going to march into her life and drag her into yours, you're a beta.
>>27925222
Pretty easy to be a cuck really, all things considered.
Maybe we're all cuckolds floating on a gigantic meme in outer space.
Have you ever seen a girl so beautiful that you can't stop thinking about her?
I saw a girl almost 3 years ago and I still think about her almost everyday. She lived in my old flat building and I would see her from time to time. Never spoke to her or found out her name.
I wish I spoke to her. I would have been rejected but I keep thinking 'what if' all these years later.
>>27925242
OK so a woman outright rejects you, how are you going to 'drag her into your life' without getting arrested you mongoloid?
>inb4 don't get rejected in the first place
Yeah great, what is individual taste and preference?
>>27925273
Become chad and win her over. Women aren't hard to win.
>>27925257
I stopped caring about women over 5 years ago
>>27925257
Just physical attraction is honestly a pretty bad tactic to have a crush on someone for.
You don't want them to turn out to be a screaming retard when you're already in too deep.
>>27925273
What is
-being attractive (anyone can manage this if you know the first thing about grooming and fashion)
-sounding intelligent (you don't even need to be intelligent, just use long words to impress her)
-show of wealth (wear expensive looking clothes, talk about all your holidays)
-social status (talk about how you control your friends, the celebrities you've met)
It's easy as fuck mate.
>>27925316
If this isn't the most PUA-tier fedora shit ever, I don't know what is
>>27925353
>I don't want to pick women up
Alright. In your case just pop along to any public toilet after midnight.
>>27925353
>thinking women are some complex creatures
>>27925362
I despise women, so no, I don't want to pick them up
Going through all that shit just to attract those cunts though, beta as fuck.
>>27925316
>inb4 don't get rejected in the first place
also the girls you'd get with that advice aren't worth the time. I mean really how basic do you have to be to be impressed by a holiday.
>>27925381
>I just want a big faceless cock in my mouth omnomnomnom
>>27925396
Nothing wrong with that tbqh
>being a cuck for the vaginal jew
>>27925316
You sound like Elliot Rodger desu. As the man himself demonstrated, its not that easy. Girls can smell an autist or a creep from a mile off.
why do us brits still refer to betas as chads? Why not Alfred?
>>27925457
it should be some common british normie names. Ryan or Jake for Chads, and Charlotte or Becky for Stacy.
>>27921195
Just wondering whether Sporcle god is a regular in here?
>>27925381
>can't get easy women
>calls other people beta
>>27925457
Because anyone called Alfred in this country would get bullied.
>tfw all the threads you have open are updating slowly
Feels boring man. Might go have a shower to kill some time.
>>27925474
>mfw some fucking Ryans walking about taps aff in barely-above-freezing weather
>>27925474
>tfw smithy, ryan, jonesy and deano all having a cheeky nandos without you
>>27924798
Went clubbing for the first time last night lads. Was on md but the girl I was interested in got with several people who weren't me so the comedown was about 70 times worse.
>>27925250
>Maybe we're all cuckolds floating on a gigantic meme in outer space.
Poetic
>>27925187
not been diagnosed but I'm on it due to my delusions and paranoia -- I think they only put me on it because I carry a knife and I shot a pigeon (I was convinced it was spying on me)
>>27925637
>having a nandos at half twelve on a sunday
awright then lad
>>27925665
to build on my situation tho perhaps I dodged a bullet
>>27925665
What's the comedown on md like? Any way comparable to a hangover? I've only ever smoked weed (and dabbled in psychedelics), so can't really imagine a horrible md comedown.
>>27925455
They can't "smell" them. Autists are so unaware of themselves that they have no idea how their behaviour is perceived in social situations. They are not self-aware like neurotypical humans.
>>27925679
That's why it's cheeky.
>>27925676
That sounds like a great way to get on esa. I'm going to do the same.
>>27925747
there's not supposed to be anything cheeky about a cheeky nandos.
it's like the risk that dean was taking by laying on the floor that one time. there is none. that's the point
>>27925764
>there's not supposed to be anything cheeky about a cheeky nandos
>he doesn't have a cheeky nandos after a workout sesh
>>27925711
You feel sad, basically. I suppose it depends how much you take and what you drink/eat, I didn't get a headache or feel sick, I just really wanted to die. Picked up after I ate some breakfast.
>>27925780
fuck off back to /brit/, you font fagot
>>27925796
I'm neet you fucking faggot. Lifting and vidya is all I do. More robot than you, you're probably a wagecuck.
Eating a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich but it's been out for the fridge for 6 hours so it tastes like shit. Had to throw it away. Ruined my sunday desu.
>looking at old pictures of my parents from university
>they look so normal, stylish and happy
Why did I have to ruin their lives ffs. I didn't ask for this
Poleaboos dad just told him to get a gf
Also keeps pressurising him to chase up those job leads he gave him
>>27924798
Poleaboo has known that feeling for 2 years
>>27925898
>tfw parents are both minimum wage failures and I just continued the cycle
feels indifferent man
>>27925898
Blame the internet.
>>27925909
I agree with the second point your dad made.
>>27925763I'm not on esaI can see why it would work though
>>27925957
It's too difficult, he gave him two
JD warehouse - involves calling up and leaving your details
Stakehill Call centre - Can't find out how to apply
>>27925665
>Was on md
Why would do only use half the name, all "md-" implies is "methylenedioxy-" which could refer to any number of compounds.
People like you make me sick.
>>27925983
How can the government think you're fit to work if you think a fucking pigeon is spying on you?
>>27925988
>'why won't anyone help me get a jerb'
>dad gives details
>'it's too hard, wheres my free job without having to put any effort in'
>>27924539
>wake up
>think about my life situation
>start crying
going to be a long day lads~
>>27926128
There there tilde. It's all going to be okay.
>>27926054
never applied think i just slipped through the cracks
>>27926155
Apply now lad. It's free money you're missing out on.
>>27925991
soz
obliginal coment
>tfw I almost made my therapist cry
>>27926135
thank you senpai, I feel a lot better already desu~
>>27926310
How did you do that anon?
>>27926310
you must have a really shit life
>>27926358
>How did you do that anon?
We were talking about depression and existentialism, and how nothing really matters he basically just agreed with me and then talked about her family
>>27926310
haha how you absolute madman
>>27926396
>he basically just agreed with me
A therapist will never outright tell you you're wrong.
just got the results back from the lab and it seems Tilde's happiness is negatively correlated to mine
>>27926439
Then whats the point?
How is them just tearing up over the fact their children will die and cease to exist supposed to help me?
>>27926465
>Then whats the point?
Depends on how the therapist works. But no therapist will you you're wrong, it's a big no no and makes the patient feel like shit.
>>27926167
I can't handle having conversations with people m8, I mean I'm literate and everything but when I'm on the phone to a stranger it gets overwhelming -- will ask my dad to apply on my behalf
>>27926591
> will ask my dad to apply on my behalf
Sure, that will probably help you on your claim. Shows that you can't even apply to stuff by yourself.
>>27924539
I lover her, but i think she just wants to bully me desu.
had a great sunday roast and sorted out my masters application stuff finally, amazing day so far.
>pay 40 quid a year for mobile internet, dont need minutes or texts
lmao some EE rep phoned me up trying to upgrade me to 12 quid a month, saying it's their cheapest best deal ever
I was like, how the fuck is paying 144 a year better than what I do now? kek af lads
p.s. why the fuck is pound symbol blocked
>>27926819
Because Hiroshima doesn't know how computers work
>>27924047
haha I was actually there at Bath Spa and I specifically noticed that girl, and it royally pissed me off. There were quite a lot of "SJW" types at the uni itself.
Some beer then out for pool. How are you spending the worst day of the week, lads?
>>27927062
Got pigs in blankets and yorkshire puddings lined up for a little roast later so it's not all bad.
>>27927062
>tfw no bros to play pool with
>tfw you've already autismed up in front of your new housemates
>>27927062
weed and tf2
might write some more android app today, dunno famille
>tfw strep throat
Just fuck my shit up lads
>>27927062
Probably going to walk the dog, eat dinner then play Dark Souls for the rest of the day with a nice bottle of Jack Daniel's. Hope you have a good day mate.
>spend all week wagecucking and looking forward to the weekend
>spend weekend slouched in chair F5'ing 4chan threads and being a general waste of space
Anyone else?
How do I not do this?
>>27927062
Doing a bit of interview prep and otherwise procrastinating and feeling anxious.
Hey poleaboo why did you stop cutting
>>27927391
Not sure
Just didn't feel the need to do it anymore
wanna have my frozen pizza but its only 3pm lads
woah, feeling like shit desu lads, drank tons of energy drinks yesterday. no, I'm 23.
The Leicester City meme has finally been done in by the West Ham meme lads
>>27927475
I want ice cream but it's too cold and I don't have any in the freezer.
>>27927220
I had that once. I had to live off ice cream for like 3 days in a row.
>>27927497
>West Ham
It's always the fucking Jews, isn't it
>>27927293
Find a hobby lad that feels productive.
>>27927488
I had like, 4 energy drinks this past week to fix my fucked up sleeping pattern.
I can almost hear my body screaming for fruit to cancel out shit I've put in it.
>>27927573
...or not.
ANYONE BUT YOU, TOTTENHAM. ANYONE BUT YOU.
>90+4 mins
>PENALTY to Leicester
ahahahahahaha
>>27927588
that won't work desu. the shit lasts way too long due to the guarana and stuff.
also wtf, 4 drinks a week is nothing. at my worst i was like 2 drinks or more every day. but then again i also eat shit like fruits, vegetables and nuts and organic foods every day too. i eat like 4000 cals minimum a day. i am a underweight lanklet insane subhuman faggot
might as well keep drinking my energy drinks, i mean why even live
;_;
when i was in sixth form i had a fridge in my room stocked with those 28p lidl energy drinks at all times. used to drink like four a day and wonder why i was buzzing at 5am. good memories except not really
>>27927686
>4000 cals a day
>Is underweight
Maybe you have worms?
>>27927817
no, I'm just not a NEET
>inb4 hur dur normie normie
just call me whatever you want, I'm sick of those fucking discussions.
>>27927817
not sure someone who eats 4000 cals a day can be underweight without some serious other factors going on.
>>27927817
or cancer
>>27927845
Do you think i have cancer?
>>27927844
>>27927817
>>27927845
are you guys fucking real
4000 calories are nothing. if you are a very tall young male your resting metabolism is already about 2200 calories. Then, add a physical labour job and ontop of that physical exercise during freetime and you easily go beyond 4000 calories a day.
i mean that one bodybuilder eats 10000 cals a day.
>>27927877
>10000 calories a day
My poor belly wouldn't be able to handle that at all, I'd probably die before reaching 5000.
>>27927877
Yet another reason why being a manlet sucks at 5'6 If I have more than 1800 calories a day I start to get fat.
>>27927877
you def haver cancer bro
>>27927836
>just call me whatever you want
All depends on what you do lad.
>>27927872
if you have any other symptom at all probably
>>27927877
yea you can eat a lot and be a healthy weight but 4k calories and being UNDERWEIGHT isn't right
>>27927897
manlets, when will they learn
>>27927916
some people have the opinion that job automatically means normie
>>27927922
>4k calories and being UNDERWEIGHT isn't right
well, being underweight is NEVER right. I just need more calories to maintain a normie weight due to the amounts of calories i burn. it is that simple.
>>27927940
>some people have the opinion that job automatically means normie
NORMIE OUT!
>>27927940
>Manlet
I'm 6'4. Just don't wanna get fat again desu.
>>27927940
>some people have the opinion that job automatically means normie
kek, that's stupid.
It matters on what your job is first. If you're working in a supermarket for minimum wage, you ain't exactly living a grand normie life.
>>27927986
i dont want to get fat either, but my belly can handle 5000 cals easily. i just ate 1300 cals worth of peanuts no problem.
the only shit which i have a really had time eating are macadamian nuts, which have 75grams of fat per 100 gram. when you chew them it's like you are having pure fat in your mouth, ugh
peanuts are 50 grams of fat per 100 gram that seems to be the limit.
keep in mind that peanuts are good fats and shit so its healthy
>>27927996
if ur robot or not matters solely on your social life and social skill. being a robot is literally like some robot with a bad A.I. that has therefore poor social skill
>>27927986
Please gib cummies.
>>27928039
can you stfu now please you're getting annoying
>there are people RIGHT NOW attracted to hideous fat-monster 3DPD
Guess what; if you like 3DPD, you're a normie who doesn't belong on 4chan and you are the cancer that caused the internet's decline.
>>27928045
Sorry m8 I'm not bara.
>tfw skinnyfat
>>27927570
Just 3 days? How long did it last overall?
>>27928039
>if ur robot or not matters solely on your social life and social skill. being a robot is literally like some robot with a bad A.I. that has therefore poor social skill
I agree, that's why no real robot ends with a good job. It's a direct correlation.
>>27928066
butthurt fatty/manlet detected
i am a tall young male with large amounts of energy
>>27928102
About a week it lasted for me. But only those 3 days was where it was really bad.
>>27928112
except through conections maybe
but no robot succeed on his own
>>27928126
Not the guy you're talking to but having connections for a good job is normie. Robots are lone wanderers of the world.
>>27928126
if you have connections youre not a robot
>>27928122
Sounds like you had it fairly easy. It can last for fucking ages.
I have to wait another 10 days until I can see a doctor. Just kill me now.
>>27928126
I'd argue that having connections to land a good job is fairly normie tier desu. That goes against the whole not having people to help you in life.
Was ribena still considered creepy back then?
>>27928153
>>27928156
>having parents makes you a normie
jesus
whatever lads
>>27928165
your parents are helping you by providing your NEET ass with a heated home, a computer, internet, food and much more.
basically, every NEET robot is actually.... a normie then. makes total sense.
>>27928169
Having parents who hook you with a good job makes you a normie. Take a look at any top tier successful business people, they all inherited their businesses and had help from parents.
>>27928198
True, but they aren't giving me a good job to set me up for life and make it so I can be self sufficient.
>>27928199
>NEET manchildren think it's that simple
they not only inherited their business, but they are also successful at managing it and have the energy and motivation to do that. And that's what makes them a normie. you can keep re-defining your fucking meme with absolute nonsense bullshit as much as you want, it won't make a different that you're wrong.
>>27928211
doesn't matter, once people help you you're a normie according to >>27928165
>>27928198
why you defending normies and this place less comfy lad?
>>27928222
Looks like we found the normie who had his parents hook him up!
>>27928199
>fat balding lonely virgin with anxiety and no friends
>get job from parents
>fat balding lonely virgin with anxiety and no friends with disposable income
yeah real solid theory there, denialchad
>>27928240
lolno, I'm a NEET currently. I'm just not a fucking feminine-thinking pleb like you are. you think like a woman. I'm thinking logical.
>>27928243
>calling other denialchad when he had his parents land him a nice job
Or are you simply shitposting?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
ANYONE WITH A JOB OVER 25K LEAVE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>27928264
you're a normie because you think like one. you have that dumb-normalshit "grass is always greener on the other side" pleb mentality.
>>27928168
I miss the real poleaboo
the imposter we have now is so boring
>>27928257
You against the rest of us senpai.
What's actually wrong with having certain normie aspects in your life? I'm going to hazard a guess that 90% of the people who post on /r9k/ are actually relatively normal people who just think their lives are shit and like to post with other people who also think their lives are shit. I don't understand this reluctance to associate with normies. Maybe those who truly believe they are robots could use the normies experiences to improve their lives.
>>27928308
nope. you aren't true robot NEETs, you are just failed normies.
>>27928264
i don't have a job, i'm just saying.
stop shitting up the thread
>>27928309
they are failed normies with normalshit-mentality. it doesn't matter if you get 50k or 0k, once you think like a normie you fucking are one. but it makes a difference if you're a normie or a failed normie.
>>27928327
he has dat normalshit pack mentality so he couldn't possibly fathom that you're disagreeing with him and not being a normie with a job
>>27928325
>posting smug sleep pepe when he has a job
>>27928348
>not being a normie with a job
That wasn't me. I didn't say all jobs make you a normie. I disagree with having any kind of job is normie tier. Depends on what you are doing.
>>27928350
>being too retarded to read
jesus christ, your normalshit pack-mentaliy is kicking in this hard that the normie in your head is rambling so much that you start implying things I've never said. A true normie right here.
>>27928396
>start implying things I've never said.
But I know you have a job.
>you're a normie if you have a job
>you're a normie if your parents care about you
>you're a normie if you're overweight
>you're a normie if you're underweight
>you're a normie if you're over 5'5"
>you're a normie if you like anime
>you're a normie if you don't like anime
>you're a normie if you've never sucked off a cute trap
>you're a normie if your name starts with J
>you're a normie if you go to university
>you're a normie if you say you're not a normie
>you're a normie if you've ever talked to a girl
>you're a normie if you've ever thought about a girl
>you're a normie if your dad plays an instrument
can't win lads
>>27928378
I know, i wasn't talking about you but about the one you responded to.
>>27928168
What dipshit made that? At least lay it out in a simple-to-follow way, christ
>>27928306
Where you around when he started posting?
>>27928407._.orig inal comment f9843hr98ur2r 2frf
>>27928416
>>you're a normie if you've never sucked off a cute trap
What? so being a virgin makes me a normie?
lads, how do you figure out what you wanna do with your life, job wise?
ive been suggested to go after one of these it apprenticeships 'cause of the usual "you're good with computers anon!", but how do I know if I'll actually enjoy it? I dunno if I can bring myself to be the IT goon working in some office for the rest of my days.
Maybe I just need to stop thinking about work as something you have to enjoy, just something you have to do to get by, grinding essentially.
i really dunno tho
>>27928416
>not knowing the robot rules someone posted a few weeks ago
any of you lads still have them? it was like 3-4 solid rules that people mostly agreed with. canny be arsed to look through the archives
>>27928416
basically
>you're a normie if you're not as pathetic and pretty much exactly like me
>YOU'RE A NORMIE IF YOU'RE FAST
FEELS GOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
>>27928456
if you suck her off and she cums in your mouth, you're still a virgin. your anus wasn't penetrated and you didn't cum inside her. retard.
>>27928461
do something you enjoy lad or you'll be misrable
>>27928462
okay but then you gotta change the definition of beign a robot, its no longer being worse than a normie but simply being something some manchildren who have life on easy mode like women agree with.
>>27928476
>he thinks deadmau4 is fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfvFBNn9wps
>>27928492
>do something you enjoy lad or you'll be misrable
Thats not very easy advice to follow when you don't enjoy anything never mind things you can get paid for
>>27928496
shut the fuck up, it's not about the bpm you slow as shit faggot.
https://youtu.be/6fw_IiqCApA?t=100
>>27928525
>bpm
>>27928478
None of those constitutes losing your virginity. You need to put your dick in a vagina and ejaculate, no condom allowed.
>>27928494
robot isnt a 'real' definition anyway
>>27928525
bpm is literally speed you idiot stop posting nigger music
>>27928556
So what? The speed of the fucking song is NOT ABOUT going fast/being fast you fucking fat depresed piece of low-dopamine shit. keep taking your fucking SSRIs
>>27928552
>can cum inside and all over cute traps every weekend
>still not considered normie
fine by me, famuel
>>27928572
how am i supposed to go fast to slow-as-shit chilled out music you BBC loving methhead cuck
Ending the 'x makes you a normie' argument with this gem of a post.
>>27928573
Yeah but you're interacting with somebody outside of necessity, that makes you a normie.
>>27928572
>The speed of the fucking song is NOT ABOUT
cleaned my windows, turns out i like the smell of windolene. Now my head hurts a bit lads.
>>27928590
You realise that normalfags and normies are two different things right?
Everyone posting here is a normalfag, it's normies we don't like.
>>27928587
>>27928597
just shut the fuck up, you will never feel as good as me. you wouldn't understand even if i explained to you. it's like explaining sex to some fucking eunuch.
>>27928610
You mean you fucked up and can't backtrack.
BPM means beats per minute. The more beats per minute, the faster the music. You fucking tool.
>>27928610
You sound really angry for someone who supposed to be feeling good.
>>27928610
you seem to be reffering to the speed of your mindset than the actual music
>>27928624
'cultured veggies'. this rivals 'activated almonds'
>>27928608
My point is that calling everyone a normie doesn't help matters. We should be ostracizing people described in that post, not people who happen to have a job or have held hands with a girl before.
>tfw going to get high with friends this evening but have to clean my apartment because I've been living as a filthy shut in for the past week or so
>>27928673
Oh fuck off you normie apologist. This place isn't for you.
>>27922101
Be like that bloke who lived in the forest. He had a similar feeling and instantly got happier after going.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/653721/Hermit-Daniel-Pike-to-be-evicted-from-mud-hut
>>27928673
t. normie
occc riht ere
Am I a normie if I'm neet and have a bf but he's the only person I interact with?
>>27928768
You're a 5/10 on the normie scale
>>27928624
>>27928626
>>27928623
jesus christ, you are rambling about things that have absolutely nothing to do with going fast lads. absolutely nothing.
Have you never heard the term "faster than sonic"? People also don't mean listening to fast music, they mean being on drugs that make your body release large amounts of adrenalin and dopamin. that is what i mean with going fast: Just feeling awesome, mostly adrenalinous to the point where you can't help but dance. In my case without drugs. you can feel like that to all songs you enjoy, doesn't matter how much bpm they have. for example to the song which anon posted which has significantly more bpm and is thus significantly faster i don't feel shit. it's completely boring. whereas the deadmau5 song i feel adrenalinous like when a fight is imminent or a car crash yet feel dopamine like you get an orgasm. so i "go fast".
i am sure alot of you have felt this way before. however, i seem to go faster than normlashits in general. they need methamphetamine to go as fast as i do. feels good. I'm superior.
>>27928834
i don't like drugs.
Hammond's pups
>>27928848
me neither, which is why i prefer going fast the natural way.
>>27928834
>doing drugs
N O R M I E
>>27928857
>not reading the fucking post
probably part of the reason why you're a fucking failure, because you're an instant gratification manchild who can't even fucking sit still and read a post of 1000 characters without starting to respond after having read the first 200.
