this is an eggman appreciation thread
fuck the haters senpai
That's actually a pretty good picture of him.
He looks a lot better than usual.
>this is the face of a man that went to a gamers convention expecting everyone to recognize his /r9k/ fame and take pictures with him but instead he spend the whole convention alone like a loser
>eggman's current plan is to work himself into homelessness
Only our eggy kek.
>>27920603
I've never heard this one before. When was it?
>>27920714
like 8 months ago he even made a video about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GrrDXXlrg
>>27920452
I saw this thread and clicked to say the same thing.
He looks good, good for him.
>>27922326
>>27920452
that's an old pic of him
this is him now
>>27922899
He is a sad egg, a cracked egg.
found eggys dopple
eggman should start an emo band 2bqh
>>27923417
>eggmaiden
What is up familials
>>27923724
those coffee pots arent gonna clean themselves, wagey
>>27921193
Hahahahaha what a pathetic puddle of shit
>>27923724
Kill yourself you pathetic cunt
>>27923724
ily eggy <3
>>27923724
hey eggman!!! watch every video
>>27923724
Weren't you going to kill yourself, months ago?
>>27923724
Your thread will die but hopefully not before you do
>>27923820
They've been cleaned and rebrewed for morning
>>27923872
I'm choosing the homeless route instead
>>27923878
Thank you
>>27923888
Nice triple digits m888
>>27923891
For years, yes.
I'm obviously too pussy for it though so that's why homelessness will be perfect for me.
>>27924130
Why are you even posting here, you're just an ugly normie
how is it even possible to be this ugly
>>27924151
even if he is, he would be a better friend then you ever would be
>>27924179
Well yeah he can drive and make you seem more attractive just by standing next to you
>>27924179
He's constantly bitching and moaning. >>27924151 may be harsh but he's right. Eggy is a failed Normie whose whole shtick is he feels sorry for himself and he gets betas like you to praise him.
>>27924130
I want to ask you questions but I know you won't answer them
is eggmen the new chris chan?
>>27923724
EGGY what's your snapchat. I want to be friends.
>>27924278
At least Chris Chan is diagnosed and has an excuse for his behavior, eggman is just an ugly failed normie
>>27924151
I'm going to complain about the world and life as I descend into homelessness because life is a fucking scam
>>27924253
Try me
>>27924289
Thenewformula
>>27923417
Is that eggs mom
>>27924325
I'm diagnosed with autism too but nobody gives a shit because autism is a meme disease
Also artists are despised, that's why their parents pour bleach up their asses to kill them
>>27924278
>He doesn't know Alex
>>27923878
PIZZA YOU FUCKING CUMSLUT POST FEET REEEEEEEEEEEi love u
>>27924340
>>27923417
HAHAHA GUYS I JUST REALIZED EGGS MOM WOULD BE A CHICKEN HAHA GUYS SHE A HEN
>>27924347
None of your behaviour is typical of autism, mild ass burgers at best
>>27923724
how's life, famalam??
>>27924347
Who was your first oneitis when you learned that she and all girls like her want to get gangbanged by British Broadcasting Corporation
>>27924347
Autists don't intentionally attention whore themselves the way you do. It's an unexpected side affect like with what happened to Chris Chan.
>>27924347
Wtf are you gonna do once ur homeless??
what does your gf think of your plan to be homeless?
Eggman creates these threads himself. Pathetic.
>>27924370
Well I was professionally diagnosed so I must have it
>>27924396
It's alright, just making it day by day
>>27924439
Live in a vehicle at rest areas
>>27924450
She probably doesn't like it but it's what needs to happen
>>27924130
eggman can you please measure your forehead with a tape measure and post a pic
i've asked you to do this for months and you don't do it
i'm a big egghead fan please do this for me and your fans
>>27924500
Read this you fucking liar
>>27924409
>>27924500
You have gf? What's she like bost bic
>>27924519
Well I don't know what you want me to say.
I would love if it wasn't true but it is.
This is just the only outlet or format of release I have so that's why I come here
>>27924500
>She probably doesn't like it but it's what needs to happen
She doesn't talk to you about it? She seemed really in to you a while back. What happened that you two don't talk anymore? Sorry if it's too personal for this thread
>>27924546
>>27924406
ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU OVAL CALCIUM COVERED ASSHOLE
eggman nudes when?
original comment
what ever happened to him after that school shooting was blamed on him, and he went silent/deleted his vids?
>>27924569
he prolly posted dick in dick rate threads
only if a hacker known as 4chan would take the time to find it
>>27924546
Eggman, what's your opinion on this autistic guy? Do you see him as a challenge to your demographic?
>>27921193
>I'm gonna be 24 soon
Eggy I have just the thing for you, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4obWMN3zuKQ
Eggman is cute! CUTE! I want to kick his bald head into the curb like a nigger!
eggmans forehaed is fucking huge! i wonder if his dick head is as big as his forehead 2bh
>>27921193
>>27924500
wait why is he so upset and says he's alone all the time when he has a gf? wtf is this shit? i feel like i've been scammed...
>>27924550
We're just going different places in life.
She's going to be successful and I can't even function as an adult.
So eventually she'll be doing something great and I'll be a dirty bum. It just is what it is.
>>27924604
I don't even know who that is but I wish him the best
>>27924683
every once in a while i watch your black pill video and it makes me feel better. for some reason the honesty in it and seeing someone who gets it helps me.
any chance you'll start making vids again?
>>27924683
answer him >>27924501 you subhuman freak
i too am interested in knowing how big your forehead is prolly 9 inches in height
>>27924683
He's an Autistic English guy that does your shtick of rambling at the camera. His videos are posted on /pol/ sometimes so I thought you would know of him.
>>27924683
What's her plan for success? Is it something you could follow too?
I love you egghead.
>>27924774
for kek's sake why?
>>27920603
>>27921193
god fucking damn this is truly pathetic, even for eggman
>>27924771
Nope. I'm just a loser unfortunately and I can't deny it anymore because I've destroyed my life at this point.
Being homeless is going to be a very good thing for my life but people don't seem to get that besides me.
are you gonna beg people for money on the streets?
>>27924870
but how are you going to feed yourself and keep up hygiene?
>>27924870
If we saw you IRL what would you look or act like
do you act super autistic or like a normalfag
baldy bald bald
>>27924885
Nope. I'll do whatever odd jobs I can for food and gas and steal whatever else I can't afford.
>>27924912
If I can't afford food I'll steal it.
I'll bathe in rivers or lakes if I can't afford anything else.
>>27924933
People say I act autistic
>>27924958
>People say I act autistic
No, no, no. I think we already established that 'people' are pieces of shit
Eggy, your opinion matters. What do you personally think yourself as when in public?
You are self aware enough I think
>>27924958
just become an english teacher in south korea. if you're white and from america it shouldn't be too hard. they pay your rent and shit. that's my backup plan
yo eggy wanna live in my dads shack in the backyard?
>>27924958
I assume you're trolling with this 'plan.'
How long in advance did you plan out your road trip to Seattle?
>>27924958
>I'll bathe in rivers or lakes
Top Kek m8
>>27924958
>I'll bathe in rivers
mate, english rivers are mostly piss and shit. you'd stink worse than before you got in
>>27924958
Bathe in a swimming pool instead, like ones at an apartment or hotel, be in and out fast and go when no one else is around
>>27925094
what about the chlorine?
>>27924987
I'm definitely different.
>>27925007
Not trolling. I'm so fucking miserable right now working for no benefit. I'm thousands of dollars in debt and can't afford to pay it on time, my credit has gone from flawless to garbage.
My life as I know it is coming to an end, and my new life as a homeless bum is beginning and will last the rest of my days.
>>27925191
>I'm definitely different.
If Pizza the mentally ill tranny wanted to have a quick fuck with you
Would you let him suck you're peenus
>>27925191
did your gf move out already? thought she was working again and yer bills were in hand
>>27925191
Lol fucking idiot just kill yourself loser
Inb4 I'm scared
What are you scared of? You won't feel any pain if you do a quick death and when you die it's like being in a deep sleep that you never wake up from
>>27925598
My bills are stable now yes, but the debt is still there and not being paid.
I'm going to just file bankruptcy and live on the street if I can't get a van to live in.
I just started looking at r9k. The egglord is definitely the best thing it has going for it.
>>27925662
have you ever thought that you're ugly because of a hormone imbalance, go buy some test on the darknet and become a chad in 24h
>>27925191
>ugly
>fat
>Dumb
>Retarded
>balding
>low test
>poor
>manchild
>subhuman
My condolences you unfortunate looking man
If I saw you in the street begging for money I'd give you a 5 dollar bill or if pure sympathy.
>>27925662
ohhh i get it now. the dropping out of society and looking forward to being homeless, you're hiding from debt. hey man hope it all works out for you.
>>27921193
Oh shit yeah, I forgot that he went to SGDQ. I wonder why Eggs doesn't pick up a meme game and stream, he could probably make just as much as at his current jobs.
>>27925662
its tough to tell what is real world problems and what is depressed mood. I'm in the same boat. Even when things are going well, depression ruins everything. Need people around you who can pull you through the dark times
>>27925662
Have you thought about growing a mustache and getting small circle sunglasses? Do you wear a red jacket and black pants? I assume you lead an army of robots though...
>>27926534
kekek
eggman DO IT
we NEED it
>>27926233
or a cat who will come and sit on you and purr for a while
>>27924355
i can't stop laughing
something about that image with your comment combined is too damn funny
I hope eggman's at home asleep by now. i'm gonna make a giant bowl of curry rice and sit with my cat while playing psp.
You literally have both a gf and a job and you call yourself miserable?
>>27928558
I think there's more to the Eggman story than he lets us know. How can anyone work two fulltime jobs and be going further into debt?
Did he buy a house? Is he in a findom relationship with his gf?
Please Eggbro, when you come back you need to say how this is possible without just being sad about it.
>>27924333
Eggman accept my friend request Pls and thanks.
>>27923724
POST A NEW FUCKING VIDEO ALREADY
egg21
>>27928635
It does make me sad too. Things would have been great with his gf but the bills just got to be too much and ruined it all
maybe none of us are gonna make it
>>27925662
Eggman, we will make a documentary about living on the road.
60% serious. Down?
eggxelent thread, can't get enough of this fat gay retard
>>27925662
Hitchhike across the country eggy, I know you can do it. Fuck this world live like a caveman and find cavebitches and blow them away with your egg benis.
>>27928762
Yeah. He wasn't having these financial troubles last year- taking trips and buying black water (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5CO-Vj6AyU). In this thread he even said his credit was flawless.
Something unusual is happening and he's not letting us know the truth. I'd love for Eggman to come tell me I'm wrong and what's up though.
>>27929200
it's just money he spent moving in with his gf. too much apartment and furniture. mistakes young people make, but the gf filled eggy's head with bs about how he had to work hard and be rich to deserve to keep her or something i think
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aKy98LtSY2U
egged up famm
>>27929365
>recorded a third episode of the podcast
>it's still not up
>>27929365
what happened to we-r-gonna-make-it-thats-it eggman?
don't stop now..
>>27929458
where us the podcasts? why doesn't he advertise the links? i can't find it..
>>27929512
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDj3HJNyUdjvU2y5pnePt7w
The Ben Garrison one is great.
>>27929540
Eh. I don't feel that Eggy's strength is conversational, but there was sure improvement between episode one and two.
EP 1 he had a boring 'redpilled' talk show with some dumb roastie, whereas two he interviewed an interesting person and didn't verbally fumble around for an hour.
He needs practice. It seems like he dropped it altogether.
