how much would a fembot charge for a cuddle session?
>>27917787
>setup cuddle session
>rape and beat her and don't pay
:)
>>27917787
I hope you do know fembots are a meme and why you would even wanna cuddle with some some failed QT in the first place is crazy. If they are not a Stacy then they are just girls who are insane
>>27917800
this is a non-lewd non-degenerate thread, buddy
I wouldn't cuddle with someone I didn't have romantic feelings for, sorry anon.
>>27917864
literally the meanest thing i have ever read on the internet
>implying you would turn around and try to fingerbang me against my will
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT AGAIN, SANCHEZ!
>>27917830
but girls none the less
>>27917864
how much would you charge to develop romantic feelings for someone?
>>27917903
so would you call him a Dirty sanchez?
>>27917927
Exactly my friend, a cold and distant bitch who does not care about you and never will
>>27917938
Unquestionably I would.
>>27917963
well my name isn't sanchez and you can force me to wear thick mittens so i can't finger bang you
>>27917928
come on. really? blox
>>27917951
In this hypothetical, I'm not paying for warmth or intimacy, I'm paying to sate an irritating physical need and would prefer to keep the money for that payment in my community if at all possible
If you need to be cared about go cry into your fucking body pillow, so the real robots can get back to the business of being alone
>>27917977
I don't interact one on one with men outside of my family irl anymore.
>>27918077
ok, THIS is now the meanest thing i have ever read on the internet
>>27918115
I'm less than fond of it, but Islam got one thing right.
Women and men should have as little to do with one another as possible, and friendship between them is a cruel lie.
>>27918163
on one hand i like the anti-degeneracy of islam
on the other hand i want cuddles...
>>27918205
That's what gfs, female relatives, or prostitutes are for.
>>27917928
It doesn't work that way desu
>>27917787
I would do it for free as long as you shower before hand.
>>27918324
what if you like the smell of my beta man musk?
>>27918348
How would you describe your smell? Not all smells are bad but most of them are.
>>27917787
$100
lets cuddle
>>27918387
puppy feet and cigarettes
>>27918324
I just showered. Please come over and give cuddles.
>>27917787
>imagine myself cuddling a girl who's just doing it for money
>there's no situation that doesn't result in me beating or strangling her
>imagine myself cuddling a girl
>can't believe there's not some ulterior motive
>there's no situation that doesn't result in me killing her
help
>>27918434
Don't cuddle girls if you think you'll murder them.
You could cuddle a daki or a doggo instead.
>>27918419
>cigarettes
nah
>>27918421
where are you?
>>27918469
Kansas
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>>27918461
>cuddle a daki
>reminds me how undesirable I am
>hurt myself
>>27918480
That's too far! I'm in New Jersey.
>>27918519
i'm in ct but i smoke cigarettes
i will literally quit right now for cuddles
>>27918519
O-ok. My cat is feeling extra cuddly tonight, at least that's something.
>>27918500
If you're dead set of hurting somebody I guess you can serially track down wicked women and murder them.
$80/hr
$400 for 10 hrs
thesnugglebuddies.com/pricing/
>>27918650
>tfw there is nothing like this in europe
>>27918702
cant you just pay a gypsy to cuddle with you? she'll probably steal something but you still got cuddles
>>27918702
you could just cuddle a legal prostitute
>>27917864
How can anyone feel any pleasure of cuddling someone they don't have any romantic connection with?
I would do it for free. Irelandblox
>>27918782
Ireland is a bit too far so you'd have to pay for my travel expenses, is that okay?
>>27917787
I charge $50 usd for 30 min
>>27919201
>30 minute cuddle
what kind of bullshit cuddle is that?
>>27919214
it's $50 usd for every 30 min, you dummie, it doesn't mean it's only 30 min
>>27919237
you're supposed to give a discount the longer the session is
should be $80 for an hour
Assuming you were clean and had no body odor, I'd do it for minimum wage and conversation.
>>27919266
does boob groping cost extra?
>>27919257
if you don't like it look for another cuddle dealer
>>27919266
Is there a fine if we are spooning and my boner pokes you?
>>27919293
that probably counts as prostitution and would be illegal
>>27919342
as long as your pants are on I wouldn't care
>>27919385
>that probably counts as prostitution and would be illegal
couldn't you apply the same thing to cuddling though?
>>27917787
See the thing is -you don't want just to cuddle.
I would do it for free if I wouldn't know that it ends in some big drama that maybe even gets me killed.
I believe you that you even think you actually just want to cuddle but you will not be able to go through with it.
Sorry
I have a feminie penis. I'll do it for free.
