PLS HELP
IM TRAMATIZED
MY 16 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST HAD SEX EITH HER BOYFRIEND IN HER ROOM AND I HEARD IT ALL
IM MORBIDLY DISGUSTED I WAS BROWSING TRUMPGEN WHEN I HEAR LOUD MOANS
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOVIE THEY WERE WATFHING BUT NO
I FUCKING WANT TO DRIVE A KNIFE DOWN MY EAR
I HAVE FAILED AS A BROTHER TO KEEP HER A VIRGIN (HER BF IS 15)
WHAT THE FUK DO I DO GOD DAMN
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
>>27915795
Post sounds via vocaroo.
>>27915795
tell your parents lmao
>>27915795
more details pls
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>>27915795
Why not have a fap?
You're a wierdo.
>>27915795
Rough him up a bit.
>>27915853
I WAS IN MY ROOM
I HEARD MOANS AND HER SAYING "IT HURTS"
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOVIE THEY WERE WATCHING
PLEASSEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO
>>27915887
YES YES.. HOW??? BULLET TO THE HEAD PERHAPS???
Don't blame yourself, op. It was inevitable
That harlot..
>>27915895
take the top and double penetrate her
>>27915795
you know whatyou must do elliot :3
i bet he loved the feel of plunging into your sister's vagina that you secretly covet, imagine him cumming all over that little belly of hers
>>27915795
Get a bottle of alcohol, a napkin, and a lighter.
Make a Molotov, open up the door, and throw it in.
This is """""""""satire""""""""
at least he wasnt black.. right op..?.?.
>>27915795
top kek
I hear my brother fucking random whores though the wall every week, who gives a shit? The worst thing about it is that it wakes me up at night sometimes.
kek
your little pure innocent 16 year old sister got her pussy smashed by a 15 year old's massive cock
he probably came all over her face and lips, those she uses to kiss you in the cheek
>>27915895
What race? I need to fap.
I'm hoping for Asian this time. I think they get a shit hand these days in the sex market.
>>27915895
Give more details. Describe their sex session.
>>27915895
If he's fucking your sister he's probably an athletic Chad who will kick your pathetic virgin ass
>>27915919
It's different if you have a sister, especially a little sister
>>27915895
You've failed. You're incompetence has ruined an innocent dove.
That 15 year old is now a more a man than you, let that sit in for a second. Just think about it. How old are you? lol.
>>27915919
SHE IS MY SISTER
I WANTED HER TO STAY YOUNG BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER TURN INTO A SLUT AND GUYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER
I KNEW THIS WOULD FUCKING HAPPEN AND I WAS GOING TO GIVE HER A TALK ABOUT IT BUT SHE GOES AHEAD AND DOES IT THE DAY AFTER HER BIRTHDAY (YESTERDAY)
FAHWAFEIOFHPAWEIP
>>27915927
THAT'S IT I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE IDLY
>>27915895
>not getting a bucket of ice cold water, busting through the door and throwing it on them like the animals they are
lmao
>>27915795
what the fuck are you still doing in your room then op, get in there and take the fruit of her butt before that normie scum can get to it
Is her bf black? Is he's a white beta cuck like you, then tell her to dump him and get a real man
>>27915946
In fact, thats not even your house anymore. The house now belongs to him, he's going to start putting his feet on your head and telling you to take out the trash or he'll bitch slap you.
>>27915795
stick ur head in and offer to finish him off. he'll never cum back.
Your sis was pretty tight famila
>>27915950
she's probably gonna break up with him now and start going to raves and get gangbanged by lots of 15 year old kids
how does that feel OP? she's gonna take so much cock and she's going to come back home a cum-stained mess every weekend
>>27915795
Threaten to tell her parents if you don't get to creampie her daily.
THIS THREAD ONLY INCREASES MY RAGE FOR THE WORLD
>>27915795
This is what healthy, well-adjusted teenagers do. The alternative is she ends up like you.
Wouldn't you rather she has a normal life?
Fucking hell.
>>27915991
>implying girls can end up like him
>>27915950
>I WANTED HER TO STAY YOUNG BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER TURN INTO A SLUT AND GUYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER
Deal with it faggot, women are not some special fucking divine beings beyond human carnal urges, they're retarded female apes.
>>27915964
ahahaha look at this pissed off nigger. god damn, nothing more enjoyable than an angry useless nigger.
Walk in there and beat him up. Get a baseball bat, or a heavy pan from the kitchen, or a weight bar, just get something heavy and start violently beating that piece of trash with it for defiling your sister. Do it OP.
>>27915919
>brother
You have no idea what he's going through.
>>27915991
This. It is perfectly natural and healthy for young girls to have an active sex life.
>>27915989
that's because u still have a soul, faggot.
lurk more.
pretend to break something (Leg, arm, ect.) then yell loudly for help and ask what took them so long when they finally come to get you. Then make your sister take you to the hospital and tell her it was fake before you get there and have a talk.
>>27915795
but seriously anon the only way youre gonna feel better is if you go out there and fug some girl for yourself. its just sex. when you finally grow the fuck up and start living life youll realize sex happens all the time and you have a lifetime of fucking ahead of you. either you accept it and move on or worry about it and stay a virgin forever
>>27915895
Just fight him or something.
Congrats OP, because you couldn't keep your sister from getting losing her virginity in your own house, WHILE YOU WERE THERE, shes going to be having regular sex now, probably everyday, in all types of locations with all types of partners.
>>27915964
Post cuckold porn like I know you want to.
Trigger those white devils. Stick it to the white man that did you wrong.
>>27916015
Get back in your fucking cuck shed
hey, I may of fucked a 16 year old today.
>>27916030
i HAVE SEX
SOMETIMES IN MY HOUSE
THE THING IS, I DON'T WANT HER TO TURN INTO A SLUT WHO GETS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY GUYS. I KNOW HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS.
BUT I HAVE FAILED. A REAL FUCKING BROTHER WOULD HAVE BARGED IN AND STOPPED IT. I HAVE FAILED
BUT I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT. BRB
you have no choice OP, you have to fuck the guy and make your sister watch, in order to assert your dominance.
>>27916072
Nah, man. Tbh, it's natural. As long as he's a cool guy, you shouldn't worry about it. If you destroy an okay relationship, she'll rebel towards a real bad boy.
>>27916072
OH SHIT HE GON DO IT
HE FINALLY GONNAA DO IT
SHIEEET
>>27916015
Having sex at the age of 16 is not what someone with a healthy sex life does. Starting around 18-19 is more acceptable.
This isn't the middle ages anymore where everyone died in their mid 20's, there's no reason to have sex at such a young age.
Oh and I lost my vcard at 17, so you can fuck off.
>>27916072
mate that's the last thing a real brother would do.
first off, do you think she's thank you for it? she'd hate you, and she'd tell your parents who would think you strange for doing such a thing, and ultimately your whole family would shun you for this ridiculous thing.
secondly, it would destroy your sister's social life. you reckon that boy would keep it a secret? no, he'd tell the whole school and everyone would think of your sister as that girl with the weird brother, nobody would ever want to come to her house again, and she'd never get a boyfriend with the risk of incurring her retard brother's wrath.
seriously, the most you can do is give her advice on how to live her life, don't intervene. she knows what she's doing.
>>27915991
>having sex before marriage
no
this was never normal or healthy
>>27915795
Go in there and make a huge scene. Kick his ass and your sisters as well.
>>27916117
i'm managing absolutely fine since having it.
i bet it would be healthy if you were getting any, huh?
>>27916072
>BUT I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT. BRB
witnessing birth of a new meme
its time to post that wemb with black guy and filipino, kek
>nah anon won't bother us, he's always in his room with the door shut anyway
>he never comes out except for food
>i doubt he even knows i'm home lol!
I really hope this doesn't turn into a thread where he post pics of his dead sister and bf that he murdered with a baseball bat. I have seen too many.
pic related
>>27915795
>keep her a virgin
what for?
>>27916216
so he can make sure he gets married to a virgin.. what else
I barged in with my bat. They both look at me surprised. Both making out. The 15 year old kid looks at me, mouth agape, because he fucking knew.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW"
"Dude calm down we didnt do anything" he says spastically, getting his shirt back on and rapidly putting on his shoes.
My little sister is yelling at me. But I'm so fucking angry that I don't pay attention. She jumps up to attack me but I push her away. Her boyfriend starts to leave.
"AND IF YOU EVER GET THE BRIGHT IDEA TO DO THAT AGAIN I WILL FIND YOU AND BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU"
"whatever" he says, and pushes me
I get so upset over this. I was emasculated before, but not again.
I hit his back with my bat. My little sister screams and starts to cry. I don't know what I did. But I'm still physically upset when he starts cursing at me.
i hit him in the back even more. I don't know what the fuck to do. So I hit him even more. I hit him again and again. I don't think he's breathing anymore
I ran to my room and now I'm here
She's crying and said she called the cops.
>CTRL+F plunging
>One result
>>27916328
We need pictures. Pictures of spiderboy.
>>27916142
Well you're being a dumb ass cuck on r9k so I don't think you turned out find desu
>>27916328
this is some obvious fucking bait desu
>>27916328
Sure ya did tough guy.
>>27916328
Timestamp baseball bat
>>27916328
Go back and finish the job
i hate myself
>>27915795
>wants to keep sister a virgin
>keeps himself a virgin instead
gotta love a robot
>>27916328
cmon bubby give us a general location so we can scan the air waves. I have been waiting
>>27915795
>Not taking her virginity yourself
>Caring about whores
>>27916564
how the fuck had this never been said on /r9k/ before?
>>27916328
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
>Ayyo wait a sec, I need to post about this on my anime forum
That's not so bad, OP. My kid sister is 17 and is dating a 13-year-old Chad. You got any idea how uncomfortable it is for me at 28 to see a 13-year-old, standing at all of 5ft and 2 inches wearing a Minecraft t-shirt, walking around my kitchen after banging my sister? I wish I never came back home from the military sometimes.
>>27916072
let me guess you're saving her for yourself you sick fuck
>>27916602
Goddamn am I glad I do not have a little sister.
>>27916591
Clearly not OP
>>27916585
It is reset every so often, I think
>>27916602
>sister is 17 and is dating a 13-year-old Chad
>standing at all of 5'2 wearing a Minecraft t-shirt
There's fucking no way this is real.
My condolences, your sister probably has the mind of a 11 year old to find that attractive.
>>27916717
She is an idiot, yes. Maybe she's trying to land him while he's young so she can extract his seed in its prime before he starts slutting around with other girls his own age.
>>27916602
Almost /ss/ tier
>>27916350
Don't smudge the Rodge.
>>27916759
>Be idiot
>cant get job
>"I know, ill seduce a younger, hornier idiot and have him get me preggars"
>"His family will play me child support and I wont need to work!"
Iv seen it happen before
>>27916759
Post millennials aren't the brightest bunch of people I suppose.
>>27916824
kek that's like a quarter of my female cousins
>"well fuck I have nothing going in my life"
>"I know, let's get pregnant so I have purpose"
>>27916072
>>27915795
>I MUST KEEP MY SISTER A VIRGIN
what are you some sort of special jew or a Catholic in the 1930s?
>Trump gen
>autistic brother listening to his sister get plowed
Yip. Checks out.
>>27916824
it's only statutory rape whats the big deal
>>27916214
R.I.P. sweet princess
>>27917224
Not rape when a girl does it
>he didn't take his sister's virginity
Baka onii-chan, baka.
>>27917050
ITS 2016 PEOPLE
>>27916328
BASED OP! BASED AS FUCK!
>>27916116
>nobody would ever want to come to her house again, and she'd never get a boyfriend with the risk of incurring her retard brother's wrath.
There is nothing wrong with this. It's howw things should be.
Be polite and supportive OP.
Go in with some ice cold drinks and some wetwipes for them, open up to them about your concerns.
>>27915795
Call the police in some.places minors cant give consent and both will get beasted by cops or just call the police and say her BF raped her
>>27915795
It seems incredibly obvious that you just need to fuck your sister BF in his ass
>no evidence whatsoever of any of this happening
I want this to be real so much, oh well.
>>27916328
calling shenanigans
>>27915916
>this is """""""satire"""""""""
10/10 topkek
Tell your parents she was a bad girl.
Am I the only one thinking he should leave them the fuck alone? There's nothing he can do that won't damage her, and his relationship with the family.
>>27915950
Women are a sluts that is their true nature.
>>27917852
wow yeah, you're the only one, the chosen one standing up for girls everywhere!! you must be proud!
get ready for your thank you sex man, you sure have earned it!
>>27915916
Technically, that isn't satire
>>27915857
This tbqh ma famille
Just tell your parents. She'll probably get yelled at and slutshamed a bit. If they don't make her breakup they'll at least ban him from the house.
The brotherly thing to do is sew her hymen back in place
stone her for adultery
>>27918173
Or sew her labia shut. You can buy steel sutures from esutures.com. A #5, 6, or 7 with a straight or semicircle cutting needle is all you need. A little chlorprep or 70% alcohol will clean it up nicely and it is safe to leave in until marriage. Just solder the two ends together once it's sewn up.
I've been look at permanent retainer setups modified for anti blowjobs. Basically it's cemented in place but has a blade or sharp spikes that will catch on anything large and fleshy that she might pull out of her mouth. This way her mouth essentially becomes one way only. The anus is harder to fix. You could cut it or do other trauma to cause fissures or hemorrhoids so any anal sex would be too painful and she would never be able to accommodate a penis in the pooper.
