Just tell me some things you're embarrased of.
>I'm 22 and I actually never bothered to learn most of the multiplication table. Everytime I see a situation where I'd have to do math without a calculator I panic very hard.
Can't tie shoelaces.
Never had them as a kid.
So far this is pretty pathetic. I have something I can do little about. My dick is too thin for a normal condom and frankly even japanese porn dicks are thicker than mine.
>>27914702
I can't drive. I can't turn for shit without crashing into something
But I'm pretty sure most of /r9k/ can't either, so that makes me feel better.
>>27914702
I Shat myself once when I was 14.
My mom cooked some super-Greasy pre made pizza, and I ate like 3 slices. 30 minutes later I sharted and the grease LITERALLY penetrated my underwear, my pants, and stained my chair.
>>27914702
Also bad at math myself, tfw have to use my fingers to count shit.
>>27915089
Got my TIP earlier this week and have no trouble driving, though it makes me quite nervous I haven't anything or anyone.Left turns are a bitch tho.
I don't know how to ride a bike, i don't know how to snap my fingers and i don't know how to whistle.
>>27915058
I know that feel. It's the reason I'm a virgin. I'd rather be alone than have whores make fun of me, laugh at me, and cheat on me.
I don't know the order of the months, or what their number 1-12 are besides like december or my birth month.
I don't know most of the multiplication table either.
I also stress cry.
>>27915153
I shit my pants at school one time in Elementary. I was 13 at the time. Luckily I've gotten away with it with no one knowing what happened, as I immediately ran to the toilets which were empty, threw my shitty underwear in the trash bin, and cleaned my ass and jeans as much as I could. I probably smelled like shit for the rest of the school day, but nothing drastic.
>>27914702
Literally exactly the same here.
I refused to learn my multiplication tables.
I don't panic i just do them by head and it takes a little bit longer.
>>27914702
I'm extremely clumsy in public and anywhere I go I'll accidentally bump into someone's butt or crotch and they'll thing I was feeling them up or something but it was completely not my fault
Also I'm pretty sure this one is very common, I frequently pick my nose when no ones looking.
I also constantly get iches in and on my nose and I'm afraid people think I'm weird when I rub my nose
>>27914702
Running into inanimate objects in public.
>22
>live with parents
>no degree
>uncertain future
>balding
>>27914702
I'm an autist in a chad's body, so I always act like a douchebag/jackass in public because I don't have any social skills and I'm afraid I'll accidently reveal my power level
>>27914702
>I'm 22 and I actually never bothered to learn most of the multiplication table
yeah i know right i'm so bad at arithmetic
i barely even memorized the dark green section, and just forget about the rest
i take so long to do simple problems compared to my peers
shame to family orz
My dick is a little over 6.5 inches long and is almost 7 inches, but it has a girth slightly smaller than a Fred Meyers milk carton cap, I measured the girth and it was around 4.5 to 5 inches though.
>The fact that I don't really have anything interesting to say about anything.
>My inability to do a large amount of menial tasks
>The fact I can't talk to anyone without saying something stupid that I regret
>My appearance - even though I try to look my best, I still look like shit all the time.
>Inability to get women
To name a few.
>>27915208
I'd probably be one as well if it wasn't for my friends gf (who became my friend, and is nowadays after more than 10 years my only real friend) whom I fucked lots of times. But we were never really on the same level and while I had feelings for her when she was in that relationship, they disappeared when I could have her (pathetic jealousy shit apparently gave me those feelings).
She told me she once had sex with someone who had about my length (14 cm), but that it was thicker. And that was a fucking indian.
I don't know how old my parents are I lost count years and years ago. I don't know their birthdays either.
I feel like this is something one should know.
>27
>no license no car
>>27914702
>tried to have sex with gf for the first time last night
>couldnt get it up
I was at a party last night. My crush came up and talked to me and a friend. She always joked about taboo things like watching weird porn, having penis etc. She jokingly says something like "haha [Anon] and [Anon's friend], what say we go watch some tentacle porn after this?!". Me being the complete autist I am, open up shockchan and show her "Octopus Girl".
She literally runs away.
What is wrong with me?
>>27915488
How do you live without driving? Having a car is the freedom to do what you want
>>27914702
I cum on the top blanket on my bed
whenever I listen to music on walks I like to pretend and imagine in my head I'm part of the band. It's really in depth and I usually make the walk last longer to "finish" this fantasy world where I'm actually doing something with my life and impressing people I know.
>20
>don't have a license
>have never had a job
>don't have any friends
>live with my parents
>have never had any real interactions with girls my age
>have tremendously fucked up teeth
>balding
>can't do basic things like cook or tie my shoes
So, basically I'm embarrassed about my entire life.
I don't know the english names of the days (Brazilian here).
I don't know the order of the months, i also ocasionally forget some of them exists.
>>27915583
I don't want to leave my room.
>>27914702
Fuck guy that sucks. I still cannot convert to metrics to save my life. I made an active effort to refuse to learn it in school because I, well one they taught it very poorly, and two I knew I'd always have a table to help me convert anyhow, and always did on tests that called for it as well.
Which is retarded as well, I once memorized the whole PToE in one night just for shits and giggles, know pi to quite a few places as well, but it was just one of those things I never bothered to commit to memory.
I also don't know the months in order, nor how many days or in any given month.
I'll take my bullies now, I deserve them.
>>27914702
I neglected my perfectly fine and good looking teeth.
>>27914782
Same here anon.
This comment is actually very original robot-san.
>>27914702
i shit my pants until i was in 5th grade
like i would go behind the toilet and hide my soiled undies there, and my mom would clean them up haha sounds pretty funny now but back then i was confused
thank you i feel better now. i thought i was the only one who didn't know. i was in special ed all of my life in school.
>>27915473
lol ,M8 you are fucking pathetic
>>27914702
I thought the pad went on the outside of the panties
I mix up the order of January and February.
My math skills are terrible.
My poor posture 'cause of my man boobs.
My man boobs.
I have bad hair.
Lots of shit really. But who has the patience to write out everything?
>>27915058
My dick is too thick for a large condom
I dunno how to feel
>>27914702
Same here.
How the fuck do you expect me to memorize all that shit? And why even do it when CALCULATORS EXIST?!?
>>27914702
I can't say the letters "th" as in "three" "thick" and they come out with an "f" sound instead. I also can't ride a bike, swim, snap my fingers or whistle.
>>27916924
YES!
I have that same exact speech problem
My "th"s just come out as "f"s no matter how hard I try.
>>27916844
Yes yes everyone here thinks you are very cool
>>27916949
Sucks anon, people around me growing up always tried to get me to say it differently, but I never could. I get really embarrassed if people point it out.
Can't swim. Can't even into middle school math unless individually handheld for a long period of time.
>>27914702
>33
>don't know how to drive
>don't know how to swim
>had to move back in with my mother
>whenever I drink too much, i have diarrhea the next day and there's a high chance i will shit myself (it happens more than i'd like to admit)
There is probably more but I just woke up and can't think straight.
>>27917022
Girls think its pretty neat
>>27914702
I have never learned to ride a bike. After 11 years old, I thought I would look weird if I tried learning, and now I'm here.
I want to have a large secluded area for me to learn how to ride it myself, but an area like that has yet to make itself acquainted with me.
Cant do basic math sometimes, the only reason I know how to give change back at work is because I memorized the prices and have a calculator on my screen.
I only know how to doggy paddle.
I cant snap.
Its takes me 10 mintues to work up a proper whistle.
I spit sometimes when I talk.
I stutter a lot.
>>27915239
>can't use google to look up the months
I can't drive anywhere without using GPS.
>>27914702
For some reason I've never been able to snap or whistle.
stumble over my words a lot and mispronounce easy words. i'll try saying rear and end up saying real and if i have to say a word that starts with D sometimes i have trouble.
i never learned how to swim
i never learned how to ride a bike
i'm a neet 20 yr old khv
i'm fat
i have a micro penis
i haven't had a real conversation in almost 2 years with another person besides family
I have no idea how to cook anything. I can make one dish which involves noodles and meat, then I put salt on it. I'm in a group chat with a bunch of other people (grandfathered into it when I used to have friends) and they're always ALWAYS talking about recipes, posting pics of the food they made, and talking about amazing restaurants. Every bit of it is like gibberish to me.
I'm nearly 30.
>>27914702
I tried to get a cat to perform cunnilingus on me once a couple years back.
