OMG girls, look it's my baby brother, anon
i think i would just act gay in that situation
girls love gay guys dont they?
All those choices. I love you, sis.
>>27914679
>"uhhh, h-HEY Stacie"
>*looks down and blushes* "haha oh and Stacie friends"
>"AHAHAHAHA STACIE HE'S SO FUNNY!!!!"
>getout.exe
>grab food
>go back to my room
>>27914679
look /r9k/, it's roasties!
>>27914754
The worst part is that as a man you are expected to solve all of their problems.
>>27914754
I'll take the alcoholic, duh
>>27914754
>smoker
>drinking problems
could be fixed
>plants to marry, divorce
harder, plausible to fix
>feminazi/bff
>single mom
>only dates alphas
>mental health problems
>false rape
give up
>huge debts
if rich, chance for a personal prostitute
>>27914754
I'll go with the girl with drinking problems because we can both hug each other into the grave
>>27914889
This.
Also the chick with the huge debts isn't off limits either
>>27914754
It's amazing to think that you actually took the time to edit this picture so you could write this text. So bitter!
>>27914731
>implying they want you
THE CLOUDS SHIFT, AND THE FOG OF OBSCURITY CLEARS FROM MY SIGHT.
SISTER, WHO ARE THESE STRANGERS WHO HAVE TROD INTO MY DOMAIN?
>>27915001
that's not a katana you nigger
>>27914944
>plausible to fix
>single mom
You gonna kill her kids or something? How the fuck do you solve that issue
>>27914971
Stay salty, roastie.
>>27915040
Are you actually retarded?
originaru
>>27915021
shut the fuck up shitlover
>>27914731
>Implying you will make it
>>27914821
The worst part is, if they come as easy to you, if they like you, and fucking and dating them would be easy, you would date all of them anyway.
>>27914679
>OMG girls, look it's my baby brother, anon
>brother
>tfw your older sister won't accept you're a girl too.
>>27915132
>that filename
ORIGINALE COMMENTO
>>27915263
You aren't a girl if you were born with a penis.
>>27915263
You are a girl anon.
>>27915263
iktf
waah
>>27915263
kys transhit
>>27915263
That's cause your name is Bruce and you stink up the sink with your pink. I can't even am into planes.
>>27915001
The autism shoes make this outfit utterly perfect.
>>27915447
Where did you get this pic of kevin?? I haven't seen this one
>>27914889
>>27914966
>>27914970
These anons know what's up
>>27915447
KEVINNNNN yeeee
I'm 100% positive I could fuck any girl in that pic
>>27915447
Fuck off with the kevin memes
I'm older than all these women by at least 5 years.
And am only interested in girls much younger than these hags.
>>27915447
Omg dank memes so lel
>>27915447
Dude I'm tired of this kevin shit.
>>27915447
>rare pic of kevin
saved.
>>27914679
>h-hi hope you have a good time
>get a couple beers from the fridge and drink them in my room, alone
>>27914679
Act all "cute"
>>27915829
I know they look ancient to me.
>>27914679
>tfw this is a regular occurrence for me
I need to move out.
>>27914971
toastie roastie LOLMAO
>>27914821
Yet if I ask for help I get told to "man up".
>>27915447
i don't get it, who's kevin?
I'd instantly make fun of the two balding girls for no reason
>>27916449
if you ask your gf for help she'll be happy to
if she tells you to man up or something to that effect shes a shitty person and you should leave her
>>27916571
>your gf
My what? Did the government recently issue me one as part of their crackdown on adult virgins?
>>27914679
Mmm!
Gray shirt on the far left looks like a fine cock throater. I'd shoot a load in her hot mouth
The girl next to her I don't find so attractive, perhaps she'll be content to rim me
Polka dot dress looks thick, I'll bend her over and ram her from behind
Wavy hair brunette has that crazy look about her; I reckon she'd stroke you off while sucking hard on your ballsack
Blondie in the middle is definitely an anal queen. I bet her tight asshole pulls you in and doesn't let up until you drain a load inside her
Redhead front and center probably has nice, pale feet that would be perfect for a lubed up footjob, I can tell
Plaid brunette looks like an eager cock rider; no doubt she's used to dudes losing their loads while she fucks cowgirl style
Mean girls brunette on the right has the perfect face for a hot cum splatter - she's probably practiced at sucking until her face gets loaded
Blonde in far back? You can't even see her
Fivehead blonde on the far right probably has a big set of titties under there, ideal for a sweaty titfuck ending in a cum blast
>>27916713
And what about the brunette hottie at the far right?
>>27914679
i would go with the brunette on the far right in the grey shirt. she looks somewhat less slutty. although they are usually the more slutty ones.
Literally none of them are higher than a 7.5 outside of the brunette on the right.
Cheerleader effect in action.
>>27914696
anon later wonders why he's alone and unsuccessful with women
>>27916797
looks like lacey chabert
Nobody cares what your dick thinks of these women. All you guys rating them are just embarrassing.
This is coming from a 25 year old KV.
>>27917705
>this is coming from a 25 year old KV
it's like you revel in having your opinion discarded
>first post in this thread btw
