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>he showed up again
Hope he beats the shit out of you and welds your loose cunt shut you fucking bitch whore
these are the laziest threads on this board currently yet they get the most replys
>>27914079
You had 1 job stacy. And thats to open your legs you disgusting piece of meat.
This board is for men that are carrying feels you couldnt even imagine since you have a brain of a women. Why dont you have a tree as a boyfriend? Take a rope and hang yourself. He will support you i promise. He will stay with you until you die. Isnt that romantic? He will listen to all the things you say.
Daily reminder to not participate in femcunt feels threads.
i'm such an ugly woman no man would ever come near me. They all think I'm disgusting. I hate being fat and ugly. I want to kill myself, seeing all these attractive women with shit personalities just infuriate me. Fuck you whores.
>>27914079
>tfw bf loves roosterteeth
literally the worst.
>>27914340
Im sure a tree would love you. >>>>>>>27914243
Gtfo.
>>27914113
>welds your loose cunt shut
It's cauterizing when it happens to human flesh, niggerbrain.
>>27914411
No, fuck you. You have no idea how hideous I am. I smell. I have no job or subject. I'm morbidly obese and I'm hideous. Fuck you. I fucking hate people who can get laid easily men and women alike. Fuck off.
>tfw masturbating yesterday
>tfw i accidentally squirt all over my laptop
>tfw it doesn't work anymore
>tfw i've never squirted before
w-worth it?
>>27914079
>be me, attractive (I am forced to assume nowadays) autistic grill who doesn't understand humans that well
>try feign interest and a normie personality to fit in in high school after realizing why I felt so lonely in middle school
>fail
>have a meltdown because life is shit and generation X parents neglected me my whole life despite my cries for help
>lonely
>still lonely
>become moderately well known
>still lonely, can't connect with anyone
>years of loneliness starting to add up
>shut-in borderline hikky
>have Internet friends and play mmorpgs but can't even join a guild because most gamers are disgusting and only do let EGGS DEE pervert jokes
>so fucking lonely
>years pass of shut in life
>last meet boy who I can finally relate to, feel strongly about him
>year later we're dating
I am still so much knee deep in the constant feeling of loneliness and depending on no one but myself that I feel so scared of giving in to the comfort of dating someone who truly makes me feel cared for.
I am really scared to give in to emotional comfort.
>>27914300
rollingalingaling
What's good about women? We have women hate threads can maybe fembots elaborate on what makes women good?
It's very hard to see stuff except for maybe lower crime rates.
Which as a male I don't get why we have higher crime rates honestly.
>>27914710
you want my hairy pussy all over your face
that's why i own you, bitch
Daily reminder that every single person claiming to be a woman on this board, are actually mentally ill and overweight men.
>>27914735
>you want my hairy pussy all over your face
True. Pretty much any woman doing that is fine.
>that's why i own you, bitch
No you don't dictate my life in any way. Not you specifically and not women in general.
>>27914437
Makeup. Eat less. Become a prostitute. Problem solved. Sigh. Next!
>>27914865
No i can't fucking eat less and make up is useless on me. It doesn't work and I can't make someone sleep with me for free let alone for money. I binge eat, its how I cope with my shitty life. I want to die and I hate attractive women. They can all die.
>>27914938
Try going to an average looking male (who is still above your league) and offer him to have sex.
No sane man will ever decline that, fuck off
>>27914938
Start smoking. Youre life is "shitty" anyways right? Today i only smoked and drank bloody coffee. If you can apply make up right, someone will fuck you. Fcking google it.
Life on easy mode.
I wish i had your problems.
>>27914938
do exercise, get a gastric band restriction surgery
>>27914431
Good thing women aren't human.
>>27914983
>>27914988
You guys have no idea how ugly I really am do you?
its me
>>27915027
You'd be really hot if you weren't fat. Real shame, bitch. Literally ruined your 20s unless you diet and exercise
>>27914710
>30 minutes
>No responses.
Well.. It was worth a shot.
>>27915063
I doubt it. I have a lazy eye and a big nose.
>guy's girlfriend doesn't like you hanging out with him even though you're not into him
Feels like every time I show up and my friend is with his girlfriend, his girlfriend gets all defensive like I'm a threat. Bitch, please if I wanted your boyfriend I wouldn't have taken him from you. My friend told me she talks about me when they have sex. She has small boobs and apologizes to him for not having boobs as big as mine. Every time they do a new sexual act together she asks him if he ever done that act with me. My friend tells her that we never did anything which is true, but she doesn't believe that we never had sex. So when she asks "do I do it better than her?" he just says 'yes' to make her feel better. He tells me he says things like "Oh god. You do it so much better than FemAnon" "FemAnon never made me cum like this" I got a little mad at him because I don't want people thinking we had sex, but I let it go because he's the one that has to put up with her insecurities.
>>27915027
lose some of that weight and you'll be good to go
>>27914300
Let's see if I can get a crow tengu waifu
>>27915027
>wahh woe is me I suffer from a thing I can easily change with a little bit of self discipline
Kill yourself you fucking attention slut.
You're a white girl, all you need to do is shut your fat mouth and eat less and you'll become passable. Christ there are even numerous movements that support you being a fatfuck and an entire fetish industry of men with no dignity who fetishize hambeasts like you.
I hope you continue to suffer though just because you think your ridiculous "suffer" is even remotely close to suffer ugly introverted males have to go through daily and being shunned.
>>27915108
You really like to make me repeat myself huh?
>>27914865
>>27915123
she wants to have a threesome with you and him
i hope you realize this. at the very least she wants to see her boyfriend fuck you.
>>27915108
i've certainly seen worse, your nose isn't that bad
honestly if you lost weight you'd be fine even with the lazy eye
you have really pretty eyes btw
>>27915083
Surprise motherfucker. There is nothing good about females. Thats why you wont get any replies.
>>27915108
I think you look good senpai, here anyway. The other pic has a double chin. Nobody looks good with double chin.
If you're a nice person I'd definitively date.
Your facial aesthetics would be helped by weight loss. But I don't think it'd take much really.
>big nose
Don't really see it, sideways profile?
Do you have an eye issue by the way? I don't mind personally but I see how that'd hurt your self-esteem quite bad. And most people do view it as ugly.
>>27915150
>You're a white girl
Post yourself different ethnicity girl. I doubt it's bad.
>>27914300
radical rollerino, dude
>>27915027
>>27915108
You remind me of a fat chick I used to flirt with through facebook
>>27915108
if you lost 30-40 pounds you would literally be a stacy
>>27914079
but you were flirting with me all last semester, dear.
>>27915108
Neither of those are anywhere near your weight problem. Quit making excuses stupid. Your face could be really pretty. COULD. You would look literally hotter every time you exercise or watch your diet. But you want to cry and make excuses instead of doing something about it, cuz your fat lazy and your post proves: stupid too
>>27915123
>FemAnon never made me cum like this
No wonder there's jealousy. Hanging out with a n ex is generally not accepted when in a relationship. As stupid as it is. You broke up for a reason obviously (in her mind assuming she's reasonable).
>>27915162
I would never do anything sexual with my friend.
>>27915245
yea well, she wants to either be a cuckqueen or she wants to eat you out or something
why the fuck else would she be thinking about you when they fuck?
>>27915156
me with makeup. I've been bullied my whole teenage life because of how I look, I had no friends and I was really poor so I couldn't afford hot water. So I went to school as the fat, smelly woman.
girls can't be robots, leave this place.
>>27914431
this is the most retarded thing ive read all day on this board. Skin wont melt together under extreme heat; cauterizing only works to stop bleeding by burning the ends of the exposed blood vessels. and besides, you can still weld a cunt closed in theory using metal, so youre doubly retarded
>>27915284
Quite an epic difference. See? Its possible.
>>27914488
You need therapy. Like, real therapy, not the bullshit Sex & The City version of therapy. When shit starts to really fuck up your life you need professional help instead of trying to self medicate.
>>27915108
WHITE GIRLS CAN'T BE ROBOTS, YOU HAVE BLUE EYES THAT AUTOMATICALLY UPS YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS BY AT LEAST 2 POINTS IF ONLY YOU STOP EATING YOU'D HAVE TONS AND TONS OF PEOPLE ORBITING YOU STUPID CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27915299
Is that picture implying he's in heaven or hell?
>>27914710
Caring nature & calming energy
>>27915355
... its comfy pepe you dumb ass
>>27915284
I've shagged worse. I guarantee you that there will be at least one lonely neckbeard or introverted manlet out there who would fuck you silly
seriously all this fembot threads would die sooner if it weren't for all this cuck turbo betas
you got attention from a bunch of NEETS, all this fuckers will masturbate at your pics, you can fucking leave now
>>27915366
>pepe's family on a picture in the background where pepe is sad sad as fuck
>picture of pepe hanging himself
>>27915361
>Caring nature
Sometimes maybe. Haven't exactly seen that apart from with mom. And dad was about as good at that.
>calming energy
Well you got me I guess. I have no idea what kind of energy women produce that's "calming".
>>27915027
KEK die alone!!
>>27915027
If you became skinnier, maybe you'd have a chance of having a bf
>>27915284
I hate when I see girls wear makeup, dye their hair, get piercings, etc all to change the way they look yet THEY JUST DONT WANNA STOP EATING LIKE SHIT. If you wanna start caring about your looks then start from the bottom up because norging else matters much if youre still fat. you look like you could be an 8 or 9 if you just dieted. Try keto or/and intermittent fasting, start mealprepping if you have to but its a lot easier than you think so stop feeling sorry for yourself.
ps u smell probably cuz your diet is shit
>>27915478
i dont know about an 8 or a 9, but if she lost weight she'd be at least a 7
>>27915299
>had affection before
Vyro can't be a robot. plsleavethisplace
>>27915507
>at least a 7
Now we're getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. She's squint-eyed.
Also ignoring that we can't tell.
http://strawpoll.me/7393520
Serious questions: how many fembots here identify as feminists? What do you think of the feminist movement.
>staying in hotel so can't cook food
>go to cafe for breakfast
>reading alone with earbuds in
>male my age sits across from me at my table
>don't know what to do
>say hello
>chug coffee fast
>get up and leave
What was he doing?
>>27915507
have you seen an 8/10 or a 9/10 or even a 10/10 without makeup? they look pretty average. Making the last step towards that 9 or 10 depends mostly on how well you can present yourself, not as much genetics (especially since girls wear so much god damn makeup)
>>27915584
I do not identify as feminist, I think the movement is silly and degenerative.
i look terrible next to other women
>>27915584
I agree with equality which was the orginal messae of feminism. The modern version is butchered beyond all recognition and has been hijacked by the 'can't wait to be offended' group that taint everyhing these days.
one post closer to 404
>>27915626
kek only the one in the back looks okay you and the nigress look like deformed pieces of turd
>>27915626
im exactly like you girl. on my own i look okay, whatever. im not fat and im white too.
next to other girls i look like a fucking abomination that doesnt belong on this planet
>>27915633
>>27915622
This.
I wish there were movements which actually focused on making the differences between men and women smaller though.
>>27915600
>say hello
He wanted to talk.
Maybe hook up.
He wasn't looking for anything serious either way.
Can't tell without hearing what he's saying.
>>27915681
I >>27915622 don't agree with your statement, I think men and women should be more traditional and I don't think they should be equal.
>>27915710
>hook up
Thank goodness I ran away then.
>>27915711
>I don't think they should be equal.
So you disagree with the idea that if you're born female you should be able to choose to take the same path as a man born at the same age with similar capability and reach a similar goal?
Makes about as much sense as racism.
I consider anything else too authoritarian.
>>27915733
The nicest thing to do is tell him you're not interested when he made his intentions clear but yeah that's fine I guess.
>>27915740
I think men and women should adhere to their nature. That's all. I don't think they are capable of being equal.
Sure, a woman is capable of acting like a man but she cannot become a man or actually fulfill his role, vice versa. I think women who act like men are somewhat degenerative, same goes for men who act like women. They should follow their own given nature.
>>27915759
I'll be less spergy next time then, thanks anon.
>>27915759
Then you run the risk of being shamed by him saying something like 'I was only being friendly anyway don't flatter yourself'. Safest thing to do is remove yourself from the situation all together.
>>27915792
I think you have figured out the world and I love you
You're perfect, have a great life.
>>27915792
I don't agree and I'm female but we'll agree to disagree.
>>27915806
>>27915814
>shamed
Well he did sit down a your table. He's being unreasonable about the misunderstanding of intent in that case.
Also I said she could reject it when the intent was made clear, soo if the intent was clear then there's no way of saying precisely this anyway.
If anon doesn't feel like talking she can reply with that. Is that really getting shamed?
It's just interacting with someone.
If he just wanted to talk and she thinks he was looking to hook up and he says that then she can say if she wants a chat or not. Like you don't have to put so much weight into it.
Though just sitting down (assuming there's room at other tables) does seem a bit assertive unless he introduced the idea of having a chat first.
>>27915027
R9K are you serious?
Hey roastie, time stamp or gtfo.
>>27915871
I hope you have a wonderful life too anon.
>>27915792
>given nature
Gonna have to be a bit more specific. You mean a woman can't be a provider?
I think the generalization across women is a bit broad. I don't think society should be a major factor in how people can choose. I think if you take pressure off people from being in certain ways they will aim for the best options.
I'm thinking in the long-term. Most of feminism doesn't, not at all. But I don't see the reason why a society where people can choose what they want is a bad idea.
>>27914300
Rollerinillo
>>27916041
They can be a provider but they shouldn't, they should be there for their children.
>>27916070
but what if women can't have children. We don't need more children why should a woman have to breed if she doesn't want to.
>>27916070
If a woman can contribute to society being a scientist, doctor or paramedic. Why shouldn't she? Its more useful to society in the long run as opposed to having more little shits in an overpopulated earth.
>>27915626
POST MORE PICTURES OF THE BRUNETTE IN THE BACK YOU WHALE.
>>27916092
It should be in her nature to want children. It's unfortunate that some women can't but I'm not talking about defects. Just general human nature.
If you love a man, you should want to have children with him. If you don't want children with a man you "love", then you don't actually love him. It's possible you are still young and haven't fallen in love yet or something though.
>>27916122
I think we can both agree that the biggest contributors to society are men, although women fulfill another role. That doesn't mean one is better than the other, that's just the role they should fulfill.
>>27914079
This is just your threadly reminder that women can never be robots and can simply spread their legs to any desperate autist and receive sex with almost no effort. They are full of shit and don't have anywhere near as bad as men.
Women don't belong here. This is a man's board for rejected men/lonely men not stupid cunts.
Get out.
>>27916158
There's lesbians and aromantics y'know but you're probably too much of bigot to take those people into account. Do the world a favour and kill yourself before you spawn more unneeded children.
>>27916194
I'm sorry it's so difficult to speak to me.
>>27915626
>i look terrible next to other women
Location? I want to bang you.
>>27914300
Rolling for falseand originalhope
girls can you help me with something
>girl sits next to me in class everyday, of her own will
>we talk a lot, she laughs at everything I say
>asks for my number
>texts me the next day
>I invite her to come over that weekend
>we have a really great time together
>before I take her home I tell her I like her and we should date
>she immediately looks worried
>i say something like "do you like me too?" or something i forget
>but she said "I don't know"
>"..like, what does that mean? You can just tell me straight"
>"I really don't knowwwww"
>goes home, stops texting me, acts somewhat distance from now on
?????????????????????????????????? any possible explanation that can help me get over her?
>>27916313
Oh no.
She's retarded.
>>27916313
Women are very fickle, you came onto her like some nu-male. You were suppose to just pound her and tell her to be your girlfriend, not ask.
I'm guessing the way you said it turned her off.
>>27916313
You don't ask. Asking is weak. If you had kissed her, she would have gone along with it and you'd have a gf right now.
>he loves himself
this guy gets it post more photos of the one in the back
>>27916139
>>27916313
never ask females for a dating advice. they always will give you the wrong idea because women are this retarded they always suggest something cheesy they've seen on a disney movie and has nothing to do with reality.
you seem to have fucked up with the "do you like me too?" part but you haven't really done anything that deserves her cutting you off. she's a retard fuck her
>>27916158
>I think we can both agree that the biggest contributors to society are men
Yeah that's the general case.
But my mom is a software developer who is extremely focused on her job and it's very clear her input is extremely appreciated.
The kind of benefits she gets goes well beyond whats legally required because she's so valuable.
>should
This is the problem with your idea in my perspective. There's no 'should' really. It's more about what's appropriate for the individual. Not women/men as a group.
>>27916454
the reason i added 2 "or somethings" to that line was because I know i didn't say that exactly cuz it sounds retarded, but i had to have said something to get the "i dont know" response that is burned into my memory
>>27916313
You assumed women approach dating the same way men do.
Rookie mistake.
>>27914300
Hit me with yo best shot
>>27916523
ill bite whats the difference in how they approach it sir?
>>27916313
I think pushing her for an answer harder is a good idea.
Tell her you like being her friend and would like to date because you're such good friends but just being a friend is OK.
You can probably figure out what to say in the case of all possible answers.
You don't need to be distant if you make things perfectly explicit. If she answers why she's distant you got your explanation. Maybe she stops being distant. Preferable obviously, just eliminate her from your dating potential group.
Assuming you still want to be friends. She's probably assuming that was your only intent. Women do that a lot.
Also this:
>>27916454
I disagree that she's a retard though. She's just female and has a different POV.
She never had to be assertive.
>>27914079
>best friend has a higher dick sucking score than i do
JUST
who are the women femanons look up to
>>27916584
You don't know it, but you were already on a date with her when you invited her over. You should've gotten progressively more intimate, finding an excuse to make physical contact to cuddling and then to kissing.
What you did when you told her you liked her was a monumental spaghetti spill which showed you were on completely different wavelengths with her, and women find social confidence and success attractive and social failure as unattractive. You presented yourself as unattractive when you told her you liked her when you were expected to show her you liked her through action.
>>27914300
Rolling for a cutie hopefully
>>27916688
best response yet so ill ask, is it worth trying to salvage the situation at all? i asked her out last weekend and we've only talked a bit in class since
>picked the other, unpopular fembot feels to vent in
THIS IS JUST LIKE HIIIIIIIIIIIGH SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
![2016-04-17 03_58_23-[Mayonnaise.] Nikubenki System Chronicle -Nikubenki System Nendaiki- _ Slave Sys.png](https://i.imgur.com/hzCHeSu.png "2016-04-17 03_58_23-[Mayonnaise.] Nikubenki System Chronicle -Nikubenki System Nendaiki- _ Slave Sys.png")
>>27916628
I'm doing nofap. Please stop reminding me of porn I've watched/h-manga I've read. God damn it..
http://exhentai.org/s/625c670798/360430-162
>>27916743
It'll be difficult not impossible. I'd give it a few days to cool off, then invite her over again and if she accepts try your luck a second time. But I'm no expect on girls, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Whatever you do, don't start desperately trying to get into contact with her if she's not responding. That'll make her dryer than the Sahara.
>>27916787
Be my gf?!?!
Do you like anime?!?!
>>27914300
Titty waifu monster get
>>27914484
>accidentally squirt all over my laptop
how does that happen to people? not you specifically obviously but I mean I was a teenager too at some point and my dick was so diamonds that I accidentally clicked on random ads on the internet but I never came somewhere I didn't intend to cum on
>>27915284
tried smiling for pictures yet?
>>27915123
l2greentext
>>27917656
of course I do but I hate my teeth
>>27917841
>hate my teeth
Don't. They're just fine in that pic.
>>27917841
>of course I do but I hate my teeth
let me fuck you you retarded fembot
>>27917841
u should, they're hideous. before that tho, get ur incredibly fucked lazy eye fixed.
>got too drunk and threw up my edibles
son of a
>>27915553
for your next poll try adding "trans are delusional and possibly mentally sick people needing urgent psychological care"
I bet my god-given dick and balls you would get most people voting for that
trans people tend to be very suicidal and don't try to blame it on the society because a lot of them are very convincing and yet feel that way
>>27917853
>>27917891
but look how hideous I look next to normal looking girls
>>27915626
>>27917936
>be ugly fembot
>complain about not getting sex
>get offered sex
>decline
like pottery
>>27914304
Jfc please be lying
>>27914484
Squirting isn't even real, in porn it's either piss or staged.
>>27917919
you think I don't know that? I can't afford to get if fixed
>>27914300
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
FUCK U ROBO
>>27915027
Literally just lose weight, you look fine you fucking whiney roastie. Leave this board and end your life.
>>27915284
>>27917841
is this bait? are you here for attention? you really don't see the difference like between day and night? my dad was right. It's a lost cause trying to understand how women think.
>>27918046
You honestly think I'm attractive????
S T O P P O S T I N G S E L F I E S
>>27918068
yeah you definitely need medical help but no surgery
>>27915626
would that girl in the middle by any chance be named Leah?
>>27918188
No, her name is Selin.
Pic related its her. We used to be close friends but then we got into an argument.
>>27918226
Now she looks nice, why not hook up your fellow robots with your friend? I bet she would look toasty in leather.
>went out with parents on my birthday
>asked if I received any birthday messages
>said no because I don't have any friends
>"yes you do anon, there's __, __, what about __"
>told them that only one of them has spoken to me in five years, and that was two years ago
>"well geez anon you need to use facebook, that's how everyone your age communicates now"
>deleted my facebook a few months ago out of embarrassment because nobody would respond to my messages or even make birthday posts on my wall in the last three years
>>27914300
rowwwllllingfuck this earthspoiler]
>>27918388
>vivi
Why do you not have any friends?
>>27914300
Sicken code rolling
>>27918388
Where do you live anon? If it's near me, I'll be your friend.
>>27918442
When I withdrew from college and started wageslaving I lost contact with everyone. Sometimes I'd see one or another appear at the store occasionally or they'd give me some news but over time it stopped, and one of them even turned around to avoid me while I was working a few months ago. It's not that I expect other people to engage me but it made me rethink our friendships because now they feel like they were really insignificant.
>>27918388
why are women such attention whores? telling strangers you have no friends... get over yourself you fat dyke.
Top roll xddd lmao
>>27918388
>>27918388
>because I don't have any friends
Be thin
Be at least 4/10
Ride a motorcycle
Be at least 5ft8
And i'll be your friend, fembot.
>>27918706
I know it's very fucking hard but you need to not cry after old friends and find new ones
this is part of growing up and becoming a human being aka adult
over 7 billion people in the world and none of them wants to be your friend? mathematically impossible
>be me
>be autistic
>meet guy from dreams
>he posts on r9k too (we figure this out later)
>he breaks my heart
>OK
>I deserved it probably somehow
>new hobby is cutting self and drawing his Facebook profile photo album shots in blood
>>27918882
she wont sleep with you dude relax
>>27918902
I know bro and I feel weird for helping these retarded "people"
>>27915711
>r9k
>capable of being traditional
Is this is a joke? In a traditionalist society we'd be even bigger laughing stocks.
>>27918882
meeting anywhere near 7 billion people in your life time or even a million lifetimes? mathematically impossible
>you love him so much you want to kys
>>27918894
Girl you need therapy
>>27918894
And so the mystery of why he left you is solved.
Every time I make it to a fembot feels thread you fags have already squeezed it fresh full of cringe goddamnit /r9k/
>>27919048
Yeah, I was really intensely obsessed with him and creepy as fuck. I still can't orgasm unless I imagine him saying "come for me". Plus side: I'll probably kms soon.
>>27914300
rollingu rollinguuu something something that bitch from idolmasters loading screen
>>27918973
true but I think I got my point across
crying after old friends is a waste of time taking into account that there are so many potential friends out there
even cat kicking assholes find friends
>meet cute girl
>talk with her, she's interested in the being nice kind of way
>she blocks me because I was too pushy and retarded and eager
just another day in the life, will I ever learn
>>27919148
>Yeah, I was really intensely obsessed with him and creepy as fuck.
What's so great about him?
>>27919244
carbon copy of my last three relationships, anon
everything starts off so well, then i turn into nothing more than a burden. all three times i've realized what i did afterwards, and promised myself i wouldn't do it again, didn't work..
>>27914079
>she showed up again
Your not fooling anybody troll. Just letting you know i saw right through it.
>>27914340
you trolling? Post pix/contact info.
shut down this shit
>>27915349
Girls can't be robots period.
Stfu Bebe Baboonson
>>27915123
>She has small boobs and apologizes to him for not having boobs as big as mine
Believable til that point.
Post less
>>27914300
roll REEEEEEEEE
>>27914300
pls 96 or 73
>>27914983
I would what the fuck.
The good news is some men have evolved beyond lusting after tail and are more interested in conversing.
There are friends of mine who are literally deformed and I feel sorry for them because of course they get shunned- but they still have brilliant minds and I enjoy talking to them.
>>27915108
You're okay there dear. It's too bad you sound like a hateful cunt though.
>>27916587
Cruel bro.
>>27915108
Damn bitch you look like an ogre
>>27920508
To her or him?
I mean I'm giving advice here and I clearly haven't a clue. I'm a robot. Just reasoning about this.
>>27914300
Time for the rolls again
>>27914300
origiroll commento
>>27914300
>"Don't participate in this thread!"
>participates in the thread
If you don't like a thread you shouldn't be posting in it at all.
>tfw listening to my young love playlist again with a bottle of scotch and my cat
>>27920952
be my sad loser gf.
>>27915027
I have a question. Why or how do your arms look like that? It looks like someone photoshopped your arms to look squished. That cant be healthy if real. =/
>>27914300
jk,khjkghjgh
>>27920991
I hope you're really good at comforting people because I spend most of any given day grappling with varying degrees of depression. I do occasionally have a few good hours, though.
>>27921070
Fuck yes finally getting the monster puss
>>27921082
I don't think comforting helps at all with depression. It is fine, however.
>>27920952
>>27921082
You got to get help. It's worse than it looks, trust me.
what's the deal with these femcunt threads? Is it like "I'm a fat ugly cunt who goes on 4chan (weirdo girls actually do this? Lol) and can't get a man because my standards are too high" : the hug box?
>>27921218
I think it would help a bit. It was manageable when I was younger, but as I've gotten older and more isolated, it's gotten worse. Having someone I could hug and talk to would probably help a little at least, make me more functional.
>>27921224
Thought about it. Last time I talked to a psych I ended up with a diagnosis of mild autism and avoidant personality disorder. I feel so bad for my parents, making a seemingly healthy baby girl, and raising her through childhood and into adolescence only to find out they ended up with a genetic dead end that can only hope to at least fake normalcy.
>>27915027
Can I see your ass? Would love for you to crush my head with those thighs desu.
>>27921282
Just make sure the alcohol doesn't become a problem. It's okay to be avoidance, I am too and there is nothing wrong with me.
>>27921282
>Having someone I could hug and talk to
That's not something that helps with depression specifically, it's just something all humans enjoy. There are more effective ways of dealing with depression. Do you want a free bf?
>>27921327
It's not a huge problem, mostly because it's expensive and inconvenient to get.
>>27921329
It just seems like it would be nice. I don't think it's something that can easily be fixed, but having a support network might make it easier. Only problem is I fucking hate people and panic in any group situation.
>Do you want a free bf?
God yes. At this point I would pay someone to do boyfriend things like cuddle with me and cook for me if I had a really bad day and tell me it's going to be okay. All I have is my cat and he's pushing 16 years old.
>>27921386
>It's not a huge problem, mostly because it's expensive and inconvenient to get.
You should grow some dope. I live in a medical state, so I can have up to 6 plants. I'm going to put some in my back yard area.
>>27921411
I live in Canada and we aren't really allowed it. I would have to buy from a dealer, which brings my nerves back into play. I would probably freak out.
>>27921424
Just be patient, it will be legalized eventually. Or if you don't want to buy from a dealer you could find a tutorial on how to buy from the deep internet using tor. I've done it myself with nothing but success. Just follow all the required steps, order from a reputable vendor, and just use your own address for them to ship too. If you use a fake name they will get suspicious and open the package. But for real, 99% of the time everything works out just fine.
>>27921564
I'm not counting on it. Our DUDE WEED LMAO head of state knows there are international treaties taht can't be broken but just lied to get the pothead vote.
>>27915027
You have no excuse. You're not even that bad. Women can ALWAYS find someone.
Look at this. Just look at this. This woman literally weighed over 1000lbs. At her peak she was only about 400lbs shy of weighing A LITERAL TON an she still had a kid.
You have no excuse
>>27921576
Yeah I know. But none of that matters anyways because nothing is stopping the trade and use of drugs. With tor, the drug trade is at a pretty large advantage. I wouldn't count on it staying like that forever, but there is always some new way to do it. Smugglers have been around forever.
Looking for gf. Will pay 9000 shekels(I dont really have that kind of money). Poorfag, boringfag, emofag, negativefag, submissive fag, low iq fag, low gpa fag, low income fag, not very attractive... i'm 4/10 at best
>>27921386
>God yes.
Neat.
[email protected]
I'm gonna paste this here.
I think I finally realized why women can't be lonely, and hence cannot be robots.
Every noticed how depressed, suicidal, introverted, shy etc men mostly have no friends, not to speak of romantic prospects, yet the most depressed passive lunatic suicidal women always have something going for them?
notice how most of the time those women have mostly male friends. they'll came they "get along better with men". That's obviously a lie.
It goes as follows:
For men:
1. man has nothing to offer to the table.
2. man is isolated and lonely
For women:
1. woman has nothing to offer to the table
2. wait, she does, by merely existing, i.e her body
3. with this body she will get social attentions from these kinds of males:
a. those who intend to sleep with her
b. those who hope someday to be able to sleep with her
c. those who have no hope of managing to sleep with her but are still drawn to her because of biological imperative
That's why failed women have mostly/ all male "friends". but that means women can never be lonely. sure, it's not true relationships, but it's far better than nothing.
Notice how somewhat attractive gay men are in a similar position (not entirely as sex flows far more freely there so the thirst is far less real)
tl version: the reason you are lonely is because you're a straight man.
>>27914300
Fuck yes tiem to roll for a monstrer waifu with a good sex appetite
>>27921750
I did email you from my own fake address
>All the supposed ugly and lomely girls in here have boyfriends already
>or already trading contacts with men
Yet they claim to be lonely they say...
>>27921976
Loneliness is a state of mind, not a specific situation. Even if the situations to experience it is difference, it still is the exact feeling and a such they know exactly what loneliness feels like.
This is kinda like saying it's not possible to be depressed because kids in Africa have it worse than you. It's very childish.
>>27922128
/^!!KNwA9DdjLx1$/
filtered
>>27915619
They aren't 8+ if they look like shit without makeup then.
>>27922167
Pretty much every 8+ guy uses some form of cosmetic enhancement as well, you know.
>She will NEVER email back
>>27922343
I'll send you an e-mail if you drop it in the thread.
Though I'm not a girl.
>>27922372
I don't want an orbiter, that's gross dess.
>>27921386
I'll be your bf.
[email protected]
databreak.execute on skype
Pic related... It's me.
>>27922411
I'm just trying to be nice and friendly.
>>27922422
You look like a total fuckboy.
>>27922422
Nu-male personified.
>>27922439
How do I look like a "fuckboy"? whatever that means
>>27922422
Adding your picture to my collection, thanks buddy. I'll release my collage soon.
>>27922524
GJ, haven't seen one of those in a year or two.
>>27922493
Needlessly oversized glasses with typical black hipster rims and the hair looks like something you'd see on a 14 year old edgy MySpace user, not someone who is presumably 18 or older and should be trying for at least something that seems mature rather than pretentious and angsty.
>>27915108
lose some weight, it's really not that hard. You would legit be a stacy if you weren't so fat
>>27922540
You're not the first person to give me shit about the glasses.
thank god I have contacts now.
>>27914300
rollering and checking them dubs
>>27914484
>pissing all over your laptop
I guess daddy wasn't around to potty train you
>>27917986
I can personally attest to the fact that squirting is real.
>>27923004
Yes, squirting piss.
>>27923028
Citation needed, buddy.
>>27914079
>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again>he showed up again
What did she mean by this??!?!
>>27914938
>No i can't fucking eat less
It's literally one of the easiest things to do.
You have to realize that you eat not because you are hungry but because you are bored or even depressed.
The solution is in any case that if you get unreasonable hungry distract yourself.
Read a book, play a game or shitpost.
Chewing something like gums also stops hunger.
>>27914300
rool originel
>>27914300
NICE, TY SENPAI
How to avoid male friends drifting away? Some girls seem to be able to keep them indefinitely.
>>27915349
this obvious nigger cleary speaks truth, for once in his miserable niggish existence.
>>27924170
Be charismatic and interesting? It's not difficult to figure out.
>>27914300
going to czech my numbers
>>27914300
Rollan
Oc2
>>27914300
And here we go. original comment btw
>>27914300
rollypollyrolly
>>27924243
>>27924610
>>27924705
>>27924743
Let's rejoice in the fact that this thread would've died almost an hour ago if it weren't for you champs keeping it alive. Thanks, friends.
>>27922422
lmao is that a wig
>>27914300
Rollin for an original waifu
>>27914340
My cousin weighs 300lbs and she just got married and is moving in with a guy.
>>27915284
All you have to do is smile and stop frowning.
>ex is a rich stoner robot
>regularly hosts parties at his place
>am no longer invited directly by him
>started to fuck his Chad friend
>Chad convinced ex that I should continue coming around to parties
>nobody from our circle of friends knows about me and Chad fucking
>Chad's fantasy is to fuck me on ex's bed at a party
I'm so sorry, J
>>27925459
>rich
>stoner
>hosts parties
>robot
uhm
>>27925530
Perhaps he's not a shallow asshole and truly doesn't care about what you look like.
>>27925515
Robot as in, he was a 20 yo KHV until he met me
He's rich, but spends all his money on video games and tech stuff and can't really into women, I was the one to come on to him and make the first move. He broke up with me because he realized he prefers solitude.
The people who attend his parties are mostly friends with him because he gives away free booze and food. The Chad I'm fucking literally sometimes brings over girls to the robot ex's house to fuck them in the living room and tells him to buy condoms for him
>>27916686
I think gertrude bell was kinda cool
>>27925530
Men always care about what you look like, but your absolute biggest worry should be your face, he's already seen that and is fine with it, the rest of your body literally doesn't matter as long as you're not obese
>>27917972
what if you're an ugly fembot that complains about not having a guy deliberately do silly things in front of you when you're in a bad mood because he wants to make you smile?
>>27925875
Then you'll probably still get bitched at because the issue is not with you being potentially twofaced, but them not wanting you to be happy because they project their inability to lose their virginity through hating the entire female gender.
>>27914938
>i can't fucking eat less
Just throw in the garbage bin the shitty food you have at home, buy rice, meat, fish, nuts, vegetables. Use lemon juice and a tablespoon of olive oil as condiments, eat a handful of nuts as a snack in the morning and the afternoon, and you're basically done.
I used to weigh 135 kg, I'm down to 74 after a year. Just eat cleaner, don't drink sugary shit, and if you really crave carbonated shit, drink coke zero.
But since I was a landwhale myself, I know you will disregard all of the above until you realize you need to lose the weight yourself.
