>he imagines performing the music he's listening on a stage in high school
>>27910202
Why do we all share the same autistic fantasies?
>>27910202
What the fuck. How do you know?
>>27910202
are you fucking for real
>>27910202
I didn't imagined doing so. I did it.
>>27910235
>>27910248
we do it because we're losers who want the adoration of our peers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIGF-sTBsHU
I've been imagining myself singing and playing guitar in a circle of friends for quite some time now.
Should I remark that I neither have friends nor playing skills/voice?
only when baked
reported, NSA man
jokes on OP, i perform as a hobby now
https://youtu.be/QBsA2ETp7JA
Music thread?
>>27910202
I thought of this when listening to The Smiths am I an autist?
>>27910295
>playing shows for high schools
Embarrassing
>anon imagines piping the music they're listening to on the school's AP system while beginning the beta uprising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqjYFgY0V-Q
i actually imagine being a japanese girl in a gothic lolita dress street performing metal songs alone with prerecorded bass and drum tracks playing guitar and singing
>>27910348
hopsin is awful
>>27910352
i've done it with the smiths too
there's something about the morrisey's accent
>when alone in public he imagines himself hanging out with a nearby group of people
>>27910202
I imagine trying to suck my dick often, I sucked the tip once but it took months of stretching.
>>27910407
i've seen like 3 dreams about that
>>27910358
Theater class man. Had to do it one way or another.
>>27910387
I just imagine I'm one of them
>>27910202
>tfw all robots know this feel
I could have been a trumpeter, maybe playing some blues
>>27910314
Learn to play fggt
>>27910424
It's my deepest, homoerotic fantasy.
Wtf why the fuck do we all have the same fantasy? I always thought I was retarded for imagining this shit, is this some symptom that we all share?
>>27910371
i like to pretend i'm singing popular american music in a crowded japanese karaoke bar while i get drunk alone at home
>>27910451
it's not gay. every fucking person male or female would perform autofellatio if they could
>>27910446
You can still do it except you dont
>>27910407
You lucky son of a bitch. Which I was limber enough for that. Was it good?
>>27910447
I have no money to buy a guitar.
>>27910457
That means we all want appreciation and attention.
>>27910446
I used to think all the brass band kids were losers.
Now I wish I was one of them.
>>27910482
Not even a beat up second hand one?
>>27910479
Yeah it was really good, it was like I was actually getting a blowjob, and it was the best ejaculation I ever had
>>27910482
buy a used one
>>27910457
it's the same phenomenom when you're a kid passenger in a car and watch the trees and lamp posts go by and imagine hopping on each of them or being a super villain and energyblasting each oncoming car. everyone simply does it out of being bored and being imaginitive
>>27910511
I bought one for a pretty cheap price several years ago, but it was sort of broken and I've destroyed a few strings.
But yeah, once I get a job - I'll definitely buy a new one.
>>27910473
Maybe, but sleeping for 12+ hours a day plus having literally nowhere to practice (besides maybe outside in an empty park, but all the normies are out now) doesn't help. I could buy a trumpet, maybe I should. No idea how to tell my parents I want to doot or if they will take it kindly
>>27910487
I-im still a loser...
>>27910202
>>27910202
>>27910202
FYI normal people did this too.
Keyword is DID, if you still do it, thats autistic.
t. normie
>>27910202
Holy fuck how did you know
>>27910576
in my defense i only do it when i listen to music on my headphones when im on an hour long train trip. kinda the same as imagining that i'm a god and reforming my country
>>27910576
How the fuck do I stop then
I try to pay attention to the layers/textures but then the feels just hit me
>>27910545
Yeah man, playing guitar is a top-tier hobby and I don't just mean learning a few chords
Btw if its only the strings which are a main problem then they can be easily and cheaply replaced using YouTube, just so u know senpai
>>27910529
I imagined being attacked by a super villain in the car. I end up beating the villain saving my family and revealing to them that I'm a superhero. My family then says how proud of me they are and my crush falls in love with me after seeing the news story.
I still do this and I'm 21, am I autistic?
i do this, but never really considered myself a robot, but seeing that the rest of you do it too is concerning to me.
people airdrum and airguitar naturally all the time. it's just a tiny step further to imagine you're performing in front of a crowd. it's fucking normal
>>27910559
Why not practice in your room? I'm guessing your parents work so, it shouldn't be a problem
>>27910643
you've done it since you were a kid? why would the way you want to spend idle time have to change just because you've entered early adulthood? it's like saying "i shouldn't sleep anymore so i don't see those dreams that make me feel good"
>he imagined taking a bathroom break with one of his bros and sucking his dick in the stall
>>27910628
It looks sort of like the guitar on the right. Guess it's fixable, but it's weird and sounds strange.
>>27910202
>he imagines explaining his hobbies to his classmates
>he images that they're actually interested
>>27910666
That what I used to do, but grandparents are home now all the time. I used to muffle the sound with my bedsheets, I guess I'm just self conscious of the doots, I don't want to be a loudboi
>>27910757
What are your hobbies, anon-kun?
>>27910786
24/7 videogames
fapping
pizza
sleep
>>27910358
>jealous of the spotlight
>>27910815
Hm...i'm interested
>>27910815
and which one of them you imagine explaining?
>>27910666
Satanic trips witnessed
>>27910815
What kind of video games? I've been playing the shit out of Dark Souls 3 and think it's the best in the series.
>>27910358
Crab mentality desu.
>>27910861
videogames
I imagine explaining what the games I play are about and why I like to play them all the time.
I tried doing this before irl and got weird looks
>Imagining myself being lead one of those emo/pop punk music videos (Green Day, Fall Out Boy, MCR) where they alternate between scenes of playing guitar and scenes of breaking shit at school and being a general cool kid while still being edgy
>be me
>be in choir
>nail national anthem at assembly
>feels good
>>27910853
>>27910887
I play in a band that plays for crowds every weekend. High school shows really are embarrassing
>>27910955
you gotta start somewhere man
>>27910369
anon pls stop reading my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>27911047
Started at the bottom now we here 2bh
>tfw you imagine how you would react in a terrorist attack, quickly killing all the bad guys and a journalist snapping a cool picture of you in a suit holding an AK47 with blood splattered on you, which then goes on to win the Pullitzer prize and makes you world famous for being a badass motherfucker
>tfw you will never be an inspiration and source of bravery for millions
Why even live famalamadingdong
>>27910202
> do it when i was 12
> do it with 19
>>27910202
I sang when septermber ends for hs assignment once, it was well received somehow, I was a chad for a brief period of time after that
>>27910643
top lel m8>tfw i do the same thing to a extent
>>27911330
that sounds nice desu
>>27910297
I actually know how to play guitar. I just was scared I'd fuck up or something
>>27911429
Yeah, too bad those days are long gone
>>27911497
what i wouldn't give to be 4 again
Holy shit, you read my mind senpai
>>27911497
Summer has come and past Tbh
>>27910202
>tfw I did this shit
I was 15-16 yo and used to play my favorite songs while literally walking around my room alone like a retard, imagining how I would be so cool if I went back to the past to do everything right. And yeah I had the performing concert fantasy a couple of times. It's just cringy as fuck, thanks god I grew the fuck up.
>>27910202
I only imagined it once, and it was Billy Idol's Dancing With Myself with a group of other students.
>every night before going to sleep he pretends to cuddle with his imaginary girlfriend
>he imagines himself as a talk show guest, telling about himself and his amazing achievements while the host and audience roars in laughter because he has that natural charismatic funnyman personality
<She thinks she will grow old
>She doesn't Believe nor is she written in the book of life
>He tries to have sex in a dream but it doesn't work because his subconscious can't imagine what sex is like
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD! REEEEE
>>27910202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
Not memeing, but this what I imagined singing desu.
>He imagines drawing a manga or something
>He imagines it becomes the most popular manga in the world just like One Piece
>He imagines going on 4chan to see the shitposting and the discussion about his creation
>>27910202
actually I have played guitar on a stage in school
pic related alvarez ad60ce
>>27911261
Goddamit It's my current daydream in every detail. Well, the difference is that I take one or two bullets, and while everyone is running away I listen to my best playlist, slowly losing blood and knowing that I may die.
Someone take a nice photo of me with the AK47 nearby and a video of me BTFO islamofacists gets on social media.
While at the hospital I become famous and I post an AMA on /pol/ under the name "ISIS Killer".
Finally when I get out, journalists are taking interviews of me, and I get praised as a national hero.
>a hero
From then 2 possibilities:
-Redpilling people on lslam
-State in a melodramatic interview that I only did this out of desesperation
It's all in my fucking mind tho.
>He imagines his town being invaded by aliens who forces his school to have sex with each other to study humans
