Post it. Relative does not count.
one girl said i had the cutest ass out of all the guys in the school
that was nice
nevermind what you want to discuss. lavren is so fucking goddamn cute ;___; how does it even feel to cuddle a qt like that?
>>27907524
>""""""""girl"""""""
some people here are too naive
>You're eyes look amazing
They are blue andsadlyare my best feature
today a girl told me that I have pretty eyes
>>27907487
You're really smart, Anon.Can you help me with this?
Also, just bee urself :^) the right gurl will come sooner or later.
>>27907528
like having fulfilled your purpose of finding the best genes to reproduce with
>>27907487
"You have a kind face"
Let's get together structurally
>>27907487
a tranny prostitute kisses me every time I exit her house after the session
its like she almost likes me
closest I have gotten to someone loving me like that
my only girlfriend cheated on me at every chance and she was a piece of shit tumbrlette whore so I'd pick the prostitute any day of the week
"You make me so happy."
....Right before she decided to move back in with her abusive ex-boyfriend.
>>27907663
are you building a bridge or something
who the fuck says that
>>27907487
That she likes my personality and other girl because how i amhow
There was this nice Stacy idk if she said things to be an undercover bitch but she always laughed at my jokes and boosted my confidence a few times.
>>27907675
We built a bridge to plow town
>>27907676
Robots are just alphas with feels
"You have a cute nose."
"I want you to be mine", while cuddling yesterday night.
I think I made it guys. Should I still come here?
"Your hair is so perfect"
Fast forward ~2years later and thinning already
Also got called handsome and a qt complimented my sense of style once
"You have pretty hair"
Had a crush on her for months
>>27907487
If I could remember anything I would tell you but I don't think a girl has ever said anything nice about me
>he's harmless
"you're a disease. get out."
why do women hate me?
>>27907723
NO
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOf course, as long as you don't brag about it at every chance. Knowing that robots out there made it gives me false hope, at this point that's all I have.
"you scream of booze and earthly colored paintings"
>>27907723
>cuddling
You'll belong here again soon enough
>>27907723
>possesive girls
dude, run.
>>27907780
because you like my little pony
>>27907778
m8
I cant even
Please go away you smell like shit you little fucking manlet cunt
>>27907487
>you look/are cute
>your eyes look great
>you are very smart
>you look like you kill people
Pretty boring stuff to be h
>You got a really big dick for a small guy
a girl once said i'm smart
i don't think so though
>hold me and never let go anon
This was at the airport where she was leaving. I had to let her go and we broke up 2 weeks later ;_;
why don't you become a model?
"i like youre smile, you should laugh more"
>Your eyelashes are amazing, I wish they were mine, you are so lucky and I'm jealous of you
t-thanks, I guess?
>you're a nice person
I was just faking it to get some human interaction. Im a piece of shit.
"you deserve to be happy"
>>27907811
That sounds pretty nice, Anon.
>>27907941
i got the same exact thing for my eyelashes and eyebrows, how the fuck do i react to that?
>>27908044
thanks, bud. it came from a 16 year old lithuanian girl l m a o
>you're cute and I really like you
She has a boyfriend.
>>27907487
You aren't THAT bad looking
It was a couple of years ago, when a woman put her head on my shoulder on the bus.
>"you're comfy"
I love youLater, she said she regretted saying it
"you're not as creepy as everyone thinks you are"
>>27908135
That's the cue for putting your arm around her shoulder and resting your head on hers.
>>27908180
eeeeehhh
that's too bad because we weren't alone
>I like you
Felt good then, now it hurts.
"Your hair is just amazing, what do use?"
"You have very nice lips"
"Stop being stingy, I like your hugs"
"You have such a sweet heart, don't throw it away, cynicism doesn't suit you"
"Smile more, you look cute when you do it"
I think that's it
>You're handsome
I had no idea how to respond
>>27908310
>th-thanks so are y-you...
Ugly chick called me attractive recently. I'm thinking about smashing.
When I was a freshmen this one chick (who might be a lesbian I am not sure) said she liked my jaw. Maybe I have a feminine jaw or something.
Girls have actually always been really nice to me, just not the ones I'm interested in or the ones that are available.
I've gotten the "You're cute and really cool, I don't get why you're still single" thing a million times.
They often end up with an unintentional sting, though, or they're just kind of mindfucky and make me wonder what they're trying to say. A really bad one came from one female friend the other day while we were talking, and it went something like this:
>(Her) Hey, so have you had any luck with dating since we last talked?
>(Me) Nah, not really.
>(Her) What the fuck, man. I don't get how you're having so much trouble.
>(Me) At this point I'm getting pretty close to just giving up on it forever.
>(Her) Oh come on, stop, you're hot and really cool to be around
>(Her)If I weren't married...
The same girl recently came to town, and hit me up to see if I was available to hang out. She made a point of saying that her husband was going to be busy the whole time and that she'd be so bored. It's really hard not to get suspicions about where she was trying to go, but even though she's hot and really cool, her husband is my friend too and I'm not about to cuck him.
>>27907717
You know, in a weird way I think this is true, although maybe only for a small minority of us. If you look at history or at the animal world, the real Alphas tend to be confident but not flashy and showy, and the Chad equivalents are omegas or whatever that are trying to challenge the Alpha's dominance. I think that in the last 50 years or so, society has warped in such a way that the flashy Omega has become the new Alpha.
>>27907487
>Hi anono
and i run away because i was scared
>>27908450
She brought her husband into her private conversation with you to remind you that she is married and there is nothing going on between you. If a woman mentions her significant other in a conversation, it's because she wants to remind you that she is taken.
She only said you are hot and cool because she feels bad for you.
She wants you to get a crush on her so you will give her free attention coins all the time. This is how women work. They flirt with men as much as possible to bait them into orbiting.
>>27908433
Oh man, on the unexpected compliments subject...
>At weeb convention, outside talking to a friend and some random dude
>Girl my friend knows comes up, and this other pretty cute girl is with her.
>Pretty cute girl comes up to me, and says "I like your glasses"
>I do the usual sperg thing and say "you too"
>But wait
>She's wearing glasses that look a lot like mine
>She actually seems pleased with this
>We chat for like 5 mins, shit's going pretty good, actually.
>Meanwhile, friend has wandered off
>Suddenly, he comes back, freaking out about some shit with his ex being right nearby and we have to leave right now, and I have to come because his phone is dead and we'll never manage to meet up again if we get split up.
>"Oh... ok"
Fuck, I should've just told him to fuck off.
>>27907941
I get this shit all the time, girls wishing they got my eyelashes. i just say thank you and move on, but whats up with that
>>27907487
>you're really attractive
She said that then went back to her friends and laughed. This was in highschool. I just like to pretend she secretly meant it and was just putting on an act for her friends and pretending to mock me
>>27908195
whats that got to do with anything?
>>27908525
That's fine by me if that's what it is. I'm not interested in fucking around with her and I don't orbit girls.
I dont know the exact quote, but one of the nicest things a girl (well lot of girls actually) told me is I'm pretty/handsome and all that.
What is thr correct response if a girl says she likes your t-shirt. I get this pretty often tbqh
>>27908564
Autism, that's it. I don't like being watched while doing something that I wouldn't do. It's something I developed after years of bullying, I guess.
>>27908691
deadpan that you made it yourself.
Honestly if you can deadpan well you can get away with saying literally anything. Definitely a good skill. It's great because basic slutty bitches don't "get" deadpan at all anyways, so it's a good filter.
i cant even remember a nice thing a girl has ever said about me who is not a relative, i guess nobody has said anything to me then
>>27908771
I think you're a cool guy
>>27908771
it's okay. Just don't stop rocking man.
>gonna miss you, anon
>hugs me
I missed my only chance of a qt gf
now unemployed and lonely
>i love your eyes
>you'll become a genius
Still no gf
>>27908771
same here, probably cause I dont know any women. The only nice things girls have said to me is in 8th grade when people thought I was a good drawerim notand my friends mom who called me handsome lol
>"you're such a lovely person, you're the nicest person I've ever met"
>"you have perfect teeth, anon, smile at me"
All from the same girl too
She told me she liked me 2 years later, fuck my life. I'm STILL a kissless Virgin. I don't know why she didn't fucking say anything, she knew I was too shy to make a move god damnit.
>>27907487
Any girl would love to have a guy like youBut not me lol :^)
She didnt mean it fuck roasties
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27907487
>Its not his fault! Hes got autism doesnt he?
probably the nicest
One said a certain shirt colour worked on me. That's the only one I've gotten from non relatives.
>>27908947
this is a lie
im sure people said better things about you you lying little shit
I had two girlfriends tell me I'm gorgeous but I know it's not true.
>>27908975
nah it was my middleshool esl instructor
back in higschool, i was surprised by the amount of girls that liked me, 4 tbe, and 2 were really qt. Only 2 of those 4 became gfs because i still had some autism left from junior high (bullied fatty) i think i look decent because i'm 6'2 260lbs but i have a 55inch shoulder width and no double chin. Sorta like bearmode.
I guess it doesn't matter because i've been a Neet for 6 months now, i'm waiting for the good times again.
>>27909070
cool story bro, glad you're a loser faggot now
>>27907664
>a tranny prostitute kisses me every time I exit her house after the session
Nigga that's cute.Ask her out on a date
>be me
>friend takes photo of me
>i hide my face because i know i'm ugly
>"aww don't hide your face anon, you're beautiful."
I'm sure she did that out of pity, but it was still a nice compliment.
>>27909117
Nah, I'm sure she would be weirded out
Ugh, maybe I should. Worst case is she'll say no, right?
pic related
One girl said I was 'averagely attractive'
>>27908722
Atleast you know nothing's wrong with it inherently. I hope you overcome that shit and seize the day, anon!
>>27909188
I wanna bite and lick those lips so fucking much.
>>27909202
thanks pally, but I don't think I can make it. Damaged goods aren't exactly what a woman searches for a companion.
>>27909262
Well one chick obviously did, you thick dolt.
"you are a really hot man"
yes, she said "hot man". maybe I don't belong here.
>>27909277
I believe any justification has the same value, being it true or false doesn't matter.
I failed and I'm currently paying the consequences. That's it. I'm so scared of everything and everybody that I have to act as the most carefree and happy person I can think of, yet this acting of mine really tires me out and makes me wanna die from embarassement and sadness about seeing the truest form from others and not being able to reciprocate.
>inB4 b urself
Anyway, thank you lots. I didn't want to sound rude nor rough, yet I really am thankful for this little conversation. It made my night.
Have a good day my friend.
>>27907487
>Nicest thing a girl ever said about you
none
>>27908287
To be honest, fampai, I'm just pretty glad and proud of you that people would say that to you.
>tfw no one ever hugs me anymore
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NORMIES!!!! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
>>27909452
>not accepting compliments is normie
>not believing people is normie
>>27909359
have a good one, mayne
>>27909470
>getting complemented at all by a girl isn't normie
>>27909452
This. Robots can't talk to girls.
>thanks for handing that to me
>I love you
>You're a wonderful person
>You're super hot
>I'm so attracted to you
>You're smart, interesting, creative, and caring
>>27908771
I feel this way. I don't remember the last time someone that wasn't my mom said something nice to me.
I used to make people laugh in highshcool, I'm sure someone told me I was funny at one point.
>Have I ever done anything stupid while I'm blackout drunk like John?
>No you're actually really funny, you just look super drunk.
>I love you
>Kiss on the cheek
They were almost a relative by step-relation, but whatever. I'll take what I can get at this point.
>>27909565
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN ALPHA CHAD OVER HERE
>>27909452
DUDE. DUDE. Dude.
Listen to me.
Look.
Listen to me
Ask mommy for exactly one hundred buckazoids and find a hooker
Believe me, it will help.
>i got a hooker, it didn't help
is a meme.
>>27909621
nice try you won't fool me you alpha normie
>You will make a really good boyfriend for someone
that was 10 years ago. ive fucked a few fucking gross girls just to dull the edge in those ten years but ive never had a girlfriend
>>27907487
an asian prostitute said she would miss me once and that i was tall
>>27909645
Lol, bullshit.
I've had sex, with girls who actually wanted to have sex with me and didn't charge me money, and it didn't change me at all.
Having a long-term relationship did change me, though, but it probably did as much harm as good. I got much better at casual social interaction and taking physical care of myself and stuff, but also got much more anxiety and self-doubt from the experience, so basically I seem more like a normie now but am more fucked up than every internally.
Its so big!
>tpw 6 inches
>>27907487
>Relative does not count.
Oh ok then...
>you're not unattractive
>>27909565
Some of these are from a love note this girl I fucked gave me a week ago (only one girl has said she loves me though, and it's not her, despite signing off with Love,). She cheated on her boyfriend with me. She says she loves her boyfriend but I'm not so sure. Def gave me trust issues because I liked her and respected her before she did that to her bf. He still doesn't know.
"You have nice eyes, unfortunately your eyebrows look like shit"
You're a (very) cute guy. I wish I still was.
>>27909747
Eat shit fucking nigger
I think being called "interesting" is probably the nicest thing. I dont get much compliments
>>27909754
An Italian saying goes like this:
"Ogni scarrafone e' bello a mamma sua"
"Every cockroach is handsome for her momma."
>>27907487
>"hey, youre actually pretty cute"
It was followed by an "oh" but at least i look good from a certain angle
>"I really like your eyes, anon"
>Starts staring into my eyes for a solid 30 seconds.
It was a bit weird. Then again, she was a bit weird considering she used to freak out about open windows.
>>27909645
Nice try you filthy normie
>>27909811
Oh and: you're (very) intelligent. I still am, teehee.
>>27907487
Danced with a girl at our Winter Dance
She was bet by her friends to dance with me
When the song was over I told her I had just fallen in love with her
She backed away and said "thanks for not touching me"
Nicest thing a girl ever said to me
I stalk her online now
She wouldn't have danced with me if she didn't like me
I really love her, my Mom is really excited she might have grandkids
Life is starting to look better and better
>>27908100
>>27907941
A girl said that to me once. Maybe she was flirting, idk, too much of a KV to pick it up.
Also been told I have lovely eyes.
>You're the best lover I ever had
>Your dick feels sooooo good, you're huuuge oh my goood
>You're the smartest person I know
>I love you
>>27909819
nobody asked for a nigger language lesson you fucking brown asshole
italians are not welcome
go get an eye surgeon to fix your disgusting brown eyes
>>27907487
>You could fuck me
never did tho
>>27909875
lmao totally dude I belive you lol!
The last time a girl said anything to me, that isn't a relative, was 2 years ago and she said she liked my eyebrows.
>>27907487
I was teaching a girl how to use power tools to work wood. She couldn't get some wood piece cause it was heavy so I grabbed it and she said "I admire your strength and handiness"
The only time something like that was said to me by the opposite sex.
>"Wow, you got really cute."
Girl I ran into at the county fair. I was with my niece and hadn't seen this girl in 7 years.
>>27909875
granny really is kind isn't she
>>27909907
post you're eyebrows
>>27909879
>Italian, the language closer to latin
>nigger language
ayyy
>your the guy id call if i ever needed to dispose of a body
an odd mix of her knowing im weird, but also being okay with it and putting a whole lot of trust in me
>>27909959
>>Italian, the language closer to latin
like it fucking matters
italians are nothing but niggers
move it, tony
go bake pizzas in poverty somewhere else
>>27909898
You should be glad I made it
>>27909845oh, wow, I'm original
once a girl said to me im an ok person but thats it
She did tell me she loved me when we were together. But then again, way after she broke up with me and we remained "friends" whe confided in me she had never really loved me.
>>27909993
and why is that, little johnny
>>27909992
italo-americans are niggers tier, and I can agree to that.
But man, you do offend my feelings. Can you imagine being a poor robot in a country full of niggers and normies?
>>27907487
You're being told that you're worthless and miserable, and I'm trying to convey that you are a cool guy that can achieve literally anything, but for you the world has turnet to ashes.
From the same girl: ... but you're just humiliating yourself. You have a lovely face, which you always hide underneath your hood, and your eyes are very expressive. You could be a nice writer or a philosopher.
That's all I can remember. My crush used to tell me I have a cute face too, but that just doesn't mean much since she tried to not humiliate me by accident.
>>27909845
A.?
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>>27907487
I got told I look like Leonardo Dicaprio. Actually been told a couple times. Always by older ladies and nevver young cute ones.
>>27909940
I don't think they're anything special.
>>27907487
>I think I have a crush on this guy (me)
>Wow, you have such beautiful blue eyes
>"Hey, blue eyes"
>I always used to think about you: damn that guy is so devilishly hot and handsome
>Thats the best feeling ever (while having sex)
>I love you (from 3 different specimens)
I couldve played my cards better and gotten way more, but I guess im happy to compare it to the results of you losers.
>>27910047
>Can you imagine being a poor robot in a country full of niggers and normies?
No I can't lmaoyes i can T-T
>implying women ever say nice things to me
>>27910109
not bad
you got the I Love You t-t-t-t-triple combo
>>27907487
"I love how your dick feels"
>>27909999
Muh waifu noe
Also nice quads
>>27910159
>th.thank you dad...
>>27910049
Also the girl from my uni who's my praepostor (not sure if that's the correct word, well she's from my group and she's responsible for everything and makes decisions and such) once told me that I'm a nice guy, and pretty smart, but my problem is 'you're antisocial and very closed'. Not sure if this should be considered as a positive remark.
>>27910098
She was making fun of you. Your eyebrows are weak as fuck.
>>27907487
I've impressed girls with my acting ability, so mostly girls saying stuff like "we should get his autograph for when he's famous".
No girl has ever said I'm good-looking.except my mother
But a guy said I look like Johnny Depp, fucking bullshitter. If his fucking face melted, maybe.
>>27910187
Probably, like I said the last time a girl talked to me was 2 years ago.
>>27907487
"You remind me of Ozzy, all crazy and stuff with your ideas"
>>27910253
Maybe you're like me, I hit peak cuteness at about 10. Girls were crazy over me
Then puberty
>>27910181
No. She was encouraging you to be more open.
>>27910253
>>27910301
>tfw ugly kid
>tfw ugly teenager
>tfw ugly young adult
>tfw hit 25 and turned handsome
>>27910181
Antisocial means you torture small animals and manipulate people and abuse their emotions. Bitches dig dark triad but I think she was calling you a bad person.
>>27910187
>>27910243
No they aren't weak, they are objectively thick and sexy eyebrows
>>27910318
B-but I don't want to be more open, senpai. And she knows I'm not a talkative person. Some people are dicks.
>>27910333
She doesn't consider me a bad person. Guess that meant "you're a nerd-like guy" or whatever.
>>27909999
She is reacting to your quads in that gif
>>27910331
Did you lose weight? Pretty much everyone's objectively better looking when they're thin
>>27907487
That i write pretty good stories.
Too bad i betrayed her and fucked up the only relation i had with a girl.
>I really like working with you, it's good to have someone to run things I'm not sure by
Said the other night. Can't think of anything else. A girl once included my name in a list of people that are "not bad looking" if that counts.
>>27910388
Nah, I was never fat. I grew a beard and gained a bit of muscle.
>I always like seeing you, Anon. You're such a a great guy.
>I'd fancy you if you were more outgoing
How do I fake confidence lads?
>>27908884
A good response to this is to tell the bitch that she's right an that there are much prettier and interesting girls out there that are better than her. Gotta learn how to crush their egos once they start getting full of themselves.
>>27910432
You dont fake it
You drink it or inhale it
>>27910483
I drink it but then I get too sloppy drunk after awhile
>>27907487
I always find smiling at me and laughing at my jokes the nicest thing a girl can do.
but thas cos I have the autism and don't understand normal human communication
"You are interesting and your voice is so amazing"
"You have such a beautiful face"
>tfw she has a boyfriend
>y'know, your dick, face, body, and brain wouldn't really work if you were taller. you'd just be too much and come off as inhuman. but you're small, so you're a scrappy little hottie.
my high test amazon fwb, pic related
I also like being compared to fictional characters and public figures I admire
>Holden Caulfield, you're LITERALLY him
tell me I'm an edgy teen
>>27910659
How tall is she and how tall are you?
>>27908144
Something like that but worse to me.
A girl fall in love with me, we went on a relationship started by her for 3-4 years. Then she became a lesbian out of nowhere and then hate me. Fuck Fuck
>>27909992
Woah, hang on a second man. You're talking about Sicilians and Southern Italians.
We Northern Italians are totally different. Pale, light straight hair, more closely related to Swiss and Austrians than we are to Southerners, and pretty much all of Italy's great non-culinary creations come from the north, from art and architecture to weapons and sports cars. Don't lump us in with a bunch of guido mafiosos.
They do make some pretty fucking good food down there, though.
>>27910732
5'9 155, 6'1 195
papale
>>27910659
>pic related
holy fucking shit she is a goddess
how tall is she
I'm 6'2 so would she enjoy my height
>You're like a cute puppy. A cute, grumpy puppy that wants to bite everyone's ass.
>>27910823
> 5'9 - 155
> 6'1 - 195
??
>>27910823
you are so wrong it hurts me
>>27910810
>excuse me im northern italian therefore white
LMAO DUDE YOU ARE A LIVING MEME
CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH
TRY NOT TO GET MUD ON THE PAPER, BROWNIE
>>27910659
Wait, you're not in BC are you? She looks a lot like somebody I used to know.
>>27910832
well she's fucked over 20 guys in her life and I was the only one smaller than her. but I was also the best she ever had, so IDK.
I didn't want to be her boyfriend so she got a boyfriend who is taller than her. I cucked him. she told him, he stayed with her but said it can't happen again, so she cut contact with me.
she told me she got "raped" once 2 years ago but now that I think about it probably wasn't really rape.
>>27910832
get out manlet
>>27910880
those three digit numbers are weights, in pounds.
my bad, if you thought I was trying to give cm values.
>>27910823
>5'9 155, 6'1 195
are you autistic?
6'1 is like 184
>>27910945
stop putting letters on a screen and post more pictures of her so I can fap and get a good nights sleep
>>27910947
>manlet
>6'2
I bet I am taller than your entire family, faggot
>That bee keeps flying around you cause you're so sweet
>Look how cute he is with that cat, you're ready to be a father
>You look handsome when you shave
22 y.o. virgin btw
>>27910966
Yeah that is pretty confusing honestly.
>>27910927
Oh fuck off, my uncle just had one of those DNA tests done and there wasn't an ounce of brown to be found.
>>27910966
sorry then.
btw she doesn't look 200 pounds dude
more pics of her NOW
>>27911002
you are a filthy brown man
search your feelings, tony. you know it to be true
>>27910971
her instagram is @thethiqvegan
there's not a single picture of me on there so go ahead and fap, my nigga
>there are lots of pictures of the lanklet cuck because she tries to make them look like the perfect couple
"You're an enigma"
A discussion between two of my coworkers, A is a generally very clueless girl and B is a chill older woman. They were discussing about something and the word of my language meaning "hunk" come up.
>A: what's a hunk?
>B: aah, how can I explain it to you.. It's someone like Anon. Let me check the official meaning
>"a man who's usually muscular, handsome and has a lot of sex appeal"
>B: yeah, pretty much Anon
One time I was complaining of wrist pain from too much osu! and a girl said '' be careful '' or something like that.However, the part that got me was that she genuinely cared , you could see it in her voice, facial expressions etc, and she was really worried.
Also several girls complimented my hair and another girl told me i'm smart.
>>27911059
shes a tall vegan and she cheats a lot?
I know that tale too well, my friend
anyhow thanks for the fap material, anon
god bless you
>>27911009
she feels like 200 lbs when she's sitting on your face/cock
>>27910839
i cant decide what to make of this
>>27911144
Got any nudes? I need to study her further.
>>27911144
>@thethiqvegan
she named her fucking instagram after being a fatso and makes attention whore "tell me im not faaaaaaattttt" tier jokes on each chance
she also brags about saving cute animals but not being one of the quadrillion trillion people that DO eat dead tasty and useless dumb animals
she sounds like a cunt, dude
>>27910971
that's odd because I'm 6'10'', and my dad is 6'6'' uncle is 6'9'' , ya little fucking manlet
>>27907487
>you look kind of intimidating but you actually are a pretty nice guy
>I love you too but you are just so far away and I can't handle the distance
She's dating someone else.
>>27911173
she actually did tell me she had a tumblr where she posts anonymous nude pictures, but I don't know how to find that.
maybe some hacker known as 4chan can find it using her instagram or name or something, I'm stupid with computers.
>>27909359
I relate to all your posts on a personal level, hope you have a worthwhile life breh
>>27911211
nice evidence to prove these wild tales, man
and I'm 8'5 while we are at it
>>27908975
>being this much of a normieoriginal commento
>You have soft hair
>As she was touching my hair
>>27907487
"You're hot. I love you."But guess what, it was a bet with her friend because she and her friend were giggling and looking at me prioralso i'm a awkward ugly stupid piece of shit
>>27911202
yeah she's pretty "basic" and "normie" in a lot of ways, that's why she wasn't girlfriend material
but she was a lot fun, and can actually hold a conversation as well and entertain alternative viewpointsfrom socio-chad, that is
This desu. He just sent it before he left for work today.
>>27911248
There's no way to prove anything on the internet
>>27911340
That is why I'm taller than you
>>27911247
You too
Let's roll and be happy.
>>27911353
top kek
uriginel
>>27911326
he is the true supreme gentleman
are you 8" stainless steel garden grill or a gay homosexual man who likes to have sex with men
>>27911426
I'm a girl and I want him to be my bf and it seems like he wants to be my bf but who even knows
>your cooking is the best
>you're amazing with your tongue
From my roommate.
>>27911483
>.th-thank you stan
>kinda wei..uh.. weird of a compliment but thank you...
Some chick called me an asshole once after i was being a complete asshole.
>>27911504
I'm about 80% sure she doesn't have a penis, because she started a fwb thing with me and I have had her on my face and cock several times each. Some master-level tucking if there's one there.
>>27911471
post feet and BMI
or wait, post BMI first then I'll decide if I want feet
let's automate that, you are a smart girl
if you got a good BMI... THEN post feetdef post tits though
"your beard is always perfectly trimmed"
"Awww, you don't have to be shy"
"Your hair is so soft"
to bad that literally every girl I know has a boyfriend
>You're really smart
>You're really nice
this cute blonde blue eyed girl with the most amazing tits (i wish i could get my hands on them) that I can't work up the courage to ask out because of my fear of rejection
>>27911577
>literally every girl I know has a boyfriend
KEK EMsounds a lot like a dubs check doesn't it
>Oh my god anon, your so tall and strong!
Too bad I'm a fucking social autist.
>>27907487
Its a weird day today, im a priest
>>27910810
ma va a cacare coglione
"You're the only person I talk to in this class"
That made me feel great. Then she started talking to everyone else. Fuck me.
>>27911535
My BMI is in an average limit and my feet are ugly. I'm sorry, anon.
>>27907487
>You're cute
pretty much the only compliment I've heard from a girl
>have to read outloud in HS
>finish my section
>"I love it when you read anon, your voice just seems so calming and smooth"
To be honest I wonder if it was sarcasm but I took it as a compliment.
>>27911645
>have my clitoris
this chick is hilarious
>>27908818
>tfw only women who have ever said they'd miss me were relatives
>>27911645
>im a priest
LMAO WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING CHRISTFAG
>halloween party
>8/10 girl and me chatting
>calls me mr creepy bones due my skull mask
>take it off later on cause its fucking warm
>"oh.. well forget what i said about creepy"
t-that counts right? She seemed cheerfully surprised seeing my face
>I like your voice
What did she mean by this?
>>27911863
Triggered the fedora tipper
>>27911910
thanks mr. sketlal
>>27911910
she was surprised because skeletons dont have faces
A few girls have compliments my ass before.
"I don't this to get too far. I'm sorry anon, you're so sweet and I can't let you get hurt. Let's just be friends, if that's still possible"
it wasn't
>>27912007
oh would you please shut up
being an atheist doesn't automatically make you fedora. buttmad christfags spread that lie so it seems like it
I used to work at a food stand at the mall and this girl who always said hi when she walked by came and had lunch with me once. It was nice.
>>27912354
Ouch. That's a nice way to stop an advance. Sorry it didn't work out
l-like I care about what roaches say about me. Not like I w-want compliments or anything, stupid roaches
>>27912485
fucking roasties dude...fucking roasties
>>27909138
Yea, kindly like that friendly trend going around, "everyone is beautiful" or commenting on land whales Fb pictures "you're beautiful" . It's trendy and to them being a faked nice giving fake compliments boosts thief ego to thinks no they're doing the right thing. And good will come to them.
>>27907487
>you're cute
she was butt ugly and smelled. then again, i smelled too. (although i wasn't butt ugly).
another girl at work told a guy to tell me that i have a nice ass. wtf
