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Hello everyone, I'm a 6/10 fembot. I really want to initiate something with my guy friend. He has lots of attractive female friends but has been single for a while. He's the life of the party kind of guy who's quite popular and out of my league but it wouldn't hurt to try would it? The girls he hangs out with it don't really see him as fugg material (he isn't traditionally attractive) so that might help me a bit. He just sees me as one of the guys at this point, what are some foolproof seduction tips? All i've tried so far is making lots of eye contact which isn't helping my case much.
Show us your ugly face.
orgiginigle
literally just take off your pants and tell him to stick his penis inside you
>>27907471
Tell him about it when he's alone.
If he's a decent person he won't tell about it everyone else if he doesn't feel the same.
>>27907471
Ask him to have sex with you. Do you not realize how easy it is to get sex as a female? It doesn't matter that you're below average, it doesn't matter that he's out of your league. You're living life on easy mode, you don't have to put in any effort. Just tell him what you want and there's at least a 90% chance he'd be willing to at least fuck you.
Also "fembots" don't exist, stop calling yourself that.
>>27907471
No chance.
He doesn't even see you as something sexual.
Unless you literally move in and spend hours a day invading his personal space it will never twig. You don't understand how busy it is inside a man's head.
Your best bet is to be honest and straightforward if you're somehow able to say to a man "I find you attractive and want to be with you".
In future please post on
>>>/adv/
This is an ironic parody board.
>>27907562
Unironically this. Men don't need seduction since not all of us are psychopaths unlike women
Kiss him and stick your hand down his pants.
Done.
>>27907562
Honestly, this is pretty much it.
I have no idea why women think they need to go though some convoluted bullshit to get men to like them. Ask if he wants to fuck, or hook up, or whatever you want to call it, and if he's attracted to you he'll say yes, if not he'll say no.
It's not rocket science, and the fact that so many women are convinced that it has to be some kind of ridiculous game where you seduce the guy into coming onto you is why dating is such an enormous pain in the ass.
>>27907471
>Asking robots how to seduce a Chad
Theres your problem
>>27907471
>fembot
>guy friend
Why do you people still come here?
>>27907604
>a girl wanting to seduce a chad
literally take off your pants and tell him to fuck you
>a girl wanting to seduce a robot
literally TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND TELL HIM TO FUCK YOU
>>27907546
>>27907579
this is it though, we're like shoot the shit friends. he talks about his other friends as "the girls" not including me
Quit fucking Chad and go fuck a robot instead. Fucking "fembots"
>>27907691
saged
you fell for the bait roastie
>>27907691
cant tell if tranny or not
>>27907691
>a single post of coaxing and you're already willing to go full attention whore with your ugly shitskin mug
lel
"fembots" everyone
>>27907691
K E K
E
K
You're a 4/10 at best. And only if he likes asians (most people don't)
>>27907691
He might not be into asians.
>>27907691
Fucking kek you fucked up
pic related
>>27907788
i'm only half asian, can he be 50% interested
>>27907841
Your face is virtually full on asian. Dark eyes, hair, skin (I assume SEA parent?). You might be taller but that's it.
Do as the sex anons posted. If it doesn't work, then that faggot certainly doesn't want chinks.
Now post your tits for the wonderful advice we gave you.
>>27907877
>Now post your tits
Do you have to reek desperation in every post involving women?
>>27907691
>>27907841
Fucking chinks, at least wear some make up dammit
>>27907691
You're a solid 6 if he likes Asians
t.yellow fever faggot
>>27907901
Yes.
Origianalo.
>>27907691
Post a pic of him too
>>27907901
>desperation
Projecting a bit?
If r9k wasn't infested by redditors literally post in this thread should have contained the default response. Alas beta faggotry runs strong lately.
Now, OP. Tits.
>>27907901
Really, what did you expect?
>>27907691
God of mercy. You fembots are so beautiful and yet you still come to this digusting board filled bitter people. Op please dont listen to the negative comments this stupid anons will tell you. These fucks hate women and have the chad mentality of thinking women as hump and dump objects. Please respect youself Op
>>27908019
>You fembots are so beautiful
>>27908019
>that
>beautiful
nigga you trippin or something?
>>27908019
Don't post my waifu with that cancerous shit you gigantic faggot.
>>27908019
Found the desperation.
>>27908019
gr8 b8 there m8, gonna make some folks ir8
>>27907691
tbqh if you ask me to, I'd fuck you
good make up, nice dress and you're good to go, gather your courage and tell him how you feel alsojust be yourself
>>27907914
This is my full face o slap, do i look whiter?
i honestly hate my shitskin, i have a shitskin name too (half malaysian which is low tier af)
i've never touched him before, aside from hi5s and the like, so i dont think the ambush sex would work. I was wondering if u guys had things i could say that were really casual and not panic inducing that could work.
>>27908055
I dont understand how he is desperate. He cant meet her anyways.
Not every person who is semi kind to people is a white knight
>>27908076
Having that amount of self-hatred won't help you.
>>27908076
>so i dont think the ambush sex would work
>this is what females actually believe
>>27908097
White knights seek positive feedback from women, not just sex.
>>27908076
Ariana Grande?
Original Commento
>>27908076
Please go to soc/tumblr/reddit. This board is not meant for you, roastie
>>27908076
why are you attention whoring this hard you desperate chink
>>27908076
>"hey chad lets fuck"
>wont work
sage your responses anons.
>>27908076
Now you look like a stacy (roastie)
It's ok, because I bet my life that the dude you're trying to ''seduce'' is a pretty boy chad
>>27908076
escalate physical contact over time, maybe a period of 2-4 weeks, he'll get the hint
if he doesnt, initiate after those 4 weeks
btw ur not a 6, you're 5 without makeup and 5.5 with sorry. you're not ugly by any means but you can't be described as "above average"
>>27908076
Holy shit m8, why such low self esteem?
Also you look ok.
>>27908076
> omg guyZ Iz soo ugly right XD I am like 6/10
Seriously not to sound like a white knight but you are beautiful the only reason you posted this was for attention from thirsty betas. About this chad thing though literally get drunk alone with him and pounce him it's literally not that hard.
You realize that even if you act really aggressive and hook up with him you're just going to get more attached and he won't necessarily feel the same? Then you're going to feel worse
>>27908076
>calling yourself a shitskin
Wew.
>>27908076
Look.
How much do you want this?
You think telling a boy you like him is the scariest thing you'll ever do?
Just do it or give up. Nothing else will get through.
Why do you want to fuck him?
>>27908192
Found a shitskin.
>>27908076
The white nerdy guy you're into can *literally* get a girl who isn't an annoying, self-hating headcase.
You have to come on to him strongly at this point.
>>27907471
>wanna fuck?
Et voila. Not even trying to sound edgy or anything but that is literally what you'll have to do 95% of the time if you want to get a guy to fuck you and you're not deformed.
>>27908183
>you are beautiful
wew lad, your standards are low as heck
>>27907471
On the off chance this is real why don't you stop being autistic and tell him your interested. You probably don't even like him, it's obvious your interested because he's the life of the party and you admire it. Just tell him how you feel, but most likely you will realize that you don't actually like him. Also don't offer him sex, the moment you become a slut that's all he will see you as, have some self respect.
>>27908247
>Also don't offer him sex, the moment you become a slut that's all he will see you as, have some self respect.
you're retarded. she's implying she has known him for a while and they are friends/half friends
it's not like she just met the guy...
>>27908076
Lets think about this.
So he is obvi a chad and has looks/friends/success going.
What do you bring to the table? You look like shit so thats obviously out. Are you smart? Med student? Are you funny?
>>27908239
How so?
>stopcockblockingmeyoufuckingniggerrobot
We are pretty close friends, we go out hiking, play vidya together, when he had a gf we talked about her. He's never implied attraction to me really. so I don't have anything to work with. Should i lean on him? touch his arm?? where do guys liked to be touched (besides dick)
>>27908292
Just ask him out. You are so fucking pretty.
>>27908292
Say "I like you". Do it you coward.
Fun fact guys hate being touched. The last time another man laid a hand on me I tried to kill him.
>>27908308
Ever realized how beta you are?
>>27908262
If she isn't dating him already it's a slutty thing to do. Maybe you live in some shithole were that's acceptable but normal people call that kind of person a slut.
>>27907471
Men are simple. When you both are drinking together just say"we're gonna screw later". If he wants to bone you just wait until a decent song comes on and rub your butt on his crotch to the music... its not hard to get a man aroused .
>>27908292
Alright roastie, just watch some tv or movie with him on his couch and sit close to him. Then just move closer and eventually try to be touching or rest your head on him during the show. See if he responds to that. Whatever you do it will have to be physical but seem natural, you cant just ask him to be your bf, thats awkward
>>27907691
>tfw no fembot girl friend who needs help on how to win your heart over.
What the fuck? Just talk to him and then kiss him. Have you never hooked up with anyone before?
>>27907471
You have to realize men are more scared of engaging you than you are of them. Just know that you are always the killer and the dude is the prey.
>>27908292
>Should i lean on him? touch his arm??
yes, but work up to it
if he says something funny put your hand on him while laughing, if you're playing vidya playfight him jokingly if you lose
just obvious shit you retard jesus christ
If you're still here OP/roastie then I've got some tips. If he is typically unsuccessful with women the trick is to convince him that you might actually want to be with him.
>focus your attention on him
If he isn't retarded then he should notice you enjoy his company
>make the two of you a "duo"
Make it so he feels confortable looking to you in social situations. You want to become his first pick when around multiple people.
>encourage doing stuff with him
It's okay to ask for or insinuate doing something together. If it seems like you genuinely want to spend time with him his confidence with you will skyrocket.
>wear slutty-ish clothes in situations with lots of people
Catch his eye, be the one he sees out of everyone else
>focus on looking "pretty" when it's just the two of you
He needs to see you as a sex figure so you stand out, when it's just the two of you making him believe you're some ethereal being designed to steal his heart is key.
Also unless your body is something nasty you're like a 7/10, don't undersell yourself.
Wait until you're alone and sitting next to each other, then just hop into his lap, straddling him. Put your hand on his chest, lean up close and whisper in his ear
"I bet my dick is bigger than yours"
Or tell him how you feel, but I'd go with the first option.
>>27908097
Am very desperate for her anon. I just trying give het a nice advice. Some people in this board are pure evil and sadistic to point were they would even surport any beta uprising that ever happens.
I want her to feel safe her. These memes arent absolute.
>>27908329
>hate being touched
That would be the autism, anon.
tell him you want to fug
Swallow your pride and ask him out, risk rejection like men have to.
Alright, I'll give this thread the benefit of the doubt since I've been in the business for quite some time, and holy shit there is a lot of racist trash in this board.
So, you really want this guy OP? Well, there's some good advice in here but I get the feeling you actually want someone to hold your hand through these steps.
Yeah, you need to make the first move. If this guy is surrounded by women it's your job to get his attention and make your intentions clear that you want to take things further.
Secondly, you gotta dress the part, and not just "slutty", but strategic. Your shorts? Make them shorter, NOW, and find some stockings if you can, they don't even have to match. Also, a tight shirt with long sleeves makes a good combination with that set, just keep the colors vibrant and feminine too, pinks, yellows, greens and blacks are all good. Stay away from grays, blues, and white. That shit stains easily and makes you look like a gravy dumpster.
Also pay attention to details, wearing a belt will make your shorts tighter around your ass, and it makes you look just that more conscious about your appearance which is attractive, when choosing jewelry be modest, but some bracelets or a choker can really make a good look with where I am going.
Shoes? CONVERSE, CONVERSE, CONVERSE, don't make me say it again.
One last fashion detail, it doesn't matter what perfume you wear, but spray something on, it's better than smelling like shit.
Other than that, when you meet up with him you should feel comfortable with hanging out with him, and don't just place your hand on him, actually take HIS hand, and place it on yourself when he isn't paying attention, the best spots of course will be either your lap, thighs, breasts, or otherwise, it doesn't have to be sexual, just intimate.
You have the means to make this happen, so make it happen, and keep us updated.
>>27908751
t. fairy god mother
>>27908751
Don't take this advice.
He's just trying to force his personal taste on you.
>>27908751
I'll let you in on a 4chan secret senpai. Sexual frustration manifests in many ways, and one of the big ways is racism.
>>27907691
You look like that tranny kid on TLC
>>27908751
lol what a pitiful faggot
thanxroboto
>>27908855
>Personal taste
Don't even pretend like my tips didn't get your rocks off.
>>27908998
they were pretty shitty m8
i dont know what to tell you, it isnt like everyone else agrees with me or anything
>>27907471
>attractive female friends
kek u mean fuck buddies. guys don't have female friends unless they got friend zoned. the aim is always pussy.
>>27909030
dont lie to her
9/10 times a guy gets nothing out of girls
>>27909020
Well, they don't, and I've been a creep shot analyst since the great year 2012. I think I know my material and you're just trying to upstage me.
>>27909045
ur the one lying. guys may get nothing, that doesn't mean they're not trying to every single time though.
>>27909062
you referred to them as fuck buddies
doesnt that mean something actually has to be going on?
>>27909053
This is a special type of autism I'm unfamiliar with.
>>27908751
>shoes
>converse
Why are you trying to make her a stacy?
The REAL shoes you should be wearing are any shoes you're comfortable with.
A guy likes a cool grill who's real about life and know comfort > asthetics
>>27907691
bad angle imo
5/10 in the picture, 6/10 in better picture
just go up to him and ask, guys don't like it when you beat around the bush
>>27909132
>guys don't like it when you beat around the bush
i like to beat off and cum on bush though
>>27907691
>SEA genetics
Absolutely subhuman
>>27908590
Woman poster detected.
Ever see two men touch eachother casually during conversation?
Never happens.
>>27909104
>comfort > aesthetics
That is incorrect sir. People die for fine aesthetics.
Comfort on the other hand is one too many beef burritos dressed in a university hoody, gray sweat pants, and flip flops.
>>27909167
>implying being touched by another man is the equivalent of being touched by a woman
>>27907691
>qt grill
>goes for chad
>will likely get fucked by chad and not date him
Why does the r9k narrative repeat itself so often, and WHY is it so accurate EVERY time?
>>27907691
>>27908076
You're very cute.
When it comes to seduction, try being physically closer. Also try to be more...affectionate. Nothing blatant if you want to be sneaky but don't leave any "I may hug you and stuff but you're just a friend x3" doubts in his head. Too many chicks like to be close but later say it didn't mean anything.
Good luck qt.
>>27908076
Show us your tits you subhuman whore
>>27909170
>people die for fine aesthetics
Those are the roastie-tier stacy shits we should all ignore.
>hoody, gray sweat pants, flip flops
Those are the grills we on r9k would actually have something in common with. I recommend going for those.
But that's the thing, isnt it? Robots only find it hard to get a grill because they go for the Stacy in the top of the social hierarchy, instead of the quiet qt chubby nerd grill that you might actually have fun with.
>natural selection is in effect and they're not even realizing it
>>27909216
>too many chicks like to be close but later say it didn't mean anything
I haven't seen something more true in my life. 90% of my insecurity with women roots from women not being upfront with their un/interest.
I have had too many times when a girls hug me, put theirs hand on my thigh, kiss me on the cheeck, even grab my ass and then turn around and say they were never interested in me.
>>27909189
If I were a woman I'd be very hesitant to out of the blue touch a guy.
You don't know if he's conditioned himself to judo throw aggressors over his shoulder or deliver a fatal ki blast.
The average man can kill you in over 700 ways with just his bare hands.
>>27909264
I really need to stop posting here. I shouldn't try to socialize to autists.
>>27909236
Oh, where are my manners.
I never actually said once in this thread that my advice was for robots.
Oh, no no no no no no my good sir, you are sadly mistaken.
I'm offering advice on how to be
*~-AeStHeTiC-~*
Period.
>>27908121
Why do /r9kers/ even entertain attention whores. Board is full of bitch ass niggas.
Post pics of the Chad and I'll tell you what your chances are.
>>27909200
It's not the r9k narrative it's the human one that's been going on as long as there have been people.
>>27907471
All my friends that are girls are extremely attractive.
But none of them are fucking me, so i fuck a 6/10
But she actually likes Star Trek and none of my hot friends do so that's the main reason, similar tastes
>>27909288
I didn't mean it like that, I just meant that being
A E S T H E T I C
will only attract stacies, which might be good for a fuck, but aren't good as a gf.
>>27907471
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE ROASTIE WHORES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27909337
Sigh*
Such a primordial fear holds such a bitter spite against the brazen image of civility, high culture, and fashion.
>>27908076
You're very beautiful, and this is coming from a person who doesn't usually like Asians.
>>27908076
you are actually pretty hot. if he is horny he whould definitely let you suck his cock.
>>27909275
Jokes on you, I'm just pretending to be retarded.
>>27909511
this just wait for the horny moment
its so cute when I see young people get nervous over situations like these. liking someone, not knowing how to express those feelings, feeling alone. heh, I think we all used to have those feels when we were young. but then stopped. somewhere along my 2nd I stopped giving a fuck. even when my wife divorced it was like "meh". damn I look at threads like these and realise how old I really am. is 35 old? pretty sure it is. I remember posting on 4chan from iraq lmao. there's a pic floating somewhere - a gun, desert in the background, and a paper "sup /b/?". fuck lol I made that thread in like 2005 or some shit. time sure flies.
anyways as for your problem OP, I don't see the problem. you obviously like the guy. just start getting closer to him, touchy feely. also alcohol. alcohol drives men insane. they'll fuck anything. and that's how it all starts lol. sex first, feelings later. doesn't work out usually but who cares, you're young. I was too.
btw, don't marry a person until you've lived TOGETHER (same room) for AT LEAST three years.
>>27907691
Don't listen to all the /r9k/ basement dwellers, they call you ugly and attention whoring but they just sit around in the basement with their fat acne ridden bodies shitting on everyone else because they couldn't get a partner and succeed because they are ugly and set unrealistically high standards for other people
>You may be ugly or 6/10 at best to them, but you are in the top 1% for robots
>They sit here shitting on everyone else all day because they don't have anything else to do because they failed
>/r9k/ are literally failed normies
>>27909602
Let the thirst flow through you...
>>27909733
What thirst? I know I have failed but I'm not going to let others be dragged to where I am
>Also OP fuck off and never come on 4chan ever again, this isn't the place for you
>>27909602
>whiteknighting this hard
That's even worse than just spamming: "get out normies, reee"
>>27908468
these are actually good tips breh. ty
>>27907691
you look 13 to me
>>27907471
Fuck off and die you silly skank.
>>27910332
>implying that isn't the hottest thing about her
>>27907691
You're pretty cute. Def better than a 6/10. It's pretty easy, just be flirty. Tease him and say things like "you know you love me" etc. he's a guy-- this won't be hard at all. Dress up and show yourself off. Make him want you. Make him chase you.
>>27910359
maybe the guy she's after doesn't want to fugg a girl that looks like a child
>>27907691
GOD DAMMIT WHY !!!
I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT
I FUCKING HATE CHADS
FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
>>27910475
You might still have a chance, we don't like Asians
t. Chad
Asians are the lowest tier.
Because Chads are forced to be PC in social settings we put black women at top tier(really just to convince blacks whitey wants them so they have to try and "show us up")
And white women are middle tier because they aren't hard to bang and you could make an athletic decent looking non-Elliot shoot-em-up
kinda kid and we get along better.
>>27908076
You are pretty
you most likely just got dumped by someone and know of /r9k/ cuz /soc/ so you can here wanting a self-esteem bost
please leave I am trying to at least get to 15 days on no fap and you are not helping
>>27907471
>Tfw I wish this girl was talking about me.
>>27910546
Chad, how hard is it to rape a women
because I given up and I don't want to turn 26 and still be a virgin so please tell it is easy
>>27910630
You don't need to rape
literally
>be in shape
>don't go for the hottest cutest girls
>be confident
>be normal
>be funny
>wing it, don't practice
>act kinda like she's your friend, but start flirting and making suggestions
>"We should go out drinking"
>"When are you gonna come and see my place?"
>"When's the next party?"
Don't let her yammer on about herself, only ask her questions that will give you an opportunity to talk about yourself, interrupt her and change the subject if you need to, let her know she's not as special as the media makes her out to be.
This board has the lowest standards of attractiveness(both in males and females) of any human beings on the planet most likely. Fucking aboriginals have higher standards for calling someone(and themselves) handsome than you guys.
>>27907471
>>27910619
>TFW same face
She'll make a terrific temp. cum dump
>>27908019
this is literally you
>>27910805
But I'm not gay. I am only interested in cute girls. Let me clarify. How hard is it to to rape cute girls?
>>27907562
This. It's simple straightforward and is guaranteed to work, the worst thing that could happen is a few seconds of disbelief on his face....then he'll get right down to it and may actually respect you more for having the balls (figuratively) to do what every other girls simply can't.
>>27910805
By "dont go for the hottest cutest girls" this anon means "go for the girls you actually like, instead of only wanting to get your dick wet".
I agree with him.
>>27907585
From the male perspective seduction or "flirting" is considered more of a chore or nuisance than the fun worship party girls believe it to be.
We can do without that shit.
>>27907471
where do you find this retarded shit picture? its pure cancer.
>>27910942
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>>27908121
>>27908076
>don't think it would work
IT WILL WORK
If you're too retarded to understand this there is nothing more that can be said.
>>27910998
Well then, spend your life in a concrete box getting raped dude.
The hottest cutest chicks are most likely roasties, Stacies are roasties.
The hottest cutest girls are usually arrogant too.
However, there are exceptions, you could find a really hot chick and marry her maybe you won't even have to be rich or super attractive, you can always hope, but don't waste your time that you could be using to fuck average or even ugly girls,(or dating/getting married) waiting for the perfect one.
>>27910805
Rape is a natural part of human evolution.
If you want to rape someone you should do it and just say fuck the consequences
>>27908064
Fat man always makes me laugh
>>27911031
If that's what he meant he would have said it. He was quite clear in advising I avoid the girls I actually want and that I should just chase uggos to get my dick wet.
>>27907691
I'd say yes if you asked. if that means anything...
thanks for the advice everyone. im seeing him in 4 hours and i put one of those shit tumblr chokers on for maximum effectiveness. godpseed me
>>27911478
Nasty crow hands. Good luck.
>>27907471
justbe yourself.
you can't trick someone into liking you. just invite him out on a date or whatever. actually, go ask /adv/, they'll probably have better advice than anyone here.
>>27911478
This picture is the best one. I'd plant my white seed inside of you.
>OP will be fucked by Chad tonight and you just got cucked again.
>Right on this board, your last bastion against normies
>>27911623
pol is that way m80 >>>>>>/pol/catalog
>>27911786
If I was /pol/ I would refuse to plant my white seed in anything but the finest of pure white wombs my friend.
>>27911872
They have daily yellow fever threads actually...
>>27908076
Just kill yourself, Roastie
Chad does not want you
just fucking fuck him you fucking fuck
>>27909602
You are the ultimate beta, why are you even on this board?
>>27911255
Not worth it at all
>>27912074
Really? I guess if there's any board that racebait would work better than here, it's /pol/.
>>27911647
Too true sempai. Jesus Christ, what went wrong on this board?
youre adorable, good luck
>>27909602
she's not gonna fuck you dumb ass, stop trying to white knight
>>27909253
The one thing worse than getting no attention from girls is getting a small taste but never getting to indulge
>>27911478
There's only one thing you're lacking...
