I made it robots. Here's my story
> be me
> ugly as fuck, 2/10 face, manlet 5'5
>due to a traumatic brain injury as a child i have a voice that makes me sound like a literal retard
>go to college, STEM masterrace
>meet qt (pic related, its her)
> get the balls to ask her to lunch
>she says yes
> I don't totally sperg out and we start hanging out on a regular basis
>fast forward to out final year together.
> ask her out, she says yes
> didnotexpectthis.jpg
> ask herwhy she said yes
>" anon your the nicest guy I've ever met. How could I not love you?"
> best day of my life
> fast forward to the present, we are engaged and I've never been happier
I'm gonna make it bros.
>>27907214
Stop photographing random women and daydreaming, m8.
>>27907262
Fuck you this is real
Lol she looks like a meth addict porch monkey
>>27907214
Teach me senpai. Can you post your face? I cannot believe you are 2/10
Haha congrats mate... Random question what kind of medicine do you take
>>27907281
So you're her beta provider? She's probably just cucking you with chad on the side. All women are like that.
Literally happened to me last week, also a 5'5 manlet but I guess I'm more like a 6 or 7 face. Pretty much everything is the same except for the retard sounding part, but instead I have light stuttering.
It's so bizarre thinking that someone actually loves me.
>>27907299
I don't take any meds dudebro
>>27907214
if this is even real, which it isn't, then let me say this. ur a fucking mark. u didn't succeed u idiot, u got sucked in. now, when u get married, she'll stop giving a shit and get fat, then she'll pop out some little idiots, sit on her ass, get bored with u, cheat, then take all ur shit, and all ur money. enjoy that, asshole.
>>27907316
Nah mang, she's loyal. She's has her own issues and is actually afraid of most men. She told me she felt comfortable around me because I'm not intimidating
>>27907296
this
if you are really 2/10, which is eggman level, there is no way
Good luck friend. I hope all goes well for you, love is a beautiful thing
>>27907359
She doesn't like sex so I can't picture her cheating.
She Has sex with me only because she knows I like it
>>27907392
>she doesn't like sex
LOL
O
L
when women say that, it just means they don't like having sex with you. All people like sex
>>27907214
>xbox
absolutely degenerate enjoy your roastie
>>27907376
Okay maybe I'm not a 2/10 but I have really lowself esteem. Not gonna post my face because I can't take getting ripped on
>>27907392
oh, fuck man, u met a crazy kek. have fun with that shit. i'm already betting u'll do some time for an insane lie she tells cops at some point in ur short marriage.
>>27907407
She told me she's asexual, she was also abused a a child and has trouble with physical contact
I'm glad shes making you happy anon. I hope things work out for you bud.
Just be really careful about marriage and what not, Im sure youve ready plenty of horror stories. You arent a special snowflake and those things can happen to you (I truly hope they dont).
Good luck man, you have my blessing.
>>27907462
Oh dude, nevermind the good luck, you're getting cucked mate. She says she doesn't like sec only because it is with you, and she sounds damaged as fuck. You are just being her friend on a new level, this relationship is likely going to end in cuckery and heartbreak. Drop asap
>>27907462
yeah man, of course. u didn't need to tell us that. we already get that she's a walking pile of crazy.
>>27907214
>making shit up on the internet
LOL
>>27907499
Thanks bro. I know she's not perfect, but she's extreamly kind and loving and helps me with all my selfesteem bullshit.
>>27907506
Nah man, I love her and believe in her.
>>27907523
You don't have to believe me but its real.
I'm sorry you're so cynical
>>27907558
well, have fun gettin cucked bro. Remember, don't come back and tell us we were right tho. we'll know already.
>>27907592
She'd never do that to me
>>27907622
It's ok OP, you're fine trusting her. Remember most other anons are all virgin cucks.
>>27907214
>>" anon your the nicest guy I've ever met. How could I not love you?"
You honestly had me up to here. Troll harder.
>>27907656
Thanks man, I've known her for years I know I can trust her
>>27907214
Congratulations.
Make her happy.
Ignore these jealous meme spouters.
>>27907668
She literally said that to me. Sometimes nice guys do win.
>>27907214
I believe you mate but what does she love in you? What makes you think you wont get replaced by someone better than you? How will keep things the same way
post a pic of you two together
>>27907686
ur a massive normalfag and u should shotgun urself in the face if u love humanity and want it to survive into the future.
>>27907686
I try to everyday. Thankfully she's low maintenece and not really into expensive shit.
Her idea of a perfect date is a nature walk while holding hands
>sticking it in crazy
Don't do that
>>27907725
Here you go dude bro
>>27907729
>doesn't like sex with him.
>doesn't take him anywhere but the woods when they go out.
>doesn't spend money on or around him, claiming not to be into expensive shit
any more red flags u wanna share?
>>27907462
she sounds like a walking red flag
>>27907432
Fuck you piece of lying shit. Was about to believe you and got hopes for my self. Well jokes on you after she gets her self fixed and realize she could have better youll never browse this place in peace again
>>27907769
Lol the woods aren't the only thing we do that was one example
Full normie-tier guy here (married good job friends etc)
She may be damaged, but so are you. If she makes you feel happy then what's the problem? Sure things could go bad in the future (for any number of reasons) but that is always true and it's better to live in the moment rather than let possible outcomes ruin what you have
>>27907715
I honestly don't know. I can't say what the future holds, I'm just going to take it day by day and love her all I can
>>27907818
Why are you here then?
>Full normie-tier
Kekd hard
Even if the replies here are from jealousy, it is real tho and you cant stop that from happening. Get sucked dry
>>27907818
I agree. Both of us have issues but we work through them together as best we can
>>27907766
Good job on the relationship I guess, but I cannot get over that fucking hat.
>>27907214
you can keep her homie
>>27907856
Aha yeah.....
Origino
>>27907818
and when it does go bad, she'll get EVERYTHING. that's how that shit works now. it's heavily rigged against u, and both u and that faggot OP fell right into it. now ur servants of ur bitches whims for however long until she gets bored, cheats, then claims domestic abuse so she can get all ur shit. enjoy something like that cucks.
>>27907844
When r9k first started it wasn't like this at all. Just check back every once in a while but I'm almost exclusively on /sp/
>>27907838
Well u sure is stupid
U deserve to get fucked over then anyways congrats for now and fucked you later
>>27907871
I intend to. She's beautiful to me and that's all that matters
>>27907365
>she's loyal. She's has her own issues and is actually afraid of most men
NICE MEME SENPAI
>>27907894
That's the jealousy talking, mate
>>27907766
prove that's you
Good work OP, don't pay attention to the retarded cuckposters.
>>27907956
Nah, I don't feel the need to pander to you.
I know its true and whether you believe me or not at the end of the day I get to come home to the love of my life.
>>27907956
You heard the good anon, OP. Timestamps are demanded.
Also some tit pics of ur whore would be appreciated too, for proof sake.
>>27907993
Thanks broseph. I hope you have a nice day
>>27907997
not u. i'm calling bullshit. fuck u.
>>27907997
>not wanting to support your own claims
>>27908009
I respect her too much to share any private pics
I'm happy for you, senpai. Congrats!
>>27907997
Shea already fat
Enjoy being in a documntry about a landwhale with a cuck that no one would love so settles for a wailmer 5years before.
>>27908042
Thanks mate. I appreciate that
>>27908039
then why did you post that one?
>>27908039
that doesn't make sense. u already did share two of them. god damn u suck at this. Lie better faggot!
>>27907925
How? Over you land whale?
Over your delusion? Over the lie to keep yourself happy?
>>27908067
Private as in nudes. I will not share nudes
>>27908081
take a cellphone picture of urself with a timestamp
>>27907214
>relationship
>marriage
That's the complete opposite of making it. Enjoy your ball and chain, you fucking fool.
>>27908140
I will gladly.
>>27908170
No you won't.
You delusional fuckwit.
>>27908140
>>27908170
>Enjoy your ball and chain
>I will gladly
Holy shit mate, are you serious?
>>27907766
>>27907214
Are you serious?
The female in both those pics is the same person???
Are the pictures taken years apart? How is that even possible? Really lucky angle/lightning in OP?
>>27907462
Dude fuck off with this thread. You just stumbled on someone who was literally broken as fuck to the point all they wanted was not a guy who could be a father or please them in bed, but someone who would make them not feel lonely and not be too masculine and high on testosterone. She subconsciously (or maybe consciously) saw that you're not the type of guy to want children, or be too sexually active, or erotic in any way. You're just a filler to her. A friend who she's engaged to, because all that love can ever be to her is dating and talking. The most love she wants is friend tier.
Congratz I guess, but your story is garbage as an example of making it.
>>27908190
Breaking news: some people genuinely enjoy the company of other and live happy fulfilled lives with their spouse
>>27908226
Taken years apart. She put on weight. I still find her attractive and love her all the same.
>>27908226
Also she does want kids and so do i
>>27907214
>>27907766
My, she was really hot, what happened to her inbetween?
>>27908258
>I still find her attractive
You won't be saying that when she goes full landwhale.
>OP settles down with overused roastie
>She claims to be "asexual" after being used by Chad for many years
>OP is a betabux cuck
>>27907214
If this is real I'm happy for you anon, don't let these schmucks get you down.
>>27908273
She was in an accident and put on weight when she was bedridden
She's working on losing it now
>>27908258
Yeah I bet. She's the only straw keeping you from offing yourself.
Bad thread and you should feel bad.
>>27907766
>>27908258
>she already got fat
You're one of those guys, those guys that you see on the streets who are ugly as fuck and they have a fat bitch wife with some little ugly shits as kids
Yeah I know your kind, and I pray everyday that I don't end up like you
In my eyes you never made it, you're are still a huge loser
>>27908295
Thanks man, these guys here are just jaded from years of woman hating hive mind
>>27907214
I'm happy for you and nervous for you at the same time. If you're doing well and making (or are on your way to making) alot of money im sorry to say she is most likely gold digging. If you're not doing shit for shit though then she's actually probably legit in which congrats.
>>27907214
>>27907766
Wow, she got fat real quick, didn't she?
Secured her beta provider and turned into a ham immediately.
Also holy fuck you are next level scrawny manlet. I actually feel like a real man looking at you. Thanks.
>>27908302
This.
OP is literally below the robots of r9k.
I would rather kill myself than end up like that.
>>27908316
Neither of us are ever gonna make a lot of money, bio degree and all that. She's not here for the money
Is she virgin family friendly fun?
>>27908357
What does that even mean?
Origno
>>27907214
I'm happy for you, OP.
Let this me a lesson to other robots: you always miss the shots you don't take.
OP didn't let his hate consume him. He went out and socialized. He treated her like a normal person, he didn't hate her from the get go for being a woman.
I'm so fucking proud of you, OP.
>>27908381
Thanks mate. We can all make it if we try.
>>27908377
It means: Is she a virgin? Has she lost her virginity? Has he fucked anyone else before you?
Boy, you're stupid, even for a STEMfag.
Another story of hope.
i went back to school with 30 after a neet live with heavy cannabis consumption, also i am fat and suffer from heavy psoriasis.
did very well in school, finshed sucessfully, fuck yea brain, you were not fried after all, also i got my consumption under control and was mostly sober for the first time since i hit puberty.
then i went to get my a-levels, failed within a few weeks, because i am not a normal, functional person.
got my shit together again and moved to another city with 35, went to school again, this time i got my a-levels.
fell in love for the first time on the way but she didnt fell for me and i was as miserable as never before, heavy relapse with drugs, almost ruined my shit, went and got counseling for adiction.
actually made it through, got my a-levels, started a relationship with a 31 year old, cute and shy, virgin nerd girl from class.
im now in 2nd semester at uni and been with her for one and a half years.
>>27908401
She's not any more Lol. Im her only one
>>27908407
Im really happy for you man. Good job.
Congrats on finding someone, OP!
>>27908512
Thanks man, good luck to you too!
>>27907214
she's gonna cuck you and ruin your entire life bro don't fall for that meme
>>27908529
Thanks!
My SO and I met because he was on 4chan in class. Shit's weird, but it can happen.
>>27908563
Hey, whatever works.
As long as you are both happy it doesn't matter what other people think
>>27908587
Definitely. I'm actually surprised you posted this here, but I guess there are plenty of people lurking and not being shitheads.
>>27908641
Well /r9k/ was my home for a while. I wanted to let the robots know that their is hope, but they are to salty to listen
>>27907214
Good for you. I'm happy for you anon. Sounds wonderful.
>>27907214
Nice work Op, it must have taken alot of work to build your confidence. Am just a highschool fag trying to build my own confidence. I was able to get a prom date and some of the chads ans stacies talk to me. I've got two great friends that are awesome. Life got better for me when i stoped hating on women and stop beliving in the memes.
I hope you and your gf are having a great time and of course having that awesome sex.
>>27908767
Thanks mate. I hope you have a great day.
>>27908791
Yeah I've been researching things I can do to make sex more fun for her. It amazes me that despite her claimed " asexuality" we still have sex pretty often.
>>27908791
Just keep moving forward, sounds like younare n the right path
I'm surprised by the skepticism expressed in this thread. I have no problem believing the OP or his story. He hasn't described some wild and unattainable fantasy. He is simply a human being who has entered into the same humanity as the vast majority people do.
Perhaps it's because many of the posters responding are quite young. However, the same posters will, given a bit of time, enter into the same experiences as the OP expressed. After all, most men do.
It's not some amazing thing that a man who is not perfect, not some Adonis, has developed a sexual relationship. It is the alternative, rather, that is strange, bizarre and unthinkable.
The wizard is the one whose experience is unthinkable and yet still exists, albeit very, very rarely. It is with the experience of the wizard one finds the miraculous.
Lamentably, all those miracles are black.
You are the hero r9k needs
>>27907432
Just find a picture of a face that's similar to yours and post that.
>>27907766
What the fuck happened, this is a fat troll, not the girl in the initial picture.
The problem with saying you made it is that you never really made it at all.
You're dating a butterhuffer whose weight growth will resemble the Weimar Republic's inflation chart in the 1920s. The stark contrast between both pictures is astounding. In the first picture we see a girl. In the second, we see a girl beginning her rapid descent to a monstrous fupacabra. I mean, how fat is she by now, bro? Honestly? How fat?
Fuck off with your attempts to provide "encouragement" or "hope". If I had THAT to look forward to, I'd slit my wrists and then douse them in lemon juice.
>>27908943
>whose weight growth will resemble the Weimar Republic's inflation chart in the 1920s
10/10 mate
>>27908943
She's 200lbs and losing weight.
I love her for more than her body. She's a person, notna wet fuck hole.
Get the fuck off this board now. You've made it, everybody else will just try to drag you down. You've won.
>>27909004
Yeah good idea. Thanks mate.
Aidos you salty losers. I get to go home to a charming, kind, funny, interesting woman.
I wish nothing but the best for all of you.
>>27907766
HOLY SHIT
I THINK IVE SEEN YOU IN THE STREETS BEFORE
I JUST STARED BECAUSE YOY LOOK SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>27909035
>literal retard is on a high horse for getting an obeast
I really like this meme. You won't amount to shit, but keep thinking you might.
>>27909035
>charming, kind, funny, interesting woman
None of that will beat out her corroded vagina in a few years time, mate. Fupas erase any sensation of vaginal quality. It's your life to throw away though, bro.
I kinda feel bad for OP. he came here in high spirits wanting to inspire hope in the wayward young souls who infest this board, and he ended up getting roasted so hard he ran away.
>>27909145
I feel like he should have known better. I made a similar post once, but was fully expecting nothing but hate.
>>27909035
Take care anon. Don't listen to the others. They're really fucking shallow. Not even 2D would love them.
>>27909181
Robots should be helping each other not hating each other.
It's ironic that a robot will treat camwhores 100x better than their own. How can they even claim to hate women?
>>27909145
People here are going to lash out on everybody. They're not glad for you if you ever stand above the cesspool, they want to drag you down.
The saddest thing is that from an external point of view, what they are doing is completely transparent.
>nice
>nice guy
>thinking being called "nice" is a meaningful complement
>probably 99% of roasties say their Chaz Chadington's best quality is that he's so "nice"
>When women try to think of good qualities in a man that aren't vain, "nice" is literally the very first thing they say
>"nice" means nothing, anybody can be nice
>you've been had, its all a scheme setup by the feminist Jews
>>27907214
I'd rather remain single and miserable than donate my sperm to some ugly girl.
10/10's only.
>>27907214
Waitwaitwait, I could be wrong about this, but is your fiancee by any chance in the field of medicine?
>>27908897
I enjoyed this essay.
>>27908914
How in the fuck was your comment original, b0y0?
