Let's rate each others names. Ill start:
Nils
weird and stupid name desu
>>27906002
where do you come from senpai desu
also michael
>>27906072
Austria
Micheal is cool, do you go with Mike?
>>27906002
Reginhardt.
Also 7/10, different enough but not autism-tier.
>>27906087
Mike has always triggered me for some reason.
Probably just my autism.
>>27906106
Thanks! Where do you come from? I've never heard that name before
>>27906002
I like it. Reminds me of Niels Bohr
>>27906132
Russia, european ancestry. I think it's old Norse.
>>27906002
Martin.
I don't like it.
>>27906002
Kameroni'm a guy
>>27906156
>ywn have a girl's name to be embarrassed about
feels bad
>>27906150
does your surname start with W? Are you polish/from Texas?
Luis
Pretty much the most generic latino name on earth other than Juan or Carlos
>>27906002
I like it
Keith
Maxim.
I'm not Russian, and I don't like my name because it's too tryhard and I don't know how to react when people tell me it's cool.
Luka
Pretty generic.
>>27906175
I don't mind. "Kameron" is said to go both ways but in general only girls are given the K version.
>>27906182
I'm Swedish so no.
Trace
In elementary-high school my nickname was 'Tracyboy'
>>27906156
my middle name is Kameron. thought i was the only one with fucked up parents but i guess not.
>>27906201
Maxim is also the name of a based Russian men's magazine. 7/10
>>27906214
Damn, I have a friend named Martin who I suspect posts here. Thanks for answering.
Simen, let's just say i hate introducing myself to people who has english as their main language.
>Achraf
i bet no one ever heard it :)
>>27906203
Why are you posing here, Luka? Why aren't you hanging out with Cristiano and Bale?
>>27906272
he was dropped from today's match remember ?
>>27906272
*posting
Damn comment bot
Cory
Fuck off robot
Llewyn
I'm Dutch, why my parents chose a welsh name name I will never know
>>27906306
Fuck off bitch
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Lewin
No one else has this name, I hate this.
>>27906002
I honestly don't know enough about Germanic names to know if it's cool or not.
>>27906072
I'd go with Mike over Michael IMO, the Michaels I've known were all either gay, aspie, or both. Mikes are usually chill.
>>27906106
Sounds like a guy with a giant sword in an RPG.
>>27906150
Kinda stuffy but it's not terrible.
>>27906156
I've always known Cameron as a guy's name, but your parents kind of suck for spelling it with a K.
>>27906188
I have a friend named Juancarlos (not Juan Carlos, btw), so I guess he has the most generic latino name ever lol.
Luis isn't too bad, most of the Luises I've known have been pretty cool.
>>27906203
I'm a weeb faggot so I just think of Vocaloid.
>>27906235
Ouch, that one kinda sucks, it's the kind of thing that white trash parents think sounds cool.
>>27906265
Could be worse, I met a Turkish guy named Anal once. (Pronounced "Ah-nawl")
>>27906267
Pretty sure I heard it when I had something stuck in my throat once.
>>27906239
It's actually an American men's magazine, I guess they have a Russian edition too. I went on a trip to the UK when I was like 17 and was blown away when the UK version turned out to have bare tits in it.
>>27906306
Really normie.
>>27906324
I never know how the fuck to pronounce this name.
>>27906324
holy fuck I misspelled my name what the fuck it's spelled Llywelyn
god im a retard
Mackenzieim a guy just kill me
>>27906344
lol every mackenzie i've known was a horse girl/fake country chick
Andreas
It's a pretty alpha name as it means "the man" or "the manly".
AndrewI've actually never put too much thought into it
>>27906387
Lol, it sounds like "Andrea"
>>27906147
its not, sincerely a norse
>>27906002
Smoked too much weed last night, had a window open and heard a siren, I think I mistook some white noise for a car chase, then I heard a woman screaming. Creeped me the fuck out because I thought people outside my house were fucking dying and I thought some crazy asshole was going to go postal so I closed the window. I was getting those audio hallucinations like it was my first time smoking again. Pretty near.
>>27906344
That's my middle name
First name Julianne
>>27906423
Because that's the female version of the name you hothead.
Is Alex a normie name?
Should I kill myself for being a failed normie?
>>27906441
pretty neat*
My name is Andrew by the way, pos r8's only
>>27906380
fucking HORSE GIRLS
Why is this even a thing?
Horse girls are just the fucking worst
>>27906002
Are you a cook, OP?
Down at Candlehearth hall, by chance?
>>27906457
Alex and Max are both failed normie names.
Parents give you the name hoping you'll turn out Chad since it sounds tough (with the X and all) but it never works.
>>27906501
Fuck I knew it.
Would it make a difference if they named me Alexander?
>>27906341
>Cory
>normie
Really? I'm the only Cory I've ever known so my sample size is fucked
baileyi'm a guy
>>27906342
>>27906106
Ancient names are great.
I've got a name that's native to my country and it's pretty old, and despite all that there is not one ounce of mystery or exoticism to it: Mart.
Too plain and boring to be interesting for anglos and too weird to be normal. Great.
>>27906501
Jesus christ, you fucking nailed it.
My name is Max, and my brother is Alex. I'm a fat loser who lives with my parents at 29 and can't hold a decent job or get a GF even though I have skills and am good at what I do, and my brother is a skinny pothead who also lives with my parents, didn't graduate high school, has never had a job and plays in a band that gets gigs 3 nights a week but doesn't make any money.
>>27906580
Yeah, I've known a bunch of Cory/Coreys and they're all pretty regular guys. None of them are Chads, but they're not robots either.
I am Isabel.
Isabel, the only Isabel, because all others are false.
>>27906002
Aleksa
James
It's such a boring and yet cuckish name.
Might as well call me John Green.
I have a richboy namebut I actually am a richboy
it'sRemington
>tfw name is so uncommon people will know who i am
>>27906853
That's kinda badass, your name is a gun.
It sounds like some slick moustachioed porn dude's name, that he always says out loud before he fucks some big titted bimbo, but I suspect that your life isn't much like that if you're here.
Shon
It's not terrible, though the spelling is weird, so I'm told.
How's guitar going for you Nils?
Herman
Probably the most beta name in existence
>>27907017
Herman sounds like an old war veteral, who is very nice to his grandkids, but also has a drinking problem.
>>27906883
I mean, I have an 11/10 ginger gf, a moderately nice car, I'm going to the school I've always wanted to, my parents make a ton of money, and I live in basically a mansion. it's not all badwe got a new dog too
Ray
It's fine
Anthony :DD
Oleg ;(
Surprisingly my commend wasn't original
>tfw that one anon will never come back to these threads and post cool name stories
its robert but i go by bob
Michael, have always gone by Mickey
>>27906387
I'm assuming it's because of the "as" at the end that makes it alpha, because if you remove that you get me...
hack
why dad
>>27908290
Hey Hack, are you gonna hack something?
Lorenzo
Thanks dad
>>27908325
No, but I'll tripfag all over you like you did me
>>27907720
Must be Russian
Name is papi senpai
Simen
It's like the norwegian version of Simon, but everyone makes fun of it cause it sounds like semen
Trinidad & Tobago
>>27906002
>Mfw i dont want to post my name becausd im 99% sure im the only one on the planet that has it.
Sylvia
>>27910845
no one is going to dox you with just your first name
Randi
>>27910867
No im more scared thatsomeone that knows me will recognize my name
>>27906002
I don't like the name, but that's mostly because there was an annoying cunt with that name in my kindergarden class.
How about Kevin?Hint: I'm German
Andres (with a - on the "e")
Love it desu. All Andrews are cucks btw
Erik
Basic as fuck, i like it
Alexander, but I go by Alex.
>Implying Greek names aren't OG
Stefan:^)
Perry
Tore
r8
Elton.
I like it a lot since im pretty much the only one with it where I live the downside is that people always call me elton john when they first meet me its really fucking annoying
>>27910924
Sean
Get out commie skum
>>27906265
what's so bad about it? seems like a good name
>All these normie / chad as fuck names
Get out reeee etc.
Mine is Tieko
Viktor
how ironic considering i am on the "i suck at life" board
HELLO
Pease rate my name
Adnan .Thank
Sterling
>>27910991
Probably pronounced semen
Maxwell, but I always went by Max.
The anon earlier in this thread was right about the failed normie thing.
Jeremiah
People call me Jerry though
Juan
Unoriginal spic name in an original commenterino
>>27906002
R8 my name, it's Corey
Bruno
I quite like it, but it's common as fuck
Jamie. You think that's more a guys name or girls name.
>>27906002
Ganon
people call me Ganon though
Lothaire
I got mixed review about it, but the older I am, the more compliments I get. When I was a kid people tought it was my surname.
Janosch
Konstantin
My parents named me after my great grandfather.
>>27906002
Alejandro
>>27912201
first time i see someone here who has the same name as me
Calvin
I like when people call me Cal instead, just sounds nice
>>27912517
9/10
Sounds like a disabled turtle.
Mine's Shah
Thomas.
origin11l
>>27910919
I,m an Alexander that goes by Alex too. I know a ultra chad normie who goes by just 'Xander' and everyone loves him. I think Alexander sounds cooler and i want to go by that.
>>27912556
I can live with that
This is not original
Jesse
It's weird growing up everyone said I had a girl's name but now it seems like a bunch of little boys are named that.
Craig
I'm okay with it.
>>27912517
I have a nephew names Calvin senpai.
Always thought it was a weird name for a little kid (or anyone under 30) idk why I suppose he'll grow into it
Chima
It's a Nigerian name
>>27913120
I'd like to think that he will, I don't think anyone's ever really made fun of the name itself so it should be easy for him to
william - usually go by bill
generic af, named after my drunken, degen of a father
sucks dick tbqh
Ramon
>>27913743
Ramen
Originalu commentu
Wren
I'm a man
Blake people say it's a very white name
>>27906002
Jamie
This is not original
>>27914503
Christian.
sounds like a chubby roastie name.
>>27906002
Dallas.
I am a man and I tend to get more 'isn't that a girls name?' than anything.
Also a shitload of Debbie does Dallas jokes from the older crowd.
Rikard
Gabriel.
Not even the r9k bot thinks my name is original.
Mitchell.
Meh.
>>27906201
Go play Lufia 2. The main character is called Maxim.
Sophie. Results in people sometimes calling me Soph. Once I got called Sophette.
>>27915204
My middle name is Dallas.
Benjamin
and im a little bit spoiled.
>>27906002
My parents called me Nigger. Funny thing is I'm an Albino chink.
Kieranplease someone put me out of my misery
>>27906002
Alex
Blake
Bradley
Andi (girl)
Pls r8Pic is not me btw
