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who /chad/ here I'm not. Asian virgins are just easily impressed
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who /chad/ here

I'm not. Asian virgins are just easily impressed
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>>27905025
You have my interest. Post moar of conversation plzthx
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>:3
can all of you stop using this face it's a huge red flag same with c:
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She thinks thats nice? lol wtf.

My dick is so much more aesthetic than that, I guess my worries are pointless.
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>>27905025
That's pretty cringe
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>>27905056
try 6.5 with girth
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>>27905025
>it makes me feel special
lol
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>>27905095
That's barely four. Don't measure from your anus.
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>>27905095
6.5 is a fucking joke. Anything below 8 inches is fucking nasty. I once was going to fw a guy who was not even that short maybe like 5'11 and he was hard as a rock and I still thought his dick was flaccid so I was really surprised so I made an excuse to get condom from my car but then I just drove off. Also dick pics are not attractive at all. So stop that shit.
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>>27905095
>ics/jellybean

disgusting
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>>27905144
oh my mistake
also checked
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I'm an overweight neet confidence matters
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>>27905095
Did you get stung by a bee in the dick?
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>>27905289
idk m8 the whole situation looks disgusting
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>>27905095
>tfw you would have been 7.5 had you not been a cutfag
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>>27905299
more than once. I came instantly
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>>27905095
thats an ugly dick man...
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>>27905364
Are you autistic? Trust me that is not a girl you are talking to. Every girl would have ignored you the first time you messaged them. You are talking to a dude.
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>>27905364
she literally has no idea what she's doing
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>>27905364
Nigga she barely speaks English. Here's a hint: she probably just wants you to send her money or something
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>>27905095
lmao kid, that's like 4 inches length.

chod dick.
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>>27905383
I've been talking to her for months and have videos
>>27905388
she's a kiss less virgin
>>27905389
she knows I'm broke and don't work
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>>27905364
>Those one word replies
wowow
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>>27905409
how are your facial aesthetics, brobot?
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>>27905409
>she knows I'm broke and don't work
Then she wants to immigrate or something. Either that or you're being rused.
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She's fucking with you.
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She's clearly playing with you, short-cock
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>>27905364
>Pull your undies down with me teeth
Jesus, that sounds like some something an australian would say
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bait all you want. I'm going to get the pucci and you're going to shitpost
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>>27905364
>these one word replies
god FOB women are insufferable
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>>27905484
HAAHAH nigga you blind as hell
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>>27905484
Post her pics or gtfo. Attention whoring here is shitty bait.
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>>27905484
If she's talking like that to some random dude online, then imagine the countless others that she's done that to.

Mega slut.
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>she's a virgin

God damn you are dumb op
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>>27905484
PLEASE pay for this "girl" to come to your country. Please do it
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>>27905484
R U S E D
U

S

E

D

IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKING FOOL
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>>27905484
fucking hell lad are you really so blind?
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Forget it op. Just go buy some nice dumplings and forget this cunt.
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>>27905484
She seems boring with those dumb ass short replies.
Something else is going on m8
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>>27905502
>>27905514
>>27905515
he's going all out. thx 4 bump
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>>27905383
The fuck?
It's a girl. A guy wouldn't fuck up like that moron
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>>27905563
>he
>only one person saying you're stupid
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>>27905525
she's coming here for summer. I ain't payin shit
>>27905546
You'd love that
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>>27905563

Have fun dude. Make sure to make a thread when you score and prove us all wrong, okay?

Oh lord :3
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>>27905563
>mfw it's a guy
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>>27905588
>expecting a remotely decent girl to respond to some guy sending a video of his dick

No.
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>>27905073
Why is c: a red flag?
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>>27905606
asian women on the internet are really naive
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>>27905563
Haha
Tell her to show her anus
Make sure the camera goes reeeal close
It would be funny
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>>27905595

You deserve everything that's gonna happen to you and don't you blame her or us just blame yourself.
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>>27905095

Nice derringer m8
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>>27905606
girls get comfortable around someone theyve talked to for months. Not that you'd know :^)
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>>27905595
>she's coming here for summer. I ain't payin shit
Haha, nigga she just want dat visa or greencard
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>>27905606
I've been in OP's position before. Just because you can't doesn't mean no one else can. A guy would be much more engaging than that and act different. I can tell if I'm talking to a faggot or not, or maybe sometimes they slip through the radar. They would be hesitant to send pictures or videos for one. And seems OP is getting them.
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>>27905652
her college is paying for everything. she'll spend her summer vaca with me in america. I doubt we'll be talking by the time shes even in a position to move here
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>>27905647
Fuck off. I'm a girl and I'd block anyone who sent me a dick pic. Especially if it was an ugly af dick as OP's

Dick pics are not attractive so fuck off with this. Show your face. I am sure your face looks as ugly as your dick.
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>bragging
>over this

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>27905707

Lmao. We try to warn him but he just attacks us ._.
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>>27905624
>life is just like my animu!
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>>27905700
>Dick pics are not attractive
Squeezing this bad boy in your tight pussy isn't attractive?

Damn you must be one huge prude.
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>>27905700
Why don't you like pics of genitalia as much as we do
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>>27905156
why are you such a dick bully?
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>>27905700
I don't care what you'd block you roastie toastie
can u compete? she's never even held hands
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>>27905748
It reallt is a turn off
Dicks are not photogenic, short-cock
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>>27905762
>>27905156
mental issues and a million psychological complexes, some of which are being transsexual and posting on 4chan. back to /lgbt/ you go
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>>27905770
>turned off by dicks
>is female

Lesbian/asexual?

that's not normal.
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>>27905748
why is the head so elongated?
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Jesus fucking Christ.

>she's a virgin and never even held hands
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>>27905095
your girth is impressive but the shape is disgusting. aesthetic grade F
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>>27905767
>me like
>more
>girl:k
>girl: i lik u
>girl: u funny
>:))
>i wan lick u
>girl:k

I'm sure she'd be a blast to hang with. Brilliant Asian conversationalist.
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>>27905804
I'm a straight guy and I think vaginas are fucking nasty stinky gross roast beef holes. However I am really really attracted to every other part of a girl. Genitals are just gross dude.
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>>27905836
but I passed penis inspection day
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>>27905804
turned off by dick pics != turned off by dicks
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>>27905851
this is how asians are in reality. I live in Toronto so I'm surrounded with them. They're all boring, awkward and ugly. even with their own family and friends
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>>27905767
>implying that's not a Thai ladyboi
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>>27905563
nigga, you need to evaluate your current situation. you are posting your text conversations to a 4chan board. you are talking to a man, and you're posting your dick for him. execution is your only choice you fat worthless fuck
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>>27905748
that's just a gross dick, man
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>>27905897
are you still bumping my thread with bait
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>>27905700
fapping to you rn how do you feel
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>>27905767
Unless she sends her tits or puss-puss she's a man
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You shouldn't be doing this, you'll fuck them up since you wont ever be able to meet them.

I did this a while ago, talked with a bunch of asian grills. One of them really fell in love with me after like a year of talking and even phonesex but eventually I had to tell her I didn't want to be her bf because she lives way too fucking far away and since i'm a fucking twerp with no prospects or drive or money I won't(dont wan't) to spend that much money to just see her and she shouldn't come to my country because I don't want her spending so much money to just meet a twerp like myself.

Talked with her a few months later after we had broken up contact, she had started seeing a psychiatrist and everything because of what happened.

She was a virgin too and totally innocent.

Leave them be OP. They will fall in love with you and you'll fuck them up.
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>>27905966
neat
anything else to add?
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A cute pure asian girl like her doesn't deserve such a sleazeball like OP. He's a fucking degenerate slug preying on her innocence.

im turned on
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>>27905975
if she decides to move here I'm all for the love thing but we're going to spend a few months together while she's in the states, she's still a college freshman in china
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>>27905944
are you still bumping r9k?
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>>27906115
it's my thread, so naturally i would be bumping it. page 1 is nice. thanks for the contribution
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>>27905700
>I'm a girl
lol
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This girl is retarded or something. These responses are annoying as fuck to respond to, and it's like she barely knows what you're trying to say.
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>>27906198
again, i will reiterate, she's a kissless virgin.
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>>27905095
>Cuttlets
wew lad
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>>27906242
>ant eater cock
dont forget to pull back your flap to purge the dick cheese
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>>27906218
how old is she

>bluxxxx
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>>27906283
just turned 19
shes basically been surrounded by the worst kind of betas her whole life (chinese betas)
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>>27906349
get her to nibble on the tip of your dick and take photos, post here please
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>>27906381
i got you family. the replies will be hilarious
>THIS OVERWEIGHT NEET GOT THE SUCC WHY CANT YOU
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>>27906218
Just because she's a HKV doesn't mean she's retarded.
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>>27905025

Dude, beware those Asian virgin.

> Be me, in college
> Meet qt Chinese exchange student.
> Hang out at her place
> Try to get into her pants.
> All we do is make out a bit, she is painfully awkward even for me.
> Check jewbook that evening.
> Massive fucking post by here
> FUCKING PARAGRAPHS OF EVERYTHING WE SAID AND DID TOGETHER
> MY FULL NAME
> STUFF ABOUT MY FAMILY
> US ONLY MAKING OUT AND NOT HAVING SEX BECAUSE SHES STILL A VIRGIN AND SHIT
> Blow the fucking fuck up
> Firing texts at her and trying to call
> No response
> Ride over to her place.
> Am furious with her.
> She says she deleted the post
> She said she had no idea how holocaust book worked, thought it was a personal diary or something.
> Doesn't want to go any further because she has to me a virgin when she gets married or "her famiry will be angry"
> No point in talking anymore.
> Warn her not to do that shit again.
> Ride home feeling defeated.
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>>27907008
Get fucked lmao. Senpai you got done bad.
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>>27907008
>she is painfully awkward even for me.

i swear, physical awkwardness while kissing/hugging/whatever is the red flag of red flags
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>>27905095
>6.5
unless you have the world's biggest hands that's a 5 inch chode
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>>27905025
>>27905202
>waggle waggle
Fuck dude this is cringe
Not even the cringe that works on normies
This is the cringe I experienced when guys sent me videos and pictures of their dicks I couldn't give a fuck about
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>>27907591
i feel bad for people with tiny hands
>>27907707
enjoy your cringe
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