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In which of these categories do you fit in the most?
>wageslave/sloth
Holy shit, i'm 100 percent the mouse
i'm so cerebrotronic that it feels like a personal attack
this is too real for me
bumpity bumpbumpbumpy
the wannabe
blocx
>>27904990
definitely a wageslave except im even worse bc i only drink energy drinks
although i guess the sloth too because there are literlly ants in my apartment i dont feel like taking care of
cerebrotronic
>Inb4 faggots who humblebrag and say they're the mouse, just like last time this was posted
>>27905051
Mousebros 4 lyfe mang
Except if we were to hang out we wouldnt have anyone to follow
cyborg ay
>>27905231
We could become a mouse pack
I'd be the Cerebrotonic, except I'm slightly more socially adjusted. I can hold a conversation and don't have problems with shopping, dressing, or getting haircuts etc., but the rest of it is pretty accurate. The drawing is pretty much me, too.
>>27905150
i was about to post the same thing
they even fucking got >walks too fast
fuck
>>27905051
I'm the mouse too but not 100%
Super Autist. I am a abstract young man and changing it takes away from who i am as a being.
I better get my free car from the PIP appeal or I will seriously petrol bomb some semi detached houses actions are only bad if you feel bad about them
>>27904990
Mouse, absolutely.
Cerebrobros ww@
>>27904990
Some fucked up blend of mouse and elephant man.
>>27905275
here again, just reread and I've got a bunch of mouse points as well, mostly the stuff about dwelling on past embarrassments and feeling awkward when alone in public.
>>27905231
We could all follow eachother and just walk around in circles
>>27904990
I'm probably the wannabe normie. It is what i'm closest to because of my superiority complex but i don't actually want to be a normie plus i like trannies so not so normie
>>27905214
How is being a mouse humblebragging?
>>27904990
who /Wannabe/ here?
>>27905354
with a secondary trait of cyborg it depends on the day weather i feel the pain of other bots or just hate on them i'm a scumbag kind of guy who has had sex with chicks and trannies
The sloth/Elephantman
>>27905214
Dude being a mouse sucks I think it's the worst option and I sure as hell wouldn't brag about being a fuckin mouse.
50/50
Mouse/Wageslave
I tick off all of the boxes in both.
>>27905303
Or Cyborg except i'm a v not khv.
Cerebrotonic wage slave
>>27904990
I'm assuming a normie but I'm not sure which one.
I can relate to the same issues bots have here from my younger days but I haven't been that way for a decade+ now. I'm married to a loving qt that provides for me so it can encourage my NEET habits however I started working wageslave to keep me rooted in reality and to just have extra fun money. No friends to speak of and when I get them I can't keep them. I've been told I'm "likeable" and people want to hang out with me. Hell I had a really good military bro that spent $100+ on me in less than a year just because I was helpful in an MMO for him and his wife, he was a great friend and yet I was awful and just couldn't give him the time of day to any real extent. Health wise I'm overweight and have enough physical medical issues since childhood some question how I've made it this long. And Im autistic enough to look at these lists to try and see what "label" would fit me. So where do I land in this?
>>27904990
50% mouse
40% sloth
10% cerebrotonic (all the non intelectual stuff though)
Life's shit
>>27904990
Cyborg, but I was a mouse in my teen years.
I just come here to see if this board is still up and if you guys still live in a basement, sometimes making sure you don't go kill someone/yourself or just spam /adv/ stuff in the hope that some of you move forward a bit.
This board is pretty bad to be honest, but I guess its necessary.
Cerebrotonic
>Never initiates social contact; often gives overly concise answers, particularly for 'personal' topics
>Resultantly, nobody ever bothers with him, and they end up thinking he hates them or wants to be alone because of his aloofness and cold demeanor
Yep
>>27905758
Hearing this kinda gives me a little bit of hope. That said its probably more unhealthy to get my hopes up as it usually leads to my disappointment anyway because I'm too deep in the rabbit hole... Because I was born in it too deep.
>>27905873
If you're not MA or doctoral candidate you're jerking the proverbial chain with your pretenses of being an intellectual.
Middle cerebrotonic I guess.
Do people really think I hate them?
I just don't know how to answer to some stuff, I enjoy being with people but I like hearing more than speaking.
cerebrotonic/mouse hybrid
>>27904990
Cerebrotronic until I emergency ejected out of academia.
Now I'm just a wageslave that writes the occasional article
>>27905904
I never said I was, but the description fits me otherwise
>>27904990
I have some traits of almost all of them... what the hell does that mean, am I the /r9k/?
6'3 mouse reporting in
>>27904990
I said this last time I'm like a wannabe and a sloth. I never what to leave my room but j live in a fraternity house. I crush pussy but have my video game collection on display.
I'm le frog memes for sure
I only shitpost in wojak and pepe threads desu senpai
>>27904990
Looks like I'm some Cerebro-Sloth hybrid but not as extreme as them. I groom and my apartment is clean, and I managed to learn some basic social skills. I did once piss into a bottle but not at home. Other than that I'm absolutely le aloof escapist man.
>>27904990
absolute cyborg. Also that part is right, I haven't had sex in like a year and it is undoubtedly worse than going without sex as a virgin. At least you fags don't know what you're missing.
Cerebonormies aren't welcome here. get out.
Sloth master race
100% cerebrotonic, it's terrible.
>>27904990
i'm the mouse but also becoming more and more the sloth because of how mouse-y i am.
Socially adjusted Cerebrotonic, can hold conversation and don't have too much trouble with shopping, though that's only recent. The neutral coloured clothing thing is spot on though, I accidentally wore all grey and black to uni the other day.
At home I tend to be a little more like the sloth, especially with the sleeping patterns.
Fuck this thing is too accurate.
I have many similarities with mouse and cerebrotonic. I'm going to drop out of university because of the second to last line of the cerebrotonic. I know what i'd have to do to get good grades and get a career i'd enjoy but instead of studying i sit here.
I'm going to get a low level job and will probably become the wageslave.
>>27905758
>just be yourself
or
>no anon, you are blaming the worldi haven't actually read any posts on /r9k/ but assume that's all that robots dobut YOU'RE a disgusting pice of shit and deserve your suffering
>feels nice to help
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic/Mouse hybrid
commentario original
The wageslave, I wish I could be a NEET but my parents are poor people who shouldn't put a children in the world on the first place, so I need to work to pay the rent.
I hate my life.
>>27906552
fuck off normie fag. this place isn't for scum like u.
>>27906323
mix of mouse and sloth
aspiring to be wizard
>>27906595
Didn't you read my post well enough, nigger?
>ctrl + f
>cerebrotonic - 17
>sloth - 9
/r9k/ is dead.
>>27905051
This to be perfectly h
More academic disinfo. Very subtle, but still ineffective.
I am a proud and noble Wageworker.
>>27906623
As the ones who claim to be cerebrotonic are 100% kv and no girl has ever had any interest in them they're real robots
>>27904990
Cerebrotronic+mouse+sloth
Wageslave with serious mouse tendencies. Life is shit.
>>27904990
Super autist
Original
Original
Original
>>27904990
I'm a cyborg. Perhaps a bit of The Wannabe, cause I come here to feel better watching the people here.
>>27906683
>Wagecucks so butthurt that they have to redirect the heat onto Gradecucks instead
A good try, Wagie.
>>27904990
I can fit in most ones
Mouse and Cerebrotonic (>inb4 you think ur smart) mostly
Sloth and Wageslave traits
slightly cyborgish because I lost my kv
>>27904990
Pretty much a solid mix of Cerebrotronic and Mouse.
Wageslave am I, in my time off I sloth but I'm definitely a slave
Pretty much a mix of the Sloth and Cyborg.
I am cerebrotonic, but for some reason most /r9k/ posters consider that type normie scum in these threads.
>>27905400
So you're a gayborg .
>>27906683
Finally one about students, I was starting to feel left out.
>>27906983
You have all those robot traits in so mild forms that they cannot possibly count.
>>27904990
'Le frog memes' is literally a perfect description for half the idiots I know
>>27905965
This right here. Leaning more towards mouse at the moment.
>>27905214
I think you mean cerebrotonic. They're the ones that humble brag. The mouse sucks to be desu
Sloth. I hope to be a wanna be soem day tho
>>27905214
>any one of the robots
>humblebragging
if anything it's self depreciating.
Can someone post the different types of 21+ virgin pls?
Mouse+cerebro here
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic except NEET and /fit/
Im a wageslave, cerebrotonic, mouse, and sloth masquerading as a cyborg
33% Cerebrotonic, 33% Mouse, 33% Cyborg, 1% Wannabe
>>27905051
My mouse nigger
66% cerebrotonic + 30% mouse + mix of others
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic (Ex Wageslave) reporting in.
>>27904990
Why did they half-ass it so much with the normie part of this chart?
>>27907955
>33% "cyborg"
You're 100% normalfag.
>>27908486
The >le frog memes is perfect. I hate those faggots.
>>27904990
mix of sloth and wageslave desu
>>27908600
The creepy part about The Cyborg is that I know a guy who looks fucking exactly like that pic
He thinks he's a depressed le moody outcast but all he does is suck Apple cock all day and talk about how he's gonna write a book. He has that low-energy half-smile all the time, no matter what you say to him.
>>27904990
Cerebrotronic / cyborg reporting.
Thank Gid I'm hot.
Most people on /r9k/ aren't going to fit into any of these, not because we're special snowflakes but because we literally aren't fully formed people
Definitely a wannabe. Feelsbadman
>tfw cerebrotronic/autist/mouse
Cerebtronic except I have no problem with fashion, hair or exercise
>>27904990
Holy shit the cerebrotronic one hit me way too hard. I take care of myself and I'm not physically intimidated by others. But I just can't into being social.
>>27904990
100% Cerebrotonic, down to the walking too fast and standing funny.
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic is literally me all over
Mouse/cyborg desu
>>27904990
Who here /cerebro-mouse hybrid/?
Everyone is choosing the cerebrotronic, in a vain attempt to feel like they're the better of the robots. Makes me sad.
Sloth reporting in.
>>27904990
wageslave 88%
>>27904990
Cyborg. I have robotish tendencies, but I've managed to fight past them and live a pretty normal life for the most part.
>>27904990
The mouse for sure.
Cerebrotonic
Smart but can't connect to others well. Pretty much all of the bullet points apply to me.
100% cerebrotonic.
Dem feels are like spotting a critical design flaw.
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic is definitely me. STEM majors just kind of give you that desposition anyways
Cerebrotonic. Mfw girls initiate conversation and flirt with me and I answer very quickly and walk away silently.
Cerebrotonic minus the stands funny and doesn't know life tasks. I'm even wearing the glasses and a dark grey shirt.
>>27905051
same position as you
It was kind of creepy how exactly this fits me. I feel like shit now.
>90% of this thread is "guyz im cerebrotonic im so smart! lol girls dont like me im so awkward =(=(=(=("
Im a le frog memes guy sorry
>>27912167
Found the wannabe.
>>27912167
boy you're so above everyone aren't you? damn man good for you
>>27904990
so im a cyborg elephant
gr8
>>27904990
Not listed. I even don't know why am I here.
>>27904990
Used to be the mouse but I got fit and sorted my social anxiety so now I'm a mix between the cyborg and histrionic
>>27904990
Le cyborg checking in.
>>27904990
cerebrotonic with some mouse traits that i still carry from my younger days,i feel like my being overly polite makes people mad
>>27904990
cerebrotonic except
>not stem
>can exercise
I am a super autist, even though that is not what autism actually is.
I cringed and had to take breaks reading the mouse.
The only difference is that I lift weights, but in terms of personality it's literally 100% accurate. It made me realize just how weak I appear to others.
>>27904990
>Cerebrotronic
fuck, even looks like me
we must have been doomed from the start to be robuts
>>27904990
>Cereb
>Mouse
>and just a few bits of Sloth
fug
>>27906246
I know that feel gondola-friend
Self-aware wannabe
Someone kill me so I can escape this hell
>>27904990
I'm a wannabe/sloth
>>27904990
Hybrid robot with Aspects from:
Celebrotonic
Mouse
Sloth
Super Autist
>>27904990
Mouse with some Cerebrotonic traits.
>>27904990
oh god the elephant man. although i'm getting better by working out
The cyborg.
Cerebrotonic and cyborg
Wage slave/cerebrotonic with sloth and mouse tendencies. Also alcoholic drug/addict. I'm not becoming the person I wanted to be.
dank le frog maymays
Frog memes for life
I post them on reddit ;)
>>27910020
That was a very cute webm, anon
Thanks for sharing
a little bit of cerebrotronic, a little bit of a cyborg (not as successful though), and a little bit of a wannabe.
86% sloth + 9% cerebrotonic + 5% mouse
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic/mouse hybrid thingy
>>27905051
actually it's called having social anxiety
>>27905295
Yep. Also completely accurate for me.
>>27904990
Cerebrotonic going onto wageslave.
top right unfortunately.
