Hiring a GF
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How do you guys feel about hiring a gf to spend time and cuddle
I was considering doing it because I like spending time with a companion from time to time an I don't feel like going out and picking up a chick
>>27904307
Fuck that shit. Bitch is way too expensive
Just use AMPS.
>>27904307
I think that's pretty sad but then again look at the size of her nose.
>>27904307
She's like a prostitute that you don't get to fuck
This level of cuckoldry is fucked up
>>27904486
*rubs hands*
Han solo sacm
>>27904307
You can fuck a top tier hooker for 250$ an hour... for 800 you could fuck a professional porn-star.
>>27904307
why the fuck are her iris' so small?
>>27904307
>$4000 to spend a weekend with someone
>you're literally only paying a month's salary to be in the close vicinity of someone who's pretending to like you
>friday evening - sunday morning means that you pretty much have all of saturday and nothing else
>>27904477
This. I don't get how she's putting g this much value on the experience nice when she's at most a 6/10
I'm laughing at anybody would would do that
looks hella expensive.
>>27904307
is she saving for a nose job or something?
>buy girlfriend experience from a whore for $200 instead
>save thousands of dollars
Oh hey problem solved.$200 is the same amount of money you'd spend on a fancy date anyway.
>>27904569
Literally cucking her husband must have given her a lot of self-esteem. I don't know. There's no other explanation I can think of. She's repulsive.
I get drunk and lonely and pay cam whores to talk to me. Not even sexual.
End my.life.
>>27904477
Dude fuck AMPS. AMPS barely light the room. Best to go with EILING IXTURE.
>>27904978
This is the most autistic post I've ever seen
Kill yourself
>>27904786
I thought I was the only person who did that. lol I honestly just get drunk and pay girls to talk to me.
alison rapp did nothing wrong
>>27905069
Whatever. Enjoy stumbling around your pathetically under-lit room, retard.
>>27904531
because she is soulless
the
>>27904531
her eyes are adjusting, trying to make out your microscopic dick.
>tfw if I had 4k I might actually go for the weekend one
I don't even know if I would have sex with her I would just like to hang out with a girl for a weekend
>>27904307
I did this. I'm a dumb fucking tech guy in SF with no hope of getting a gf and depressed and lonely as fuck at 28. I just wanted to be around a girl for a while, but I figured if I got a prostitute, I'd be arrested even if all I wanted to do was hold hands and talk over a nice dinner.
So, I heard about this place near me offering "girlfriend experience" packages, strictly no sex. I decided to try it.
I met the woman at a restaurant (her choice). She younger than me, slim, pretty cute, short colored hair, gauges (kinda gross to me) and other piercings, but dressed nicely.
I paid for two hours ($650) + paying for dinner (another $260 because I stupidly took somewhere with a wine list and let her pick a $200 bottle of wine without checking the price).
Two hours was actually about an hour and 20 minutes.
In that hour, she acted like a very bored date. She checked her phone multiple times, no cuddling, 'kissing' was an air-kiss on my cheek when we met, a sort-of-half-hug that lasted like 2 seconds, and almost-conversation over our food. No physical contact after dinner at all.
Conversation with her was awkward as fuck. I had to ask all the questions, and she didn't really answer anything.
>"So, how was your day."
>"Don't ask me personal questions."
>"Uh...so, this has been a crazy election year, huh?"
>"Has it? I don't follow politics, it's a waste of time."
...and so on. She kept rocking, looking around, fiddling with her phone, picking at her food, and barely drank half a glass of the $200 bottle of wine.
I felt used, cheated, and dumb as fuck by the time we left the restaurant. I've had more affection from homeless people I pass in the street everyday.
>mfw she demanded a tip at the end
>gave her another 40 because I didn't want a scene
>apparently, just enough to insult the fuck out of her
>went out
>she had a Lyft waiting
>left without even saying good night
Will never, ever do that shit again.
>>27906429
I'm the same age as you and a KHV
reading this didn't even make me feel bad for you just depressed
>>27904307
no fuck hole is worth my money when my hand accomplishes the same thing, and i never get ripped off or any STDs.
>>27906429
i don't think i'd have the dignity to live anymore after this rofl, i'd have offed myself, how the fuck do you sleep at night after this anon? you beta cuck
>>27904307
yet another example of females just laying back and getting money for nothing but being females. and they have the god damn nerve to complain about some magical inequality. bitch even has a nigger nose and she's making money. fucking ridiculous. i can't wait until society collapses. some bitches are going to die violently on that day.
>>27906429
Jesus...
That might have ruined my day
>>27906494
Eh, I was a dumbass for believing this would be anything but a scam.
>happened in feb, but still half-expect to find out she was a cop and I'll have a SWAT team crash in at 3:00 am or come to my office
>"b-but all I did was pay her money so I could take her to dinner and annoy her with my boring conversation for 80 minutes!"
>"You fucking creep, you're going to be behind bars for a long time for that."
>go to prison
>child murderer asks me, "what you in for?"
>"being boring on a date."
>he sits at another table
>>27904307
for that money you can have a way better week
post pics of her, how hot is she even? cause that weird part of the face in the background is not worth 4000 dollars for a weekend, lmao you can fuck over 50 hookers for that
>>27906429
>even a literal whore is incapable of pretending to be interesting
THERE IS NO HOPE
>>27906429
seriously you should kill yourself, way to go for enabling this kind of behaviour, because of faggots like you girls are like this
why didnt you fucking pay at the end like a normal person? retard.
>tfw you would let betas take you on dates for free
>you would pay for your own food (but we'd have to go somewhere cheap so i can afford it)
>we'd could watch a movie and cuddle afterwards
once i regain employment, i'm up for it for real
the attention is worth its weight in gold alone
you'd have to have some anecdotes prepared tho (i'm not doing *all* the conversation)
>>27906429
Don't you want revenge anon?
>>27904307
Is her nose shooped? Looks like a chicken drumstick.
>>27906771
rofl
Anon that was funny, but I feel for you. This shit is a total scam.
SF though! Wo0two0t
>>27906429
>>"So, how was your day."
>>"Don't ask me personal questions."
kek. i once thought of doing this should i ever have the money but i'm glad i changed my mind.
>>27904307
I would, but the amount of money she's charging is too much.
When I move to Japan, girls will want me and I won't even have to think about hiring someone
>>27906429
I don't know anon. The girl and the expenses sound like the average date in SF. I think you went on an actual date so congratulations
>>27906771
Cut the paranoia, vet your whores. You'll be fine.
>>27908155
not to us poorfags
especially when there wasnt even a kiss
>>27908155
he probably saved up for that for years too.
post made me pissed off.
Where I come from hookers cost about 30-50 euros and some returning clients with medical papers can fuck them raw.
shes fucking ugly
>>27908096
ok weeaboo jones
>>27906429
I sincerely hope you kill yourself later down the road. This is fucking pathetic.
>>27908708
Well your not very nice
>not just going to a crooked massage parlor and getting a handjob from some cute middle-aged Asian lady who barely speaks English for under $50
>you good boy anon you polite and handsome come back again OK
T-Thanks old lady
>>27904307
>marriage and traditional relationships are oppressive,capitalist and unromantic
>give me money so and i will be around you
please tell me she is fucking joking how do people justify this blatant hypocrisy
>>27908607
What's wrong, buddy? Think twice about your post?
Face it, you're a terrible person.
>>27909120
That sounds perfect
Where are these places?
>>27909219
My roommate used to cam, she quit during the Christmas season because she said it was too sad, she really felt badly about the lonely guys and didn't want to take money from them when they just wanted to be around someone.
>>27908708
What the fuck else was he supposed to do? It's not his fault he ended up getting scammed.
>>27909338
>doing it in the first place
Besides he could've made up for it by murder suicide
>>27906429
>>mfw she demanded a tip at the end
>>gave her another 40 because I didn't want a scene
>>apparently, just enough to insult the fuck out of her
LMFAO!! YOU PAID $1000 FOR A SHITTY MEAL WITH A WOMAN WHO CHECKED HER PHONE AND DIDN"T TALK TO YOU!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha..ha...ha...i would probably do exactly the same as you did
>>27906429
If it's any consolation she will probably get AIDS from some nigger.
>>27904307
You guys.
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