ITT: Escapist fantasies and power fantasies you have had or have.
Bonus points for inducing second hand embarrassment and cringe.
>listen to music and fantasize i'm a superhero
>powers are a bit cosmic and undefined but befriend other heroes and save the world
>everybody loves me
>girl I like is impressed
>have tons of friends everywhere
>fly around the world having adventures
>>27903887
Forgot to mention.
>imagine epic fights to the music with the fight playing out with the sound of the music or to the theme of the song
>I gain incredible strength, even compared to what I already have
>unable to feel pain
>slaughter everyone on the planet mercilessly, starting with those I know personally
Revenge fantasies after being mistreated. If I don't smoke weed they invade my thoughts easily.
When bored in class back in middle school, I would fantasize about all the heroic stuff I would do if a shooter walked into the room right at that moment.
>>27903887
>my entire life is an escapist fantasy
>whenever I'm doing anything I pretend It's something else in my mind and that I'm in an entirely different place, sometimes fictional sometimes not
>make up all kinds of autistic scenarios depending on the place and what I'm doing at the time
>>27903887
I have a few miniature worlds that I've made up for escapism purposes. Pic related is an alternate reality where Alexander Hamilton doesn't fuck Maria Reynolds in 1791
>be martial artist and long time gamer
>Never really get to use martial arts out side of class/training
>imagine being the main character in old school beat-em up
>This is basically what I think about when shadow boxing
>Walking around beating the shit out of waves of random bad dudes
I also love fantasies involving what I would do with different super powers, what I would do if sent to different magic lands, or if our reality was merged with a alternate universe that magic and monsters are now a thing for both worlds.
But I don't have long term fantasies. Most last about a week or two before I change it to something else. And I run 3 or 4 and a time.
>>27904261
Post examples, please, anon?
>fantasize about winning a lot of money
>quitting my job
>getting in a muscle car and driving to California
>buying rental properties and living a rich NEET life
>take up volunteering or buying a weed farm
>>27904261
ulililia? is that you
I play videogames any time I'm not wageslaving,
I fantasize about going innawoods but I'm too pussy to actually do it
>pack up gear
>live off nature in the woods/mountains
>never have to deal with any personal debt fears,
>live in solitude only having to worry about how I'm going to survive
One can dream, but I know I'd die easily out there
>>27904636
I fantasize about the same.
I want an anon to smuggle me into canada and go live in the Northwest Territories so I'll never have to see another human. Lots of fish. But I know it would be impossible.
>>27904679
Why the Northwest Territories and not Nunavut?
>>27904484
Nothing too crazy most of the time. I'm really tired so I'll post in the morning if the thread is still up.
>>27904621
I hadn't heard of this guy until I just googled him and found the ED article. Now I'm embarrassed as shit.
>>27904679
>>27904783
Why not alaska?
>>27904866
become solid snake
Hole up in Alaska surrounded by huskies
Zombie apocalypse in a big city
>>27904783
A little too extreme. I would want to actually live, y'know?
>>27904866
Not as desolate.
>>27904783
Did a bit more research on Nunavut and never mind, much of it is about the same as NWT but even less populous. Nunavut will do.
My daydreams are usually less personal fantasies and more scenes from the novel I've always wanted to write but probably never will, especially since it's pretty cheesy and Chuuni.
When I actually fantasize about myself, it's usually somewhat realistic too, like imagining building my dream car and driving it on my favorite road, or meeting the perfect girl.
>be the first person being able to control the 4 alchemical elements air, water, earth and fire and teach them to various people in the world
>not being able to die for thousands of years while honing my skills and waiting for one of my students trying to overthrow me
>achieving great wisdom in understanding the universe but finally becomming detached from the world, acting as some sort of mythical guardian of true neutrality.
>>27904997
Just think you could have one of the archipelago islands all to yourself
>>27904859
He is just some random guy, he is pretty cool.
I sometimes fantasize about saving people from an ISIS terrorist attack by heroically acquiring the terrorist's weapon and shooting him in the face.
In reality I'd probably just die like a bitch, but that's what fantasies are for.
>>27905019
It could work...
I have found companies that sell high quality food that is meant to last 10-15 years, much better than most. I could just have an airdrop of a few of those and I'd be set for years to come. I know all the supplies I would need
I just pretend I'm a God. Sometimes I get too into it. Had a dream about it once, when I woke up was the first time I felt complete and total disappointment.
It keeps me entertained when I got nothing fun to do.
>>27903906
I've been doing this every day for 12 years
Send help
When I was a kid in school I used to think about a rougue SWAT team coming through the windows or the ceiling and killing everyone in a matter of seconds except me. Then I'd join them and they would train me from a young age. I fantasized about this so many times.
>Was masturbating
>Saw touhou hentai of Remilia getting raped
>It was sad and I felt kind of bad for Remilia
>Start imagining everday myself as a 1800's man who saves Remilia and then goes on huge journey to travel from Spain to Japan so Remilia can go back to Gensokyo.
>When I save her, I just walk away
I really want to make a story about it, but I know I am too shit to even write a fanfic.
>>27904304
>Alexander Hamilton doesn't fuck Maria Reynolds in 1791
That's a weird event to choose
Back in high school I would think of me going up during the talent show, everyone making fun of me, then like I grow wings or something and I kill half of them with super powers, then I fly away and shapeshift into a different person so I can come back and watch what happens after, usually crying and people being amazed with me
Back then I fantasized about either saving my classmates from some big evil or being the big evil and killing them all.
Nowadays I just fantasize about being invisible or somewhere without any people so I can be all alone.
>>27903887
After I've lost all this weight and I look like chad (like all my brothers) I ask to hang out with my previous good friend and oneitis. I tell her that i need help altering my shirts (which i will) SHe's way into sewing and cosplay. As we talk she asks me if i truly loved her already told her that i had feelings for her and asked her out, she turned me down) I say
>I don't know if i ever truley loved you, but so far since that day i met you, I thought about you everyday since
>not even in a "lovey" way, just wondering what you're doing and how you're doing.
>but i will say this- Th reason as to why I grew so attached to you is because you were everything i wasn't and everything i wanted to be.
>and I'm nothing you wanted
>you're so smart and talented and mature, I guess i thought some of that would wear off on me.
And after that, I don't really know what id want to happen
>>27905298
It's ok anon. We all are victims of out own cringe.end me senpai
I fantasize all the time about having a gun.
Not in a way where I want to shoot or hurt people, I just want to swagger around with a gun on my hip like a cowboy in an old western or a rifle on my back like in a WWII movie.
>>27903974
Holy fuck I used to do this. I imagine what I would do if like terrorists invaded the school and how I would commandeer a school bus to get everyone out safely
>>27903974
I never stop doing this. I still try to keep an eye out for opportunities for me to save people.
Fantasy 1: Transferring my consciousness back in time. Basically, go in time to being a freshman with all my current knowledge.
Fantasy 2: Be reborn as a random person at any time or place in history each time I die, while still remembering everything.
Fantasy 3: Immortality.
These are the most common ones I have.
I've had a fantasy world running for about 3 or 4 years now that involves Lovecraft and superpowers. It's pretty fun, but after I kill my best friend (he had to be stopped, he had control of the French Empire's nuclear arsenal and was planning to use it to destroy the Ottomans) my waifu kills herself and it ends with me sitting alone in an apartment, completely alone and miserable.
I like to keep my fantasies at least somewhat grounded in reality
I started watching Highschool DxD and I
L I T E R A L L Y have a oneitis for one of the characters now. When I'm sitting around I fantasize about going on a date with her.
>>27906096
tripfag kill yourself
>>27904261
Fuck are yoy me? This ruins my life. I've gotten to the point where I sometimes base my real life actions off my fantasies, and even tell other people recounts of them as if the actually happened, and I only realize the truth later. How can I fix myself. I believe it's called Maladaptive Daydreaming or something.
>used to daydream about being the villain
>got revenge on all my childhood bullies
>and looked cool doing it
G-guess the joke's on me...
>>27906379
It is called Maladaptive Daydreaming. I have it. I'm 22 years old and I still have the brain of a child.
Sitting in class I would wish the police came in and arrested me like really violently, then u would get convicted of murder of like 8 people on national television, like it would be a huge story. I just liked thinking how nobody cared about me and would never suspect me to do something like that, since I was like the teachers pet
> watching a movie, any movie
> imagine myself as a character in it, but instead do something different from the movie
> completely lost in my mind fantasizing while he movie plays
>>27906408
Are we destined to never actually live or is there a cure.
>>27906450
Wow, I seriously do this all the time
>>27906458
The cure is to force yourself to stop daydreaming. Personally I prefer fantasy to reality. My real life is shit, fantasy is a-okay by me.
>>27906468
> Tfw stuck in a fantasy the entire day
>>27903887
i do the same, but im more of a anti hero supervillian who takes out his aggression on a world that rejects him
>>27906360I'm too lazyThis post is original now
Long standing recurring fantasy of waking up alone, no people, no cars on the road, just me alone in the world, seagulls and birds and minor animals like that can stay though.
And I just do whatever, won't go into details but basically stuff I'm afraid or unable to do in real life because of no money, social anxiety, not much privacy or freedom either, etc
Ultimate escapist fantasy. Like an incredibly realistic and persistent lucid dream I can go back to at night, for a couple of hours of sleep that feels like a week or however long/short I want it in the fantasy. I have an incredibly high tolerance for solitude so it wouldn't bother me one bit.
Feels like it would be the ultimate break from real life, just solitude and peace of mind, total freedom, and I wish I had this escapism available to me even just as a result of lucid dreaming (which I'm still not good at), many years ago.
Another fantasy I think about as much as this one is the same city I live in now, but under total war of some sort, like one giant game of Battlefield across the whole city, and I can imagine dynamic scenarios happening related to this depending on where I am, if I'm just riding the subway etc. Pretending I'm part of a patrol in the city as a tank column advances with us, blasting away at holdouts and insurgents along the way as I walk from place to place, just a way to make the experience of walking down the same streets and sidewalks you have walked down for years a little less dull and boring. All in my mind of course, not acting out any of this shit or pretending I'm holding a weapon (except in my house when I'm home alone pretending I'm clearing rooms in heavy close quarters combat, but even that I do less nowadays).
>>27903887
Not really a power fantasy I suppose, but pretty cringeworthy and related.
>listen to hip-hop and imagine historical figures rapping
I don't even like rap.
I sometimes daydream about sacrificing myself to save people, like pushing kids out of harm's way and getting run over, or throwing myself on a grenade, or stopping a robbery and getting fatally stabbed or shot.
I guess I want to be needed or feel like I have a purpose or something.
>>27903887
>used to listen to music and imagine epic fantasy and war shit happening along with the song while just riding the bus to school
>now I barely do that anymore and even when listening to music without distraction, alone in my room theres nothing really like that, just the audio playing, not engaging in any fantasy like before
I bet part of this is because of my OCD, when you have trouble with disturbing thoughts and images appearing in your mind unwanted and can't really control them, and they happen to be the most vivid and "real" seeming ones compared to imagining pleasant things or whatever then you probably tend to shut out all your fantasy and imagination especially visual wise so as not to burden and discomfort yourself with OCD imagery
>>27903887
>run for office of Governor or president
>hold hide rallies with enthusiastic supporters and when a election comes see my votes get counted on the news like on CNN
>win in a huge landslide
my alternative one is to become a warlord or a dictator and gain territory in other states and have a badass flag to got with it
>Miami, 1983.
>I live in a small apartment on the coast with my gf.
>One night, we notice a mugging. We look at each other and smile, knowing we just had the same thought.
>We get out of our car and murder the fuck out of the muggers, beating them to death.
>Kill the victim with the mugger's gun so he doesn't rat us out.
>It starts a chain reaction where we start targeting larger and larger criminal operations, leaving corpses in our wake.
>We end up fighting the Mafia and Columbian cartels.
>The police don't know why the fuck a string of mass murders are happening.
>The criminals know it's a couple that's killing all their men, but don't know who.
>We become the most infamous spree killers in Florida's history.
>Eventually steal enough from our raids that we can retire early..
>Get married in a little private ceremony as midnight hits on New Years Day, 1990.
>Decide to remain in the city.
>Every anniversary, we get all nostalgic about our old days, and sometimes decide to do one more for old time's sake.
>We never got caught.
Honestly, this whole thing is just a combination of all my favourite things, like the 80's and murderwaifus. I just like the idea of a perfect date being a fucking mass murder.It was 80's Miami even before Hotline Miami came out.
>Captcha is palm trees.
>>27904304
I make fantasy maps of the main roads of pre-industrial Spain, draw the borders of the regions and chose their capitals.
I'm daydreaming all day, all the time.
Sometimes I forget that its all fantasy.
>I own my own private, highly modified 747 jet liner
>Plane is piloted by AI with a sexy she-voice
>Equipped with guns, force-fields, and optional fighter drone escort aircraft.
>Literally a traveling sky-palace
>Bedroom on the top level with custom skylight so I can lie in bed and gaze at the stars while cruising through the clouds at night
>I spend my days in the air and travel to any place in the globe on a whim
>Rear or plane contains garage and loading ramp so I can take my supercar with me wherever I go.
>Awesome adventures ensue
>>27905014
It's been done. Get cracking, Anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulcanelli
>>27907081
I do the second one sometimes too.
I also go around looking at locations and imagining how they'd play out as CS maps, where the good camping, flanking, and sniping spots would be, what the callout names for different areas would be, where to put the map borders, etc.
>>27903887
I pretend in everything I do just to live. The only way I can actually do anything is pretending I'm someone better than I am.
>tried drawing and pretended I was Da Vinci
>tried programming and pretended I was some early physicist in the early days of the internet
>When I talk to people and try to be confident I have to pretend I'm someone else superior to them
>constantly fantasize about killing myself or other people and visualize it while I'm out.
>Just recently I sat in my room cutting myself pretending I was offering blood to the blood gods
Thanks to Insomnia that comes and goes this shit varies between fun fantasy and genuine questionable reality where I can't see the line between what's real or not
I'm not even joking. This is so hard to admit. I can't help it. Help.
>Winning or coming into a shit load of money
>buying loads of woodland
>building a hidden house where no one can bother me right on a lake in the middle of the woodland
>nothing fancy, just enough for me and maybe guests if I want to pay for anyone I meet online to come visit
>chop my own wood and keep a few animals
>take my dog for lots of walks innawoods
>spend the rest of my time smoking weed and drinking and looking at the stars on my porch and looking over the lake with my dog
>get everything delivered to my house so I dont have to go anywhere
>occassionally go innawoods and camp out for no other reason than because I like camping
>if i ever get horny just pay for the hottest most high class escort to come stay with me for a weekend
>randomly go online and donate 5 grand to people for no reason, never revealing who i am
>get superpowers
>start killing normies
>fight against someone else who also has powers
The worst part is that even in my fantasies I end up losing
>>27908991
I constantly have conversations with people that are me just sitting on my bed talking and laughing to myself. I even pretend to talk to a therapist when I'm lonely, instead of actually going to one. I just guess what she would say to me and it makes me feel better and actually think about situations rationally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJpOgmVAU8&feature=youtu.be
>through some very convoluted means I end up going back in time with a massive truck that was due to be delivered to an army base
>loads of guns and ammo and technology
>in ancient Rome
>set myself up as a mercenary
>make shit loads of money assassinating kings with rifles and winning wars with machine guns and grenades
>work for the highest bidder
>don't even need training when you have shit loads of guns in 50bc and everyone is terrified of you
>get mad bitches and money
>impregnate every slave and woman I can
>build my own empire with my money and contacts
>expand over the sea into the americas and australia ect
>make my kingdom rule the whole world
>come back to the future and see how it has changed
I usually think about this before sleep and do different things each time, imagining the world in different ways when I return to the present, sometimes it is a good future, sometimes a tiny slip made everything shitty
I have two main fantasies.
One is being a god. being able to do, make, anything whatever you want. I could make middle earth and live for 90 years as a dwarf, and then go to another world and do whatever I want.
Another is being a guirrella warrior or soldier of some sort, I have two main ones:
Being an Anglo Saxon Pagan warrior fighting against norman invasion. Living innawoods, hunting for my food, killing normans with longbows and swords and sneaking up at night and slitting their throats.
The other is being a rhodesian soldier tasked with patrolling. I don't give a shit about the policies of rhodsesia, i just loved their style of warfare. Long patrols of small groups who were experts at bushcraft and stealth and improvisation.
There's also other ones such as Rambo Fantasies and Die hard Fantasies.
In all of my gun related fantasies I imagine myself looking like this.
> become beast boy and save terra
is the one i always relied on but mainly just become a side charachter in an animated show and be comfy
>>27909208
I know that patrol feel. When I go hiking by myself I spend pretty much the whole time daydreaming that I'm patroling the hills with my rifle at the ready, though in my head I'm not a soldier but a STALKER in the Zone, or a wasteland wanderer, or maybe a lone lawman hunting for a fugitive or something.
> explore the concept of all the steps needed to sustain modern western existence, down to light bulbs and screws, and package it all into a single collection of buildings, and make it an indefinitely sustainable system... just so the people who live in those buildings and sustain the system can themselves be sustained; all poverty and hunger and needs removed
> the capitalist says you need to work a certain number of hours of a task before you can go to the farm and eat food, and that only few get paid more than most others who are paid less
> the fundamentalist says that if you don't believe as they do you should be dealt with through violence, and they turn public spaces into execution displays
> then there are people who are just assholes and steal what isn't their own, intentionally misplace tools as a joke, or willfully destroy the physical structures that keep them alive
fucking carbon-based life
> imagine a world where robots exist and don't put up with humanshit.
>>27909284
Same here.
When I go hiking I usually imagine myself post apocalypse and that I am making my way to an area I haven't checked for supplies yet.
There could be zombies/aliens/infected/vampires/monsters anywhere and I haven't seen another person for months.
>>27909332
Also I get really annoyed if I see another person and they shatter the illusion
>>27909350
lol it's so true actually
I daydream about mai waifu a lot, especially when I'm in bed and trying to fall asleep.
She's not exactly as she is in her series though, but instead is a grown up version (the character is a high school student in the series and that'd be creepy as fuck), her image inspired by a piece of fanart that I found and really liked. I dream about how we meet, how we just click so quickly, how we realize that we're both still hurting from breakups long ago with the people we once loved, and we start dating and fill the holes in one another's lives.
I hold my dakimakura, and imagine that it's her head tucked under my chin, her breath on my chest, her long, soft hair under my hands, and her petite form not quite reaching down to my feet. I imagine falling asleep together, content, happy for the first time in so long.
God, I'm so pathetic.
>>27909350
Haha, totally, although I'm usually pretty good at getting back into it as soon as they're out of sight.
I am a bit worried that one day I'll be so into he daydream that I see somebody else coming and scream "CHEEKI BREEKI" at them or something, though.
Lol I'm fucking retarded.
When I was in primary school and sitting through school assemblies, I'd imagine a triceratops breaking through the wall, followed by other dinosaurs that were chasing it. The dinosaurs would then proceed to kill everyone, while I was smart enough to get away from the dinosaurs and admire how fucking awesome they are from a distance
Being a lone sword wielding warrior in the post apocalypse.
I fantasize about dying to save a lot of lives.
Probably because it's the sure-fire way to be unconditionally appreciated.
The feeling of slipping away in death knowing that I've done good and people recognize it seems blissful to me.
>>27909531
That's actually pretty rad lol.
I don't know what it is, but while most of the shit that I thought was cool as a kid has long since become retarded and cringeworthy to me, the thought of dinos fucking shit up still fills me with as much pleasure as ever.
>>27909284
Yeah, Post apocalyptic fantasies are great as well.
I want to try urbexing with full soldier gear, tactical vest, milsurp clothes, a crossbow (can't walk around in urbex locations with rifles in the UK), a large knife and get in the zone. Shame there's no good rural urbex spots near me.
i go innawoods but never alone, it's fun with family but i want to go full stalker innawoods alone by myself.
>>27909840
My post-apocalyptic fantasy is rebuilding a small tribal society in the mountainous parts of Northern-Europe.
With me as the head of tribe.
>>27909840
Where in the UK are you? I know some good innawoods and urbex spots
>>27909840
The closest I've gotten is really big airsoft "ops."
Normal airsoft games kind of suck, they're just a clusterfuck with lots of dumb teenagers running around, but once in a while you can go to a game that's on a ton of land, and you actually get to experience those feels of patrolling around with just you and a few bros, running into an enemy patrol and having a skirmish, searching for an objective, all that kind of stuff. It's really cool.
They do some STALKER ops in Europe too, I watched some videos of one (can't remember exactly where but it was one of the Scandanavian/Nordic countries) and it looked absolutely amazing. They had a huge field spread over an entire forest, with little towns and bases, all of the factions represented and everybody dressed appropriately, and loot you could find, hoard, and trade in to buy gear at the end of the game. There were bandit attacks, capturing and trading prisoners, Duty and the Military making impromptu alliances and attacking a Freedom base, a town where lone Stalkers were drinking at an actual bar and having arena battles, pretty much everything that happens in the games but roleplayed in real life for 48 hours. It looks absolutely amazing.
>>27904261
feel this
i am midway through a law degree and i still have to pretend i am a detective in a noir film to sit myself down and do any work.
when i'm in public i like to pretend i'm in a police state and have illicit documents in my bag/under my coat
Having parents who say nice things to me is my escapist fantasy.
I guess my dad coming back to life, too, while we're asking for impossible things.
>be a qt animu grill in a neon drenched dystopian future
>do sick ass underground 1337 haxor shit
>have sick ass cyber sex with other animu grill haxors
>everything always turns out fine cause I'm the protagonist
fuck man anime ruined my life
>>27909989
>pretty much everything that happens in the games but roleplayed in real life for 48 hours.
I'm gonna fucking find this shit. Gonna cheeki breeki for real.
>>27909904
Same.
I'm always the leader of a tribe, either an Anglo Saxon tribe innawoods or a post apocalyptic tribe innawoods as well.
I'm always the hunter who lives outside the village in semi seclusion but I'm the leader as well.
>>27909935
I'm in East Sussex, but my innawoods spots are in west sussex. Mainly on the south downs, near bignor hill. Plenty of large patches of woodland, never seen anyone else there. fucking great
>>27909989
Yeah i've seen the video, it was Finland if i'm correct. I'd love to do airsoft OPs but nothing can compare to shooting a rifle or shotgun, the recoil, the smell, the powder.
i watch scoutthedoggie's videos on youtube and imagine it's an actual warzone and that I'm there innawoods.
I'd love to join the military if I actually fought for something and it was a ragtag militia guirrella group, but the only way of doing that is going to shitholes in africa or eastern europe.
i'm just waiting for the SHTF to happen
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>running at the olympic games
>knowing that everyone I know is at home watching and cheering on me
>knowing that no matter how I perform I still have had the eyes of the world on me, even just for a few seconds
my escapist fantasies always draw from hemingway it seems
i'm either deserting ww1 with a cute french girl or leading a ragtag anarchist revolution in spain
Are you me desu?
completely original
>>27909671
another thing I used to do in primary school assemblies was imagine that I had uncontrollable laser vision, and that I'd kill whoever I looked at (I'd try to dart my eyes back and forth to cut people's heads off)
>>27910224
... or fighting in the french resistance
something about a people's army gives me a heartwarming feeling, even though i don't really like violence
I have quite a few of these fantasies
>performing with intense passion (this applies for dancing as well as playing music, I can't do either)
>getting shot by some mafia guys
>being in stationed somewhere serving in armed forces (my country is to irrelevant to do that)
>living in a comfy studio apartment in new york or any other major city without ever having to leave it
>going on summer adventures together with a cute girl>how people would react when they first get to know about my suicide
>>27909840
>>27909989
>>27910036
Sounds like you bros need to check out Oldtown. I'm saving up for a ticket to poland so I can hit it next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5QGgaIiCbw
>>27909350
Shit I know this feel so much
>turn off PC at 3-4AM
>total quiet in my room
>total silence outside
>ISTHISIT.EXE
>look outside window
>hear nothing but silence
>no lights on anywhere
>feels like its just me alone in the whole world now
>feels incredibly comfy and peaceful
>suddenly car drives by on the avenue ahead
>illusion broken
>>27907081 thats my post just for reference
I love to fantasize about a neo-colonialism, and Anglosphere Empire scenario in the modern days in an alternate future where the West never became cucked by white-guilt and decolonization
Even draw maps for it for fun, pic related
>>27910131
Imagine this guy, but instead of physical running it's racing cars, and you've got pretty much my whole friends group.
I mean, shit, I'm into it too, but I have other interests as well, while 100% of these guys' free time is devoted to making their shitbox go around some cones 1/10th of a second faster so they can be the fastest shitbox in a class full of other shitboxes. Autocross is like the most autistic thing I've ever been involved with, despite years of anime conventions and vidya, and yet all of these guys have QT GFs and I can't get a date to save my life.
>>27910327
That looks kinda cool, actually. Europe has some badass events, I don't know why we don't get similar stuff in the US. (Well, we kinda do, but it's burning man and filled with drugged up psycho hippies.)
Also, that girl at 0:34 is a QT
>>27910378
>born too late to subjugate the savages for Queen and Country
A heavy feel. I know it well.
In a desperate attempt to motivate myself I started a "civ" game with other people in my own head. I took 5 other guys from facebook, and assign them points depending on what they post. Like if this one guy posts a video of him playing guitar (as he often does) he gets points in culture.
If they get enough points you can make a move like getting a certain resource or getting more land.
This is (supposed) to motivate me to do cool things, so that I can win the game in my head.
Also I "host" video game tournaments in my head. I make up some fake people to compete alongside my own fictional character (a girl). In reality its just me playing multiplayer games by myself.
And a few months ago I made small little figurines out of clay and had a game going with them. I separated them and each group had its own country. They could harvest resources (that were based on what objects were in their land- like my lamp was an electric plant, etc). And they could declare war on each other. When two figurines had to fight each other, I put both on a stool on my bed and shook it until one fell off. I stopped doing it because I got bored, but I sometimes think about going back because it was kind of fun.
>>27910327
looks cringey as fuck
this is literally no better than furries or steampunk faggots
>>27910523
I thought so at first as well, until I saw that it's actually an airsoft game and people are just playing post apocalypse for the fuck of it. It actually looks pretty fun.
>>27910469
Yes but as an American I dream of an Anglosphere Empire, with Schengen like ease of travel between the Anglosphere- United States, Canada, British Empire and their colonies, South Africa and their colonies, and Oceania (Australia, New Zealand and their colonies) with a strong Anglosphere Empire, and a strong Europe that has colonies deep in Africa, Western Man dominated the globe, and the stars, with healthy competition between the Anglosphere, Europe, Russia, China and Japan for the conquest of the solar system.
A far better future than the one we have now.
I really should draw up a world map of this like I did here >>27910378
>be genetically experimented on as a fetus to grow beetle wings in that hard shell coming out my back
>trained in social isolation since birth to manuever through the air with wings
>once i turn 18, revealed by the scientists to the world how they made the first human-insect hybrid
>world-famous, lovers (who want to get to know me) and haters (who hate me and the scientists for messing with evolution or some shit)
>i have like 5 million instagram followers where i post stupid in-air selfies
>bonus scene
>in an interview
>"So are there any other human-insect hybrids?"
>Begin to stumble my words
>Remember all my hybrid brothers and sisters who died before me due to genetic complications
>Angela was the only girl (ant-girl) that I ever loved
>Olliver always had our backs (because he had compound eyes being a fly)
>Eddie, another beetle hybrid had fallen comatose to the advancement injections for wing growth
>That I was supposed to take first
>"I'm not in a position to answer that question. I'm sorry."I need friends
>>27910486
pic related are the figurines
making them was a good way to lower stress
>>27910328
shit man >>27907081 sounds peaceful as fuck. Would be amazing,
Little story time
>about 3 months ago
>get in from work late (about 1am) and play vidya for a couple of hours
>power goes out
>check the fuses
>nope, power just gone
>decide to sit outside and have a joint
>had a some tea in my travel mug (make it in there as it holds 2 cups and stays hot for like 3 hours, so I dont have to get up to make more)
>take my tea and my joint outside as i have a little overhang over my front door and a little table and chairs
>my street is always quiet at night
>completely silent and completely dark
>power is out in the whole area
>sit outside peaceful as fuck in the complete silence and just smoke and drink my tea and look at the stars
>feels like i am the only person in the world
>comfy as hell
>some chav walks past blaring EDM and totally ruins the whole illusion
I turn into god and create new worlds to fuck around with in human form.
some of this thread
>>27903974
while learning gun disarms back when i did martial arts this fantasy went through my head a lot. It still does sometimes
>>27910740
>feels like i am the only person in the world
The best fucking feel, it comes on so rarely especially when you live in a big city like I do.
I distinctly remember one day waiting for the subway in a tunnel, not too many people there and I walked off the the very end of the platform, (surprisingly it didn't smell like piss) and just stood behind a pillar, to my right was the square pillar so I didn't see anyone there in front of my or to my right, and to my left was just the subway tunnel and a walkway to the maintenance doors, with a giant fan blowing nearby so I couldn't hear anyone talking from further up the platform and I just stood there with a serene falling of calm and immediately got the realization that this is probably one of the few times that I have been so far from any human in any direction, (as I live in an apartment), up, down, right, left noone else immediately around me for several feet (it was a very long platform) and damn was it a nice feeling, living in the city you don't get that feeling too often, even when out in the park or by the shore there are always people there, some seeking the same escape as you.
But obviously in a city the more removed you are from people the more in danger you might be from other people, if you get what I mean, so paradoxically a fantasy scenario where you are the only person in a giant city is literally my number one desire and wish. As it would be incredibly peaceful and incredibly safe no matter where you were, you wouldn't have to worry about running into someone unhinged or whatever, because you would know for a fact you were the only person there and can and do whatever with no fear or anxiety to hold you back and you could just explore and do whatever you want.
On the other hand the idea of being all alone deep in the woods is kinda less enticing, and somewhat more spooky to me than the idea of an empty city might be for others.
>kill myself violently in front of a lot of people
>freak them out
>give them nightmares for a long time
>hopefully make them feel bad
>>27911165
>than the idea of an empty city might be for others.
Meant, to say like the idea might be.
I fantasize about having a tiny house and enough money to bum around the US and Canada for a year. My only real attachments in my area are work and family, so I'd probably settle on the other side of the continent. Maybe on the outskirts of Portland. I have a weird idealized vision of getting big in the Portland noise scene and getting just enough money to pay for Internet.
I mostly have these kinds of power trip fantasies when im about to go to bed or when i first wake up and have nowhere to be for a while. I'll imagine I'm someone important or powerful, but temporarily immobile. A space marine whose armors been EMP'd, or a detective who knows a key peice of evidence incriminating a mob boss, but who has been buried in a shallow grave and is awaiting an informant with a shovel and a heart of gold. It helps me relax and gives my brain something to dwell on while giving my body a reason not to fidget.
My fantasy involves me making a deal with some ancient cosmic god and recieving power directly from them. I use the power to influence those around me, and to get my hands on ancient tomes to research more forgotten and forbidden magicks. Eventually I ascend to become similar to the god I made the deal with. I just want to become a powerful wizard.
had a recurring one for a while, and even made a kind of story around it
>some apocalypse occurs out of nowhere, bright lights and explosions everywhere
>manage to survive and leave my house
>the entire area is almost abandoned and a plenty of the builds look ravaged
>begin to explore and find out that now magic exists, same style as most fantasy settings but with the modern world as the backdrop
>find a few other survivors and we begin to band together and engage in jolly cooperation against the beasts that now inhabit the land
>end up finding small settlements of people trying to survive in this new, recruiting people and create a well sized mercenary band, kind of like the band of the hawk from berserk
>find out that somewhere else, another person has had the same idea as me but took it further and created his own kingdom out of scraps of civilisation still left
>its the classic brutal and evil empire
from there it starts to culminate into a battle not only against this evil empire, but also against the mysterious forces that caused the apocalypse in the first place
this is the one I've had for the longest, but I've also had most of the ones mentioned itt
>Every night I go to sleep I listen to music
>Pretend I can stop time
>Do everything while time stands still
>Gain imense knowledge from books etc. after untold time spent in the frozen world
>Unfreeze time and become the most wise person on the planet in the blink of an eye from everyone's perspective
>Even if I had to die after the countless millenniums when time would unfreeze I still would have done more in a lonely stopped world than this one.
I like to imagine what it would be like to be an immortal being of unimaginable power able to do literally anything I can think of, even abstractly.
The possibilities are really to much to conceive sometimes. Often I like to think of destroying the earth in a cataclysmic earthquakes and explosions scenario. Once it's over I would rewind time but keep everyone's memory in tact to see how they would respond to me.
Also just generally fucking around with my godly powers in any situation and playing with the reactions of others to elicit respect or amusement.
>Worldwide socialist revolution
>girl I like and I end up in same battalion of an elite and ideologically reliable motorized rifle unit
>start to fall in love
>defend revolution from reactionaries and nazis
>after a battle, both exhausted when going back to base
>I trip and fall in the barracks, she trips and falls on me
>intense lovemaking.jpg
>staring into her eyes the entire time
this is literally my perfect world, I know, it's kinda out there even for /r9k/
>>27912028
Never apologize for thoughts that bring you pleasure if we did the only word we could speak is sorry.Also I like the idea.
>>27909135
I hope you speak Latin
>>27903887
>sometimes fantasize about there being a school shooter and breaking every bone in his body
>other times fantasize about being the school shooter
>fantasize about people trying to mug me and killing them
>fantasize about surviving the apocalypse
>Fantasize about not surviving the apocalypse
>saving high school and oneitis from a shooter
>just living a normal, perfect life with a gf and everything in a universe were things went right
>imagining the reactions of people if I mill myself
>I'm a soldier in ww1/2 and have to fight for my life
Life is boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS_20JPaEnA
>>27909289
I pretend I'm an actual robot. It's pretty easy since I feel practically no emotion nowadays. It's pretty cool
>>27912749
so its like harry potter
>>27903887
I'm the bbc
Does anyone else here often have multiple branching paths of their fantasies they like to explore and therefore never really "finish" them?
Like I'll be imagining something but think of a scenario where it could go a different way so I'll branch off of that and fantasize about how that goes for a bit to satisfy that curiosity and then go back to the "main" storyline of the fantasy and continue on there until I get to another branch off point and explore that also
It's fun
>>27910381
> Tfw you will never be takumi
>>27910669
You seem pretty cool anon.ordinal originalio desu desu
>>27912830
Yes I do this, but I get carried away with my thoughts until I get lost.
>driving in car
>look out window
>imagine someone running alongside your car, jumping over benches and street signs
Does anyone else have to be doing something else when doing this kind of fantasy?
I dont know, maybe I'm autistic or something, but I have to be bouncing a ball in order to fantasize about something. I have like 10 different tennis balls scattered around my house and sometimes I just pick one up and bounce and throw it off the walls. I can get so lost in though when doing that.
>>27903974
Kek. In my case I imagined I was the shooter. I still think about it nowadays.
>>27911768
so instead of using the Dragonslayer, you're using magic now? Wizard Guts with blood magic!
Na but really, that sounds like a sweet scenario anon.
>>27912028
>>27910224
>>27909840
based anons
>>27913025
Yes and probably. Stimulatory flow state can be a good thing, so don't worry about it.
ignore this post plsslslslslslslsslfd
I imagine a fantasy realm. There is three major regions but the one i imagine is a series of states that are always ar war or allied. Always the same ten states.
That an orphan warrior emerges joins a mercenary group called "the golden hound" mostly fighting creatures of the dark small but powerful group. So it going into a cave to fight obscenities of this world. Then meeting a demi-god like creature older than the written word. After realizing he wont win he runs while bidding time for the rest. Then the creature gives him a gift. Then shortly after joining a state when a political family is ruine. a son goes after his father the mother dies with him with the aid of an extremely skilled mercenary group called "the black hand"then one if the three brothers amase an army and fails and the last and youngest brother is now called a black prince and tries to take the thone with the orphan warrior. Wins and he is congratulated as the right hand man whose words are equal to the king in a military sense.
After that another ten years pass a new orphan child emerges. He grows up under fire based monks but betrays them and tries to burn the world and rebuilding it in his image at the age of 16. This will often be seen as the scorched earth crisis where entire armies fall beneath a singke boy.
Then it will end something like beowolf. Where a green unknown soldier rises trough the ranks trough merit alone. But i never put much thought on that.
Id elaborate if yall want
>>27913306
I usually imagine it in a big hollywood block buster kind of deal. With an original trilogy and a fourth and final film where the character dies off. The three major events of his career being a single film each with some back story and world building here and there.
>>27913131
>13131
it must be true. I'm the first person, thanks. I've had that fantasy for so long. it's just a really hot thing in my mind.
i fantasize about a wold where someone cares about me and feels happy when i am around
>>27903887
The ones that always come back to me are imagining interviews people would have with me after I become a success in some way. I imagine they ask a question and I imagine the answers. It's pretty masturbatory.
>>27909208
I think you may be me lad.
>>27903887
I go for walks at night and imagine that a mugger will try attack me. Then I'll disarm him, take his blade, and push him to the ground, holding his life in my hands. But instead of killing him, I throw the blade away and offer him a hand to help him stand up. He's so touched by this that he states he has a life debt to me and we go on jolly adventures together.
>>27903906
>imagine epic fights to the music with the fight playing out with the sound of the music or to the theme of the song
This too.
>>27905004
Also this. I had an entire novel planned out for an althistory of China where the civil war was fought with Mecha, but then I realised it wouldn't work because China had barely industrialised at the time.
>>27905462
Just write it dude. You can't get better if you don't write it.
Literal god powers. Like I could do literally anything I wanted.
Not necessarily what I'd do, but how the world would react to my various actions. I'd be smiting people left and right, leaking corporate secrets, all sorts of mischief.
And there would absolutely nothing people could do about it.
>>27903887
I have rape fantasies, that is I fantasise about breaking into girls houses and esping then. Also raping and humiliating female prisoners in war.
back when I was a kid and Avatar: the Last Airbender was just getting into Book 3 I had dreams about being some Chad waterbender who was the strongest in the world and Katara fell in love with me and we became a couple and shit
I kept making deals with "God" or whatever. Things like "if I can get all this shit out of the fridge before it starts beeping, I get extra points but if not I will be punished.". Thought that in the end if I had enough point Katara would visit and take me into the other world.
At some point I also wanted to be in the world of Asterix and Obelix.
I pretend that I'm the first person to walk on Mars all the time, I've been doing it too long to even remember.
I come up with the names of all my crew, and pick out spots where I would land on Google Mars. I even draw out my ideas for what my spacecraft would look like, and what sort of scientific equipment we would bring.I may have gone too far in a few places.
>>27915674
Nice, I like it
I sometimes lately have this fantasy of being the first human to circumnavigate the Moon by vehicle, and I'm streaming it live for the world to see everyday, multiple camera angles. In one fantasy theres an O2 leak in my suit as I went out to explore and the entire world is watching with bated breath as I calmly walk over to my rover several meters away, staying as calm as possible and breathing like a monk to conserve O2 in my suit, and sometimes I make it to the rover and the world rejoices or sometimes I don't make it in time and collapse a few meters from the rover out of oxygen and the world is reminded of the dangers of space exploration all too vividly.
Other times it all goes well and as I approach the terminator of the far side the signal goes weak and before I lose connection entirely I say "see ya on the other side" to Mission control Houston. And I never emerge from the far side of the Moon again. Fueling theories and conspiracies about what happened to me, and sparking peoples imagination to come retrace my steps and find me and find out what happened to me, by drone or by rover.
I fantasize about a world in which I'm dead and never existed and my mother and father never planned to have me.
>>27915851
Yours is neat as well, there's something about space and other planets that's so damn compelling.
If I had to pick a way to die, it would probably involve a crash on a lifeless planet or something.
>>27916020
It's the magnificent desolation as Buzz said I tell ya
I'm gonna dump some comfy space pics now.
>>27916079
Please do. Loving comfy space feels right now
>>27915317
>Asterix and Obelix
My man. I didn't know anyone else knew that stuff desu
>>27916135
Those comics were GOAT
>>27916115
ok
O R I G I N O O O O
>Being screwed over so hard by the system that I go for broke and try to pull off a daring, no-guns-only-brains heist.
>Being able to buy peoples souls, sell them to the devil for powers, like making things gold and shit so I could buy more souls and get more powers.
>Starting a Mafia or drug empire.
>pulling off a prison escape.
>Surviving on a desolate island.
>Surviving the zombie apocalypse.
I vaguely remember that I used to dream about being a hero... Maybe winning over some girl I liked. Tragically, seems that dreams dead.
Space fantasies mostly. My current one takes place on a space station orbiting an ice planet that orbits a foreign sun. I'm the main character, a private investigator on the btink of uncovering a vast conspiracy.
fuck the robot desu senpaitachi
This one is super comfy, I would love to live on a space station with lots of windows.
>>27916197
Thank you.
Comfiest pic in the thread. Look at that pure isolation. Closest thing is a couple of hundred miles away.
Not actually sure what webm this is, but it's in my space folder.
>>27916309
Imagine how Michael Collins felt while he was alone in the Command Module while Neil and Buzz were on the surface of the Moon.
He probably held the title of loneliest man in the world.
>>27907321
>holding large rallies
>have enthusiastic speeches, like hitler levels of enthusiasm.
Really, having the crowd enthusiastically respond to my speech would be the greatest.
>>27911905
Stopping time was something I fantasized about all the time back in middle school. It would be the greatest thing now that I'm in uni.
>>27913131 Every single one of these I have more or less fantasized about. Particularly the revolution part.
>>27916410
>robots bitch about being lonely
>his guy was literally 200 thousand miles away from everyone else in the world
el oh el
Dumping pics on /r9k/ is such a fucking chore because you can't let the pictures speak for themselves you always have to write something with them, even if its nonsensical or just original commento it still gets tiresome quickly
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea. Don't remember the original robot being like that though maybe it was
>>27916410
>He probably held the title of loneliest man in the world.
that kind of isolation would be amazing to experience even just once.
>comfiest man in the universe
>>27916509
He pretty much said so himself he enjoyed it, lucky fella
>>27916505
hullo fellow spaceposter
ORIGINOOOO
COMMENTOO
>>27916614
its just not worth it desu
fuck the robot
I miss Hmmmmmmm threads
>tfw wrote ~85k word /mlp/ aie fanfic that was pretty much a big self-insert power fantasy
>tfw I am beyond caring about how autistic that is
>>27916677
>85k word /mlp/ fanfic
>>27903887
>imagine myself fighting in WW3 almost every day.
>befriend people in other branches of the military
>convince some enemy units to join us.
>we're eventually going to bring about peace.
>>27916706
I stopped giving a fuck ages ago
Mostly because it's also my most secret thing and I never mention it or talk about it in any way unless I'm on an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving theater house. I don't feel shame for it, but I will never admit to writing it or anything like that IRL.
Some comfy music to go along with some comfy space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKw5mbcE7VY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ
Why did hiro bring back the robot in the first place?
>>27916889
to give an illusion of change
>>27903887
i am a parrot flying over a valley of dogs and i go over a rainbow
i love animals
>you will never be born in the 50's, just in time to watch the worlds greatest achievements in space
>>27903887
Fantasy when i was 18:
>gain large amounts of money through based music
>living in a big Westlake/ Calabasis house.
>big booty girlfriend whos basically a sex slave with lots of big booty friends
>my whole squad with me
>luxury cars
>tons of weed tons of lean, alchohol collection
>famous on internet, famous locally.
>eternal life
Fantasy now:
>living in an off the beaten path part of oregon
>gaming all day
>all the weed you can smoke, scotch collection
>library room with collection of classics.
>impressionist style painting every once in a while.
>tons of guns, target shooting, collecting etc.
>pickup truck
>girls here and there but nothing serious
>an hero by the age 70
things really change
>you will never see this with your own eyes
>>27914217
Finally, someone who is interested in Anglo Saxon history.
I fucking love Hereward the Wake, part of me thinks he was secretly an anglo saxon pagan.
>no manned mission to Saturn and it's moons in your lifetime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
I would always imagine I was a furry in a magical world and that I was a successful artist who fucked a lot of girls. Any piece of media I would see and liked would be assimilated into a scenario in this world involving me. I didn't just live through one character, it was whatever suited the kind of person I aspired to at the time.
I still do this.
>>27917060
Who's eyes am I looking at it with right now then?
>>27907144
That's kind of hilarious desu
>>27917060
Buy a telescope. I can see Jupiter pretty clearly with my ~$200 scope.
>>27917235
Mine. And I need them back soon so I can watch porn. FSA is good, but watching a tiny 4'11" chick with tiny little perky tits get picked up and fucked in the air by a 35 year old tattooed, bald white guy is better
>>27917235
Jupiter from the bottom.
>>27917268
I actually used to have one, it's at my dads house right now I think. I'll have to pick it up next time I see him.
>>27903887
I wish I had the life of John McAfee
>>27903887
>Desperately love old computers and how they look
>Until I realized what I was doing, would find huge amounts of information on a certain model, watch videos saying how good it is for productivity work (business spreadsheets etc) and get incredibly hyped, then buy one online.
>When it arrived, would play with it a little, install some outdated games, then get bored and move onto another model because I'm not a businessman with any business things to do on it and it's not workable for my primary use of computers (internet)
I regret missing the earlier eras of computing so much.
>>27913001
I'm not the only one who does this? I always see him progressing to phenomenal leaps that always have a target like an electric pole or a mailbox.
>>27917235
Wait I really misread your post didn't I.
>>27917328
>make assloads of money with a product you admit is shit
>fuck hookers and do coke 24/7 in south america
>kill a motherfucker and get away with it
>>27917347
to be clear, the fantasy is that i'm living in the past and using such a machine, especially for BBS's or early web-browsing, but i can't practically do any of those.
desperate, I try to buy the fantasy into reality, but it doesn't work.
it might have seemed a little off-topic if I didn't clarify, the main thing is trying to actually purchase your fantasy and seeing it fail over and over.
Most common one is pretty pretentious and edgy desu. For the last 3 years I make myself fall asleep thinking about how I could create world peace and unity through omnipotent means without just brainwashing everyone. Some retarded ideas have been bounced off the walls of my skull.
>if everyone was beautiful and athletic would they be able to get along?
>if everyone was exposed to a single robot's life story would they treat people better?
>what if everyone was the same race?
>what if everyone was psychic?
>could I conquer everything through military force and become like the Emperor of Mankind?
etc etc. The only other fantasy is the usual self-inserting as a side character in whatever fiction I just read/watched and being friends with the characters in the book/movie/anime/etc. Pic related I guess.
>Become bible style badass prophet, like Samuel ,Moses, Isaiah or Elijah
>Healing people of their physical ailments, helping them with spiritual and psychologicall ones
>Casting out demons and bad spirits whit the same annoyance you'd chase away pidgeons with
>Doing all kinds of miraculous stuff to reveal greater spiritual truths
>Teaching people about Christ's message
>Wandering the earth making friends and bringing people together in fellowship
>Getting evil folks to repent and act out the best in themselves
>Following all applicable OT commandments like a boss (I'd miss bacon and shrimp)
>Walking around in a cloak and tunic without it looking weird, because that sounds better to me than a shirt and pants
>Talking with God and the angels in the wilderness
I know it's weird.
I have my version of life where things went the way I want they did. I picked up all the girls I liked, had multiple girlfriends, beaten and killed people and was a super genius using the internet to intantly learn about robotics and shit as I read, while keeping low profile by pretending I'm just an average joe. I even have a list of my imaginary sexual conquests.
The me from the other reality nowadays has his own place where he set up a lab and worked on nanomachines to improve his body. He has machines and an AI that helps him and will soon go Iron Man against governments to establish his own empire. He'll soon start a huge war by nuking the city he grew up in and hates with almost everyone he knows in (save for the few he loves), making it look like it were government higher ups while faking his own death.
>>27917355
I've made a Shadowrun character based on him, just looking for a group to play with.
>>27917700
This is possible desu
Nothing too elaborate. I mainly fantasize that I have mind control powers and I can force people to do my bidding. It's pretty straightforward from there: Attractive girls fuck me on demand, rich people give me free money, the government gives me all of their classified intel, etc etc. Then I imagine what I could do after getting all of that stuff out of my system and start thinking about becoming a global dictator. Usually my first project is diverting most of the world's resources into finding a cure of aging so I can become an immortal god emperor. The other day I genuinely surprised myself because after getting that far into the fantasy I actually imagined I would use my power for good, like forcing the world's greatest minds to focus on space travel, free energy, and such. I must be a good person deep down.
Part 1
Autistic as fuck but fun to imagine
I am a conservative right wing pseudo-nazi
People will only be equal if they want to be
>dystopian future
>police state with militaristic dictator
>private company grows massively and operates closely with government
>subsidiary working at arms length from parent company
>subsidiary directed by parent company to keep government in check
>subsidiary hires operators
>me and a select few will be operators
>each operator has a rank and pda with appropriate permissions
>I'm first technician with all rights
>pdas have geolocation and markers for all pdas
>operators can hand out pdas with varying access and give ranks to new users
>massive user network of skilled people
>slowly improve the earth
>pdas give access to hidden infrastructure like underground store houses and suspended narrow gauge railways.
>railways consist of old real infrastructure and 'hidden' operator infrastructure.
>those not contributing to society and the economy will be "disappeared"
>government officials replaced with subsidiary personnel
>religion abolished
>schools now teach the end goal of humanity that requires cooperation and working together
>everyone is equal and the same and will be taught the values of a single culture
>all non assimilative parties branded rebels and extermination squads deal with rebels
>currency reformed
>cash abolished
>digital credit only
>pdas mass distributed
>names replaced with numbers, however people can opt to keep their first name as a prefix
>education mandatory to the age of 16
>all businesses nationalised
>unqualified personnel work in resource extraction and other menial work like cleaning
>those with higher qualifications are to be given higher level jobs with higher levels of pay
>everyone gets a basic package which includes accommodation and food and other essentials
>wages can be used to upgrade these facilities
>>27919015
Part 2
>those who do not want to work will be placed in factories (glorified labour camps)
>producing goods, food, weapons or anything that needs to be produced
>those who do not work will be removed from the work force
>depending on the reason for expulsion they will either be retired and given pension, shot, imprisoned or removed from society all together by the means of burying them in sealed container where they will have to fill in paper work in turn they will get food and water
>not doing any paperwork will slowly fill the room with carbon dioxide, slowly making the survival reflex kick in as humans have a reflex triggered by co2
>if co2 levels rise to inhumane levels gas is replaced with helium to humanly terminate the non citizen
>Non essential services like entertainment and recreation will be subsidised by the new government to maintain morale
>to prevent riots, water supplies will contain opiodes to keep the populous happy
>In extreme cases mind altering drugs like igogaine and lsd microdoses will be distributed in all possible ways (chemtrails, water, prescription meds, street installed vaporisers and food)
>>27903887
>become a rapper
>impress everyone with my outlandish samples or some shit by emulating kanye
I only really fantasize about not having to worry about my health deteriorating and having enough money to have nice things and stay inside without worrying about anything and maybe immunity to the law so I can buy all the darknet drugs I want without worrying about getting busted.
I fantasize about all the men in the world becoming super hot/cute girls and all the women growing dicks. So now all the men have to have the babies.
But i'm too autistic to stop at a fetish and start imaging how it would impact society. How places like the middle east would react if all the Muslim men became teenage girls. Just the impact it would have in the world.
I like to pretend I am a dictator and have total control of the country and everyone has to respect me. Then I think out all the policies I'd put in place and how I would handle dissent.
I fantasize about getting dubs all the time. I imagine all the replys telling me they checked my infemous double digits, I think to what if my post ends up on r/4chan, what if these dubs are better than all previous ones? What if I call these dubs before they even happen what if I become duble digits man.
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>>27903974
I had this old bat of a piano teacher whose house was across the street, and downhill from, this HUGE watertank...I used to imagine if the watertank burst, how I would be the hero and save her.
>>27904304
So please explain the way the USE states are drawn, as well as India
> actually interested
>>27919233
Sometimes I fantasize about myself and a bunch of random anons becoming cute/sexy school girls at some school in an alternate universe.
Like we all wake up one morning like that and end up running into each other at school and revealing to each other about it.
We'd have girl adventures and become friends.
usually variations on becoming/possessing 10/10 anime girls in real life and then doing power shit
Like pretending to be a leader of an alien race of anime girls that have come to earth to fuck around. I often imagine an interview with Joe Rogan as first contact, and all the girls are big into like one topic and are named after it. Like Space Warrior is the war person etc. Before coming to earth we wiped out the majority of all sentient life that was out there. Earth was considered a form of entertainment and I imagined that one of the biggest empires had a whole world dedicated to right wing talk show hosts with statues and temples playing old programs.
Current favorite is a future me who studied A.I at the library and inventing computers who could feel that were time dilated and exposes to countless recorded experience making them effectively 500 years old at 'birth' to bridge the gap between man and machine so they can make more intelligent choices. Again I get interviewed on joe rogan and generally talk about how awesome I am and my opinions about how everyone is not as logical as me and they are dumb for being like that. In this one I'm not a girl though.
I don't particularly like the idea of being a girl either I just would like to have a body like that.
I have a sci-fi universe ive been thinking about for a long time now, to bad im a fucking shit writer or id do something with it.
Basically, morally bankrupt far future post-humanity fights eldritch space horrors and fucks up aliens. Also sometimes think about multiverse stuff, like humanity setting up bases in magic dimensions and shit.
Humanity has mostly discarded the modern concept of morals after getting butt-fucked super hard when they first went inter-stellar, now they sort of function as survivalists that look out for themselves. Also big into humanity generally being pretty fucking terrifying, like using shitloads of WMD's, self replicating robot swarms and body horror level post-human shells.
Still the good guys though, and not in an ironic way. Just selfish and with practically no limits on what they research.
>Everybody except me and girl x is dead
>I pack up and head out, exploring people's homes and scavenging
>like an imaginary irl dayZ
>I usually plan out what I'd do and how things would go
I want this to happen. I don't even care if I would be completely alone, that would be perfectly fine.
>>27903887
I had no imagination and used to have Deep Space Nine fantasies
>Junior science officer, with brilliant strategist skills and leadership qualities
>Befriend Dax and Bashir and have god tier bantz with Quark and Kira
>Respected friend of Sisko, dine with him regularly
>Personal mentor to Nog, giving him advice
>Go on various adventures in the Gamma Quadrant, have bantz with Weyoun on more than one occasion
>Always on duty, always ready to help, thus gain respect of Odo
>Eventually die tragically during the siege of DS9, given a proper funeral
a basic outline, but i developed entire storylines in my head, a lot of which I still remember
>>27903887
>no formal structures
>people just into random adventures or projects and coalesce together
>irony doesn't exist
>after the adventure everyone basically forgets who everyone was
>repeats forever
It's some kind of anti-power fantasy. A world where power doesn't really exist.
>>27910007
this sounds like fuckin fun
>>27920338
It sounds like you have quite an imagination, actually. You've practically created a character right there.
I fantasise about attending a successful job interview, making friends and not bombing out of my upcoming college courseTHIRD TIME'S A CHARM!.
Oh and I imagine how I'd get by if I was teleported into whatever game I'm playing, or show I'm watching.
>>27920542
I suppose so, I kind of felt like I was stealing from the show a little bit. Those were some good fantasies though, sometimes brought to life with the inhibition of acid on occasion.
>>27920569
It's not stealing if you take the original formula and put your own twist on it. You could take inspiration from characters in previous forms of entertainment, and make them your own by changing things up a bit and adding new characters and events. People do it all the time. Few things are truly original.
You seem to have a flair for creative thought, and could probably do a lot with less. Have you thought about writing a Trek universe fan book or something? There's tons of room for non-canon stuff, and it might be a fun way to pass the time or even make some money.
>>27903887
I like to fantasize about being attractive I go around and ask cute grills out only for to end well but it doesn't end well it never ends well.
>>27920677
I was always disturbed by the thought of fan fiction, but I do like the idea of writing a Trek story, or even just a general sci-fi story. You really are flattering me too much, I didn't really think I had a creative flair.
But yeah! I would like to write some stories at some point, either based in the canon universe or something completely different entirely!
>>27920717
I'm a huge fan of Deep Space 9, and I've thought about doing something like that, but I don't feel that I have the creative spark to write something that will pass for original. And I know what you mean about fanfic. Some of them are pretty racy! I was thinking more on the style of a novel.
>>27903914
>>I gain incredible strength, even compared to what I already have
>>even compared to what I already have
>>already have
Retard strength must be awesome
>watch superhero movie
>feel like a badass
>pretend to do kungfu
>>27920785
I have quite a few of the novels, both based on official episodes (Emissary comes to mind), and sort of expanded universe stuff, set after the end of the Dominion War. I thought the show itself was pretty racy also! I mean, it bordered on being pretty sexy in some scenes, especially when Ezri Dax came into it.
Think of an episode you really like and then add something to it! That's what I liked to do, and from there on it gradually got more and more creative, turning into new stories and character arcs
>>27917446
I understand your pain
>>27917446
Man, I know this pain in a different way. I've basically lived my whole adult life perennially broke because of trying to do this with cars.
>>27903887
>Literally daydream 99% of my life
>Think of what kind of film any song i listen to could be a soundtrack to
>Like to think about making a large scale 1000 v. 1000 WW2 game based around an Allied amphobious assualt on a small island off the coast of Greece where there are bombers, tanks, and boats
>Like to think about being successful one day
>>27919233
>But i'm too autistic to stop at a fetish and start imaging how it would impact society
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHI do that too, fuck, sometimes I can't help myself and have to actively tell myself its just a fucking fantasy/fetish (whatever it may be) and I don't have to go into the particulars and analyze it to death like that but it almost comes automatically for me lol
>>27914247
Nice I love that fantasy.
>>27921864
>>Like to think about making a large scale 1000 v. 1000 WW2 game based around an Allied amphobious assualt on a small island off the coast of Greece where there are bombers, tanks, and boats
I have a fantasy like that but its more than just an island, its every theater of war, the ultimate WWII game where you can play it out historically or alternate history, with battles happening completely differently.
Sandbox mode where you can set up your own scenarios of anything you want, and you can be anyone from a basic rifleman to a ship gunner, bombardier, landing craft helmsman, sapper, sniper, AA gunner on a battleship, destroyer captain, etc so each battle you play can have a different experience, and it will also play out differently so in one scenario you are captain of a Battleship off the coast of Omaha beach pounding the Germans with your guns, the beach landings succeed, you helped a little with that.
Meanwhile in an other playthrough where you are a US Rifleman you do your best but the complex AI just manages to hold out and you get pushed back to the beaches and have a mini-dunkirk happening there.
Game would be multiplayer and singleplayer with really advanced and smart AI. Moddable and versatile like Arma but not as clunky as it. The ultimate WWII game.
I like to fantasize and even dream about potential videogames a lot, mostly because they're more ambitious and more true to the medium than most vidya we get from the industry these days. And they will never see the light of day ;-;
>>27920211
I hope you realize the major flaws in this. Why it is not okay to live out your life in fantasy, and why you shouldn't want everyone else but you and a girl dead. I don't want to imagine everyone dying, that would suck.
>>27922344
>tfw videogames today are solely made to make the most profit possible for the least expense
The state of todays game industry is why we'll never have a game like that.
>ywn ambush panzers with your friends in T-34s
>ywn storm Normandy on June 6th
>ywn pick off Russian tanks from 1 km in your Tiger with all your friends manning each position
>ywn strafe German convoys in your Hawker Typhoon over France
>ywn shoot down B-29s in your Ki-84 over mainland japan
All the WWII games of the past decade have been utter shit, there's so much potential for a full-scale combined arms game, but no AAA company dares to take it on.
>attend prestigious university and participate in a truly intellectual environment.
>meaningfully engage with a subject I'm passionate about
>spend the rest of my life contributing to that field
That's pretty much all I want out of life.
>>27903887
I am a business major. I seriously have to tell myself that I will be like Donald Trump some day in order to sit down and do my homework. It's kinda pathetic.
>>27922344
>>27922444
>>27922447
look at those numbers.
>>27915317
Kek is that the old comic that even I barely remember?
Won me a Jeopardy question if so haha
>>27922444
Fuck I know man, nice trips too.
Even fucking War Thunder which is one of the few good WWII games out there is utterly ruined by F2P bullshit.
But at least the custom user missions are really fun, and kind of get you that experience.
Basically War Thunder comes closest to this but falls so short, the devs rather keep refining their skinner box so you spend money for golden eagles to shorten the grind of the game, rather than create an actually interesting game with their numerous vehicle assets, beyond shallow arcade mode and half-assed realistic mode.
Even to play custom user missions (plane or tank) with the vehicle you want you have to first grind your ass off to unlock it in the multiplayer mode.
Game is pure pay2notgrind, its the worst of F2P games in terms of skinner box mechanics, and its the greatest waste of potential in terms of modern WWII games.
>>27921864
>Think of what kind of film any song i listen to could be a soundtrack to
This, all the fucking time. Pretty much whenever I have some kind of music on, especially if it's instrumental stuff, I'm imagining movie scenes set to it.
Anybody else ever spent an hour or more repeating the same song over and over again while "editing" your movie scene in your head?
>>27922551
Oh, what's up fellow /wtg/ anon?
Yeah, you've got a pretty good read on the game, I think. I hate it so much, because without the grind and the balance issues it'd be the best WWII game ever made.
The graphics are incredibly and staggeringly well-optimized, no other game comes close to the plane and tank selections, and the RB mouse aim system is probably the best implementation of a "casual" air combat game ever.
The grind and balancing issues just turn me off so damn much, though. Once in a while, I load the game up, and flick through my tech trees looking for something to fly, and often end up giving up because I'm 100 good games away from my next unlock, or because I know that the next thing I want to spade is going to be a nightmare and I'll probably get no kills for 10 games in a row, or whatever.
Custom missions are alright, but I actually enjoy RB multiplayer, at least in theory. I like testing my skills against other people, and when you get a team that actually works together and does things right it's one of the best gaming experiences out there, but that's so damn rare.
>>27922912
>>27922551
>two other /wtg/ bros ITT
neato
I haven't been to that general in too long.
>>27922958
I haven't been there in a while either, actually. I usually do the routine of coming back to the game and thread when a big new patch drops, and then getting sick of it again after a few days.
I've noticed a surprising number of WT anons on /r9k/, and /wtg/ and the ingame chat are absolutely overflowing with depressed robots. I'm not sure if the game draws people like us or if it's done this to us. I do notice that I tend to be substantially more depressed and angsty when I've been playing it regularly...
>>27912830
YES
I must have literally thousands of stories, and I wonder what the longest one is
>>27920800
/fit/ is nothing but a sexually repressed board for wanna be loners
>>27922306
>tfw you'll never become best friends with a jaded would be murderer and show him the good of humanity, leading up to his eventual redemption
