>when a guy says he has it hard
>>27900876
Oh its hard all right
>>27900897
Whatever helps them sleep at night
>Chad's busy tonight so he can't fuck me
Please help get trough this fellow bots.
I'm assuming you're a disgusting whale, so i doubt any guy has ever said that to you.
>When a girl thinks she can judge a man
10/10
>>27900876
Here's the door now go.
>>27900922
But im a robot, you goose.
>when you were gonna date a qt boy but found out he's a slut
nope
bye
>you find out he has no friends
>>27900937
There's no such thing as a fembot and there never will be
>>27900961
But i am one :)
Now go away newfag
>he watches anime
Redflag
Well, as a gender, I think guys do have it harder on average, but if you take an objectively shitty and ugly man and an objectively shitty and ugly woman, I think the woman has it worse almost every single time.
The guy can chalk it up to being the unluckier sex and find a bunch of people similar to him on the internet. Any community for ugly/lonely/whatever women is almost always filled with women who talk about how they get UNWANTED attention from undesirable guys. Or about how in the past they had dates, or how they used to be in a relationship. In some other cases, reject women still have some beta male with them because they're usually not ugly, just crazy or unstable.
>tfw ignoring oneitis
It's time to break the addiction, lasses.
>>27900993
I bet you have 500+ facebook friends and 100+ orbiters on instagram.
>>27901350
i dont use fb or instagrma, only skype which i only have 50 friends on ;)
>>27901399
>only 50 friends
gtfo you fucking normie thundercunt.
>he is only 5ft10
>tfw you're 5'0 and can't get a shredded 6'3 bf so you have to settle with a moderately athletic 6'1 bf
life is so unfair
>>27903231
>>27903209
both of you fuck off
original bomment
I call bait fuck off OP you're a fag
>>27900876
>when a women believes she's alone
>>27901018
Couldn't be more incorrect.
Ugly and shitty women still live on easymode
>Lactating for money
>Having trouble reaching 100 ounces per day
Feels annoying since my old record was higher.
>when you learn he earns less than 100k a year
how do I get back the time I wasted pretending to like him
>when he mercilessly beat you two weeks ago, but you still love him
>tfw you always told yourself you'd never be one of those women who stays with an abuse partner...and now you are one of those women
What should I do? I'm honestly scared and conflicted right now.
>tfw current chad bf isnt as extroverted as last weeks bf
well this isnt gonna work.
>>27903657
Kill yourself. It's all you really deserve
>when a female thinks it's human
>>27903691
This
>>27903657
Here's your (You)
Next, ask him to finish the job properly.
not saying girls don't have it hard, but guys don't get makeup
if you're ugly, you're fucked
>Tfw you realise men gave you the vote
>vote for socialism and progressivism
>let in Islam and ruin the West
>realise your suffrage is going make it so you cant act like a drunken whore
>>27903657
Deep down you like to be abused from time to time by this guy, you're just afraid to consciously admit it. Your female nature is happy to be dominated roughly, that's why you have all this "love" and hormones for him.
>>27903786
Women have it easy
>equal opportunities
>men obligated to look after you
>less chance of death at work
>legal system scewed in your favour
>sex on demand
>>27903657
find someone who is exciting in ways that don't involve beating your ass
>>27903903
But he apologized and doesn't do it all the time.
It was really just in the heat of the moment and he was pretty drunk so I think he atleast deserves another chance.
I don't think I can live without him either. He's literally the nicest, sweetest person in the world when he's not drunk.
>>27903989
Right, and he certainly won't be drinking more and more often as time passes. You're living out a DV stereotype, but it's not like you will change your mind anytime soon.
>>27903657
Tell us more, this is a good feel
Did you cry after? What else has he done?
>>27903821
That's mansplaining m8
>>27903989
Assuming you aren't lying. Get the hell out of there and phone the police to get a restraining order.
>>27904194
No she should stay, she deserves it
>tfw your oneitis is also a ghost so you can never see a picture of him anymore.
Have you ever talked to redpillers? Jesus Christ, those guys are insufferable. I had one retard tell me that girls who travel only do so because they want to taste cock from all over the world. He was 100% serious, too. Dude had no idea how risky it is to be a lone woman abroad, fuck. You can't just go around banging everyone far from home and expect to come out safe and sound.
Imagine a girl going to nigeria just because she wants to fuck niggers. Surely that won't end in aids, right? Or a girl going to a skeezy bar in eastern yurop and getting piss drunk with strangers. Surely she couldn't get kidnapped or become a victim of human trafficking, no sir.
Post dank memes please
The dumbshit would flat out say stuff like "women are inherently inferior to men" and then go on to ask "hey, why can't I find a girlfriend"? Well golly maybe it's because you make all girls around you feel bad. You're not gonna make any black friends if you go around screaming nigger nigger nigger, the same principle applies to picking up chicks.
"Women peak at 16, after that their looks go downhill and nobody wants them!" Yeah, surely that's gonna attract a girl who wants to spend the rest of her life with you. It won't make her feel bad about aging. Fuck, man.
How do these fuckers not realize that women's lives don't revolve entirely around sex? They judge everything chicks do with their dicks. "Oh she smiled at me, it must mean she wants to fuck. Oh she's wearing tight pants, surely she must want guys to ogle her ass. Oh she's buying vegetables, it must mean she's trying to stay nice and thin for Chad Thundercock. Women who wear pants are all a bunch of whores trying to be men."
fuck
>tfw very willing wageslave bc I love my job to a weird degree
>hours are insane, never have time to spend with friends because I spend most of my free time sleeping/running errands/seeing family so they know I'm alive
>only have 2 people i consider friends
>severe depression and social anxiety prevents me from keeping up too many relationships
>only time I feel genuinely happy is when I'm cooking either at work or at home, or when I'm drunk
>used to be hideous and fat, lost almost 100 lbs due to an ongoing eating disorder and zero self esteem
> arms are covered in burn and cut scars, literally look like the arms of a suicidal junkie
> turn into a nervous wreck around anyone I have feelings for
There are two bars I go to pretty regularly. One of those, there's a bartender there who's always been particularly nice to me (doesn't charge me for stuff, scares off anyone who bothers me, chats with me and let's me hang out after hours, etc). I always thought he did it tips
One day as I'm leaving, he pulls me in and kisses me. We hang out a few days after that and he gives me his number.
I meet with him during the day on my break from work and he suggests hanging out on certain days, and each day that he mentions I happen to have work. I tell him my free day and he's busy then himself.
at some point, just as it is for every guy I've ever met, they think I'm coming up with excuses because I don't actually want to date them, and they kind of stop responding. My anxiety and self hatred coupled with my nervousness around crushes bubbles up and I can't say anything to really defend myself, so instead I just kind of stutter a see you later, look down and speed the fuck out of there.
My roommate says I should just do what she does and have some hook ups or whatever, just fuck randos and have no commitment, but I'm not into that at all and I find it super gross.
Tl;dr I don't physically look like a robot anymore but I'm still destined to be alone forever.
>try to maneuver through cluttered space
>ass sweeps a glass off of a table
>get job as maid
>ass breaks shower shelf as I crouch to scrub at grout
>strangers letting children run around store
>child faceplants into ass
>>27905887
youre not a robot, youre just a failed normie
>>27905887
If you can't physically leave the kitchen, you'll have to shit where you eat.
Fuck/date a coworker.
>>27904742
yep, we all spew women hate memes left and right IRL, that's why we don't have gfs, every woman i meet i immediately explain why she is inferior to men
>>27900897
I understand you
>>27904853
>roastie detected
>Women who wear pants are all a bunch of whores trying to be men.
>wearing pants
>a problem in the west
Wow, you're one crazy spinster. How do you expect to attract all of the Abduls and Abdis if you're wearing pants like a promiscuous western slut?
>>27904742
Women are inherently inferior. Average IQ is one standard deviation lower, their brains contain less grey matter (the part of your brain that restricts impulsivity and allows you to think abstractly. Basically the part of the brain responsible for consciousness) and often have a couple million less brain synapses.
Is that not inferior? Are we going to just pretend their bodies weren't built, via millions of years of evolution, for birthing children?
>>27904742
>spending rest of your life with some washed up 'empowered' jew brainwashed feminist
I've lived through that and I'm not going to put my future offspring through it. Maybe one day you'll realize that feminism is actually just a means to get more women into the workforce and lower the cost of employeeing everyone. Literally just a way for Shecklestein to save a few more bucks.how hard is it to just accept your biological role as a child rearer like human women have been doing for 200,000 plus years? I accept that I'm not a lion and am instead a human, so I behave like a human. I don't go around demanding to be allowed to maul pet dogs and to be stuck in some resevoir.
>>27904853
You can wear tight pants you stupid slut. But don't act surprised when men ogle.
There are consequences to everything.
If you get raped while wearing nothing but a g-string in public you're at fault ASWELL as the rapist.
Why? Because you didn't take the necessary precautions to stop it from happening.
If a man staples a racist sign on his chest and then walks through Chicago, or Baltimore and then gets shot it's his fault ASWELL.
Why? Because he provoked the attack. He didn't think for a second "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't wear this racist sign and walk through this violemt majority black town."
>>27904742
You are even dumber than we thought if you believe we talk like that around bitches we want to fuck. Or do you think you're telepathic and can magically tell when a man has soggy knees just by which pony plushy he pinned to his backpack?
>he listens to metal, jazz or classical music
>>27904194
>if stacy consciously cheats
>,"I'm sorry babe, but you weren't paying me enough attention"
>if a guy drunkenly slaps a woman across the face for probably talking massive shit
>"OHMYGEE GURL! dump his ass, poke holes in his tires, stab him and then call the cops"
>>27905887
>I'm soooo hungry
>*ignores hot dong on the ground*
>>27905942
2 years ago I was 70 lbs overweight, had zero interest in hygiene, dropped out of college, barely left my room and spent most of my time here, on /a/, or watching anime. I couldn't talk to people, unless it was my immediate family, or not face to face. Prior to that year of complete failure, I was always pretty ugly and not too sociable due to anxiety.
Definitely not a robot now, but I can say for a fact that prior to me getting my shit together, I was definitely a robot back then.
Even though I don't look like one now, I definitely still act like an ugly, fat, anime-obsessed loser outside of work. It's the reason why dudes will talk to me or buy me drinks, but ultimately will lose interest because I can't really look people in the eye and if I find someone attractive, whether it's their looks or personality, I find it hard to reciprocate a conversation.
Basically doomed to a life of working and drinking until I die
>>27905968
They all have gfs, and even if they didn't, they all talk about sluts and why cheating's okay, and they constantly complain about being in a relationship.
The only dude who's my best friend there is a) someone I only see as a big brother and b) he is incredibly dedicated to his wife. It's adorable. She's also really cool, she sees me as a little sister and always brings me little candies and stuff when she comes to visit her husband!
Tl;dr everyone's taken or a whore. It's the reason i thought that bartender dude was a good option but, like every other potential relationship, I fucked that up real good.
>when you know you made a guy hard but you don't know how you did it
>>27906292
You don't have to tell me I'm the king of self sabotage, I came to terms with that a long fucking time ago.
>>27903593
This is relevant to my interests. Is your market horny men or shitty dry mothers? How do you sell? Are you taking domperidone or the milky meme supplements like oats and fenugreek? I thought 2L was on the high end. I can't imagine making 3L.
>>27906409
>was 15
>trying to get my bullying done on the school gimp
>end of on the ground
>he presses his crotch against me
>he had a boner
>probably had a boner the whole time
>I'd been duped by the school gimp
>>27906409
I once got hard when a girl started talking to me
>tfw a guy keeps glancing at your lips during conversation and makes it painfully obvious he wants to make out with youbut he's ugly as fuck
>>27906491
>I don't know that feel
Fuck you Stacy.
>>27906491
When I do that I imagine her lips on my dick. I've never thought about making out. That's fucking gay.
>>27903821
What country is this from?
>>27906522
aw i'm sure there's someone and you just haven't noticed them <3
>>27906533
what the fuck you pervert? it's not like either are going to happen
>>27906588
I don't understand your question. Could you rephrase it?
I can guarantee you at least one of those things are going to happen though. You have no power over what we imagine. If we wanted we could make the other happen too. I am strong enough to force my dick in your mouth. No need to thank me for refraining though. You sound like a bitch desu.
> tfw you're half kebab and living in a very racist country where 99% of white men are turned off by your race even tho you were born there.
>>27906588
oh you can imagine it all you want, you'll still never touch me, you sound like a rapist desu
>its summer
>wanna buy shorts
>all shorts either look like shit or have my ass out
>wanna buy dresses
>all either too short or tits are falling out
>wanna buy t shirts
>have big boobs so they end up being to short
life is suffering so i guess im gonna start making my own clothes
>>27906685
>Waaah white guys don't like me!!
Okay.
>>27906661
>>27906692
meant to reply lol
>>27906701
why not just go everywhere topless?
>>27906692
Lmao, roasties so bad at math they can't even click on the correct post number to reply.
>>27906742
lol it involves numbers so it must be math? that must be why you're so smart from spending all your days on 4chan
>>27900876
I literally had to fight a war in the fucking desert for my citizenship like we are in 100 BC. Please do not start with me.
>>27906710
Reading comprehension, sweetheart. I just said that I would refrain. I did not make any promises though, all it takes is me changing my mind and you're gagging on my unwashed cock. If not raping means I'm a rapist then I guess my only option is to prove I'm not by raping you.
>>27906783
I was born smart. Most of what I've learned came from books. 4chan is great fun and all but you should reconsider it's educational value. It's good practice for recognizing numbers but not much beyond that.
>>27906804
ooh i bet yo got a nice little erection typing thar out didn't you? have you ever spoken to a girl for this long before? oh and from the way you talk i can't imagine i'd even feel your penis if you did rape me, so go ahead you degenerate fuck.
>>27906685
You should probably date your kind. Sand nigger.
>>27906839
>what is sarcasm?
so another case of being academically smart yet socially retarded? didn't expect that.
>>27906685
Come home, we fuck better than the white men anyway. And contrary to common belief constant war makes your half a century on earth seem long indeed.
>>27906871
Reading this post...
orangebl0x
>>27906910
>say stupid shit
>le sarcasm lol
Considering you are a female it is more likely you are just stupid. I replied based on that assumption. In the unlikely event you actually were being sarcastic you need to put more effort into your writing. Sarcasm is not easily conveyed through written word alone. Most people who aren't retarded understand this.
>>27906871
Do girls really say the word degenerate these days.. lol
>>27906871
femanon bringing the fookin BANTZ
>>27901399
>only 50 friends
4/10 made me reply
>>27906286
Whats wrong with that you cunt?
>>27906350
If you have a kik we can talk about work and alcohol. It's all I have as well.
>tfw finally found a boyfriend that doesn't care that I have a child
>>27906871
But your not a girl
your some loser shitposting in an anon board lol
>>27908510
a prayer for the beta who's life and resources will be sucked from him, may he be cucked gently
>>27908510
RIP cuck.
>>27900876
What's the matter? All the quotas and affirmative action getting you down? Bet all those social norms that favour you make your life so hard.
>>27908510
That poor fool...why would you do this to him?
>>27903657
live out your rape fantasy
>>27903657
Talk shit, get hit. Bitch!
>>27903657
Haha get fucked. No but for real though I hope he finishes the job.
>>27906685
You got a kik? We can discuss this matter
>>27900953
If girl I liked had no friends I would try to be her friend and more if I see it working :^)
>>27906685
be my Turkish fembot gf
