>women poop themselves when giving birth
disgusting
there are cases where it fell into the babies mouth and the baby died
>>27899380
Why are women so gross?
>>27899380
I bet you that's never happened. Ever.
That doesn't even make any fucking sense.
>>27899380
please prove this to me
>>27899380
>big brother pooped while being born
>almost died of fecal aspiration
>>27899380
Last time I checked, the asshole is below the pussy.
Women are filthy
>>27899647
Maybe the baby was facing backwards when it came out
>>27899366
Is this really true? Another reason to never get pregnant.
>>27899642
This happened to me. I apparently shat inside of my mother's womb. Had to get a c-section to pull me out before I died.
>>27899692
Get the fuck out of here skank
>>27899366
That's only black women.
>>27899692
FUCKING ROASTIES
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>27899366
Not only that, their pussies often rip from being stretched so much. Sometimes all the way to their asshole so they have only a single gaping wound down there.
It's pretty common for a doctor to stitch a woman's pussy back up after giving birth.
Childbirth is freakin' horrifying, man.
>>27899692
Fuck off whore, women have nothing to do with this topic.
>>27899718
>>27899772
Just because I was born with a vagina doesn't mean I'm a woman. I'm 100% a man, stop misgendering me you cis scum.
>>27899779
doctors do add a "husband's stitch" every once in a while though.
>>27899789
>thread is about birthing
>only women can give birth
>women have nothing to do with this topic
I think the rage is getting to your brain a little, calm down m8
>>27899789
>women have nothing to do with this topic.
>>27899789
topkek to the maximus
>>27899846
>>27899853
fucking Poe's law and r9k, a match made in heaven.
>>27899904
I honestly just can't tell anymore.
>you now realize the first thing your mother did to you was poop on you while you were born
Maybe this is how these people got their shit fetish. They were pooped on by their own mother when born.
>>27899380
roasties are absolutely degenerate
>tfw you fap to guro but anything scat-related still makes you nauseous
>>27899766
what the fuck its real
/r9k/,tell me why when asking my mother,who has given birth three times if any of this happened,she said it`s silly nonsense? Is she lying to me?
>>27900376
a women lying, gee how unusual
>>27900413
I mean she has talked to me about giving birth a lot and she never mentioned something like this ever.And was 23 the last time I tried talking to her about this shit.
>>27899366
>when you were born your dick touched your mom's vagina
>>27899710
ultimate peepee poopoo right there
>>27899766
>mfw clicked the feedback button and said it was a very helpful and accurate search result for the question i asked
>>27900376
I asked my mum and she said it didn't happen to her but it does happen.
She regularly tells me that I ripped her cunt all the way to her asshole though.
t-thanks mum
HUEHUEHUEHUE
jgjgjggjgj
>>27899635
>>27899638
>>27899647
>>27900115
There have been cases where this happened. That's why is is now standard procedure to give the woman an enema before inducing birth
>>27901171
Literal fucking cunt destroyer.
>>27899380
Fucking hilarious jesus christ
>roasties
>not disgusting creatures that society deemed superior
>>27899380
But the kid comes out above the shit. That doesn't even make any sense.
>>27899789
Yeah so true its the men that give birth to children you taught that dumbass good job son your making your parents proud every day I appluad your existence you fucking meatbag of a person imma stab that meatback and cut out your guts and sell them on the black market cuz thats all you're worth
The reason why there are so whiny, beta millenials these days is because of modern medical sanitation methods.
In the old days, the first thing a newly born human being experienced was a facefull of shit.
An important life lesson and tone setter for the rest of their existence.
So many young people are deprived of that experience nowadays, and they have to learn later in life.
>>27902377
My mum had a "natural birth" and i was born with shit in my mouth maybe thats why im down to earth
My mother didn't shit when I was born, but I did come out with the umbilical cord wrapped real tightly around my neck.
Even from the very beginning I wanted out of this world.
>>27901866
That's not the case at all. I had to be induced and I didn't get an enema and I didn't shit myself.
>>27899380
First post BEST post
>le ebin original comment maymay
>>27899710
Same thing happened to me bruh
I was upside down too, can you imagine being upside down in a womb with shit floating around you?
I guess technically I was right side up, though, depending on how you look at it.
Someone pepe this
I gave myself an enema beforehand so that didn't happen. Didn't want an already gross procedure to be made worse.
>>27902925
I can see it now, wojak mummy at an ultra sound with that on the screen
>>27902998
What the fuck is a mother doing on 4chan?
>>27903079
Browsing in some of the free time I get. Currently the baby is asleep in my arm to one side, posting on the other.
Get ready for the torrent of thirsty beta cucks everybody, thread officially ruined.
>>27899380
>stupid roastie kills my child by pooping on it
>>27899795
>I'm 100% a man
>100% a man
>100%
kek'd
>>27902872
>women
>mother
>/r9k/
This isn't a roleplay board
>>27903121
How old is your baby?
>Snuggled in bed under blanket
>11 month old son snoozing away nuzzled in my one arm
>Other hand is free to shitpost on Korean picture board
>Maximum comfy
>>27903244
Five months. Pregnant as well with the second. Pretty top comfy though, yes.
>>27903273
Are you nervous about having two under two? You're a stronger woman than I, I couldn't do a quick turn around like that.
They truly have no self control.
>>27903323
A little nervous sure but also looking forward to it, since we're intent on having a bunch of kids and I've loved every minute of it. Though it wasn't exactly planned, didn't even get my first period after having the baby, it happened again that soon after. As a guilty admittance it also kind of feeds into a desire of mine, or like a goal if you will.
>>27903359
Are you breastfeeding your 5 month old? If you are/were that maybe why you didn't get that first period. I went 9 months without a period post partum because of the breastfeeding/pumping.
See, I only want 3 kids max but I totally understand why it'd be nice to have a large family. I understand the goal, but in a different way. My in-laws pushed really hard for me to move to formula and my mom didn't think I'd make it more then a month breastfeeding - now that I've almost hit my year goal I keep thinking I may want to keep going till he hits 18 months.
>>27903438
I am breastfeeding yes, and that's a good point, I'd just chalked it up to getting pregnant again so soon after but your reasoning makes sense.
I've considered formula but it's been easier than I'd thought to simply keep breastfeeding.
>>27899366
I wanted to make this thread months ago but I forgot to do it. Thanks, OP.
>>27901171
>She regularly tells me that I ripped her cunt all the way to her asshole though.
Next time tell her you get a boner whenever she tells you that anon.
>>27903438
>>27903503
> There are people like this that use r9k
>>27899366
>you were born in that way
You're disgusting, OP
>>27903503
What do you think of all the unironic misogyny on this board?
>>27899380
>>27899468
>>27900115
>>27903161
>>27899665
>>27899772
>Robots are THIS stupid and gullible
Anything to hate women, right?
>>27899366
Wrong, idiot. Pooping yourself is pooping while wearing your clothes. What women do during childbirth is called pooping the bed. Read a science book once in a while.
>>27905539
OUT NORMIE FAG
It's very common for pregnant women to wear diapers in the latter days of their pregnanzies
I know this because it combines two of my biggest fetishes
http://www.parenting.com/blogs/project-pregnancy/no-one-told-me-buy-diapersfor-myself
>people acting like this is the fault of the women
Fill a tube of toothpaste with shit, then wrap that tube of shit to a perfectly good tube of toothpaste with duct tape.
Now try to squeeze out only toothpaste onto your brush.
>>27899366
mIsTeR JiMbO rIsiNg
>mfw a lot of us were twins with a poopie
I wonder where my twin is now.
>>27905572
Note: this experiment can also be performed with two tubes of toothpaste, in case you're in a hurry and don't have time to defecate into a funnel.
>>27905508
Honestly? I think a lot of it is justified. I sympathize with a lot of guys I see on here (and married one to boot).
>>27905596
The hospital throws your poop brother into the garbage. Or in your case, the hospital can't tell the difference between the poop and the baby and throws away what it hopes is the poop but is actually the baby.
>>27903503
Its not just her reasoning, amenorrhea while lactating is a common and well documented phenomenon. It's cool you breastfeed though. Formula is shit and I'm not even one of the LLL nazis. Giving milk the first year of life I think is a good idea for a minimum before weaning. I think they're being a little conservative saying a year. I'm into those hippy bitches who like to have the whole family sleep together until the kid is ready for its own room and shop at the farmers market and shit.
>>27905569
How you gonna make me leave robocuck? huh?! HUH?!! HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME LEAVE?!
*grabs your neck and punches you in the stomach*
Bullied on the internet just like IRL you weak cuck.
>>27905644
That's an interesting detail, thanks for explaining. I kind of knew about it but didn't know fully that was why.
As for formula, I'd thought to use it at first, but breastfeeding has been fine and a nice experience for me. After getting pregnant again, I've kind of been getting this compulsion now to be able to breastfeed the two babies at once, while pregnant with a third. Feels motherly as fuark.
>>27905646
*reaches into rainbow dash backpack*
heh, guess you chose the wrong man to mess with, kid
*whips out nerf gun*
you had your chance
*clocks nerf gun*
now i'm here to make you
*fires suction darts in rapid succession*
leave
*smirks as i look over your corpse*
nothin' personal, kid.
