why does /r9k/ continue to harass this robot? he is one of us.
He's normie scum. Reeeee and such.
>>27898369
yeah, eggman is the classic chad desu
>>27898351
Put him out of his fucking misery lmao
Seriously tho, he has god awful views and is a shitty person overall
>>27898351
No he isn't, he's just ugly. He has no issues talking to women or socializing with people. Meanwhile, I'm trapped in my room without so much as even an online friend
>>27898416
>not a virgin
>had a gf
>has jobs
>can drive a car
NORMIE GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. TAKE A BATH OF DEAD EGG
I'm just jealous. I liked his gf before she got Milled.
>>27898351
HAH! One of us? The man had gfs and sex. That's as normies as you can get.
>>27898964
who is his gf
>>27898351
He's not that ugly, not as ugly as mine
>>27899091
This. Literally all he has to do is lose weight. His skin is even better than mine.
>>27899050
a girl who comes on r9k sometimes
>>27899130
yeah but i'm curious which one
>>27899112
>uglier than egg
I'm sorry can you explain how the fuck that's possible?
Acne can be fixed with medication.
>>27899112
post your face if you want to become a meme bro
He's just a robot attention whore
>>27899425
you need more than ugliness. eggman has just the right level of retardation that lets him put himself out there while not being oblivious to all the hate
>>27898443
I know those feels. These normies don't know.
>>27899425
At this point I'm not even sure if I'm ugly or it's just BDD. Either way I'm extremely insecure about my face because of my acne and eyebags.
Why would someone insecure like me post my face on /r9k/ for the internet to mock? Eggman's life must be hell.
>>27898443
>I'm trapped in my room
you're not you fucking idiot. unless you were under house arrest you trapped yourself in there. get a fucking job and stop complaining you faggot. eggy literally with his retarded subhuman body puts himself out there and yet foggots like you who are average looking give up too easily and harras eggman for his courage. go fuck yourself
>>27899518
>Eggman's life must be hell.
it is senpai
pic related
>>27899518
Eggy worked like 80 hours a week and now his lifegoal is to be homeless and live out of a van. I don't think it gets much worse than that.
anyone else feel bad for eggman?
he had ONE chance at life and he was born into the body of a subhuman retard.
he did not get to enjoy teen love in high school and did not even get a chance to live the college life.
he's a washed up middle aged looking guy who is gonna work min wage his whole life. the only joy in life is putting up a fake persona online/snapchat trying to make strangers laugh like a fucking clown and yet he doesn't realize that the internet is not laughing with him, we're laughing at him. the internet is just waiting on him to snap to rejoice in memes. no one here really cares about him and he is oblivious to all this :(
>>27899591
In this pic his only bad feature, imo, are his eyebags. Eyebags will fuck you up.
do i look like eggman? /fa/ told me so and it makes me sad
>>27899762
Nah you don't have the eggy forehead.
>>27899762
you look worse, what a faggy haircut m8.
>>27899762
Only slightly, but seriously, don't feel bad. I kind of think eggy is handsome.
I guess I'm not a girl though, so it doesn't matter
>>27899762
you look like a better eggo desu
>>27899792
my forehead isn't exactly normal either. it's pretty huge too. I think it's my dark circles that make me look a little like him.
>>27899802
i know im in pretty rough shape right now but i'm hoping in improving myself.
>>27898351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IAIxp9oo57
Who zit fetish here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ
>>27899762
you look like you need to drop some weight
>>27900028
I don't have a fetish, but I love watching videos like these.
>>27900094
Just thinking about the acrid rotting garbage smell is enough to get me hard
>>27898443
>He has no issues talking to women or socializing with people.
>>27900160
i want to pop my zit on your dick bro mmmmm
>>27900501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qeBMx8b1Ee
>>27898351
>scammed r9k for moneyroaches
>can talk to people fine
>no issues with females
>confident enough to post his face here
>confident enough to snapchat robots and femanons
>has a harem of femanons
>is a tripfag
Seems like the only mental illness he has is the depression meme. He has atypical facial features and is a wagecuck. He also might be adopted. He is not a robot.
>>27899541
Fucking this x6 trillion
>>27898351
>not a virgin
>in relationship with gf
>has a job
>has a car
>lives on his own in his own apartment
He's not one of us, he's not a robot, if you can relate to him you don't belong here as well.
>>27898351
He killed a lot of people at some college.
>>27901156
>not a virgin
Oh wow he fucked an ugly smelly fat slob
>in a relationship with a gf
See above and I doubt it's a IRL gf anyway
>job
Dead end shitty job that turned him into a living corpse devoid of energy
>has a car
Anyone who isn't completely broke could get one, you're just lazy
>lives on his own
In an apartment that he pays be working his ass off
>>27900569
>calls out a tripfag while posting with his trip on
i salute your bravery.
>>27901156
He's hardly a fucking normie lets be honest.
>>27901934
>>not a virgin
>Oh wow he fucked an ugly smelly fat slob
>>in a relationship with a gf
>See above and I doubt it's a IRL gf anyway
>>27902333
>He's hardly a fucking normie lets be honest.
Stop shilling redditors, he is 100% normalfag. The girl he is with right now isn't even fat. Please donate, subscribe, share and like on your own facebook, don't get r9k involved with this con artist.
Saw this while driving the other day, made me throw up in my mouth
who here /standswitheggman/?
>>27899130
Fucking retard cunt.
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>>27899762
You'd look like a total chad if you got fit mate
This is now an eggman appreciation thread btw
>>27899762
don't listen to the haters mane, a little diet and exercise and youll be confused for a certain chadwick v goosingberry
he's working for some alphabet agency
>>27904655
>eggman appreciation
I genuinely wonder when he really will flip out and go on a killing spree. He is so angry all the time, I get tfw no gf but he made his life as miserable as it is.
I don't feel bad for him, all he does is beg for money
>>27904740
>I genuinely wonder when he really will flip out and go on a killing spree
He won't, he hates himself the most. He realizes he is a genetically inferior male and that there is no room for him on this earth.
>>27899762
hell no bro you are way better looking than eggman dont even stress it
Why anyone would defend this wagecuck normie is beyond me. EggChad has a gf, house, car and a legion of normie followers. Truly disgusting.
>>27904768
That's actually really troubling, people would actually say that about him. Honestly makes me a little sad
>>27904852
Normies are capable of incredibly monstrous things, never surprises me
>>27904879
they spend their lives getting off on tormenting those they perceive as less than them, often simply to increase social status. they're walking proof that there is no god.
>>27904879
He didn't ask for any of this. Sure, he's a little too retarded to effectively get out of the shithole he's in but that doesn't matter. People will always treat him like shit by default.
>>27904627
Why? Liking her wasn't retarded.
>>27904946
He did ask for all the attention, and he did spend himself into financial ruin. A bit late for him to play the victim card now.
>>27904852
Normies are so cruel
>>27904946
Please stop this tripfag shit please.
>>27905467
Omg this is so funny
>>27905467
The 4chan Birthday hat is the best part, fucking kek, still remember that day
>4chan speculating and naming Eggman as a suspect
>Some news site uses this to make an article about alleged shooter Tobey "Eggman" Reynolds
>4chan uses this article as confirmation
Kek
>>27899762
Yeah but not as stupid and bald.
More Eggpreciation
>>27899541
>all you have to do it try
>normie meme
Get off my board with that filth
Stop giving this ugly retard attention.
>>27904879
>Normies
r9k set him up as the shooter
>>27902616
just more proof that /r9k/ (and eggman himself ironically) couldn't be more wrong about normieness being determined by looks or genetics. eggman is objectively hideous but because he is outgoing and has built up some internet fame he can get women.
So some of you are basicly just jealous?
Its probly only like 3 ppl tho.
What if he just said he had a gf. Isnt that what that chrischan guy did?
He tries? That his crime?
Why did ppl give him money anywsys?...
>>27898351
I know a girl who looks like that, she's very popular and i doubt shes a virgin.
>>27906036
Yep. He's a good guy at heart. I'd rather give him money than Eliza or Erica
>>27906277
This.
I want eggman to be successful. I try to help him out often (advice, never monetarily) but yknow, he stays busy and is retarded and all. I want to film a ROADTRIP documentary with old eggy, it's a bit of an autistic vision I had late one night. He's saving up for a van to live in, maybe I'll tell him to bug a camera too
I fucking hate you OP.
Retards like you are what makes sure that /r9k/ can never be the comfy robot homeland.
He was a non-virgin even when he started tripping already.
>>27905977
>more proof that /r9k/ (and eggman himself ironically) couldn't be more wrong about normieness being determined by looks or genetics
but r9k has it right, robothood is determined by virginity. If you're able to lose your virginity, you're either a rapist or a normalfag. You're not a robot if you're not a virgin.
What's interesting about Eggman is that he truly has the type of personality women would be interested in.
He's fearless, has charisma, knows how to talk, seems fairly social -- it's just his looks. I think if he worked out and got rich he'd be able to score a decent wife.
>>27906752
I disagree. Losing your virginity doesn't flip a switch and make you fit in with the rest of the world. While I agree that femanons can easily arrange for sex, they have even less power to either fit in or change the world to make it fit them. The availability or history ff sex doesn't or shouldn't be the criteria for being a robot.
>>27906895
I feel bad about how things are going for eggman. I admit i was jealous but i wanted to be jealous of his success. if only he had a bit more money, things would have worked out for him. he had the right ideas and worked hard
Eggnog Weekly when?
We should talk Eggy out of the van idea
>>27907336
Nah let him follow his dreams man. You're so negative dude
>>27906906
>Losing your virginity doesn't flip a switch and make you fit in with the rest of the world.
It means someone find you socially acceptable enough to bang with you, or you had enough courage and resources to pay for it. Either way you're not a robot once you lost your v-card.
>>27907531
Fucking idiot you must be underage
>>27907560
Go back to facebok fucking normalfag, bang more bitches and leave r9k alone.
How do.you.guys.know.his.Personality?
I want to meet him now. Or chat with.gim.or.whatever.
You guys make him sound.wonderful.
>>27907804
compared to many of the mean people on r9k, eggy is comparatively wonderful. or so ive been told
>>27905844
>All you have to do is nothing and everything will come to you!
>>27908024
if you don't even try, nothing will happen. got to have guts to try and fail and try again, like eggy
