Who here /Canada/?
>>27897581
ME
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>>27897581
baka tbqh
Friendly reminder you can't be a robot if you live close to the american border
McMaster student here
who the fuck up in Hamilton this boooooys
Saskagoon reporting in. Where my 306 nogs at?
>>27897581
>Who here /Canada/?
Me here /Canada/!
Anyone here from Fort McMurray?
>>27897581
905 mississauga reporting in.
>>27897679
Not sure where that is, but I associate places that start with Fort with oil rigs and drugs.
How is it up there?
>>27897627
Reminder you cant be a true robot if you grew up rural.
>>27897711
are you a fucking moron? rural life is literally the most lonely life you fucking idiot. there's less than a thousand people in my town. there's literally nothing to do.
>>27897644
Reporting in macfag
>>27897708
It's oil and drugs.
>>27897581
I feel like we are near the end for white people in Canada. Is Australia a viable option?
>>27897711
don't bastardize my meme!
you can't be a robot if you live in a city, a warm climate or on the coast
>>27897644
Mcmaster fag reporting in
4th year graduating soon. Mckay first yearyeh represent. In mechatronics engineering
>>27897729
>tfw 3 exams on the 21st-22nd
at least it'll all be over after then. having trouble studying though
>>27897744
Your just a sheltered kid not a robot.
>>27897756
3rd year, Off-Campus 4 lyfe
History and Poli Sci double major. Don't worry, I'm doing co-op so my degree isn't a waste
calgaryfag reporting in
Anyone junkie and in toronto?
>>27897738
lol no the major cities are mostly migrants like arabs and asians. Aussies are scum and contribute to society in no way, coming from a family of migrants living in AU :)
>>27897760
>using terms like sheltered kid
definitive evidence of you being a fucking normalshitter
>hurr so lonely have perfect climate and thousands of people in my immediate vicinity to share my hobbies
>>27897738
australia here, we don't let in muslims as a general rule, though some slip through the cracks, but our major cities are hugely asian and indian like yours
investment from asia is the only thing keeping our economy afloat
>>27897758
That's not bad i had four exams in two days in a row before
You'll be fine
>>27897795
>/onlyspendsallhistimeinsidebecausenothingelsetodo/
Bud?
>>27897788
alcoholic and cannabis dependent in the annex my friend
>>27897788
How do you live in such a shitty city? Everyone is a dick
>>27897782
Good luck anon. I can't look for jobs while i'm in school. Shit is so intense i can't focus on both.
>>27897819
>talking to people other than your friends
Besides its fun down there. Even robots can have a good time at the cat cafe and shit
30
hermit for 15 years straight in mothers basement
west coast
>>27897804
That doesn't sound too bad. Indians and Asians are better than mudslimes. Sucks that even Europe isn't European anymore, Australia seems better than here.
Southwest Ontariofag btw
Anyone one Oakville?
>>27897836
It's also expensive as hell
And yeah when people push and are rude and dicks it makes me hate your city
>>27897662
Sup nig
Regina is depressing and I want to kill myself everyday
>>27897853
Toronto's not really that expensive compared to a lot of places really.
Still possible to find decent places downtown at $600-$700
>>27897824
My program is definitely lighter than yours, but thanks. We're all gonna make it brah. Mac is a great school.
>>27897805
I guess. Its still stressful though. How are your exams going?
>>27897892
$600-700 with roommates you mean?
how the fuck am I going to jerk off all night with a shared bathroom and normies in my shit?
>>27897848
I agree, but every day the SJWs are trying to open the borders and culturally enrich us. Not sure how long it can last desu.
>>27897898
Mind if i ask if ur a virgin anon? I won't lie I am.
UWaterloo reporting in get in here warriors. WLU not welcomed fucking faggots
>>27897924
Nah, I'm not. Why do you ask?
>>27897936
I'm a neet and I've pissed on your shitty chinese embassy school after leaving Phils
>>27897904
Don't room with normies? All of my roomates thus far have been lazy stoners that couldn't care less how slovenly I lived.
>>27897973
I don't want people to hear me jerking off to hentai at 2am and washing lube off my cock or my onahole making noise.
>>27897986
How are they going to hear that? You wear headphones right?
My last roomie smoked weed every day and never brought any girls back so I assumed he was jerking 'er 24/7. No skin off my back because I was doing the exact same thing more or less.
It's me CarletonU again. So glad I'm leaving this hellhole in 2 days. But I have to come back in 2 fucking weeks.
>>27898015
do you have your own private on-suite bathroom at least? or do you all share that like third world scum?
you are part of the problem if so.
>>27897581
>tfw no Kitchener gf
why live
>>27897898
They're going fine i'm not too stressed about them exams are the one thing i always do well on
>>27898062
If youre bi i can be there soon
>>27898039
I was living shared bathroom for a while. Then I was living basement apartment with my own bathroom for a while. Now I'm back to sharing.
I've honestly never really thought twice about sharing a bathroom. Is it really that big a deal? Didn't you share one growing up?
>>27898112
Yes, with family and I snuck out when they weren't come to jerk off which isn't going to be possible with multiple roommates.
Why don't you have a small bachelor?
>>27898039
>on-suite
>>27898108
If you're a very passable trap, I could bend the rules.
>>27898152
*ensuite
I would not be a wage slave or live with roommates without my own private fucking bathroom. What fucking scum thinks living like this is okay?
>tfw nova scotia
>everyone here is a college student druggy looking for drug hookups
>>27898131
Not him, but I recommend all canadbots under 25 just live in fancy student apts.
They max at like 750, and you can still get a dope room, soundproofed, for 600/month with your own bathroom.
That's what I do
>>27898131
I honestly don't mind sharing with a roommate. It means rent is half price first and I only room with relaxed people that aren't totally normal themselves so its alright.
I smoke medical marijuana all day every day so I probably just don't notice/care about the inevitable minor annoyances that come with sharing living quarters with a relative stranger.
>>27898194
okay what happens after 25 though? you are fucked because the housing market is run by chinks and horrible landlords at least in Vancouver.
If I ever lose my NEET pad I will go insane and start removing ching chong before I an hero.
>>27898231
As long as you look young, they don't care.
Just say you're in your masters program or some shit.
As long as you don't look old as fuck, no one cares.
Maybe grow a beard.
I dropped out 4 years ago and I've been living in the same dope building.
If you're talking about Vancouver, you're fucked.
I'm talking about Ontario lol.
Are the gooks out there really that bad?
I'm in Sudbury. It's a shit hole, but hey, it's my shit hole.
>>27898298
>Are the gooks out there really that bad?
I fucking hate this city. Go look on craiglist for rent it's all:
Shared accommodations, no cooking facilities (microwave only), shared bathrooms, no private space, illegal basement suites, moldy, scams, no laundry facilities, overpriced ($1000+/mo minimum wage is like $10.25 if you can even get a shit job), low vacancy rate, skewed leases with shit shady land lords with tons of hoop jumping and clauses, female only, huge commute, etc.
There is pretty much nothing listed at any given time and what is... is full of compromise.
The chinks are a fucking plague and the only cure is going to need to be fire if things don't change and fast. Between them and the NIMBY's I am ready to unleash serious wrath.
All I want is 300ft2 of space to jerk off in, afforadable rent, my own ethernet port/modem, walking distance to transit, with a private bathroom/bedroom/no roommate.
W/D in unit or dishwasher would be nice but not mandatory as long as laundry facility within walking distance. It doesn't exist though, it's all 650-1100+ft2 room share GARBAGE.
>>27898483
Try living a bit farther away from Vancouver proper? Metro Vancouver is pretty much beyond fucked housing-wise, and the "bubble" will never pop. Used to live there, our moderately sized home near YVR (lower value because people don't understand that houses are noise cancelling and you can't hear the planes unless you open a window and sit next to it) still sold for over 750k or something.
Anyone /okanagan/ here?
>>27898676
I was looking at condos in port moody but the city looks like it has no economic prospects unless you are drawing furry porn something. Close to the new sky train but even then property taxes, maintenance, etc would get retarded soon enough.
Okanagan isn't that much cheaper, has horrible transit, and not much in the way of living wages or work due to the influx from alberta and boomer money fleeing Vancouver. You really need a car to get around up there and that isn't going to happen with ICBC rates.
>>27898676
>tfw got into Okanaga
>registered for classes
>never went
>jews tried charging me $10k
>never even been to BC
>counter sue
>get $12k
WE DEM GOYZ
Ottawa here. Been going on a couple dates with a Japanese exchange student. It's really given me a new perspective on Canadian life.
>>27898796
how?
north york here
>>27898716
I mean, if you're looking to rent property tax doesn't really affect you, or does it? Also, none of the cities out there really have anything going on. Buntzen Lake is pretty comfy though.
Can't say too much about the transit here since I drive, but it's clearly nowhere near how good Vancouver has it. It's weird that bus stops here have electronic signs that tell you when the next bus is and only skytrains have that in Vancouver though.
>>27898735
How'd they charge you 10k? They're fucking jews though, I'll give you that.
>register for calc
>waitlist because this fucking shit tiny school only has one class
>get in 2 weeks later
>go to class, no idea wtf is going on
>prof is a old man who's "notes" are him drawing a squiggle on a stack of lined sticky notes and calling it a graph
>go to 2 classes of this, decide I'll take it in the summer instead with a different prof
>drop it
>drop deadline happened already, have to pay $300 for a class I went to for less than 3 hours
JUST
The school's is filled with normies too. There's nothing to do here.
>>27898814
I meant as far as buying goes if I lose my NEET pad (subsidized housing) and get an inheritance. If I was thrust out into the market with no references or stable work I'd be homeless and in prison before long.
>>27897936
is panda king still open? that place was rad
>>27898814
I'm really happy I didn't go there.
BC in general seems like a terrible place to live unless you're really rich or chinese.
>>27898868
It is, especially on the island, no fucking work unless your happy with part time min wage shit. Which i am suffering through till i grow some balls and join the army or some shit.
>>27898930
Why not just come to Ontario?
At least then you can get a full time min wage at 11.25
>>27898968
The majority of my family lives on the west coast and i still love them so until i start to hate them i'd like to be somewhat close to them.
>>27898999
>doesn't hate his family
not a robot
>continues livinging in misery cus 'MUH FAMIREE"
srsly nigga?
Go make some money out west and see those homos on holidays and shit
>>27898868
I had an alright time when I was living in Vancouver, but I'm mixed so my friends were all Chinese. It was fairly easy to find people with "nerdy" interests too since it was a big city.
Absolutely none of that here in Kelowna though, just normalfag white people driving pickup trucks and drinking and partying at the two shitty clubs here. Went to the local card store to see if I could meet some similar folks and the owner was rude as fuck to me on two separate occasions. Never went back, fuck that guy.
>>27898477
yeah sudbury kinda sucks desu. I went to peddlers tonight and it wasn't too bad
Who going to record store day at sonicboom records later today?
Newfoundland here.
I want to get the fuck out where do I go?
Where is cheaper to live?
I basically want the cheapest place to rent and live while working part time and renting with one other.
Where do I relocate?
>>27899123
North is cheap, but utilites and food prices are crazy.
Try Kitchener/Waterloo.
You can hermit in a decent apt for 5-600
>>27899152
kek, might as well move right into Mogadishu
>>27899075
I've been spending a lot time at rythm 'n cues. I pretty much just enjoy playing pool with the 1 friend I hang out with.
Hamilton Reporting in.
Mentally ill Capital of Canada.
>>27899152
Lel tru
Waterloo is decent cus it's mainly just gook students and country white kids
If you want Mogadishu, move to Etobicoke.
Rob Ford lived there so he could have a steady crack supply and bbc for his wife
>>27899180
I've been there once, my ex gf used to work there. IDK if you know a girl by the name of Danika. Short skinny girl. Decent place
>>27899027
I know i'm not a robot. Just like you "robots" i like to see my mommy atleast once a week, and it's not really misery since i dont have goals or dreams, i just work and shitpost, thats all i really need to do.
>>27899226
whoops
meant to reply to my og sepai >>27899177
>>27899250
Think I might have met someone like that before but idk, I don't talk to the people working there a lot. I just kinda drink and play pool.
>>27899273
>Just like you "robots" i like to see my mommy atleast once a week
True robots left home long ago.
We hate our parents for their neglect, mistreatment, and the selfish act of giving birth to us.
I haven't seen my mother in 8 years.
I'll go to her funeral to dance on her grave, fucking bitch.
>>27897644
>>27897729
>>27897758
>>27897756
We doing another Hamilton meetup this year? We did one last year
>>27899315
What about the "my mommies tendies for 1000 good boy points" What are they?
>>27899344
Those are r3dditors rp'ing autists.
>>27899340
I'm gonna call the cops like I did last year <3
>>27899376
Ah, it all makes sense now. Well i'm not a robot, i just don't like talking to people. I'll shut up now. I
>>27897662
I am m8
Origi na l
>>27897851
I might be moving to Oakville. What do I need to know?
>>27899483
Lots white people
Cops everywhere
You'll get pulled over for going 5 over
Be rich or don't come
>>27899203
>>27899392
But the last person to call the cops wasn't even in Canada.
And didn't even do it
>>27899516
Oh okay. I was just applying to rockstar Toronto. Which is in Oakville. I have no car.
>>27897662
Prince Albert here plz respond ;_;
>>27899549
Oh seeeit, the game studio?
Did you get the job?
Can you make sure they don't fuck up GTA VI?
thx senpai
Oakville has middle class sections, but just know that it's full of rich white people everywhere.
It's the place white people ran to after brown people took over everywhere else
>>27899587
I got no replies from them yet that's why it is a maybe. We'll see anon
We'll see
>>27899553
Im >>27899475
How are you anon? Seemslike spring is finally here
>>27899757
Hey I'm 20 and yeah I'm glad the weather is finally looking less like winter im pretty okay, planning on trying to go outside more this summer how are you?
anyone else from cuckbec?
>>27899123
Rural Manitoba / Saskatchewan if you like doing nothing and growing weed.
>>27899824
20 here as well. Im just trying to sort bunch of things out in life
anyone from western canada starting at ontario can't be a robot. prove me wrong
>>27899921
Fuck off I don't need to prove shit
mississauga here
can't even break out of nogf because this place is empty
>>27899946
fuck off, normie. go back to your moderately wealthy province and enjoy your job opportunities. east coast is neet coast
>>27897581
Anyone from renfrew county here?
>ctrl f UBC
>ctrl f British Columbia
>ctrl f BC
Phrase not found
Yeah no surprise at all
who /weed/ here
>>27900096
/UBC/
no weed tho, gotta keep that GPA desu
>>27900096
UBC-O here
Got an organic chem final on Monday, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>27900096
DUDE! WEED! LMAO XD
IM SOOOO HIGH RIGHT NOW ROFL
>>27900120
what are you studying senpai?
I (actually) think that I've benefited - even academically - from weed
>>27900138
godspede
>>27900173
Nazareth
This /r9k/ posting beauty is in Toronto
>>27899972
>tfw maritimes cucked
Feels pretty good
>>27900192
she doesnt post anymore because you weirdos scared her off
Anyone in Moncton/NB? pls respond
>>27900230
cucked since 1867. RIP us
>>27900232
Seriously? What the fuck happened, did she get doxxed?
>>27900249
same thing that should happen to ANYONE who posts their face/identity on an anonymous imageboard I hope. its too bad our focus tends to be pretty narrow though
>>27900249
probably, same shit that happens to any qt who posts here. Some degenerate fucking beta stalks em until they leave
who 250/vancouver island here
potsmokers get the fuck out you're the scum of Canada and should be lined up and shot
>>27900311
Yo, sure love living the no jobs life. Kill me.
>>27900191
microbio
Not for me, hate the stuff personally, but if it works for you that's a plus
>>27899921
Alberta meme is nothing but a dream
Unless you know someone who knows someone
or have the shit you need to work like a diploma oil field tickets and experience
one and only job get fired now 22 now feels pretty shitty watching people i went to school with drive past in their brand new trucks and cars with their qt waifu bitches
>>27900332
yes. The absolute poverty and stagnation of this place is slowly killing me
IF you're not a degenerate (everyone I meet is a binge drinker or a potsmoker), COULD we be friends? I keep meaning to meet people around here. Currently in Parksville region although I move around a lot
>>27900367
I live like 15 minutes away in nanaimo, but unless you mean online, i wouldn't be sure, this is r9k after all. Also i have pretty terrible conversational skills.
>>27900367
Im in parksville, from 'berta just hanging out waiting for oil bucks to come back. Are you the IT guy who does work for the government?
>>27900436
Used to live in Nanaimo. I've met a handful of people through this site, the results are usually pretty okay
I'm 24/m, rarely visit 4chan these days although my boards are /his/ /tg/ /x/ /k/ /out/ /pol/ /r9k/. If you wanted to talk first online I'd be okay with that
From the 905 sauga city standing by.
>>27900485
Yea sure, give me a throwaway email or something.
>>27900475
Where are you located? Are you a degenerate? Give info pls
I doubt you'd know me, I'm not a notable and haven't been around much. Parksville is so damn small. I don't think I can work here another summer without hating it
>going to be in Brampton for the summer
Kind of a bad feel.
>>27900496
I normally go just by skype. My throwaway is unfortunatelyguess
>>27900513
5 minute walk from mcdonalds and no i dont smoke or drink. There isnt much to do here so I ride my bike to timmy ho's and go to the gym. Im wasting my time here but there isnt much going on back home
>>27900568
haha shit. Yeah we can be friends. My apologies
I live in a van and am at Tim's regularly. Which gym? The startup fees are so goddamn expensive that I've been putting off going back
Could be fun to hang out if you wanted, possibly even tonight if the Mcdonalds is 24 hour . I'm out of shape for sure, but lifting buddies could be fun or something
>>27898796
Hey, I'm also in Ottawa. Fuck now I really want a meet up
>>27900661
hey, I'm going to bed and assume you've done the same or are snubbing me. My skype is >>27900532 if you want it anyways. I just want an activity friend
>>27900096
ubcv reporting in
I fucking hate people at ubc
Who Newfoundland here? Who got cucked by the budget
>>27900888
I'm in Ottawa too.
Why would you want a meet up? I don't think any user of r9k would ever want to meet face-to-face with another person.
I painted my computer black to run faster but now it doesn't work ;_;
>>27898184
Live in Dartmouth myself. Where abouts are you?
