I don't care if they're made up, anons. I just sperged so hard in front of mine and need to escape into fantasy right now.
Please!
>fail so hard
>want to hear other people's success stories instead of their even greater fails to make yourself feel better
You sure you're in the right place, son?
>>27896694
>Have oneitis
>Ask her on a date
>She makes up some boyfriend that doesn't exist
>We stop talking
Can it even go any other way OP? The only girls you actually have a chance with are the ones you weren't interested in the first place.
>>27896694
I could tell you a story about how she successfully broke my heart
I haven't talked my oneitis ever since I sperged out. It's better this way, girls don't want to date a robot. Tfw.
>I don't care if they're made up
Well that's good cause that's all you're gonna get
>be sophomore
>have math and social studies with oneitis
>most guys describe her as a 6-7/10, which I don't get but hey, less competition for me I suppose
>one day the gods are smiling down on me and in the same week both teachers change the seating arrangement
>oneitis now sits next to me in math, and in front of me in social studies
>one day during math she asks to copy homework
>I tell her ok but be quick
>teacher catches us and we get 10 day's detention
>only 7 kids in detention first day
>we sit next to each other
>when teacher isn't looking she passes me note
>"I tried telling him I took your paper without asking, anon. He didn't believe me, I guess"
>heart races
>write back "it's fine. I had nothing to do today anyway".
>she writes "well I still think it's stupid that YOU got in trouble is all. I mean you should have at least gotten a few less day than me"
>I freeze and write "I don't know what his deal is. I think he needs to worry less about his students cheating and more about his wife" (rumors had been going around that his wife and the pe coach had been banging)
>she politely chuckles and then gets back to reading
>well obviously math teacher split us up but we still sit together in social studies
>a few days later, teacher announces "get into quads"
>which means the desks grouped in 8 split in half and you work with those people
>one guy is absent so there are 3 people
>we're doing project, I do most of the work/thinking while making them feel like they contributed a lot by asking questions that spoon feed them answers
>we end up getting best grade on the assignment
>at lunch I sit at a table close to where she'd sit (but not the one she usually sits at)
>she sees me and sits down by me
>we start chatting
>her fat friend sits by us
>she introduces me, telling her how smart I am
">if you ever feel clueless during class, go to this guy"
>and shit like that
Cont.
>>27897537
(Cont)
>we start talking more in social studies
>look at her MySpace page
>see she likes this band
>look it up, get really into it
>tell her me and my friend Chris are going to one of their concerts, ask if she's going
>she says she can't afford it
>tell her I can get her a free ticket cause my cousin is tight with the owner of the club
>borrow 30 bucks from dad and buy another ticket
>we all go over together
>Chris leaves early as planned, his friend picking him up
>enjoy the rest of the show, just the two of us
>drive her the hour long distance home
>we really hit it off, get the feeling she is starting to like me too
>get a job
>she stops in sometimes, hook her and her fat friend up with pop and sometimes food
>she'll stay around for up to an hour sometimes, chatting with her friend and me when I have a spare minute
>continue to talk with her during class and at lunch, sometimes she let's me give her a ride
>spring dance is announced
>ask her if she wants to go
>she says yes
>start going steady the day after
Is she your oneitis if you've slept with her?
>>27897537
>>27897559
>I want to believeoriginal fucking comment moddy cucks good night what is with you people?
Watch any romantic comedy movie, senpai.
This place is to bitch about how we have not up to now and probably never will get laid.
Bump while I slowly wrote out my success story, as I need to get home first
I'll be back anon
>meet a girl at the end of freshman year of college
>live close enough to meet up over the summer
>have fun for a few weeks
>she flips out and wants to be a guy
>I flip because she was the only girl interested in me
>limited contact for 5 years
>start hanging out again
>get her drunk at my place
>stop her when she asks if I have a condom
>end up hooking up and dating her friend a month later. She was pissed because she wanted to sleep with me.
>1 year later
>she became a hardcore catholic
>see each other more often
>admit feelings for each other
>start dating, but no intimacy
>bring it up 2 months in
>"I slept with everything that showed interest, got raped. Now I don't want anything until marriage"
>knew this was done, grabbed her ass one last time
>broke up with me on the spot
>we still talk
Part of me wants to see if I can fail at round 3 with her.
>>27896694
Alright Anon...
>Be me
>Be ninth grade
>Newly confident, having just been elected onto my school's student council
>Show up for first day of school, to tour new students etc
>Meet 8th grade student council member - immediatly develop the dreaded oneitis
Okay, maybe not immediatly... but when she mentioned that she played d&d, and happened to be a 10/10 qt, the oneitis quickly followed
>Somehow spend whole day one on one hanging out with her
>After 7 or 8 hours of just hanging out on school bench, finally have to split ways and head home
to be continued...
>>27897833
>romantic comedy
M8, at best you get
>hot girl is dumped by her arrogant Chad thundercock boyfriend
>she meets "nerdy" guy (at worst 7.5 out of ten with glasses, and usually more like an 8-8.5)
>he gets to be all nerdy and adorkable, which while women lap up in the context of comedy movies, only works in comedy movies, and even then you have to be hot
>she is distant for a while, but then decides she wants a nice guy
>they live happily ever after
You can see why these aren't accessible to bitter red-pilled robots. This anon's story >>27897537 , while clearly bullshit, is a bit more believable, and so is maybe more likely to give the OP what he needs. The idea is to strike just the right balance between realism and escapism. We all need to take a break from our wallowing once in a while.
>>27896694
>5/10 girl hangs out with me all the time
>lunch together every day, sit next to each other in the classes we have together, she walks to my classes with me even when she has class on the other side of campus
>it was probably pity
>"do I like her? I dunno, no need to worry about it"
>Don't ask her to prom, she ends up going with some fat manlet
>She still talks to me all the time
>High school graduation
>She spots me
>"Hey anon, want to sit together? I found some seats over-"
>"Go away"
Last time I ever saw her. Still not sure if I liked her. Like there were some days where I'd mess with her hair or daydream about fucking her, but I never felt anything romantic.
>>27897947
>Get home
>Think about her all night, can't sleep
>She's an actress, a singer, a cheerleader...
>"Why did she even talk to me"
>Over the next months, become best friends
>Somehow spend every day in student council hanging out in the corner, developing inside jokes, playing footsie
>Oneitis gripping me in its lethal grasp
I'll save you time, and skip ahead
>End of the school year
>Spent entire year being best friends
>For some time she had a thing with another guy
>Final night of schoolyear, consoling her about breaking up with the guy
>Let it slip that I would be so proud to be her boyfriend
>She's silent
>After ten seconds or so, she tells me, while crying a little bit, that she's sorry and only wants to be friends
>All is lost
>(Or is it?)
To be continued...
>>27897537
>>27897559
y-y-you couldn't have made this up. It's too detailed anon. I know it's real, you're j-j-ust to scared to fully expose yourself.
>please let me have this
>be timid, beta freshman in college
>meet cute girl at party, befriend and become very close
>sophomore year, we are best friends and she tries to hook up with my good male friend
>cut her off
>get gf, turn into the alpha i was meant to be
>end up breaking up with gf because we both weren't feeling it
>girl 1 comes back and gives me a handwritten letter saying she realized that she liked me the whole time
>date for 8 months, say we love each other
>she cheats on me three times, she doesn't want to have sex until we're in a "serious relationship"
>break up with her because if she doesn't consider 8 months of dating serious, then that's why she'd make out with other dudes
>got a 100x better gf and wasting my time with the other girl
never put a girl on a pedestal, that girl you are obsessed with rarely is the one you really should be with anyways
>>27898046
>date for 8 months
>doesn't want to have sex until we're in a "serious relationship"
lol, what? Also, that's why you broke up with her? Not because she cheated on you the first time? Or even the second time?
>>27898091
First time she was very drunk and I still had the rose tinted glasses. Second time combined with the "not a serious relationship" thing is why we broke up. She told me about the third time afterwards.
>>27898006
At my school, there were two campuses: Middle school for 7th-9th grade, and high school for 10th-12th grade
>Spend entire summer torn up internally over losing her
>Don't even talk anymore
>Suddenly have a revelation
>She may not have liked me, but it wasn't as if I had been the best me that I could be
>Make plans to become everything I can be
>Get rid of my WoW account, start to actually give a shit in the gym and on the football field, start taking care of personal hygeine
>Even go out of my way to buy new clothes and change up my appearance
>Make friends with girls and my teammates and learn how to interact with more than one best friend at a time
>Spent whole summer working out, and all school year doing the rest
Honestly, none of it in and of itself was very fulfilling to me. But that wasn't why I was doing any of it.
>One month before end of my sophomore year
>Still on student council; they request one of us goes to the middle school to speak to the entire school about their upcoming student council elections
>This is my chance
>The next day, show up to middle school
>Fucking DROVE myself there (all those loser ninth graders were so jealous B)))))
>Wearing preppy outfit, a bright pink sweater and trying to strut my new more fit bod
>Heads turning as I walk past
>"Is that Anon? No way..."
^Sorry for the douchey tone - trying to accurately recreate the egotistical/cringey thoughts of tenth grade me before realizing these were completely superficial areas of life
To be continued...
>be Aussie
>have Abbo fetish
>get oneitis easily cause no other suitors are calling
Amateurs. This isn't that hard.
>>27898157
Alright, so
>Get up in front of entire school
>Nervous as hell, trying to find my crush amongst the entire crowd while simultaniously hoping i dont make eye contact with her
>Football bros from ninth grade shouting my football nicknames gives me strength
"Anon-Dog!", "Anon-ster!"
>Assembly goes well, but leave school without incident
>That schoolyear ends and the summer passes without incident, and the day fades from my mind
>Next year, junior year
>Be standing in front of entire upper campus student body, welcoming the new sophomores and getting ready for student council ceremonies etc
>My crush was no longer on student council, so I didn't see her
>Later that day, my best bro shows me a vid that he took while sitting in the audience next to a horde of sophomore girls
>"Oh my god is that Anon? He's so hot now"
>"Girl you better watch it - that's *Crush's name*'s girl, everybody knows that!"
>The girls all giggle, and my friend carefully films another two minutes of similar conversation
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>End of week, get message from crush
>She wants to hang out
>Freak out and barely contain myself by responding with a simple "sure."
To be continued
>>27898204
>this isn't that hard
Is what you think when you're fucking the Abbo
>be indian manlet
>freshman year of college
>decide to join a frat
before you fags call me a normie, there was literally 20 dudes total at a school where greek life is big
>have big bro night - basically assigned a mentor brother from the house and get shit faced
>tall qt appears out of no where
>is my pledge brothers 'big sis'
>instantly smitten
>feelsbad cause she would never go for a short indian dude like me
>still catch feels
>fast forward 1 year
>we have a party where we invite a date (nicer alcohol, just brothers and their dates)
>don't know any girls who i could ask
>tall qts close friend (another brother) says i could take tall qt
>we make special invitations for the event pic related
>give it to her, she says yessweating internally
To be continued
>>27898295
>Meet her at a local outside mall type area
>Take her to get burgers
>She's still as awesome as I remember, and nothing seems awkward at all between us
>Eventually we both go walking off into the neighboring suburbs, and stroll along occasionally making "accidental" contact with one another
>She trips against a tree, I follow her
>We stare into one another's eyes, and she playfully eskimo kisses me
>Oneitis fully flares back up
>We kiss
And the rest is history.
It turned out in the end that she hadn't ever wanted to use me, and always genuinely liked me, but that I simply let myself go too much for her to be physically attracted to - and I think it's fair to desire physical attraction in a relationship
Anyways, I'm well into college now, and we're still together after all these years
There's hope OP - there's always hope.
Make yourself better. But don't do it like me - I made a mistake in doing it for her
Do it for yourself
That way, whether your meant to be with your oneitis gal or another one that's yet to come, it won't matter, cause you'll be making yourself better in the process of figuring it all out
Good luck, my friend
>>27898301
TOP!
KEK!
Well done, anon.
Well done.
>>27898387
10/10 tears and goosebumps
I want to believe anon.
>10th grade, 2007
>waiting in the morning outside of school for the bell to ring for class
>see girl with huge tits
>holy shit
>I gotta talk to her
>I walk up
>she says she loves my shiny necklace (because lol xD ShiNnY ThInGs oMg rAWR xd)
>we talk, she says she loves anime
>hell yes, I love anime too! (toonami shit + the first season of bleach)
>friends for a year
>we hang out together all day during a festival
>fell in love with her
>she had a bf
>I shit talked her bf every time she talked about him over Yahoo Messenger, telling her how much better I would be for her
>eventually she started getting feelings for me
>we hung out a LOT
>eventually there was a massage that... led to some heavy groping + kissing
>she kept giving me fuck-me eyes at prom, but she was stuck with her bf
>friends for a couple months more
>she breaks up with him for me
BONUS STORY:
>make good friends with an absolute butterface, senior year
>she makes it super fucking obvious she likes me
>I was still dating previous girl, and she had a bf too
>eventually me and first girl break up
>I have to keep prying new girl off me since she had bf
>she eventually dumps him for me
>it was the SAME GUY
>>27898375
>day of rolls around
>go to pick her up from her apartment
>she looks great but dont pay too much mind
>assume she is just gonna blow me off to hang out with other people
>she asks to put her purse in my room
>start drinking
>take pictures
>play beer pong with another brother and his date
>his date is fucking hot 9/10 easy
>start flirting with her and act goofy
>eventually we all go elsewhere and start dancing
>try to put the moves on 9/10
>"you should dance with your date"
>rejected hard but dgaf bullshit with tall qt
>she asks to go upstairs to get something from her purse
>start playing taylor swift and dance and sing to it, having a great time
>get even more drunk
so when I drink, i have a tendency to go all over the place, never staying at one place
>someone tells me that tall qt was looking for me
>find her again, we are both fucking destroyed
>its raining outside and people are jumping into the makeshift pool we have
>decide to jump in too
>completely wet need to go change clothes
>we go up to my room
>earlier one of her friends that was also at the party made a remark about how she is still a virgin
>I start applauding her for keeping her virginity intact (especially since she's so cute)
>we are staring deeply into each other's eyes
to be continued
>>27898434
I promise you it's all true - best of luck to you, and keep moving forward :)
>>27898387
Please don't let this be an elaborate troll anon I want to have hope
>>27898523
>not even thinking, sexual tension in the air is palpable
>just lean in without thinking about it
>she is into it
>we full on makeout
>she stops me for a second
>start talking about how its not right, how she is catholic etc
>listen to her for a little bit
>ease her worries then get back into it
>she starts stripping down save her pantsu
>my first time fingering a girl, sucking on some titties, etc
>literally dream come true
>she is an absolute dead fish though
>try to take off her panties but she pulls my hand away
>after like 20 mins she jumps up, gets dressed and starts leaving
>doesn't say a word
>her friend picks her upLater I called her out for her homophobic comments that she told me and she denied all of it. She hates me now but she graduated
Pretty bittersweet but apparently she really was a pure. Pic related is the both of us that night
>>27898533
Not that anon but thanks for the uplifting story, anon.
I'm trying to make it work with my oneitis. I'm putting in work to improve myself and build a relationship.
It's a slow ride but hopefully it works out.
>>27897998
You deserve to be alone
Wow, that's not an original comment? On /r9k/? I am shocked. Shocked!
>>27898615
I have a policay of never posting pics of my gf on 4chan simply for her safety, but here's the closest thing I can give you right now to let you know its a real story
This is us lying together, and me teaching her vidya
If I can do anything else to help, let me know
(Sorry for the pixelated, had to make sure it couldn't be google image searched)
>>27898651
If you put the work in, then eventually, things will work out
Even if they don't work out exactly how you hope they will, you're going to get something good back
Keep on fighting the good fight
>tfw you were starting to make progress with your oneitis
>tfw she dies
Just
who /9 year oneitis/ here?
Moved from San Diego to Oklahoma City when I was 12. She was in my church youth group. Instantly fell for her.
In a couple of her classes throughout jr high/high school. Go to different colleges (she uni me community).
See her around sometimes. She's moving to paris when schools over.
I wouldn't mind moving, I have nothing going on, but I have no conceivable reason to go. She's gonna know im following her.
>>27899070
If you can't lock her down by that time give up.
Holy shit 9 years is too long. Should never go past 1.
>>27899070
I've gotta agree with >>27899111
If she's really making a move that big, then it can't hurt to give it one last big go at letting her know how you feel
No matter what happens it'll be freeing - either she reciprocates and you move with her or she doesn't and you can make a conscience safe effort to move on
>>27899111
Also
Dope trips man where'd u get em
>escape into fantasy
Motherfucker this board is so pathetic.
When the day of the rope occurs, robots will be the second to go (behind muzzies but before blacks).
>>27898908
kek is this for real?
Take comfort in the fact that you were probably misreading the situation anon. You probably weren't making any progress toward fucking her, just progress toward being her friend,
>>27896694
>get a oneitis
>cant stop thinking about how we're so similar its weird
>shes so much better than me, im a 2.5/10, shes a 7 but a 10/10 in my eyes
>i work out for 9 months
>ask her out, she says no
>continue working out
>we hangout every month or two
>my business is taking off, doing well financially
>becoming fit
>dress better, better haircuts, better everything
>ask her out again, she says no
>the end
>>27898301
MY SIDES!original comment you fucking like mods original fucking comment oy vey!
>setup tinder at the start of the week, get a few matches
>start chatting to a qtp2t girl
>immediately get along and banter
>she's a solid 7-8 imo (tad chubby), bit frigid and admits she's a virgin but whatever
>talk all the way throughout next few days
>talking last night, say ive got to go to bed because work in the morning
>get on in lunch break, she deleted me and I cannot understand why
>see 10/10 on first day of senior year
>without even thinking about it I go up to her lunch table and start talking to her
>she giggles and laughs at everything I say
>I forgot to mention I am 6'4, have 9/10 facial features, have a 10" dick, and am on the football team. Also, I have rich parents and a business I am going to I inherit when senior takes early retirement.
>>27899877
She probably realized you weren't rich, or you said something that she perceived to be racist/sexist/whatever.
Or she was trying to be nice to a beta but as she kept talking and the idea of fucking you became more real she had to end it right there and admit to herself she won't settle for anything less than Chad thundercock.
Her admission of being shallow to herself makes her cry and feel bad about herself, so she goes and takes comfort in Chad Thundercock's cock of thunder.
>oneitis and I assigned project together
>we doink
Idk will that work OP I'm kinda tired right now
>>27897537
>>27897559
I know this is fake but what happens next? Do you guys get married? Have kids? Flesh out the story more.
Mines a long story for something as weak as a hug and that happened 8 years ago. Not worth the story
>>27899877
She was just using you to entertain herself out of boredom. She had no intentions of fucking you.
>>27897873
You dun goofed son - you should have asked her to marry you. It aint a oneitis success story unless it ends in marriage. It's kind of in the definition.
>>27896694
We were really good friends then I moved to the other side of the planet and she realised she was in love with me.
I have crazy strong feelings for her but we live so far apart so I don't really know what to do. I'm terrified of my feelings for her and I'm terrified of relationships, let along long distance ones.
I met a qt with huge tits the other week and we've been talking but it's not the same. Maybe I can at least fuck this new girl so I can at least lose my virginity in the near future, but I doubt I'll be able to take it that far.
>>27900511
I'm just a mormal guy but visiting /r9k/ makes me feel like the heavy weight alpha champion of the world.
You guys are cunts.
>>27901106
How am I a cunt senpai
>>27901158
If you have to ask that question then you're a cunt.
>>27901196
Then I'm a cunt but why senpai.
