Just made a tinder, is my bio good?
>>27896355
not ironic enough
nice dubs
>>27896355
i chuckled, a little unoriginal though
>omegle trainface kid is STILL here
God they were right, no one ever leaves.
Nice coat you raging faggot
Do you post on /soc/? I think I've catfished you into sending me money before.
>>27897122
No. I don't. Send me money? xxx
>>27896355
yikes.. not a fan
>>27897122
You're the one that tried to talk me into getting a credit card a few weeks ago, aren't you?
That's actually super cute.
Too bad Tinder's for whores.
Sorry you're a whore, OP.
>>27896355
>tips fedora
thisisvery orginalblox
>>27897238
I'm a virgin and have a fantasy of turning a whore into a housewife
>>27896355
>first pic in profile has sunglasses hiding clear view of face
uggo confirmed
any advice??? pls respond
>>27897251
This isn't like alchemy, she's a whore nothing is gonna change that
>>27897311
>Hi there, I Wanda get to know you better
>>27897335
kill yourself
bl0x
>6'6
Be prepared for massive amounts of pussy desu, chad.
>>27896355
Funny and originally
>>27897350
>so unoriginal he had to use blox
>thinks I should "kill myself"
At least I'm not a NIGGER
>>27897311
"hey wanda, wanda fuck like rabbits at my place?"
>>27897335
gott damn
Why the fuck do you need facebook for tinder?
great, maybe a trap from 4chan will recognize your stale memes and pity you enough to let you bottom.
>>27897335
hahaha
ayy i laughed irl
>>27897311
Fuck her right in the pussy
That will make her swoon
>>27897311
Where are Wandas replies you slut
>>27896355
Alex bby you're so handsome. Please, let a guy like me suck your dick, i promise i won't disgust you. Don't ignore me, Alex. What's your full name ? I want to collect your photos for fap material
Think I'm doing pretty well so far
>>27897475
>he used my awesome line
>Wanda responded in a neutral or positive way
Ha ha yes.
Alex, ander over to me.
I earned her.
she's about to ask for your skype
it's a bot
My sister says she'd like it, for what it's worth.
>>27897459
It ended up being a bot. I accept your offer, do you have any contact info?
>>27897475
>anonymous imageboards
pls OP, don't fuck it up so soon
I fucking despise the increasingly popular "I mask my depression with irony" meme
If you really had depression you wouldn't be spending time making & reading such posts
>>27898178
if you really had depression you'd understand the "apathy" coping mechanism
fuck off
Shave the autism haircut man, christ
>>27898178
I normally don't care enough to reply about these things, but just want you to know that not being noticed is pretty crippling in of itself, and no matter how a person feels, it's always good to feel noticed. At the very least.
>>27897335
my kekrotum. I'm giggling all inside.
>>27897475
aaaaand there she goes.
You could WANDAlise her at least a little
>>27897391
this teebeeaych phampie
>>27897475
why does she type like a retard
>>27898274
there's nothing wrong with his hair
a shaved head looks 8x worse
the fuck is with you retards and shaving your head? it never looks better on someone than a good haircut would have looked.
>>27896355
I wouldn't say "crippling depression" since that is a little too jarring. Maybe say something about your ennui. It's a little sillier, less real.
But your profile is super cute. I like guys with longer hair, but I can see lots of messages
>for you
>>27896355
looks good I admire you honesty and courage in putting yourself out there
>>27897520
>Alex, ander over to me
Are we just going to ignore the King of Puns?
>>27896355
I thought you used to have a trip?
Also god damn I wish I knew you in real life you are the aura of awesome and friendworthy bro
>>27897614
Drop your kik Alex bby
>>27898274
Buzzcut is very cool you have no idea about /fa/
>>27898244
Eh I'm with>>27898178 on this, if you're really depressed you're too distraught to do ironic shit or yell from the rooftops that you're depressed. It's why lady gaga is a bitch for making that depression t shirt or whatever
>>27897520
>>27897335
Christ, you better not be a virgin a man like you has so much potential.
>>27897396
To keep the creeps out.
Maybe it's just me, but I tend to nope away from anyone that has "depression" in their bio, irony or not. It feels like they're actually depressed, and also passive aggressive and has tons of baggage
It's been six weeks since I installed Tinder. Decided to put a picture of myself and my dog on there, because apparently that's what women like.
After weeks of getting no matches I just swiped twice and both matched.
They're both 6-7/10, honestly much better than I expected.
My heart is racing. I don't know what to say. I'm so terrible at initiating contact.
>>27899449
That's sad, Anon. I've had Tinder a month and have several hundred matches.
>>27899534
>boasting with own attractiveness
>on /r9k/
wew lad.
wew.
>>27899579
I'm just really sorry you are genetic trash, Anon.
>>27899597
Hey Chaddy, I think you got the wrong board.
/soc/'s about 2 links down the front page.
>>27899449
Follow your best instincts and work from the utmost intelligence.
The only thing you definitely shouldn't do is nothing. There'll be an urge to do nothing for fear of doing something wrong, but that's the most wrong thing you can do. Just say something, anything.
>>27897335
>>27897392
>>27897422
>>27898854
Reddit tier pun shit getting this feedback
>>27899688
jealous, NIGGER?
>autism chin
you're fucked, OP
