Tinder Thread.
Watch me get laid or fail brobots
Her profile
Oreganalo
How about we have chocolate chip cookies after we have sex
>>27895132
I'm black so I was planning on the chocolate dick card
>>27895132
jesus christ dude back away
>>27895102
how about you fuck off you dumb normie?
This is me btw.
No hate pls
This concludes your briefing on me
>>27895187
>implying you can be a robot when you're that good looking
Fuck off
>>27895187
>>27895204
>tfw you will never be this aesthetic
>>27895218
Literally just belive in yourself.
I used to be an ugly ass nigga until I got fit, got dreads and cleared my skin.
>>27895187
>>27895204
Knock 'em dead, hos.
>>27895187
>>27895204
goddamn I still think niggers are ugly as shit but you're one good looking motherfucker. jelly af.
Now gtfo of here
Drop suggestions if you want. Chowing down on some bomb chinese food
Bump
Origionaliorito
>>27895371
Damn, you are the guy beta white guys complain about stealing all their women. I'm not even mad. If she sends nudes, you are obliged to post tihem here.
BANEPOSTING ON TINDER
Bump
HOMOFAGBLOXOREGANO
We eating boys
"i got into college because i'm black, can I get into your legs for the same reason?"
>>27895626
Except for the fact that I had a 4.3 GPA in highschool and scored near perfect on my SAT, yeah cause I'm black
>>27895605
>Think 100% less latex and me somewhere in there
>Yeah that'll do it :) :) :)
Wow, really livin easymode breh
>>27895130
What about German nationalism? or Imperialism?
you're fugazi, those are pictures of some celebrity. It's funny because white people probably won't know who that is
>>27895659
Tbh its easymode except near police stations, lol
>>27895662
I can educate her on polices of NatSoc's after I hit
haha just a prank you guys, i'm actually gay :-) <3 :3
>>27895605
Jesus Christ is it really this easy? Holy fuck I need to hit the gym
"hey, I'm black and I study and imitate white people unlike the majority of my people. I also don't commit any crimes and abide the law.
These factors should be admired and I should be rewarded for not following a subhuman behaviour that is expected of me and my kind"
>>27895187
>>27895204
You're one good looking negroe
>>27895655
hahahaha holy shit you can't handle the banter
also you forgot an f in your profile so checkm8
>>27895687
This is not me
Bloxerooni
>>27895102
>sociology
Could be worse
>women's, gender, & Sexuality Studies and Public health
It's a /b tard playing on you really hard. Abort.
>>27895130
After you ejaculate start telling her your spirit animal is the bald eagle because you love America so much.
>>27895719
there is nothing wrong with womens study you misogynistic prick
>>27895655
I don't blame him. Blacks are usually stupid, so the only time you see a negrito get into college is because of white guilt.
I fucked up bro's.
I think she removed after she said no to anal.
Fuck where can I get decent anal that's not those fucking traps trying to hit me up.
>>27895242
Just believe in yourself brah, i used to be ugly too
>>27895699
For some reason blacks are the only race where the males are far more attractive than the females.
There's a reason why black men date outside of their race, but nobody dates black women.
99.9% of all attractive black women are mixed.
>>27895204
6'4
damn, you're getting all the sizeqeers there.
>>27895772
why'd you bring it up right away
>>27895655
Whites and asians need 5.0 or higher to get on the waitlist.
Being a black college student is life on easymode.
Regardless, you are a handsome devil and I envy you.
Got any pics of yourself in high school?
>>27895772
I'll never get a reply with "I'm feeling you __"
the fuck man
I'll just move onto the chink.
I'll be responding to the many girls I have ignored in pursuit of the perfect woman
>>27895693
^
just use this as an opener op
>>27895204
You are liek a sexier death grips
Is race mixing non-ironically acceptable in America?
Wow jews really do control you lot.
>>27895187
Currently studying quantum mech in MIT. Never seen you around campus.
>>27895791
What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid motherfucker? Do you never leave your house? Because your observation is terribly wrong. It's sad that you're trying to pass it off as fact.
>>27895815
Tbh its just pictures of me wearing a lacrosse jersey with an auschwitz tier buzz, nothing I want to show.
>>27895827
Is she the asian one? Also you are fucking handsome my friend.
>>27895875
literally everyone knows this, what world are you in?
>>27895764
why are you guys so racist. He's EE at MIT, you don't get in there unless you're super competent no matter your race
How do I tinder? I match with ladies all the time because I'm not terrible looking, but I never know what to say
>>27895827
Senpai u realize those are the lyrics to a song and the next line is " if we ain't fuckin then birch bon-voyage
>>27895891
only some races are held to a higher standard then others, of course his smart. But because of AA theres reasonable doubt about if his as smart as the other students.
>Have deep meaningful conversation with qt on Tinder, basically tells her life story
>Starting to really like her
>Ask for her number
>Doesn't reply
Why do they do this to us?
>>27895875
I've never seen an attractive black woman that wasn't mixed.
I only know one non-black guy who is dating a black girl. That guy happens to be my best friend. When they started dating he told me she physically wasn't his type at all. Now, after a year of dating, he pretends like all black women are beautiful.
Meanwhile, I see attractive black men all the time.
I'm back bitch niggas and I'm taking requests
Damn dude. 6'4" swanky looking black dude going to MIT. The hell are you doing on this board?
>>27895187
>>27895204
did you take these pictures of yourself or did someone help?
Everytime i try to take a picture i end up looking retarded.
>>27895906
>listening to Jizz-Kaliphate
Abort mission immidiately.
>>27895953
they just like the easy attention family, there is no real investment involved with typing words on a phone
>>27895969
My friend took them as I mentioned in a previous post?
>>27895968
I was an awkward ugly teen who browsed here but I guess I changed, I still use this board tho
>>27895953
women dont make the same connections between emotion and sex as men do. The Ancient Greeks knew that shit and good god they were right. The only thing keeping that fact suppressed for so long as a social conduct that women had to abide by or be called a slut. Now thats slipping away we get to see their true nature.
>>27895827
Lmao what
originaru
>>27895891
>get 34 on ACT
>be in contest to be accepted into any school in Boston
>nigger has 32 on ACT and lower GPA than me
>he gets accepted
Get the fuck out of here with that shit. All you have to do is not be a complete fucking retard, or be a minority.
Pic very related.
>>27895953
I don't want to endorse this stupid behavior, but you probably should have asked her to meet first.
Asking for a number and not a meetupp un tinder is showing that you want more out of this faar too early.
When in doubt...
Ogfam
>>27896002
let's find out if OP actually goes to MIT
whats the best ice cream joint in Cambridge?
>>27895130
>teach me how to skate
>mfw I could do that but no girl
>>27896074
Christinas tf, I grew up in north cambridge and went to cambridge rindge and latin bruh
>>27896127
your parents must be fucking loaded
also it's Toscanini's get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27895187
>>27895204
>>27895236
>>27895244
>>27895280
>>27895969
That's a model, not OP. The guy's name is Harry Samba.
If you're going to pretend to be an attractive black guy on Tinder, at least own up to your shit here you dumb faggot
>>27895967
>i died for a while but now im back, whats going on?
>same
what did she mean by this?
>>27896151
Damn. I was enjoying this thread too.
>>27896151
top kek he's right
how the fuck did you know that
An on and off sex buddy, we meet up a couple times a week. She just graduated highschool and is really 18 tho.
>>27896145
My parents are somali immigrants but I guess I'm sorta rich. Mom's family has a fortune built on oil I soon will take over. Dad's family is royal blood.
>>27896022
yeah its probably slightly easier, but it's not like some stereotypical gangster gets into MIT no matter what. so what he maybe had a 4.0 instead of a 4.2 it's still good and you never know what kind of extracurriculars and shit he had.
also
>being the kind of person that keeps a scan of your act on hand to show off to strangers on the internet
No wonder you lost the contest.
>>27896036
I've seen people suggest both things though, so I'm not sure which is better. Surely actually meeting in person is way more commitment. If you were to ask out a girl on the street, you'd get her number first and in that case you've basically just met. At least on tinder you've got to know each other a bit. That, and tinder is a glitchy piece of shit with a crappy interface.
>>27896175
I'm mixed and the guy gets posted in /fa/'s Black Hair General all the time. I don't care that he's catfishing on Tinder, but there's no reason to pretend to be some other guy on a chinese website
>>27896151
>>27896238
Why do think I haven't shown any younger pics of myself dumbass.
Why would I want my identity on r9k.
>>27896247
>Why do think I haven't shown any younger pics of myself dumbass.
>Why would I want my identity on r9k.
Nigga shut up
>>27896247
Heh, right.
A Congolese model working in France is going to be picking up chicks in Boston and posting about it on r9k. Good one.
>>27896213
Yeah, but if you talk to a girl on the street, she's usually not actively looking for something instantly.
On tinder on the other hand, people are their to either hook up or to boost their ego. If the latter is the case, there's nothing you could have done to maker her actually give you her number.
Except if you were to really impress her while chatting.
>>27896267
Looks like stormfront arrived
>>27896285
Nah I'm still the mixed guy, and that pic I posted is just funny
Nice try OP.
>>27896175googleblox
>>27896186
>19
she's lying, r-right guys
>>27896277
Okay I'm gonna post a pic of my computer on my insta obv with the screen turned off so they don't know I browse 4chan to prove its me.
>>27896043
>>27895967
>is you with the shits or nah
og as fuck
Unmatched after this
>tfw will never know how to talk to girls, flirt, etc, etc.
How does Chad do it so easily?
>>27896209
I lost the contest because I keep a scan of my ACT on my desktop?
Do you not know how to screenshot a PDF and then put the selected copy unto MS Paint?
Maybe you are retarded after all.
>>27895102
I've been waiting almost half a year... HALF A FUCKING YEAR TO DOUBLE TEXT. Look at when I sent that. I follow him on Normiegram and like his stuff occasionally (not every post because that looks desperate)
What the hell do I do? What should I say? I think direct messaging gets buried on Instagram so the person never knows it's there.
>>27896356
Matching with a trap was probably one of my weirdest experiences, she was 16 but its legal in MA. I still hit tho .
She looked almost exactly like this trap
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9FqlbB2oLk
>>27896356
Tippy top kek
http://www.modelmanagement.com/model/harry-samba/
>height is 6'1"
>puts 6'4 on tinder
manlets, when will they learn?
>>27896442
>6'1
>size 8 shoes
wtf how
>>27896442
6'1" is enough girls can't tell
>>27896432
smfh senpai you should of kept playing with her and smashed baka
>>27896442
>42 eu
>8 US
fix that shit
>>27896413
Pls guys help
By the way they haven't logged on since before I said that. I have a feeling they just said "I give up" and deleted the app
>>27896460
yeah girls are fucking retarded
you can add like 3 inches to your height and they'll never notice
>>27896499
She started to ask me to dominate her, cum in her ass, hold cock while fucking, etc. And it weirded me out
>>27896413
>>27896516
>him
>implying you are a girl
tits or gtfoor be my gf
>>27896350
I'm waiting for proof, you goddamn imposter.
>>27896545
OP why do you add 3 extra inches of height to the fake tinder profile you made of that guy?
>>27896558
I'll have it up on insta in less than 2 mins, just hitting up people to like ot b4 hand
>>27896569
Implying I'm fake
>>27896547
>mfw no bf to touch my boobies
Just
Anyway I don't know what to say
>>27895130
>I'm polyamorous
Abort, op
Reply to this bro's but should I have gf'd this 16 year old trap? I hit a couple times than dipped
>>27896576
i see. well ok then Harry, good luck at MIT!
quick tip, remember to add a > when trying to greentext, like so:
>implying etc etc etc etc
have goodnight!
>>27896529
Have people done this? I might do it.
>tfw want to put 6'5" on the Tinder profile
>but what if her brother is 6'2" or something and she can tell I'm bullshitting
>>27896630
>Implying even if I sleep enough I won't always feel groggy due to my debilitating depression
>>27896647
>tfw 6'3
>tfw say im 5'10 when a manlet claims to be 6ft tall near me
feelsgoodman
>>27896576
Samba's instagram is private m8.
>>27896667
>implying i believe an adonis black french model drowning in pussy is depressed
>>27896702
You wouldn't understand when people only value you for appearance. I just want to be a little average.
But deadass did I fuck up by not gfing the trap pic I previously posted
>>27896756
POST INDISPUTABLE PROOF THAT YOU ARE HARRY SAMBA AND MAYBE I'LL ANSWER
Started using Tinder one month and 15 days ago, I currently have 19 matches. How am I doing? I'm also dating one of them.
>>27896776
Is this enough?
>>27896776
he can't, dumbass
>>27896756
>deadass
>c-cool black guys say deadass, r-right guys?
this is the cringiest role-play ive seen on this tibetan bamboo flute carving forum. kill yourself OP
>>27896829
>>27896823
fuck this gay ass thread i'm out
>>27895130
do you have no self respect
I think I'm more alpha than I think: I wouldn't touch that harlot with a 10 foot pole
I recently broke my phone camera so this photo will be shitty
>>27895130
>womyns, gender & sexuality studies
>polyamorous
>globalist
>denies race
>denies gender roles
>muh hunting and fishing is cruel may may
>muh cultural appropriation via claiming spirit animals that don't belong to your culture
The thought of gassing people like this gives me reason to live.
>>27895187
nigger/10
You look like you'd be exactly her type though.
At least emasculate her boyfriend as much as possible, he deserves it.
