>TFW you'll never be friends with Jontron
>TFW you'll never spend time and hang out with Jontron
Man, I bet he is so chill and fun to hang out with.
>>27894920
>slenderjew and the reddit boys
>>27894920
you sound really fucking gay
>MDE lite reunion.jpeg
>>27895010
stop viralling faggot
>>27894920
jontron's a fag
>tfw you will never make acid jazz with joji
why live?
>>27895004
>Thinks it's gay to hang out and have a platonic relationship with another man while playing video games
>>27895035
but you're okay with those other jokers viralling?
get real buddy
>>27895063
yes because they're actually funny/entertaining
>>27895082
fuck off hehe
got owned by a 14 year old
>>27895110
go away sam
who's the walking corpse in the middle?
>>27895110
>tfw you realize all of r9k is 14 but can not find anywhere else to go but wizardchan
>Two jewish bipolar degenerates
>One suicidal, epileptic depress-.. "dead inside" retarded chink
>One normal Manchild
Hila looks like a fucken auschwitz skeleton doot doot
>>27894920
I heard he's not really that chill irl though
Just something I heard
Hey how about that new Starbomb album huh? A friend showed it to me and these guys are really good
>>27895180
jesus christ does she ever eat or something?
>>27894920
I'm in my mid-20's and who are these people?
>>27895224
youtube "celebrities"
>>27895273
>Definition of celebrity: the state of being famous or celebrated; a person who is famous
>Definition of famous: known or recognized by very many people; having fame
>>27895273
If you look at regular "celebrities" then Jon can into fame too
>>27895063
nice sam hyde impersonation
>>27895221
Ethan doesn't allow that.
>>27894920
>the mde lite starter pack
>>27894920
arin's feel when jontron left the grumposphere and is now a part of the filthyfrank/videogamedunkey/jontron cult of personality around h3h3productions
i like h3h3 but his infiltration of popular youtube channels overnight makes me suspicious of jewry
>>27894920
where in manhattan does ethan live? i want to meet this yid and his wife
you know hila is pretty cute now but she is going to age TERRIBLY
i don't think ethan knows what hes gotten himself into
>you will never be a famous youtuber who hangs out with other famous youtubers
I've fantasized about this too much
>>27895925
He's obviously trying to get a whole group of youtubers together, kind of like the ''frat pack'' back in the early 2000 or the seth rogen group right now
That's why he tries to talk to popular youtubers who also share the same type of humor with him and get them together
>>27896328
Technically you could start a channel and see how it goes but I'm assuming there's reasons why you can't sooo no idea what I'm trying to say. Just reminding you that it's within your power or something.
>>27896328
I've never dreamed about being a youtuber but I did dream about being friends with them
Glad that dream is over because I hate every single youtube celebrity out there
>those cargo shorts
pls jon
frank looks a little /fa/ tho
>>27894920
These all look like insufferable people that lack anything interesting or real to say.
>>27894920
Ethan is such a fucking slimey jew. I actually liked him before he intentionally started youtube drama to get views.
>>27897015
There is nothing wrong with cargo shorts.
What's next? Are people going to start hating on blue jeans?
>>27896328
>be listening to music
>imagine running into the writer in person, recognizing them casually, and telling them what you liked about the music
>>27897143
depends on the fit of the jeans and the wash and what you wear it with
Reminder that h3h3 ripped off MDE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ufw9tDaJ-w
>inb4 he paid credit in the description- he added that after people, including Sam, called him out.
>>27897226
I have also imagined this happening a couple of times
>>27894920
I wanna beat the shit out of Filthy Faggot.
He has that middle school emo look.
God, I'd fucking deck that nigger
>>27895148
They call her the Hildebeast.
>>27895148
my qt autistic jewess waifu
>>27898422
fag
>>27895221
She starves herself in remembrance of the 6 gorillion
Ethan also eats all the food cus he's a fat fuck
>>27895004
>implying OP isn't always a massive faggot
>>27895203
Dan Avidipshit is literally just a perverted Jew who projects his sex obsession and panders to the lowest common denominator of people who like "omg so random" stuff. I cannot fucking stand that guy. Arin only does GG with him because the guy is like a fucking bunny who makes you go AWW WHAT A CUTE FRIZZLY-HAIRED JEWISH BOY while getting his ego jerked off 24/7 because Dan knows that's how to flatter everyone you know until they give you things
>>27896291
Shes already like 30, she looks fine. Ur just jelly
>>27898399
chill, look closer, remember his pimples and shitty skin condition. It's not "that" look.
>>27895000
First Post Best Post
Fuckin' nailed it and topped it off with trips.
Seriously though to reply to OP
THANK FUCK
>>27898497
Wish someone would do that for me. Must feel good.
Also:
>tfw you will never be one of Alchestbreach's companions
>tfw you will never cook with Robbaz
>tfw I am part of Someguy2000's X-COM sodomy brigade :)
>tfw I will never watch awful animated movies with Bobsheaux
>tfw Many A True Nerd will never give me a personalized, comfy lesson on Fallout
>tfw Norm MacDond isnt my brother
>>27897264
Would totally hang out with Sam Hyde.
I wouldn't even look at Ethan if he walked by me in the store.
>>27898572
its almost like there is no more original people and majority become a passive lurkers acting like the archetypes seen on internet.
Id rather be friends with the sleepycabin crew tbqhwyf
>>27898630
Say what now?
Original taco bell I love diablo sauce
desu i still want to be friends with mega64
>>27898715
nah. Imma better go back to Baldur's Gate III
>>27898497
>Dan Avidipshit is literally just a perverted Jew who projects his sex obsession and panders to the lowest common denominator of people who like "omg so random" stuff.
Like all Jews in showbiz. At least he produces content compared to the FineBros or other bullshit like that. Dan can't even focus on the games they play for a couple of hours per recording session it always ends with him vlogging about his personal life while Arin plays.
I'd love to be friends with some super popular streamer or youtuber. That's instant success right there.
>>27898839
I agree. I just thought it would be nice to have my ego stroked a bit for once. I don't care if its hollow.
>>27898880
This guy pretending to be me? You love Dan Avitard that much?
>>27898927
I know that Jew has some sort of angle.
Dan is going to start talking about racemixing soon. Off screen he's trying to get Arin to become a cuck(though he probably is one already)
>>27898985
Probably true. Dan is a perfect sleeper agent for the Marxists. His entire life sounds like an experiment in creating a sneaky, lazy Jew.
>>27898985
>I know that Jew has some sort of angle
Totally. He puts on the same cute/funny/harmless schpiel like all those Woody Allens but he talks so much about Jews and he even brought up how someone called him a "kike" once. Sometimes he sneaks in some covert "White vs Jew" jokes but he's very sneaky about that. And the way he talks to/about Suzy of course
>>27894920
that chick looks like howard stern
>>27894920
Those are some weird looking people.
>>27897143
People already hate blue-jeans.
>yfw Soflo was telling the truth about Ethan all along.
I wish I had funny intelligent friends.
>>27897264
>Reminder that h3h3 ripped off MDE
>reddit ripped off 4chan
Well it's pretty simple, 4chan in all our glory is just a bunch of extremely edgy contrarians. We can't produce shit because we can't support each other, we fucking hate each other, we would rather see someone even if like minded, fail and even frame him just for keks.
Meanwhile every SJW project filled with buzzwords, or even non-sjw but reddit-tier project no matter how dumb will succeed because reddit and tumblr will shower it with support.
This leads to mainstream being shit, and we contribute to it. Next time you see an autistic 4channer doing something on youtube or some shit, just try to consider not shitting on it, there are 100 redditors to steal ideas, take his place, and live off from donations because of your contrarian ego.
>tfw will never hug Joji
>>27894920
Dude I wanna fuck Hila. What an israeli qt.
>>27895048
this actually hit me kinda hard
She's not super hot objectively or anything but she's really homely and cute. She kind of reminds me of Quiet from MGSV too.
>>27900874
He told you he won't lie.
> jontron
> look guys I'm loud and funny
> ech, amirite
> I hate being rich kid daddy was so mean to me
> I want to be white instead of a streetshitter
> how about these fucking showtunes?
> niggggggeeeeerrrrrr~
> if you think I'm annoying you're SJW btw
no thanks
>>27901487
You're an SJW aren't you?
>>27901498
You're not even being ironic, that's the sad part family.
Frank is so cute irl. I feel bad that he has to pretend to be an autistic manchild for youtube but I guess he prefers it to getting an actual job.
Did 4chan lift the 18+ rule or why are there so many children here?
>>27900874
what did he say?
originalblox
>>27901487
this guy hit the nail on the head right here, someone give him 4chan gold. to be fair though it is cool how he says nigger and tells SJWs to fuck off.
>>27901944
tl;dr:
Ethan is a bully that needs to get off his high horse.
>>27896542
>who also share the same type of humor with him and get them together
isn't that called "finding friends"? idk, that part is not as suspicious as the other parts to be honest.
>>27895156
seriously, fuck all this bullshit e-celeb worship. time to an hero.
>tfw you haven't had a friend in years
>>27901992
Nah, they are trying to do that Adam Sandler thing where you get starring roles and big checks for kissing ass.
Right now they are trying to establish a pecking order to see who will be in charge.
Seems like Ethan is coming out on top to me.
>>27898497
i always took his bullshit sex obsession as an over compensation for how nerdy and virgin-until-21 he used to be when he was younger. it's just so cringey how he does it. also the singing; christ he is awful, especially when he tries to cover 80s metal. pathetic. i hate him.
>>27895000
Well done.
I fucking hate these guys. All they do is spew tired memes and make horrible nerd jokes, or do dumbass skits where they pretend to be angry but in the least offensive way possible, and my "casual nerd" friends fucking eat it up and give me shit for not liking it.
>>27902025
i agree with what you're saying but would like to offer one counterpoint: if you were in their position wouldn't you do it too? it'd be great to get paid for being in a friend's project
>>27901312
go away manleytears
I like them
My only gripe with any of these people is JonTron's shilling. Can't fault a guy for wanting on the shekel train... but fuck can he be a little less transparent about it?
Basically haters vacate
>>27896542
>''frat pack''
>typing out two ' 's instead of one "
why?
>>27894920
>you will never play co-op with dunkey, trying your best to keep the objectives secured while he tries to fuck the game up in every imaginable way
>you will never help dunkey get a penta in LoL together with his weasel gf
life is pointless
>>27902122
To me it's nauseating that they are pretending that it's because they are "friends", I doubt they give a fuck about each other.
They are business partners trying to be "hip" as a way to pander to millennials.
>>27902202
>manleytears
who?
>ywn play Banjo-Kazooie with Jontron
>ywn react to DJ Khaled with Ethan
>ywn make experimental jazz rap with joji
Why even live
People hate on these guys for being fags, but we'd trade lives with them if we could
>>27902745
>but we'd trade lives with them if we could
>"Poor people wouldn't mind trading lives with rich people, more about this at 9"
>>27902768
It's not just about the money, but the friendships they share
>>27902804
Expect they aren't friends.
They help each other grow their channels.
>>27894920
Just a heads up, that entire crew is jewish.
>>27903718
Lmao not joji
>>27897226
>tfw favorite artist is dead
It feels like I'm idolizing a god at times, someone that I'll (probably) never meet.
>>27901312
>We can't produce shit because we can't support each other, we fucking hate each other, we would rather see someone even if like minded, fail and even frame him just for keks.
I made this comment just for you. It is an original comment, and now it is yours:u r a fag
