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>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we we
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>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school, and we'd lock ourselves in there listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and just stare up into the ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFS69nA-1w ]
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>"A-anon. I feel like I was born in the wrong life time. The world I live in now sickens me to death. I hate it. Everyone is so selfish and wrong and evil and degenerate, it hurts to have hope for any of them... I feel so alone in this world. why anon. am i being delusional? am i the crazy one? a-anon... i feel so alone."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7x1lXVebfM ]
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>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, feeling each others heart-beats, syncing our rhythms of life together. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSkLs5BJGBE ]
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>"I made this song for you anon! I hope you like it! You always look so sad all the time, just thought I could cheer you up with some sweet music, my music. I know you love this song, It always made you smile listening to it, though i don't think i'm very good, even though you tell me all the time that i'm amazing... i love you anon! cheer up!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q01I-6ygJ4I ]
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AHHHHHHH TFW NO GF
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>>27894842
she probably smells so good there
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>"Anon!!! You're up! I'm doing some dishes and making breakfast for you! Did you wake up from the smell of the bacon? It looks so yummy. And I made some eggs, and there's fresh orange juice too! Just want you to have a good start to your day anon!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSBxU5nVhYI ]
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>>27894812
Holy fuck, I'm so lonely that song video made me cry.
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>"Shit shit shit shit shit shit anon I have a song recital tomorrow in front of a whole crowd at my church, and i'm hardly prepared. I'm freaking out anon. Can you stay up with me and help me practice? It'll calm my nerves. Yes? You're the best anon! I love you!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hDfmIf2COU ]
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Write more quotes that involve being in a tickle fight
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it's really funny how you do aproaciate things you never had.
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>"Anon.... can i tell you something?... I really like you, and we're gotten so close to each other over the years.. I rarely share this about myself.... but I was abused as a teenager. It was my uncle, and he hurt me. It changed everything about me, and I can't go a day without thinking about it. But... you. You've helped that. I love you so much anon. Thank you...."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-6gWLnsmsE ]
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>"Wh-what, is wrong with you? Why do you obsess and obsess with something that you can't have? Why do you go after someone that will never, ever love you back? Someone you know that is just going to hurt you and hurt you. But, you still do it.... why anon..."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVZUBMUekck ]
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I can never relate to these because there was never an attractive woman in my life that didn't treat me with utter disdain.
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>"Doesn't it just. Just, like. Make you sad? Sad that we're going to die? Most likely die by ourselves when we're old and everything hurts. And then once we're dead, no one is going to remember. All the great ideas and crazy ingenious things that people get remembered for, are all gone. That there's nothing left to leave our names on. We're going to die alone and no one is going to even remember or care... Doesn't that make you sad anon... will you remember me...."

[ https://youtu.be/F_RTabGKcj8 ]
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>"I'm sick anon. I'm literally fucking dying right now, and I'm so fucking scared. I'm lost. I don't know what i'm supposed to do or feel...... I wish i could have lived longer. I wish I got to experience love..... but I won't. Because i'll be gone."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs ]
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>"Can't we just lie here for another 5 minutes... it just feels so good, with you. Just 5 more minutes anon. Can you put your arms around me? You're so warm anon.... just another 5 minutes. I promise..."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmeTRkORFw ]
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>"Gosh the day's are getting so long. Look it's almost seven and the streetlights still aren't on. Hey do you want to do anything this summer Anon? I mean is there anywhere you want to go some day that we could make plans to visit? Oh shut up! I can tell you're making fun of me! You seriously want to visit my hometown? But why? Well, I mean, I'd love you visit, I'm just struggling to accept you're not being sarcastic here. Ok ok! Well you sure know how to surprise me Anon. No, in a good way. I'd love to introduce my family to you, I've been wanting to for ages but I figured you'd think I was being too forward or something."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rE8dI6dRg ]
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>"here is your change have a nice day.... w-what? I gave you an extra 5 dollars? Wow, I'm so sorry thank you so much, I would have been responsible to cover it at the end of the day, ha.... yeah, I'm okay. thanks again..."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_72RkQV25Y ]
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>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQf5h-6a5U ]
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>"I sang another cover anon! I know modest mouse is your favorite band, and I loooved this song. I hope you like it anon. Maybe one day we can finally meet and i'll sing it to you in person."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSc2LJ5A2k ]
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>"Do you like these earmuffs anon? They're so comfy... Do i look cute anon? Really? I love you so much.... i'm going to get it =) "

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9mSA9_-cU ]
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>tfw you are too old to relate to this thread because you do not recognize any of the songs.
Ree.
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>"D-do... do you even miss me? Did I disappear from your head? Was it that long ago?... that makes me sad anon. I thought you'd remember. I thought the times we shared meant something to you. You said that you'd never forget me. But you did. And that makes me sad...."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY ]
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>>27894812
>teenagers in middle school
>thread full of songs from 2-3 years ago

kek

also i knew conor growing up. super pretentious dude 2bh.
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>"I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry. i shouldn't have cammed for money. it wasn't me. it was a moment of weakness, you have to understand anon. that wasn't me i swear. i'm sorry. i won't do it again. i can change. like the old days. just me and you."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-olf3xtixU ]
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OK. This thread is fucking depressing
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>"B-bark? Bark ruff awoo... Awoo ruff ooawoo..?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1nUVlqzdY ]
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>" I don't know why i'm so sad anon. It hurts to keep living for some reason. I don't know why. I know I should be happy. I have everything. A nice family, good friends, people that love me. But in the end i still feel lost. Why do you think that is anon.... I don't know.... anyways, thanks for talking to me tonight. I really enjoyed it, i love you <3"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBD4vH2wRcM ]
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>five bucks for this bird. it's a steal. go fuck yourself anon. hey who's holding? yeah i need some. no bill? well let's go meet this flop. give me a PBR. oh fuck you. go suck a cock faggot. no really i'll go by myself now you're just being annoying. yeah go kill yourself. kill your fucking self fascist. give me a light will you?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko&t=0m4s]
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>"i miss you so much. it hurts so much knowing that you're just gone. forever like that. like an after thought, just fading away like the heat from a styrofoam coffee cup.there's only just a few of us left, that still remember, and we're dying off every single day. but i don't want to forget. i want to remember like it was the first day. the way you spoke, you're little idiosyncrasies in the way that you typed. it was oh so adorable. i miss you. i'm sorry.

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzH4he7hP8 ]
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>"Holy fuck, where have the years gone. I feel like yesterday I just got out of highschool. But it's been a whole 6 years since. I feel exactly the same. Nothing has changed.... Is this life? Is this what growing up is supposed to feel like? Am I officially an adult now? I don't know.... I don't feel like it. I still walk around my mom's house in my underwear. I still ask her to make me supper and do my laundry. What is this? It's sad, not because i've turned out this way, but because I never even tried. I never applied to schools or made friends, or talked to girls. I was content with where I was. I never even fucking tried. what have i become"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TyGGFUlhM ]
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It's kinda interesting how we can appreciate these feels without having ever experienced most or all of them.

Like deep down we all want each other to be happy and though these kinds of things make us ache and long for happiness it's kinda comforting that at least someone's getting it.
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>"Am I this fucking creepy? Am I this shallow to expect something to happen, that it'll appear at my front door? Am I this fucking hopeless that I would stoop so low? Don't I have any self respect? Why am I groveling on the floor begging and begging. This isn't me. Surely something else is manipulating me to feel and do these things. This isn't me. These 8 years have not been me. I'll grow up. Yeah. I'll grow up and pop out of my cocoon. I'm almost there. I just have to endure a little more. I'm so close. I'll change.."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ ]
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>aw come on anon let's go beat the tar out of some homeless people. we need to be quick my brothers ekspek my home for nightly inbreedin at midnigh.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGmTviHuYbM]
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>Thanks for taking me out, Anon.. I'm having a great time. What do you say we get Dominos and head back to my place? We'll set up the cameras and see where things go from there...

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENG9uJRYUTE ]
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>"IM SO FUCKING ALONE SOMEONE TALK TO ME I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO SELF IMPLODE BECAUSE OF MY LONELINESS. DOES NO ONE CARE? DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT I EXIST? WHY AM I LIKE THIS? WHY AM I NOT NORMAL? WHY CAN'T I TALK TO PEOPLE. WHY DON'T I EVEN FUCKING TRY? IT'S LIKE MOVING A MOUNTAIN FOR ME TO HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO DO ANYTHING."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfYl6_f2Mdg ]
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>>27895854
>'I'll change...'

The greatest lie mankind ever said to itself.
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>Anon, I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money? I got all the money in the world. I'm the king, man. I run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards, anon.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSHMKizsgg&t=0m38s]
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>"YOU FUCKING WHORREEEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING SPREAD YOUR LEGS OUT FOR HIM HUH! YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??????? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?????

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvfbIU8LYyY ]
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>"HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. YOU'RE A LOSER. A CREEP. A NOBODY. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOU, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY LIKE A GAME, BUT YOU FUCKING TOOK IT TOO SERIOUSLY AND THOUGHT I WAS BEING GENUINE. FUCKING LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE PATHETIC. YOU THINK I'D WILLINGLY BE WITH YOU? YOU THINK YOU HAD A FUCKING CHANCE? LOL ANON, GROW A BRAIN, YOU'RE A CREEP. A FUCKING WEIRDO LOL."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlzci1rKNM ]
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>>27894812
>tfw this girl looks a lot like my ex pic related
>tfw she showed me Bright Eyes when we first started dating

damn feels senpai. She didn't appreciate me though and left me for a downgrade so whatever reee
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>>27896044
wow thats a 10/10 desu
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>>27896434
this
anon your gf is really pretty
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>>27896434
>>27896497
ex but yeah she was attractive for sure
feeling it rn desu :/
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Shut the fuck up you fucking dork holy crap get over highschool

BABY'S THE BEEEEEEENDDDSSSSSS
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>>27894932
Shut up roastie I converted to Islam and bacon is haram
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>>27896044
how did you do it

she looks like a cute 30 year old french woman
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>>27895826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0695r3rorGA

please try
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>>27895881
Oh god my sides. 10/10.
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>start reading these threads
>few weeks later I'm falling asleep to girlfriend/cuddle roleplay ASMR videos
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>>27896784
Look at this fucking guy coming into this thread and doubling, no TRIPLING my feels.

What a guy.
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>>27896979
This is probably the best one I've seen, and also the worst because it gives me too many feels

>ywn have a gf
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>>27897032
>>27896979
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ
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>>27894965
>Anon! That tickles! Oh you do this every time I take my shoes off! AHHH! Haha! Cut it out! Ooh! I have such a dorky laugh! You like it? No one's ever said that to me before. You're so sweet, you love me, with my quirks and flaws and all. I really want you to know I feel that way about you as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM
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>>27897022
work on yourself anon
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>>27895513

Don't feel bad, I'm 20 and I don't recognize any of these songs
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>>27896784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
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>>27894842
LE MY GENERATION blahblah blah kill urself fgt thats a boy
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>>27894812
Are you proud of spending your friday night writing things that you will never hear?
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>>27895656
Lmao this one is hilarious. I pick this one just so I can lol
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>>27895029
One thing that really irritates me, are these alternative folk songs whose lyrics elaborate upon very SPECIFIC stories, etc. It is utterly fake. No one can express enough real emotion to stand behind some extremely specific story, for example, this girl, she isn't actually experiencing the emotion that the tone in her voice conveys, because she has no actual relation to the lyrics she sings. I prefer songs with generalizations which allow the listener to feel that they relate their life.
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>>27895728
Reminds me of Avalanche Master Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qx6mPlQ30g
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>not a single one of these has There Is A Light That Never Goes Out as the song
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>"LOL anon do I look like one of your anime girls. heheh, I look kind of lewd here. <3"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Rlyhg2TV0 ]
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>"Hey Anon, I'm in here! Did you have a nice day today? Oh nothing, I'm just finishing up some homework. Look I'm almost finished already. Hey I have some food in the oven. It should be ready in about thirty minutes if you're hungry? No you're not interrupting me stupid, I've been looking forward to seeing you all day!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBEVgnND6k ]
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>"hey anon, i'm getting a little tipsy lol... I feel like I need to lie down somewhere. Can we go back to your place? Isn't it closer?.."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLxLu8OEB38 ]
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>"Thanks for taking me out to this fancy restaurant anon. Wow, it's so fancy... What should I get? What are you getting? Do we get like.. wine? Wine right? I'm sorry I've never just been to a place like this before, especially with someone that I like. haah.. look the waiter is coming!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8 ]
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>"This has been the best summer ever Anon. I've really really enjoyed myself, thanks for everything! I'm so happy that I got to know you, I can't believe what I'd be missing if I hadn't gotten to know you. You're a real diamond in the rough, you know that? I don't think I'm likely to ever meet someone like you again, you've really changed me for the better in so many ways. I love you Anon. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I really do love you, and I have to tell you because I really don't think you've heard it enough in your life."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo ]
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>"You're so goofy Anon. You know that? Around other people you're so quiet and serious, I bet they wouldn't believe me if I told them what you're like around me. No, I'm not complaining. You make me laugh. As strange as you are you really do make me laugh. I mean half the time I can't even tell if you're joking, but I guess that just makes it even more hilarious."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNv32ZjcbAE ]
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>"Gosh, when was the last time we went swimming together? it must have been when we were 5 years old or something. It's been so long, time really does fly doesn't it. A-anon? aren't you coming in?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIyKUHeixQ ]
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how does it make you feel that literally every one of these girls probably fucked multiple guys before, most of who are probably chads
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>>27898836
you're probably right. it does make me sad. but i realize that i'm most likely never going to get to experience a fraction of these situations. it's basically impossible, and i'm sure im going to die a virgin.

most of the day i spend time in video games or entertainment or stories. all fantasies. non of it is true and they never will be. but it makes me happy dreaming.

if just feels good to dream about these interactions with these beautiful girls, though they will never come true...
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>>27898900
pick up ugly slags like
>>27898722
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>>27898684
Is that Lavren?
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>>27898836
doesnt matter. It's same as 2d porn. Out of reach anyway
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>>27894812
>tfw I felt these feels
>tfw I still miss her
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>>27894812
Holy shit that guy at 1:50 is clearly a robot
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Fuck man, I feel sorry for you guys and not in a condescending way. Like you guys literally remind me of myself and make me want the best for you.
This probably ain't gonna help shit but I was a genuine robot for a long time and I absolutely used to hate women (I still kinda do). I'm like a 7 at best, got a 5.5 inch weiner and I nvr had a gf until 4 years ago. In the beginning things weren't so good but her personality aged like fine wine. She's so obedient and maid like now. I love it and she even acknowledges that her gender has gone to shit. Tbh she's a girl but I don't feel like she is, too down to earth but hey I'm not complaining.
My point is that there's literally somebody for everybody and you will find it as long as you don't hold yourself back.
To be honest, it's not going to be one of the pretty girls, it's going to be the more homely looking girl but you'll find yourself helplessly attracted to her in time.

Good luck robots, you're not lost hopes. But you do have justifiable reason to dislike most women in general.
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>>27899360
>there's literally somebody for everybody
Fuck you. Stop giving me hope. There is no hope for me and I just want to finally accept it.

Just tonight I went to meet some friends and I spent the entire night drinking and looking around nervously while they spoke about fucking girls or shit like that, and I'm a virgin.
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>>27898239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otx49Ko3fxw

The artist of the song performs it much better, he uses it to express how anybody can do what Gacy did.


Really nobody should cover sufjan's music, he's got a great voice.
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>>27896784
DELETE THIS NOW I CANT HANDLE THE FEELS
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The roach is towing the ropes of his demise. I'm pulling the strings of his fate. There is nowhere to go roachie, you are nothing but a pawn.
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>>27899360
>7 at best
>was a robot
No, you weren't. I'm a legit 2 on my best day. Now that's a fucking robot.
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stop living in your stupid anime dream world. stuff like this does NOT happen in real life, it's all just in your head, people do NOT talk, think or act like this. stop thinking this movie stuff is real
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>>27901146
I wish it was.

mook is a cuck
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>>27896746
BOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>27894812
>Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school?
>we
I always listened to music by myself and sitting against the wall in middle school.

>>27894842
>muh g-g-generation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNT_uICTe9M
>>27894866
I don't ask girls out, they intimidate me or something. Nobody would find someone like me lovely who can't even make the first moves because of anxiety or whatever.
>>27894932
This would be pretty cool but forever beyond me.
>>27895029
Stop triggering my martyr syndrome.
>>27895094
>I don't
>exactly why I can't move on
>>27895174
Premature death sounds much more relieving than dying of old age. Responsibilities progressively grow as you get older and I'm trying to minimize the growth.
>>27895235
>20+ girls will ever want such intimacy
Gonna need a lighthouse to obtain this much luck.
>>27895368
What.
>>27895513
I'm almost not looking at the songs at all because it's probably some mellow goofy stuff I'm bored of.
>>27896784
>that pity tone
I would rather literally walk away.

>>27901146
Yeah it's pretty rare if it ever happens, especially in college generations.
>you'll never have perfect GFs like in ballad of Ella
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>>27899875
Come on, please try and try if you truly want it. But there's nothing wrong with not having gf. Just don't waste your life away over something you can stop, robot. Even if you don't have someone to believe in you, I believe in you, man.
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>>27901091
Well I guess some of the esteem came after said gf. Sorry I can't relate my feelings about myself before, now. But I'll bet you that I thought much less of myself so that number would have been lower. Albeit, I'm not trying to imply that you need gf to have esteem, that's just how much of a loser I was that I needed someone to justify myself, but it worked for me ey?
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This thread is strangely pathetic.
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>>27895473
>modest mouse
>favorite band
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>>27899360
Thanks, anon. I needed that. HHUNNJJKNJNU
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>>27894957
Church? Bitch you know I'm Atheist!
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>>27894812

this is so creepy

its like george lucas writing lol
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>>27902159
I have no self steem. I genuinely believe the proper reaction to my presence ls not happiness. You know how girls hug their male friends really tight and shit? That never happened to me.

I might be good at academics and shit but when it comes to love and attraction 99.5% chances are I'll die alone and a virgin
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>>27896784
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0695r3rorGA

Damn that was right in the feels... painful stuff...
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>>27898722
I wish I could make this real... AGGGHHH feels to heavy.
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>>27905329
Well some girls actually talk like this.

My qt ex did. She called me once at midnight and sung me a song she composed over the phone.

She was hnnnng as fuck. Of course, now she has extreme depression, cuts herself daily, and is going out with some carrot-top fucko.

Just goes to show you.
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