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Femanons, Let's talk about our orbitors
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A guy just made a Mega link for me containing multiple albums of music and single songs that remind him of me.

Let's laugh at his taste in music:

Angus and Julia Stone, Amber Run, Amanda Palmer, A Girl Called Eddy, Allie Moss, Blackmill, The Beatles, Colbie Calliat, Carissa's Wierd , Circadian Eyes, Camera Obscura, Circle, Coldplay, Ciaran Lavery, Cigarettes After Sex, Damien Rice, Deathcab for Cutie, The Delgados, Elliot Smith, Eels, Fugees, Magnetic Fields, Laura Jensen, Hello Saferide, Juniel, The Mountain Goats, Pat the Bunny, Sol Seppy, Toh Kay, Low Roar, Priscilla Ahn, Lucy Rose, Gregory and The Hawk, Ingrid Michaelson, Tori Amos, A Fine Frenzy, Russian red, The Weepies, The Microphones, Jesus Mary Chain, Smash Pumpkins, Lights, Yo La Tengo, Jets To Brazil, Giles Corey, Sara Lov, Vasthi Bunyan, Sujfan Stevens, Suzanne Vega, Mazzy Star, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart, Garbage, Afroman, Lotte Kestner, Trespassers Williem, Lyla Foy, College, Kavinsky, City and Colour, Daughter, Oh Wonder, Syd Matters, Bright Eyes, I am Oak, Josh Garrels, M83, Keaton Henson, Mogwai, Sarah Jaffe

An album from almost all of these.
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>>27893618
Wow what shit taste.
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>>27893618
>tfw no bitchy fembot to give me huge tasks just to humiliate me
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It's as if he listens to nothing but music women would approve of. Mountain Goats are entirely for him of course, can't imagine a whore tolerating all that male sentimentality - and Bright Eyes, who had the audacity to not have raped that woman who said he did rape her.
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>>27893618
Wow senpai those all sound great but u remind me of master of puppets.
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>>27893618
Okay so I'm not sure how to consider someone an orbiter. There are probably 15-20 guys that message me on a daily basis, just asking how I am, and sometimes we will engage in small talk.

There are others that I consider friends, maybe 5 of them, and we absolutely talk every day, snapchat, etc. I'm not sure if r9k would consider them orbiters.

There is one guy I talk to that I actually met on r9k and I would be his girlfriend and love him forever, if he wanted. I'm not sure if he's an orbiter, strictly because I met him on r9k and he does a lot of nice things for me.
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holy crap his taste is shit

mine just send me donations and I send them little doodles as a thanks

I know I suck but they tell me Im good
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>>27894018
post a doodle
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>>27894041
I dont save them, theyre just ms paint shit
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>>27894068
i didn't ask for excuses, post a fucking doodle
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>>27893618
That's hilarious. Crush his soul, he deserves it
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Post some good music that can blow that shitty list out of the water.

https://soundcloud.com/hylands_music/monkey_madness
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>>27893618
>makes fun of someone else's taste
>posts anime

you are a joke
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>>27894129

Did you actually read the list?

The entire list is more offensive than anime. If you don't like anime stay out of 4chan.
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>>27893618
Nothing like some bait to reel the retards in.
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>>27894193
Tell me what you said to this poor chum
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>>27894193
>If you don't like anime stay out of 4chan.
Fuck you. If you don't like me making fun of you for liking anime stay out of 4chan.
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>>27894259

I didn't say anything because I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I told him 'thank you'.
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>>27894257

Do you consider at least 40-50 percent of the music mentioned to be good music?
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I don't have orbiters because

A) Ugly
B) My boyfriend is the only man I want in my life desu
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>>27894284
Haha that's even worse then treating him like shit, he gets such a minimal response for such a thoughtful compilation of his emotions and feelings. Holy shit this is classic if it is real. When will they realize that women want to be ignored and treated like shit

Rip fag

Or this is some decent bait and it entertained me. Either way good job OP.
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I wish everyone listened to what I listen.
Tell your fucking orbiters to listen to blink-182, sum 41, green day, my chemical romance, billy talent, american hi-fi, fall out boy, paramore, rise against, state champs, system of a down and never move on about their past.
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>>27894316

Guy friends in general are nice. You don't have to be abusive
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>>27893618
shits like this makes me disgusted in men more than roasties.
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>>27894910
>guy friends = orbiters
are you a wyman?
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>>27893618

You know, I'd be fucking psyched as shit if somebody cared enough to make a giant playlist full of music they like for me. But no, you take it for granted, instead, you fuckin cunt.
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>>27893618
good for you femanon,you go gurl
just kidding kill yourself you roastie whore
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>>27894355
Too bad sound wave got shut down this year, have a look at the 2012-14 cd's from it senpai
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>>27894973
stop thinking of them as humans!
They are but a meme my friend.
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>trying to make fun of someone for something as subjective as their taste in music

literally fucking kill yourself
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Let's just assume that every faggy OP or retarded shitposter is just a femanon, from now on, ok?
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>>27893618
>Let's laugh at his taste in music

greetings, normanfriend. fancy you an english invasion? sick ""burn,"", by the btw, haha!
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>>27895087
It actually means a lot if one's into music.

Most of the list is shit but I like:
Low Roar
Tori Amos
Kavinsky
M83

In this order.
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I fail to understand what the fuck an orbiter is, how does one become an orbiter? Are you considered an orbiter for simply talking to a female everyday? Or are you considered one that regularly bends over or her and does her favors with nothing in return.
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>>27895201
lvl1. Platonical relationship.
lvl2. Getting shits from your orbiter
lvl3. Cucking
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>tfw alienated them all
RIP in peppers, sweet orbiters.
Now I have to write all my problems in my own blood and burn them so demons will be my emotional tampons.
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i don't have orbiters. i have a few guy friends and im obsessed with them all
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>>27895240
>lvl1. Platonical relationship.

I see no problems with this, especially an online friendship.

>lvl2. Getting shits from your orbiter
>lvl3. Cucking

Absolutely pathetic.
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>>27895294
teutology.
defensive.
tampon metaphor.
>u a ho
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>>27895331
k den. rule 31. Nao.
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>>27895370
Why do you type like a literal retard?
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>>27895394
literal retard - ppl uneducated about recycling.
Good one.
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>>27895444
Did you have some sort of stroke? you literal retard.
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>>27895341
>toot-ology
You must be a touring lecturer, professor fart.
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>bf asks you to make sure your orbiters know he has a gun
O-okay then.
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I've never had an orbiter before.
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>>27895474
>>27895458
thx for the laughs. I'm dying
Be my gf
lmao
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>>27895559
I'll orbit you
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>>27895590
How about be my boyfriend instead? I live in Missouri.
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>>27895559
Give me your skype, I'll orbit you bb
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>>27895559

men, even young men, are awakening to the humiliations that they visit upon themselves by the shameful practice of orbiting. technology, specifically the internet, has provided the means for this awakening to take place just when the changing structure of Western civilization rendered it most necessary. marriage is now nothing more than sublimated orbiting for the male
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>>27895707
Please let me be your internet boyfriend and/or orbiter.
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>>27895559
bee ee EEE Ee EEE)E )E_)EEE!! !EEE!! _E_)E )E )E EEEEEEBEEEEE!!!!!! BEE BEE BEE EEee my gf
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>>27895707
I would, but I don't have a seersucker suit or know how to make mint julips.
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>>27895707
>Missouri
I'm in Missouri too but I'm white. Are you white?
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>>27895707
just go on /soc and you'll find somebody, no worries.
I guess. never been there.

>>27895795
Clever mutherfucker
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>>27895198
>>27894973
>>27893664
>>27894090

post examples of good music
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>>27894316
>ugly
>has a bf

then you're not ugly, but you're a woman so that doesn't matter
Either way, fuck off you dirty whore
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Some beautiful things came out of some on this list, leave it to a roastie to undervalue real sentimentality in music
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>>27895832
make me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvfeL9vbfd4
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>>27893618
Elliott Smith is great
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>>27893618
>Coldplay
Into the trash
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https://youtu.be/x_WAcOAW3vE

https://youtu.be/hIE2ZoeFZtA

https://youtu.be/f7jpBhfM83A

https://youtu.be/vQhSj_ux6Xw

Should I go on? Which one of this was best in your opinion?
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>some chad sends OP Do it to ya from YG


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvaq-4Qx7Go

You know youd get wet bitch
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>>27893618
I want to talk to a girl that I had cool conversations with but I don't know if i'm bothering her and she's hasn't been talking to me in the past couple of days, our previous conversations went pretty well I think but maybe I'm just socially retarded. It was a pretty OK back and forth about random things.

should I message her or just wait for her to message me? I liked talking to her and I definitely don't want to seem clingy but I also really don't like leaving things unsaid.

I just want her to know that I'm ok with it if she thinks I'm boring/annoying and doesn't want to talk to me anymore but I don't want to bring it up since it feels awkward to just bring it up out of the blue.
I'm honestly OK with losing a potential friend but losing a friend and not knowing why they feel that way really sucks.
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>>27896178
Yeah. Think about her too. She's probably thinking about it too.
Just chat whenever you feel like it or have interesting subject or something to tell about. Share your insights, works and emotions. It's not hard at all.
>bee yourself
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>>27896104

Yes. Please keep posting more good music. The list in the OP leaves an awful taste.
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>Eels
>The Delgados
>Mountain Goats
>Elliot Smith
>The Microphones
>Jesus and Mary Chain
>Giles Corey
>Mogwai

That dude has good taste. Give me his contact info and skype. I'm a fembot and I'd be genuinely interested in talking to him, and treating him like a human being, you bitch.
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>>27896104
literally the only good thing you posted was Ween, which is worse than the best stuff on that list

Just stop
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>>27893618
>guy opens his heart to you
>laugh at him

Are women capable of loving someone?
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>>27895198
>Kavinsky
you're just as bad, desu
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>>27895989
Glad someone agrees.
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>>27896248
I have to admit when I tried talking to her my openers were pretty empty/boring/flat but what if she ignores me again? Is that just giving me a hint to just stop? Why hasn't she blocked me yet?

I'm so silly + irrational for thinking like this (and I would probably never say that to her directly) but I'm a person that really likes communicating feelings and "clear the air" and such but I feel like saying/doing those things is just overbearing to a lot of people that aren't close friends.
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>>27896507
dont tell anybody but the real list consists only Low Roar and Tori Amos (out of nostalgia). The rest is just a /mumeme - you can tell a good music by yourself and I made it obvious enough to introduce it a little


https://youtu.be/wo9htBgju58

https://youtu.be/JzxuwUIi9uA

https://youtu.be/m7-XQbvEXtg

https://youtu.be/xxGv_YFg8G4
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Alabama Shakes, At the Drive-In, Bad Religion, The Beatles, Beck, Bee Gees, Bjork, Bloc Party, Blondie, Blur, The Breeders, Bush, Cake, Cold War Kids, Concerto Koln, Conway Twitty, The Cure, David Bowie, The Exploited, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Garbage, Green Day, Incubus, Jethro Tull, Johnny Cash, Modest Mouse, Nicholas York, Nirvana, The Offspring, Paul McCartney, The Police, The Presidents of the United States of America, R.E.M., Rage Against the Machine, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, The Stone Roses, Sublime, System of a Down

r8 on a scale of orbiter to Chad
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Jethro Tull, At The Drive-in, Beck, Bjork, The Breeders, David Bowie, Modest Mouse, Smashing Pumpkins, and maybe Sonic Youth are the only good things on the list
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>>27896648
Whoops meant for
>>27896608

Weird normie/10
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>>27896575
dont want me to hack you and show her this paranoic stuff you're writing right now.

Blocking? Thats a cunt move. She'll tell you if you'll be annoying for her and then block you if you keep doing this.

Clean air is no good for girls. They like all that "retarded mystery" and unfinished sentences but their memes are very primitive, like. REALLY primitive but thats where you start a relationship.
You know the old pair and/or friends talking in their own language? Yeah.

Make sure you're talking about interesting stuff (for her) and get her involved. Dont be affraid to ask. You can even copy some of the childish questions threads.
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>>27896648
>>27896672
>not liking Stone Roses
Shit's great on those drives to and from work. Second Coming is the best driving album I've ever heard.
>not liking R.E.M.
This is why you can't find friends.
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>>27896608
Bjork
Fleetwood Mac

The rest is shite/normie and I'm not even a hip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
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>>27896680
Yeah, you're absolutely right. All I can do is just keep trying to be an actual friend and not be so afraid of interaction. And if she finds me annoying or something and that ends up happening that's fine too.
Thanks anon.
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>>27896608
>>27896648

this is nice taste in music
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>>27897348
no, it's generic and based. Nothing special nor interesting. I bet you listen to radio.
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The only person with good taste in music is the Internet because it has everything.
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>>27898022
The person with the worst taste in music is the Internet because it has everything.
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The only person with good taste in music is the person judging your musical taste.
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never had an orbiter before. I'm always too worried I'm accidentally taking advantage of someone, so I basically don't let people be nice to me.

honestly I'm usually the one orbiting
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>>27898858
Please let me orbit you. You don't have to worry of taking advantage of me
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>>27894355
uhh I lisen to quite a few of the ones you posted...
But I also lisen to shit.
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The only time I've ever bought anything was for some pregnant girl I've known for 4 years.
Bought her a breast pump lol.
She's been sending me nudes for 3 years, least I could do.
>tfw I would actually raise that kid with her despite the memes
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>>27895832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

eboon
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Can someone please clearly explain why you fembots hate kittens so much?
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>>27899295
Its something that was born and loved the momment another thing set its eyes on it. Fembots "believe" no one desires them despite the lines of betabots behind them.
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>>27899295

they literally try to kill everything all their lives
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>>27893618

FUCK YOU, FOLK PUNK IS GOOD
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>>27894007
I wonder what it's like for that guy, to be wanted like that. Does he know how you feel about him?
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>>27899357
Kittens or fembots?
Kittens are little god.
My kitty just turned 7 months a few days ago :3

>>27899354
This makes sense.
But why do fembots feel the need to bash men who have kittens?
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>>27899354
beauty angst about kittens? Thats a new one.
How do you actually go beyond that wall like: "No, I'm ugly and unphotogenic" shit? She even told me that she's not turning me down. I dont get wymyn at all. Is there an equation for them?
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>>27899415
Having a kitten is unpractical, I guess?
Nah, fem's aren't about expedience at all
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>>27899482
Unpractical?
How?
Food costs about $30/2 months.
They poop in a box, clean themselves, and they are not annoying like dogs.
Fembots like dogs because they are degenerates that like to fuck animals.
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>>27899455
A girls worth is measured by the person who rejected her. The problem with this is, most guy aren't gonna reject free sex, the guy who is clearly out of her league stays with her to get as much free sex as he can until she realizes this, but by the time she realizes this the idea that she is worth as much as the guy who she was just with is already ingrained into her brain.
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>>27899499
>Fembots like dogs because they are degenerates that like to fuck animals
This. Moment I had to abort mission was when she tied a red bandana on my neck her dog's bandana while high. The only moment she really wanted to have sex with me.
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>>27899583
>indian fembot
>always talks about her dog
>think nothing of it
>first time going to her house
>dog tries to kill me
>calms it down with pats
>dog has raging boner
>is your dog neutered
>lol no teehee
>360 and moonwalked out

Got confirmation from her ex
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>>27899533
oh, so no real virgin would say that. Interesting.
I think we can teach eachother a lot sometimes.
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>>27899583
>smokes weed
>fucks dogs
Were you surprised that a degenerate drug user also fucks animals?
She's def taken a few BBC's in her time
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>>27899623
nah. She was a sheltered type with abusive/psycho parents. Too affraid to develop her brain and be actually interesting. Had to rely on one (female) friend in whole her life. Then she got a dog (a little wiener).
I think she was into cuckolding her own dog...
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>>27893618
Fuck you, I took the bait
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>>27899650
yeah, fembots are all degenerates
Men love cats because they are our equals. They provide companionship and give us something to care for and love.
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>>27899669
dont forget that they also have those magical pheromones which makes you crazy
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>>27899533
>No real virgin would say that
explain

>I think we can teach each other a lot sometimes
I dont know shit senpai, 1.35 gpa.
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>>27893618
Music is very subjective of course you know that and this is low quality bait
>you have shit taste
Your not hiding the trolling very well i'm afraid. You been spotted try a little harder next time champ.

A good example of a shit poster is also the following
>>27893664
>Wow what shit taste.
This is what we call bait or troll and to be ignored or filtered and hidden

0/10
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>>27899620
Virgins weren't rejected thus couldn't possibly measure themself that way.

keep your silly scores to yourself, you're americunt so it's 6/10 at most, especially when you rely on shits like this, desu
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>>27899886
(you)
Don't bother your just fishing for yous now. You get 1
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I don't really understand what do you mean anymore : )
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rule 31 if penta's
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>>27899886
virgins have yet to have any ideals or standards ingrained in their head., that's why everyone's first relationship seemed like the best one(for most people)
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>>27899966
I dont think we should speak about normies and what they do belive.

Want to help me with segregating stuff on gdrive?
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>>27900013
What do you mean....
i'm pretty stupid desu...
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>>27896104
Shit taste
Oc2
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>beta orbiters
the only beta orbiter I have is a guy who thought he had a chance till he touched another grill in ways I don't approve of. The only reason I let him stay in orbit (and thus torture him) is to punish him for that. What an idiot, saying he only likes me and then doing that. He's really cute and pathetic now, but the truth is I stopped liking him from the moment I saw that
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>>27893618
>Kavinsky
>Coldplay
Kill yourself, most of everything else is butthole shit tier but you must be stuck on some shitty niche of music as well.
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>>27899410
Kind of, yeah. He knows how much I care about him. He's not even remotely a Chad (he's a chubby guy and I'm taller than him) so I would hope he would want to accept me as his qt gf.

He went out with friends tonight and didn't text me when he got home so I'd know he was safe though like he promised so now I'm really upset and feel like the feelings aren't mutual.

Why even live, r9k. I am so worried and he doesn't even care.
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Who /doesn'tlistentomusicatall/ here?
For me it seems such a normie thing to do, especially if you form groups with other people based on musical preference.
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