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Ask a suicidal jew anything, get quads and I livestream the proceedings
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Ask a suicidal jew anything, get quads and I livestream the proceedings for you all to enjoy
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>>27893491

What's your favorite drug ? Pro tip it's life.
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>>27893491
What's the cheapest method of killing yourself?
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How old are you?
quads GET
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>>27893491
Fire up those ovens, because I got quads.
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>>27893523
seconding this kek
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>>27893516
>it's life
maybe when coated in benzos
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>>27893491
Why do you want to kill yourself?
>originalcommentator
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Shalom to you my brother. from which lineage do you decend from?

you know G-d Forbids this act i'm sure.
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>>27893541
Fuck benzos dude. Why take alcohol pills when you can just drink alcohol? Stimulants are the true patrician drug choice. Benzos are good for the comedown.
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>>27893565
I'm 90% certain that I'm failing my financial studies exams, if I can't be a banker I don't want to live. my father probably wouldn't even want me to
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>>27893539
>how to kys cheaply?
just wait...
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>>27893539
>>27893523
pls no antisemitism

>>27893594
why not both mate? some combos are great
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>>27893491
c'mon Hitler, this one's for u
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>>27893598
So you're killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled. Y-y-y-you can't live without being a banker?
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>>27893491
Do Jews really hate Whites or is it a meme?

Tells us your Jew secrets and reveal the hate m8.
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>>27893665
I MUST be banker!
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*sniff* *sniff*
i smell...oh, yup, he's ashkenazi
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>>27893672
can't trust it. even "suicidal" they're always out to one up and make more money.
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>>27893672
we mostly hate muslims to be honest, we don't have a problem with most whites
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>>27893665
Jews can't live without being greedy scum.
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>>27893491
>>>/b/
It's disgusting that 10 people replied to this thread and that anybody bumped it.
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>>27893491
do it please, no questions, just do it and make my day brighter, a death Jew = happy goy
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>>27893598
Same ,won't make but for another exam, won't make it into medschool or pharmschool anymore. Didnt even go to my 30% exam today.

Was a top notch student tho,at the top of my promotion,until some wrecking and longlasting event fucked me up and turned me into a shadow of my former self

Will you actually kill youself? I'm hesitating,i don't feel like there's a way out but there might be.....i won't accept to live a mediocre life tho
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>>27893526
>pic related

fucking hilarious
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>>27893491
kill yourself already filthy disgusting kike
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>>27893491
don't do it, anon. we love jew.
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>>27894892
oh god that got me hard.
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Why did you mention you're Jewish
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>>27893491
WHERE'S THE GOLD
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>>27893491
Proceedings?
>you mean an hero?
Roll
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>>27893491
I bet you're making money from tis thread somehow
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>>27893491
so how are you today?
i hope youre doing good.
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>>27893491
well do you celebrate shabbat?
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>>27895032
this is a top quality post m8
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>>27893963
You are disgusting for not wanting to help him, faggot
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Go nigg
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>>27893598
>if I can't be a banker I don't want to live
fucking normie kike scum
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Oh, I fucking hope someone gets quads. Nothing better than a dead jew.
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fuck someone please get quads
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>>27893539
>>27893637
>>27893523
G A S
A
S
8.93% shekels
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>>27893491
>Oy vey, it's worse than the shoah

Literally worse, because the holohoax is commie propaganda.
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Aw dicks. I don't think it will happen
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>>27893491
if quads you must live on
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>>27896395
no he said the proceedings,
thats whatever op wants it to be....
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>>27893491
pls no
Originalitynigger
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fire up those gas chambers, because i just got quads
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>>27893491

hey schlomo where are you from? jew York? how old are you? what kind of jew are you?
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>>27896658
Damn that was kinda close to quads
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eyyyyyyyyy lets get em quads
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>>27896703

it's ironic cause im a jew too

I don't think he'll actually do it, after all "failing financial studies" is a bit suspicious as a reason
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>>27896735

also he's no longer responding to the ama
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>>27893598
> if I can't be a banker I don't want to live. my father probably wouldn't even want me to

That's the most Jewish thing I've ever read.

If you decide you're going to shoah yourself, atleast use chlorine gas, for the lulz.
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>>27896735
>>27896658
>>27896087
>>27896395
>>27895839
>>27895088
>>27895032
>>27894892

I had no idea r9k was just a shitposting board.

Thanks for taking the bait,

Regards,

OP

PS: Unlike the Holocaust, 9/11 was definitely a fake.
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>>27896872

I called it from the beginning

these threads are never real

I bet youre just some polfag posting his wishful thinking

(or you chickened out)
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>>27896872
>I had no idea r9k was just a shitposting board
>Thanks for taking the bait

Wat. My dick is confused
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>>27896968

he was trolling us

isn't it epic?
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>>27897011

dubz

opisafaggot
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You worthless shit
You deserve to die
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>>27897011
I KNOW RIGHT

>>27896910
-you probably did
-true
-posted this on pol first yes, then bounced on my boys dick for hours and he decided to r9k it

>PPS: isn't a shitpost an sport

k bye now
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>>27897247

are you even jewish?
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