>be handholdess kissless virgin robot
>started going to the gym in high school
>wasn't trying to impress girls, just for fun
>now freshman year at University
>be in physics, some Stacy decides to talk to me >talk back to her, but be very cold and reserved
>earlier today she asks me if I can help her study
>agree, she asks if it can be at my place
>n-no, let's meet somewhere else
>about an hour ago she messages me
>invites me to a party she's hosting
>what the fuck
I'm like the coldest, least emotional person in that class. Why the FUCK is Stacy being nice to me? Is it a fucking conspiracy?
they're gonna prank you at the party. don't go. everyone is always out to get the robot.
>>27893470
>stacy invites you over
>all her friends come out from behind the couches and other rooms
>AHAHAHAHAHA ANON thought he had a chance with her, can you ACTUALLY believe it?
>>27893470
maybe because she thinks your attractive
or she's just being nice
literally why not go to the party at least you'd get free snacks
are you smart? she might be freefalling and is cozying up to you to try a get you to save her
>>27893470
They're going to fuck with you.
Don't be a retard and think that people actually want to be nice to you. This is the real world.
>>27893470
she's fucking with you for a laugh
do not trust a thing she says
Well she clearly wants your penis in her vagina. She asked to go to your place even though she just met you.
Just go to the party. Try to relax and have fun. Don't set any expectations(getting laid at the party) just go and enjoy yourself.
>>27893613
>>27893554
>>27893543
>>27893521
stop trying to ruin this for him, believe it or not but normal people don't act like this, go anon.
>>27893657
>>27893644
Listen to these comments. You could very well lose your virginity and get a gf.
>>27893470
totally a conspiracy bro. u gotta punish her by raping and murdering her and maybe one or two of her friends.
>>27893470
If you're living in Europe, go to the party. But if you live in America, don't go. They're going to be drinking. Don't break the law.
>>27893685
He's in university, not high school. It's likely that he's 21 or over.
>>27893657
>I've never been horribly humiliated by people pretending to like me
NORMIE DETECTED
>>27893470
go to the party, you have nothing to lose.
don't let these robots get to you, they're jealous.
>inb4 normie spotted
if you want to break the cycle, step out of your comfort zone. worst case scenario and she's fucking with you, you can make a feels thread here again and find good company.
>>27893712
That shit only happens in middle school and high school. Mostly middle school.
Grow up.
>>27893709
>>FRESHMAN
Please tell me how he's 21 and over.
>>27893750
Didn't see that part. Technically he still could be since you can start college whenever you want...
>>27893470
Some girls are attracted to that attitude. Go for it op
>>27893750
who gives a fuck who's of age u fag
>>27893743
>he's only had it happen to him in school
LOL
Go for it OP. You'll always wonder "What if I had a chance at that Stacy?" if you don't. If they humiliate you somehow leave the party and come back with a gun
>>27893790
Well, I feel so very sorry for you anon. You must be one exceptionally pathetic person.
OP Here
Its very likely that she doesn't like me as more than a friend, I don't care about helping her study. But I feel uncomfortable with the though of going to her party.
I'm at introvert, I don't like going to parties with a lot of people. I've been to one party, and it wasn't even a lot of people, and I didn't have a good time.
I'd rather chill with a small group of people, I only have 3 or 4 good friends I talk to so...
For those of you saying to go for it, keep in mind, she seems like those types of really outgoing girls, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was a roastie whore.
Damn, r9k really fucked me in the head.
If there is one place autism doesn't belong it's parties. You are screwed.
>>27893849
stop being such a fucking faggot, just go m8, worst comes to worst you have a bad night.
>>27893849
JUST. GO. You'll never know for sure unless you stop being a fucking pussy and JUST. GO.
>>27893849
don't go dude, it's a trap.
>>27893470
Dude, you should probably just continue to do what you're doing, she's probably turned on by your muscles and likes unavailable men aka. Daddy syndrome. It's most likely not a hoax, just some chick who wants another distant father figure to fuck.
>>27893750
>>27893709
>>27893685
I'm 19 now. Even if I went, I don't drink. It kills workout gains and I'm afraid if I really get into it I'll become an alcoholic.
she wants to get fucked by you retard.
>>27893521
This famalam. They're gonna dump pigs blood on your head and laugh at you. Just stay on here instead. Remember youre here forever
>>27893951
Then don't drink. You should still go, faggot. Quit being such a pussy.
>>27893951
u should totally become an alcoholic. it does really help ur social skills. go for it bro. yolo or whatever.
>>27893548
>snacks
>college party
lol robots
>>27894011
Does beer not count at snax? Cuz i've been snacking all day long and I'm pretty full
>>27893982
I am here forever anon. I don't love this place nor do I hate it. Its like a little chunk of hell that I keep coming back to because I like the distant feeling of the flames.
>>27894006
No way. I'm training for a half marathon, alcohol will fuck that up so hard. Plus I don't want a beer belly.
>>27894035
are u a cop?
>>27893849
Go to the party and scout out for suspicious activity before you go inside.
>>27894036
just drink vodka, like everyone who wants to maintain, bro stay away from beer and sugary shit, and ur golden.
plus, u'll loosen up like crazy and get mad pussy. these are facts, senpai. alcohol helps in most aspects of life.
>physics course at uni
>"stacy"
I literally want to choke you over the internet
>Wasn't trying to impress girls
That's what they all say.
Girls like mysterious guys. Maybe you did something right without realizing it and she thinks you'd be an interesting person to have around.
I'd like to tell you to not fuck it up, but you will. But I'm just talking from experience. I hope you are a better person and pull it off.
>>27894138
Girls like mysterious guys un fucking naruto
>>27893470
OK buddy, just keep breathing, we are going to get you through this. You got two options: DON'T GO, or GO. If you don't go, she might like the fact that you are so unavailable and cold. OR it could backfire and she would just stop talking to you if you gave her an explanation like, "I just didn't want to go". On the other hand, if you go, you could get made fun of, or (not likely, but still a possibility) you could get soaked with pigs blood. But then again, if you go and act cold and distant, then talk to her and slowly "Open Up", she might think she has broken through your hard exterior, and found the "Real" you. Or, option three: Bring a gun and end it all on her doorstep you fucking faggot.
>>27894222
Mysterious not as in autistic loner, but someone who has a mysterious personality. She probably doesn't know OP is a loser yet and she thought he was interesting instead of pathetic because he looks decent.
>>27894051
Yes, now fork over your wallet as evidence. I can and will shoot to kill if you don't
>>27894086
You don't think there's 8/10 stacies in freshman year stem courses? They're the type to buy into the "le stem" meme, "I wanna be in computer science cause they make a lot of money!" And then they barely pass their classes.
>>27894113
I wasnt. All I would do in High school was play video games and study. One day my mom told me she didn't like what I was becoming so she bought me a gym membership. So after going for a few weeks, I really enjoyed it and basically got really determined to get into good shape. I'm still not in the best shape but I think I'm slightly above average. I think all robots should work out, if you don't like being around people, go to the gym really late at night like I do.
>>27894253
he should be mysterious. okay, like standing by a tall plant or slightly behind a curtain. that will intrigue them, and bring them into his mysterious presence.
You fucking people are pathetic.
>Don't go op, the bad normies are gonna make fun of you!
So what? Just leave and never talk to those people again if they make fun of you, because they're assholes.
Another thing. It is highly unlikely that will even happen. I understand that most of you live in your little fantasy world where normies are the bad guys and the robots are the underdog protagonist in a harsh unfair world, but that's not reality. The reality is that normies don't give a fuck about you, and unless you provoke them, they probably wont fuck with you.
>>27894318
this normie is a plant, obviously. they want u to go for max keks. don't trust it. the conspiracy is real.
>>27894276
>One day my mom told me she didn't like what I was becoming
because you weren't going to get girls
>>27894312
Have you watched Meet Joe Black?
She probably thinks he's that kind of mysterious. Except he doesn't look like Brad Pitt, but if he's in Stacy's field of view he probably looks fine.
>>27894386
i don't watch cuck movies
>>27893470
Remember that what happens in your Freshman year determines the outcome of you College career. Whether or not you're cool, have friends, pass classes, or get laid. It's weird how this shit works.
If you fuck it up now, you may never recover.
>>27894346
I had really low energy, and I was staring to develop a hunchback from sitting at a chair for too long.
Its funny really, my parents constantly encouraged me to go out, party, meet people, yet all I would do is focus on getting A's.
They're proud that I've lost a lot of weight and gotten in shape but I think they expected me to be really social by now. Oh well at least I'll have a good paying job to help with the loneliness.
Post pics of yerself, right now. Something tells me u look like a Chad
>>27894835
>posting pics of yourself on a taiwanese image board
>>27894945
Confirmed Chad. GTFO!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>>27893470
>coldest, least emotional person
Same here, anon. I dont know why some girls like me.
>>27895037
Why would "Chad" be on r9k on a Friday night and not out partying and fucking stacies?
>>27895075
girls are weird anon
