You can only post in this thread if you've had a real life girlfriend.
/r9k/ literally will never recover.
I've had 4, if we count the girl I've been seeing lately.
>>27893536
awesome, fellow Chad.
Love laughing at the beta fags on this board
Cos I can
20 year old KV here normalfags can suck my nuts
>>27893593
>he never got to experience high school love
k
had 7, get outta here beta cucks.
>>27893576
>betafag trying to be convincing.
does a real life girlfriend count if you never actually met her in person
she was a real person, and we 'dated' online for a good year or so.
>>27893576
>mfw a beta robot wishes death upon me because I know what a vagina tastes like
>>27893635
>long distance """relationships"""
>>27893606
>he never got to experience prime r9k before normalfags shit it up
>>27893635
Like, never met in real life? Ever?
I'm gonna have to say it doesn't count, then. I have no authority to make that statement, but I don't think you can call a woman you've never met in person a girlfriend.
Fuck my ex desu. Spent 2 years of my life on that whore.
yall dont even know
>>27893692
greentext time anoon
>>27893692
I got engaged to my first gf and she cheated on me with 3 different people in 4 years.
Luckily we broke up and her life is a festering pile of shit now. And I've fucked and dated much better people since then. Even if she was awful, Anon, the least you can do is learn from her. Remember the red flags and be wary getting back into the game.
>>27893720
>tfw no psycho gf
why did god give me these feels
>>27893720
You seem like a dick. Either that or your gf is an attention whore.
>>27893720
>Why is it that I said "I love you" and you said "I want to have sex with you"
The last one was 7 years ago, it was a 4 year relationship and she left me after she started going to college.
I'm apathetic as fuck when it comes to women now, I don't even look at em. Besides, they're mostly turbowhore single mothers nowadays.
>>27893720
"I want to have sex with you"
What did he mean by this?
>>27893647
yeah i fell for the meme, it was a long ass time ago though
>>27893667
yeah never met her in person, I saw what she looked like, we talked on the phone once before but eh
it was back when i was in 9th grade too, just some girl i really liked to hang out with online and talk to
>>27893720
"Anon, do you have depression?"
>>27893965
what did she mean by this?kek
Does 2D count lads?
>>27894038
Is 2D real life, lad?
>>27894126
Only if I imagine
>>27894177
Repeating digits confirms it.
i'm basically a normie closet autist(but not too autist)
help me from sliding into true auttism and cutting off my connection with the normie world pls
>>27894297
Stop.
Fucking.
Browsing.
/r9k/.
Do anything you can to block it. It hurts you.
>>27893386
I've had like 5 girlfriends since I was 17 (am now 30), only had sex with 4 of them but there was another girl who used me as a booty call but didn't want to date me so I guess that evens out.
Last girl was over 6 years ago though
>>27893386
I have one. Well we're sorta fwb right now though. She's 4/10 Im like 5.5/10.
4 gf masterrace
>1- sweet innocent girl for first kiss
>2- controlling bitchy girl for first blowjob
>3- first really long term (2 years) lost virginity
>4- rebound girl, but great at sex
>>27893720
What happened after anon, don't leave us hanging
one year without her now., i will never get over it
she left me because she got fed up with my spergyness and not being able to give her enough attention and affection
Does it count if it was at the age of 9?
Because I totally got that "yes" on the love letter.
>>27894464
i know that fugging feel.
My only gf broke up with me a few months ago. she was a total qt, into anime and vidya, but she was also kind of a cunt and she assumed everyone hated her for no reason, and that every other girl was a stacey and she was a unique butterfly against the system. She pisses me off, but i still love her.
>pic not related
>>27894464
>one year without her now., i will never get over it
This is me
>>27894464
she left u for that sweet dick on the side man. that's how every woman bails from a relationship.
chances are, that she was getting railed out for a month prior to breaking up with u for those bullshit reasons.
>>27893635
at least you werent like me
>big ass festival
>decided to meet up with a 6/10 tardiness I've been chatting online before
>5/10 irl ofc but had a qt high as a tree friend
>imma tap dat or my name's not Conan
>even moved out to be closer to her
>one thing leads to another
>4 years later
>still a fucking virgin
Now she's fucking everyone on the campus just to forget about me and how great I was.
Moral of the story is something like;
>don't force yourself to tap unless it's an actually interesting girl.
Still practically a virgin.
>>27894341
Likely that this is a buttmad NEET, but It isn't even /r9k/ . browsing /g/ daily for a month or so has done weird amount of damage now I'm starting to think about computers and electronics the /g/ way. constantly. I feel like buying thinkpads and HP-50gs and booting into the CLI.
>>27894464
I feel you, man. It's been like 10 months since I last saw her, a bit less since we broke up, and there hasn't been a single day since then in which I haven't thought of killing myself. Fuck this world, fuck me.
>>27894519
i told off like 3 beta orbiters during the relationship because im not a cuck but you never know
>>27893386
Had two, both shit tier relationships. been fooling around with this girl recently, she's definitely gonna be number 3, and it's not gonna be shit tier. I can feel it.
>>27893692
What's up with the use of "desu." I don't get what it means here.
>>27894680
when you write "t b h" minus the spaces it gets changed to desu
>>27893386
I've had the same gf since I was 16. I'm 22 now.
>>27894697
Then she's cheated on you at least once.
Had 3 gf's. Haven't had one since 2010
>>27894762
woah, watch out, we gotta badass over here
>>27893386
I've had 3 and they all left me empty and broken.
I hate women specifically because of them.
I will never have a meaningful relationship with one ever again
>>27894680
welcome le plebbit man
>never had a girlfriend
>post in this thread anyway
I had 3, and just left a 2 year relationship. It nearly killed me. We're still friends and that's comforting. I can't help to hope that we'll eventually get back together though I know we won't.
>>27895167
badass how?
>posting ITT without meeting the requirements
what now chad ?
Have had 33, fucked one from every continent. Fell in love with one half Asian girl who had leukaemia found out about a week into the relationship while we were homeless together in Vancouver. Hated women for a while basically just used them for gratification. Used to fuck my sisters friends whenever she would bring them over for sleepovers during high school. Currently dating an 18 year old now that I'm 22.
>half Asian girl had a stroke best news I heard all year desu.
I had a GF, but we broke up really early.
At least it happened, r-right?
I've had a few. It's been 4 years since I've been on a date, or tried to ask out a girl. Major Depression will do that to you. Starting to get back into the groove of things, slowly. It doesn't hurt to exist all of the time now :)
I have.
3 years down the drain. Not worth it.
