>women attempt suicide more than men, but men carry out 75% of all successful suicide attempts
Why is this?
Men are built for success.
Because a girl drinking one beer, taking a xanax and posting it to facebook probably counts as a "suicide attempt"
>>27893153
Because when a woman "attempts" suicide, she's trying to get Chad to notice her. When a man attempts suicide, he's actually trying to kill himself.
females can't do shit right, they fail at pretty much anything they try
>>27893153
when a woman makes a suicide attempt, they make sure to tell every single relative and friend they have that they are about to kill themselves on social media. then they procrastinate until social services arrive. this counts as a suicide attempt.
men are weaker and thus die much more easily.
>>27893153
men are more committed
>>27893153
Men are more likely to use things like guns, women are more likely to use things like pills.
Guns are usually more effective.
This information also seems to suggest a higher prevalence of the precursors or causes of suicide in women. Either depression or other psychological illnesses might afflict them more often.
Also likely patiarchal social institutions put more stress on women thus higher rates of anxiety or depression. Or the corollary is that in a patriarchal socirty men aren't to show emotions, thus les likely to even acknowledge their internal issues as they fear seeming weak.
>>27893174
Hearty chuckle dot jpeg
>>27893216
+1 like sempai
Society exists to make women comfortable at the expense of men
Women have even ruined something serious as suicide by making it into a cry for attention like literally everything else in their life.
GOD I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
>>27893153
Women are attentionwhores who are just crying out for help. Men on the other hand know that no one will help them and asking for help will only make them a pariah.
>tfw feminazi mom says this statistic is caused by men being more violent
>>27893329
God you're a whiny faggot
>>27893153
Men choose more violent ways to kill themselves, like a gun, but women choose poison instead. The old expression that a woman's weapon is poison holds true in this case.
>>27893329
>Women have even ruined something serious as suicide by making it into a cry for attention like literally everything else in their life.
>GOD I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
Ha ha maybe you should kill yourself to prove how super cereal it is.
>>27893282
Whenever a man expresses his feelings, feminists tell him to stop whining and man up, while bragging about drinking his tears. If anything, it's feminists who encourage men to hide their emotions, not the patriarchal bogeyman.
>>27893506
Nope. Nice strawman feminist though. Feminists don't tell boys or men to an up, that's what has caused the problem. They want to treat both genders with love.
2/10, meme harder little dummy.
>>27893216
More like 2 Tylenol Extra Strength and 3 Flintstone Vitamins.
>>27893683
Congrats, you just told him to stop thinking and repeat the catechism. Feminism is a godless religion.
>>27893683
>no true feminist fallacy
>>27893282
>patriarchal social institutions
>meme harder little dummy
>>27893258
your ass is on fire vaginacuck
>>27893772
Nope.
>>27893806
More like an obvious misrepresentation.
>>27893864
Ayyy lmaoo
>>27893911
Now this is pod racing.
I absolutely LOVE how none of you are smart enough to actually offer a rational rebuttal. Just piss poor memery.
Nice try kiddos.
>>27893153
It's the super cry of attention. They don't actually mean to kill themselves
>>27893282
>men overwhelmingly kill themselves more
>but women are the real victims!
>>27894022
feminism is a hate movement against white men.
fuck off back to tumblr.
m8
>me
>at work
>shit is over
>all the staff is in the hot tub talking
>new hire hipster girl with short hair who blatantly craves attention comes
>wearing obscenely short shorts for the job
>chicken scratch "scars" on her thighs plainly visible
>female coworker asks about them
>new hire just starts talking about it excitedly like its amazing news or something
>"severe depression"
>"no friends up until 12 years old"
>"nobody liked me"
>"awkward"
>here's the kicker, "social anxiety"
>mfw girls think its hip or cool or deep or something to pretend to have depression
>mfw she will never know real depression
>mfw when normies think people who proclaim their depression for all to hear so as to be the centre of attention are actually depressed
>they think that's what depression is
also she's a huge slut. She openly talks about having "hooked up" with guys in the past month, listing 6+ guys like its off a checklist.
>women
>>27894314
You think attempted suicide means nothing? Also you're reading too much into what I'm saying. I'm in trying to contract men v women, merely answering OP'S question as to why.
>>27894340
No it's not. It's about identifying the gender norms in our culture and questioning whether they are hurtful or helpful. It's examining human beings with a lens removed from the typical perception that men and women are fundamentally different and is interested in how our culture impacts those perceptions. Feminists primary aim is a just world
You've just bought into the 4chan memes and criticized something you don't fully comprehend.
>>27894675
Men and women are fundamentally different.
>>27893153
Because the WHO counts any self-injurial behavior as a suicide attempt, the stats are bs
>>27893153
women attempt suicide for attention, men attempt suicide because their lives are actually worth killing themselves over
>>27894659
what kind of job is there where the staff chills at in a hot tub????
>>27894712
correct. I can think of maybe 1 or 2 situations in which a woman could reasonably be justified in killing themselves. To continue the circle jerk, women have their whole lives set up for them and never have to work for anything if they don't want to and so forth.. yada yada yada stale memes...
this is the point of the thread, to say exactly what you're saying, congrats for contributing nothing
>>27894755
I work part time as a swimming instructor while I'm taking a year off of school before uni
>>27893282
The patriarchy is why women are unsuccessful in committing suicide
It's 2016, can we stop the misogyny? Women can commit suicide just as much as men can!!!11!
I remember hearing somewhere that something as minor as a woman taking an extra TylenolWHY TAKE 6 TYLENOL WHEN YOU CAN TAKE 2 ALEVE FOR ALL-DAY PAIN RELIEFcounts as a suicide attempt. For most guys, when we actually go all the way and try to end our lives, it's usually not a cry for attention. It's out of the desire to just stop fucking hurting. I think part of it is that guys are taught to keep that shit inside, so faux suicide attempts aren't considered a good idea. We just decide to end it for real.
Nowadays nobody who seriously wants to kill themself just swallows a bunch of random pills since a quick internet research reveals that that's a very ineffective method. Yet most women who "attempt" suicide do exactly this. Go figure.
because most male suicide attempts are undocumented
guys who are about to kill themselves have no friends or family. if they try to kill themselves and fail no one ever finds out.
Simple, women can't handle any form of real stress so they overreact and try to kill themselves, but can't accomplish shit and even fail at suicide.
Men, are raised to man up and deal with shit. Men who commit suicide have been driven past the point of no return, because they've endured hardships that were just too much. Also, as men when they have a goal, they take the proper steps to ensure it works out.
>>27893153
Men typically use firearms, which are associated as a manly thing and men are more familiar with them.
Women typically poison themselves, which takes longer to kill them and can be pumped from the stomach.
Men are more likely to have access to firearms and are more familiar with them than women are, and that method is more likely to actually kill you than poisoning yourself or trying to hang yourself.
>>27894659
I hate people like that, fucking glamorizing this shit for attention. You want to find a real depressed person, look in the eyes. There's an empty look to them, mixed with this kind of helplessness or fright. It's like they're looking right through you, too.
Women are less likely to choose lethal means of suicide because they want to preserve their bodies and look good even after death.
Nice bait thread btw.
>>27893683
>Nice strawman feminist though.
Ever heard of manfeels park? A feminist comic whose sole purpose is to make fun of men for their feelings. Making fun of "man feels" has also generally become a part of a "le ironic misandry" meme you can find a lot in places like SRS for example.
or are these not real feminists, anon? are these just patriarchy pawns disguised as feminists? How deep does the conspiracy go anon?
>>27894907
"I have no actual clue but I'm happy to take the bait to bash women more because I'm an irrational, frustrated child. Here's some half-assed misogynistic postulation"
>>27895353
Toastied roastie detecteroni'd.
>>27893153
Women who "attempt suicide" end up getting significantly more attention after they typically don't actually kill themselves.
There are exceptions of course,these are dead women.
Men don't get that same attention,or perhaps do but don't crave it in the same way,and thus use more effective methods because they're actually doing it to end their inescapable suffering.
>>27893235
/thread
*orignal*
>>27895384
Pretending I'm a roastie doesn't make the truth go away anon
men are more individualistic, emotionally avoidant, inclined towards risk-taking, and inclined towards violence; women are clinically and socially actively discouraged from self-destructive behavior and a related effect of that is that when they engage in it is it deemed as more significant (they also tend to tell others about it more often)
everything is of course "on average" and as a country gets extremely wealthy or extremely poor the discrepancy evens out, as female suicide rates go up in both cases (male mostly stays consistent)
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1875686708000146
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/1467-9450.00357/abstract
>>27895625
ROASTIE REEEEEEEE YOUR LABIA LIPS ARE BROWN LIKE ROAST BEEF BECAUSE YOUR VAGINAL WALLS HAVE BEEN BRUISED BY TO MANY COCKS REEEEEEE
ROASTIES ARE TOAST!
>>27894701
Not really. Physically yes, but everything else is largely differentiated by culture .
>>27894785
Huehuehue
>>27894918
True enough, now robots, think for a minute, why are men more likely to own guns? Why do they think this is the "manly" way out?
Patriarchy, learn what the fuck it means, you might actually understand why you are as you are.
>>27895281
That's nice anon, but if you want to know what is representative, read books by feminists, talk to feminists, and don't identify some morons and assume this is feminist ideology.
Any group will have a minority of asshats.
>>27895786
>Not really. Physically yes, but everything else is largely differentiated by culture .
point to a culture/society where women are the dominating gender. where men are caretakers while the men do the work.
>>27895786
>Not really
>Physically yes
lol
>>27895807
bonobos, anon
give or take a few centuries, there were definitely kangs at one point
>>27895807
where men are caretakers while the women do the work.
*
>>27895807
If your point is that men are the dominant gender in most cultures, that's just a byproduct of the physical differences
Since men are physically stronger, they were able to assert their dominance in the beginning
It still just comes down to physical differences
>>27895844
Bonobos are pussies but humans are not. We definitely weren't ruled by women at any point
>>27893153
Because women are stupid fucking attention whores incapable of real emotion.
>>27896246
Men are also mentally superior:
1.Men cry way less often than women.
2.Men are braver than women
3.Men can put their emotions to the side.
>>27895807
There were and are plenty of egalitarian groups of people. Mostly small groups of nature living people.
Modern day the most feminist countries are the Scandinavian ones and they thrive pretty well.
>>27896365
>Crying less often can also mean more repressed and angry
>braver because thats what we teach boys and expect of them
>anon read a book
>>27893216
this, all women are fucking retarded.
>>27893258
Rotten, putrid roast beef.
Because women want people to feel bad for them and recognize their "pain". That's why women are more likely to use reversible methods like poison. Men are more likely to use guns and working methods because men aren't narcissistic enough to think that their problems matter to anyone but them. Women want daddy to come save them and shower them with attention like a little girl acting out to get what she wants. Attention.
>>27893153
Men will do what they're passionate about no matter how it affects their health. Suicide is an extreme case of this.
A clinically depressed man tends to take his suicide seriously, it's like a melodramatic work of art, his legacy.
Men are warriors, they are supposed to die. Men know, deep down, they want to die in a way that means something. But in a "safe" world, they have to invent this meaning themselves.
Women always make fun of men for not caring about their health and burning out. But what's the point of health? Men see the long game.
>>27898057
Beautifully said. R9k, with all its normies, attentionwhores and shitposts, still happens to deliver some poignant content.
>>27898057
>Why do you hunger for length of days? The point of life is to follow reason and the divine spirit and to accept whatever nature sends you. To live in this way is not to fear death, but to hold it in contempt. Death is only a thing of terror for those unable to live in the present. Pass on your way, then, with a smiling face, under the smile of him who bids you go.
>Do not then consider life a thing of any value. For look at the immensity of time behind thee, and to the time which is before thee, another boundless space. In this infinity then what is the difference between him who lives three days and him who lives three generations?
>>27893153
men use more violent methods like guns/jumping from high places/jumping in front of trains/car crashes while women are useless at everything and choose easy to fuck up things like ODing or slitting their wrists
>>27898266
>"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." - Socrates
>>27893153
Women can shoot themselves in the head
women attempt suicide more because they are twice as likely to be depressed.
men actually kill themselves more because they are a bit more pragmatic even in impulsive situations. to actually do enough damage to stop your heart you need to overcome the fear of death, which is easier for men who are designed to face their fears a lot better.
>>27898448
I never understood this shit. If you're depressed or unconfident how the fuck are words supposed to help you? It's bullshit, we both know it.
>>27898448
Why don't they just smear their pussies in the face of the depressed person? That would actually cure them
>>27898448
>people with mental illnesses aren't crazy
>>27898448
>people with suicidal thoughts aren't attention seekers
Yeah only the women.
>>27893153
>Why is this?
Because people who attempt suicide usually do it many times. People who actually commit suicide only do it once.
This is the huge deception inherent in that statistic: women are not actually more likely to attempt suicide than men; it only looks that way because there are a lot attention whores pretending that they want to die over and over and over again and driving up the female suicide-attempt statistic, while men who attempt suicide really never do it as an attention-seeking tactic, because nobody would give a shit anyway, so when they do it they do it for real and never do it again because they're dead.
>>27893174
I give you 1+ on Google+
Simple anon.
Women attempt to commit suicide more as a demonstration.
Men commit suicide with a determined purpose.
>>27893235
Why would Chad want a crazy bitch?
>>27893683
yeah I have never seen a male tears mug being drink from by a smug feminist that disregards mens rights activism and male opinions on the internet.
>>27899284
>>27893683
A feminist would NEVER disregard a man's emotion and openly mock them for expressing the idea that they have hurt feelings as well. That just doesn't happen. EVER.
>>27899252
stacy isn't crazy, she's dead. you nigger.
>>27897450
like red meat? hamburger? er, plant protein, fixed? wat the fuck does it mean??????????????
>>27898266
Marcus pls go
>>27895844
Those are animals,tumblrina.And also bonobos can`t use complex tools,create machinery,wage war or move their sorry assess out of Africa. This is what a female led society accomplished.
