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>you will never have a pure qt gf

life is suffering
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>she gets gangbanged by Chads and would loathe my existence but I like her pretty pictures
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>you will never have a pure qt gf
ah but you MIGHT

just stop fussing and struggling, good things come to those who good things come to. worst case scenario you're no worse off than you are, best case scenario fortune shines upon you

ride the waves, anon, life is beautiful if you let it be
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You will never have chad.
>tyrone
>pablo
>ahmed
those are not chads, they just pick up the trashy scraps of white women.

now go watch pretty in pink and gtfo my board, roastie
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>tfw your'e waifu wont let you rape her
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>>27892611
lol is that a Turkish chad
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>no qt raven cosplay gf
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>>27892556
Damn these POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDES right now man.
God bless you anon.
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>>27892752
jesus confirmed for turkish chad
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>>27892498
>Ask pure qt that regularly comes to the lunch counter and chats with me to go out
>She hesitantly sort of agrees
>Finally internalize the concept of actually being desired and wanted by someone else
>Finally feel good
>She comes back to the lunch counter the next day with her friend like she usually does
>They keep looking over at me with exasperated looks on their faces
>I call her over to work out the details of the date
>Friend audibly laughs when I wave her over
>Don't even get a chance to get a word out before she gives me some excuse about why she can't ever at any point in the future go out
>Little sly smirk on her face
>mfw

Fuck I don't care if I sound like a massive raging faggot right now (I know I do), I just thought for once, once in my life, I could be seen as good enough, as desirable, as wanted by another human being. I've casually asked out a few regulars that I sort of know (all reject me but I keep a stiff upper lip), but I've known this one for a few months and it hit hardest. When does "put urself out dere" and "b urself" and "plenty of fish in the sea bro!" pay off?
>mfw I'm 90% sure my uncle is going to fire me or have me work weird hours because I'm scaring off regular business.
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>>27893106
fuck, i had forgotten about this feel until now
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>>27893436
never knew this feel existed. damnit why did i come here right now
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>>27892498
I actually have
>Pic related
It's not worth it man. I'm only going out with her so she can get tired of me and realize I'm not the one.
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>tfw no qt jill valentine gf
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>>27894185
>tfw you will never eat a jill sandwich
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>>27894185
>tfw no slutty cowboy bebop cosplay gfs

why even live
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>>27892498
>pure qt
she's a mentally ill tumblr narcissist who's had sex with several different men before. judging women purely on their looks and attributing characteristics to them that they simply don't possess is a recipe for disaster, anon.
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>tfw no qt young Kate Bush gf
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Just shy of turning 30, I found a 22y/o christian virgin. Going into a sexless relationship was a big hurdle but I'm making it work. She never ever seen a dick before dating me, and there's no drama outside her not being able to sleep over saturdays because she has to be a church early.

There's hope for you guys
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>>27892498
Would you resist a temptation of staining her purity (physicall and mental)?
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>>27894684
diversity makes you more interesting and fun.
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>>27894684
>who's had sex with several different men

[citation needed]
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>>27894776
>mentally ill
>promiscuous
>narcissist

>s-she's just d-diverse haha my pure qt so interesting h-haha...

you'd make up excuses for her sucking tyrone's cock in front of you and snowballing his jizz into your throat, you pathetic cuck.
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>>27894684
Lol wtf are you talking about? Her tumblr is all just lolita fashion with no personal details and her Instagram is all just selfies with little quote captions or cutesy remarks and shit. Not saying what you're claiming isn't true, just you'd have no way to verify, and if you do, please do post it.
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>>27894784
She cosplays, what other proof do you need?
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>>27894816
>he doesn't know her personal tumblr account where she links her tinychat and frequently talks about the dudes she's currently fucking
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>>27894856
I specifically asked you to post the link. So go ahead since you're Mr. In-the-know
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>>27894684
You are one giant fucking contradiction

>judging women purely on their looks and attributing characteristics to them that they simply don't possess is a recipe for disaster

Yet you claim she's "mentally ill" and a "tumblr narcissist" who has "had sex with several different men", all of which you deduced from seeing a few of her photos

Keep up the great work
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>>27894888
>all of which you deduced from seeing a few of her photos

see >>27894856

sorry to burst your bubble, but your perfect pure qt waifu is just a normal damaged girl who happens to have a certain "look"
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>>27895165
>"Bro, no, just trust me, she's a mega slut, she posts it all over social media."
>"S-show you a post? Uhh..."
Post a link to the fucking page then if you're not all talk.
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>>27895254
>still no response to this guys post
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>>27895254
it private for a reason homie. she has no interest in a bunch of autists going reeeeee on her once they get to know who she really is.

believe, don't believe, or maybe put in the effort to learn how to find her private accounts i don't really care. it's not my place to give them away tho.
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"Purity is a negative state and therefore contrary to nature." -William Faulkner
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>>27895506

>i put effort into finding her private accounts
>i don't really care tho
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>>27895506
>I claim something exists somewhere on the internet, but it's well hidden, so when nothing turns up I can tell people they're just too stupid to find it
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>>27895506
At least provide evidence
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>>27895506
>"Nah, it's real, just private man. Don't believe me? Ok, go ahead, I totally know the truth so I'm good."
>"Nah man, the secret Illuminati cabal moonbase is real, trust me, I've seen proof from a reputable source. What? Proof? I uh, I can't, but seriously, believe me."

Here's how this works: Make an affirmative claim, bring proof. No links? How about screenshots? Like I said, you're all talk, but let's be honest, at this point the fresh bait's already going bad. My advice: quit while you're ahead/
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>>27895601
you must not have access to her private hidden accounts bro. trust me bro she is a slut bro. bro.
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>>27892611
pls do not touch anzu you filthy jesus hippie motherfucker
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>tfw no mentally disturbed big breasted skinny weaboo cam whore gf
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>>27892498
Name of gril?
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dont lose ur magic my boys
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>>27892498
Ayyyy

Who is this semen demon?
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>>27892611
>that face plastered in makeup
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>>27895922
>Anonymous 04
who is this spunk monk
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>>27894813
I like mentally ill people
promiscous? Needs to be when hanging out with me
Narcissts are sweet if handled correctly.
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>>27897075
u liek big bobbe
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>>27893337
im sorry, keep trying
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>>27896581
Alterhacker on IG. She's a bit weird but nice and responds when you message her
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>>27898281
>She's a bit weird

meanwhile you are the one browsing a Chinese gardening website at 3am looking at pics of guys dicks
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>>27898366
She's an awkward but harmless weeb, that's why I said a bit. I already know no one can sink any lower than me
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>>27897160
>>27895922
too bad I cant find source for this. But Im sure its shit anyways so its not much loss. But now I have to actually fap so thanks I guess.
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>>27898938
>tfw i have sauce but wont give it to you


hahahahaha!!!!
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>>27898965
Nah I dont expect sauce anymore. Besides its usually just a few good scenes being posted and the rest are terrible so I dont mind you posting the good ones for me. But you woke my penis up.
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>>27892498
>>27892527
>she

This is a guy you idiot.
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>>27899065
Even better, she just went up like 3 points
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>>27892498
this girl is like an 8/10

you're like a 5/10 probably. why do you think you should get her?
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>>27899333
It's good to be ambitious
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>>27892498
Who is this girl? What's her IG or Tumblr or whatever?
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>>27892498
>you will never meet and impregnate a girl who is a whole foot shorter than you

5'11 manlet here, feels nice knowing this short girl would get wet seeing how tall I am compared to her.
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>>27892611
>tfw anzu will never do more facial abuse videos
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>tfw no qt crosseyed cosplayer gf to spit roast with a fellow robot before, after, and during a convention
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>>27900688
alterhacker on both
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Why would anyone want a virgin for a gf?

They suck at everything sex-related.
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>>27900801
t. Roastie getting toasty
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>>27900801
>They suck at everything sex-related

That sounds cute
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>>27900731

>tfw you can almost imagine the slap that came after this was shot

I'm diamond hard
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>>27900801
I agree. Women do suck at everything. Even the ones who have had lots of sex are still somehow bad at it
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Lol talking to girls is easy af
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>>27892498
>>27899662

Christ almighty, how do I meet girls that look like that? That look is exactly what I'm into.
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>>27900994
>Christ almighty, how do I meet girls that look like that? That look is exactly what I'm into.
in your dreams. a beta like you has 0 chance with a girl like that ever.
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>>27892556
Based robot
Good posting lad
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>>27892527
do chads really go for girls like these?
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>>27892498
>wanting something that doesn't exist
there lies your first problem
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>>27893106
>you will never eat Taco Bell with a raven cosplaying qt
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>>27901015
Looks like I'd best get to sleep, then.
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>>27892498
I had more than one qt. even one that looked like her but i was a idiot and left her for some cunt
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>>27892498
>tfw she'll get deported back to mexico when trump wins
;-;
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>>27901285
is she not white?
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>>27899662
Crispy is literally perfect.
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>>27901285
She's Middle eastern.
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All i want is a qt that rides.
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>>27901301
>>27901442
she is mexican she said it on her blog
born and raised in mexico living in cali
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>>27892611

whats this? A typical sperg approaching her?
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>>27892556

ledit go plox
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>>27894185
>qt

Maybe if yu cut half of her nose
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>>27901454
Teach me to ride, and I will be your....bride?
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>>27892498
She looks like a blowup doll.

That's not a compliment.
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>>27901860
Jealous roastie
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>tfw no foot gf
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>>27901847
>Teach me to ride, and I will be your....bride?

Please don't make fun of me like that, it is a dream to obtain a qt that rides / willing to learn and or will ride on the back of my bike.
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>>27892498
>Girls
>Pure
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>>27901942
My 3d waifu is pure!

She's also a little girl
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>>27901454
>ride
>motorcycle
Step up your game, Anon!
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>>27901026
>do chads really go for girls like these?
are you kidding me? men will fuck any decent looking women who will fuck them.

A chad will hit on anything above a 7/10 and take what he can get.

they'll fuck dumb stacies but they'll also fuck your "pure", "intellectual" fembots you betas fantasize about -- and that without even appreciating it.
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>>27902005
But i like my baikus better.
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>>27902015
you have to be really delusional to think chad wouldn't pump and dump the girl in op
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>>27902248
>you have to be really delusional to think chad wouldn't pump and dump the girl in op
she's hot enough to land a low tier chad.

Even low tier chads dont have it that easy. Literally only the top 1% of men can afford to pump and dump 8/10s
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>>27902280
>tfw average male

fuck this world
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WHEN DO I GET A GF

I WANT A GF

I WANT ONE NOW

I WANT A GF NOW
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>>27893337
If that bitch is even capable of treating another person like that then you didn't want to end up with her anyway.
This is the best mindset when dealing douchbags but you must remember to judge people fairly at first. They're innocent until proven guilty.
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>>who is this? Does she have a twitter?
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>>27898965
Her body is pretty sick.
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>>27902525
>>27902525
Looks too plain tbqh
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>>27892498
>Implying that trap is an anal virgin.
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>>27893337
Keep trying.

That being said: How do you look & how is your social life?
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>>27893337
Wah wah wah w faggot
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>>27901917
Where you live at?
Everyone knows motoboys are bad boys.
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>>27894731
I know this specific feel

:ccc
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>>27894754
>She never ever seen a dick
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>>27892498
She's qt but her eyes are so big, I would en up staring.
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>>27903103
>bad boys
>motoboys

You sound like someone who'd cuck a man after getting what you want and put sawdust in his fuel tank, do not want.

Still searching for a legitimate trustworthy loyal qt.
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>>27903292
You got triggered pretty hard there, moto.
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>>27903543
Here's your (You), from your local neighborhood good boy.
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>>27903655
:o
>local neighborhood
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>>27903670

thanks spooderman
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>>27903655
Girls like bad boys! I dun even understand why he so salty. I guess I am forever alone.
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>>27904542
> I dun

It's because you're black.

>I guess I am forever alone.

Lots of black bots on here, just create a thread. You'll get a bad boy motorboy in no time!
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>>27904649
Nah. I have gone off motos now. They too salty.
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>>27905282
dont go after white people. bebe.
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>>27902802
I look ok enough to take orders and chat a bit with the customers. When I started 6 months ago I didn't talk at all besides "What can I get you?", but this old guy that comes in every day helped me come out of my shell, so I can hold my own in smalltalk.

My social life is shit. I hang out with my only friend once a month, but I think he's growing out of me.
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>>27900731
i hate this i just want to punch her face
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>>27892498
IT'S A FUCKING TRAP YOU RETARDS
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>>27901892
I like Your work Anon
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>>27906767
stop samefagging it's pathetic
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>>27892498
I have a qt 3.14 waifu whos a 31 yo virgin jokes on you anon
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>>27902508
Taeko_ludenberg is her twitter
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Ill never find a girl pure enough for me :(
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>>27894396
Id definitely hold her hand
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>>27895922
>>27897160
>>27898965

She has a banging body but is the worst kind of cocktease
she wants 2,000 tokens just to put on dumb nipple pasties, and they arent even real pasties they are some arts and crafts store shit she makes herself and then she only ever talks about some pet bird she has or her "fiance"
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>>27901047
taco bell is nice
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>>27907900
she had a great plastic surgeon is all. i usually despise implants but those are very passable.
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Superior cosplay waifu coming through
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>>27908332
they are real
fake tits dont move like this
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>>27892498
> those eyes
Eww get better taste in women anon
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>>27908921
>>Eww get better taste in women
>Posts some old roastie whore
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>tfw crispy wants to play a game online and everyone will be able to join but you're too autistic and beta to consider playing
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>>27909260
what does she play?

comentario original
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>tfw you took your gf's virginity
HA
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>>27908487
damm she is so cute i wanna cuddle her :3
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Understated weird looking goth qt

She's literally perfect.
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>>27909301
I'm not sure she's not playing yet but she's talking about it on her twitter
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>>27909339
Goth girls really do it for me familam
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>>27909339
>>27909456
>calling this goth

I bet you think emo is goth too
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>>27909605
goth is really abstract and vague word.
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>>27909620
well the goths were ancient teutonics then the label was used metaphorically for an architectural period that captured the violence of the ancient goths it was then expanded to gothic literature which was mostly pulpy horror stories in the late 1700s-mid 1800s englnad that questioned the foundations of sanity and identity and it then had a sort of revival in american gothic with poe and stuff who went on to influence american modernist lit and southern gothic like fualkner and then there was simultaneously the german expressionist movement that in film used mostly gothic narratives and coupled them with the expressionist style we've come to think of as the gothic visual style and i think the modern conception of gothic mostly comes from late 20th century american productions and films of gothic literatures that adapted a streamlined expressionistic style and as that kind of dissemenated into the popular culture of the 80s/90s it became somehow entangled with the rise of 'emo' music which kind of evolved out of garage punk and then the goth trend itself was born which was then cannibalized on so there's a lot of different meanings to the word
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