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Why don't you get on Tinder anon?
Check out all these great women!
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Don't you want to man up robots?
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You could become the next Robin Williams with a wife's son named Zelda
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This girl is half Anvil
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fucking tumblrinas
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This girl appears to be part alien, thus the "love grays" part
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This girl is in computer science.
Despite her program being 95% men, I'm sure you got a chance robots!
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>>27891057
This girl is fucking hot desu. Wouldn't mind going on a date with her.
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This girl is also part alien
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>>27891084
She has a kid you fucking cucklord.
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M'robots
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I mean come on /r9k/, man up
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Date an asexual feminist, and check your white privilege
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>>27891176
This is a walking red flag ayyy
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Or this nerdy "girl" Nick, Nicole
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>>27890978
Crack whore

>>27890997
WTF is wrong with the baby's expression? It looks too much like a fucking doll.

>>27891015
Piercings and single mother. Talk about red flags!

>>27891026
What is it with fat girls and wearing Adidas shit? About the only people I see wearing Adidas shit casually are slavs and fat girls.

>>27891057
You can tell her baby is like:
>WTF was I born into?

>>27891080
>female in CS
>"LOL I'm such a nerd XD"

>>27891098
THAT FUCKING DUCKFACE!!!! WHY THE FUCK WILL IT NOT DIE OFF? IT'S NOT SEXY OR ANYTHING GOOD! IT MAKES YOU LOOK HORRENDOUS!!!
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Threads like this remind me how disgusting humans are
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>>27891109
I said going on a date, not raising her kid you sperg.

>>27891080
and 95% of that 95% look the part too.
If you look decent, you have a chance.

>>27891117
She's qt. Wouldn't mind the fedora.
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>tfw I don't get any matches
i think i look good though. My tinder is broken i think.
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I don't really have any caption for this one
Other than I think she's Korean
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>>27891229
I don't get any matches either. Doesn't stop me from having fun with the app.
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>>27891213
>I said going on a date, not raising her kid you sperg.
With some luck you might even luck her hubbies cum out of her pussy. Stay cucked pal.
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Check it out.
We're so quirky and DRINK
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>>27891337
>brock university again
What is wrong with this uni? So many red flags.
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This one is a two parter
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>>27891373
beep boop /2
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Can anyone figure out what this means?
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Hmmmmmmmm
roblox
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>>27891467
Someone who needs the BBC
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>>27891467

She likes travel, photography, art, and hiking/nature
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>>27891591
>hiking/nature

Nah, she likes "trees", aka weed.
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>>27891497
somebody wake me up inside
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>>27891254
would date originally
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i'd fuck the mouth of that girl in the OP
I'd slap her while I ram my cock in her vagoo and tell her to call me daddy so I can fill in her daddy issues.
And fill her loins with my warm sticky smelly cum
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>>27891254
Okay. I'm joining that site
what site was it though?
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>>27891497
heh, asians don't bite

literally all of the ones without tattoos, dyed hair, or anything of that kind are boring as fuck outside of one hidden quirk

the ones with are stacy
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>>27891387
Who the fuck wastes their money going to Cornell for fucking Communication and Femshit studies, that's like throwing your bank account into a pit of fire for fun
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y-you mirin robots?
>tfw not guna reply because scurred
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Does anybody know what she means by this??
plsasdf
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>>27891203
i literally want to kill all of them
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>>27892217
she obviously wants to cuck you with a horse
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>>27891591
Pretty unique grill desu. Someone should hit her up
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>>27892181
Reply using only quotes from American Psycho
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>>27891373

UGH NO ONE'S FORCING ANYONE TO GET AN ABORTION YOU UGLY CUNTS!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>27891497
>quoting Uptown from fucking So Far Gone
Okay I'd take her out and she what she's about.
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>>27892133
minority frst gen scholarship boooooi
she'll drop out before she graduates, don't worry.
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>use tinder
>get a match every other day
>the girls either don't talk to me or the conversation fizzles out almost immediately
>or we agree to meet up and then the girl never speaks to me again
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>>27892217
Wow, would date in an instant. What a beauty.
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>Use Grindr
>Multiple messages a day
>People will message you about your looks even if you don't have a picture up
>People will message you every day even if you don't respond
>People will message you even though both of your profiles say you are not interested in casual sex and then they'll only say "You horny?"
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>>27890978
The main reason I'm not on Tinder is because I have extremely low self-confidence; having people swipe right or left on my picture is not a very pleasant image to have in my mind. Also what if I look better in the image than in real life, I'd be such a disappointment.

Is anyone not on there for the same reasons, or am I just being a huge faggot?
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>>27891098
looks like a spic bjork with FAS
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>>27892416
same here, but we're also huge faggots

i would probably get laid within a week if i signed up but my ego being rekt isn't worth it
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>>27892416

I don't use it for the same reason. I look worse in pictures, so I feel like i'll just be rejected outright by everyone.
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>>27891467
it means you have no chance with her
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>>27892416
You're just being a huge faggot. If you want to get over insecurities, you need to desensitize yourself to it. Change things up, go outside your comfort zone and you'll see that things aren't so bad. Of course, creating a Tinder wouldn't be a silver bullet and make all of your confidence issues go away, but it's a step on the right path. The amount of people on here would rather wallow in self-pity than enact a positive change, so this is probably not going to persuade you.
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>>27890978
>Reinstalled two days ago
>mashed through likes twice
>13 matches
>only uninteresting land whales
>even they expect special intros and don't respond to a "Hey, how are you?"

There's one that seems alright, bit chubby, STEM smarts, into "cult nerd" stuff like Dr Who and firefly.

I just want my oneitis to love me back, don't even know why I installed this app
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>>27890978
>>27890978


check out this gorgeous specimen i found.
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>>27892485
easy for you to say since you probably aren't a huge narcissist

HOLY FUCK KILL ME
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with this you can browse tinder profiles without an account.
http://tinderpc.com/
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>>27891080
I'm in CS and all the girls who look like her were gone after the 2nd week.
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>>27891176
>Culinary Management Degree
All the info i needed
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>>27892485
What if nobody ends up swiping right (that's the positive swipe, right?), my confidence would end up even worse than it is now. Hell, what if I get one swipe and she is like "oh sorry, I accidentally swiped the wrong way."

I've just recently managed to not focus as much on the way I look and avoid looking for too long in the mirror, and just say "fuck it.", I don't want to ruin that.

t. 25 year old kissless virgin.
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>>27891176
>Aseksual
>On tinder
Ayy
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>>27892776
If that happens, then you'll undoubtedly be down. But maybe you'll eventually get used to rejection? Also, if you're unhappy with your current situation, it's worth the risk to change it. you might be surprised. If you're happy with things as they are and you're worried about no matches ruining what confidence you have, then probably don't go for it. I wouldn't be able to live like that however. I'd rather know an uncomfortable truth than deceive myself.
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I have a Tinder acc but its always "hided", so basically I dont have one.

Im a good looking dude, many girls already told me that, but I am extremely shy and social retarded. Lets just say autistic as fuck when I have to socialize.

My problem is. What kind of pics do I use there? I have a facebook account but I only have 1 pic. Its that enough?
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>>27892850
>I'm on here to make friends

Bitch you on here to get dick
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>>27892850
>use tinder and okcupid
>see asexual girls and girls in monogamous relationships that just want to make friends

If you're using these things and the end goal isn't to get you dick or clit sucked, then get the fuck out
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>>27892872
I'm not too unhappy with my current life, I mean it could be better, but I'm used to mediocrity.

I spend most of my time eating healthy and in a caloric surplus and lifting weights at the gym. Going to the gym is really all I've got going for me at the moment, that's where I feel alive.

I've been so unhappy with the way I look before that I wanted to kill myself, but was too big of a faggot to do it. Now, I just try not to focus on the way I look, because when I do I start to focus in on small things and make them out to be huge deformities in my mind.

Yeah, I know I sound like a beta faggot, but that's because I am.
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I have a whole stash of tinder gold if anyone wants to see
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>>27892994
Dump it all anon
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>>27892994
Stash cont
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>>27892994
>I'm a submissive and have twin boys

What kind of mental talks about their sexual preferences and their kids in the same sentence?

Also dump the stash anon.
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>>27892994
Stash pt 3
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>>27892960
One of my friends recently confided in me that he was close to suicide when he was in his teens because he had bad acne. I never knew that it effected him so bad, I guess he overcompensated by pretending to be overly confident, but I never thought he was bad looking. Point is, people are often judge themselves way worse than they judge others. Like, whenever I look at a photo, I never really pay attention to anyone in it and wouldn't notice if anyone looks odd or weird. when I look at a photo of myself, I nitpick and find a thousand flaws that no other person would ever find if they were to look at it. In short, you're probably much better looking than you let yourself believe, especially if you're into /fit/ness.

That being said, if you're happy with mediocrity then there's no need to change it. You're truly blessed if that's the case because it isn't difficult to maintain. But I'd just say don't let fear hold you back. Life is about taking risks and good things very rarely come to those who wait. Take a chance and even if you fail, you'll learn from it and life will go on as it always has.
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>>27892994
Stash pt 4
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>>27892994
Part whatever
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>>27892994
Part whatever part 2
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>>27891851
No, that's the leaf icon.
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>>27893043
>loves being the little spoon

THAT BITCH DONT NEED A MAN SHE NEED A LADLE
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>>27893066
I mean, I know I'm not close to as ugly as some of the broads posted in this thread (especially since I have a relatively low fat percentage and a developed jaw), but I just can't imagine anyone finding me attractive.

Sometimes on the treadmill some milfs quickly look over to my side when I'm the only one running (happened today also), I'm not sure why, maybe it's because of my body (I do like my body at least), or maybe it's because they are thinking "god darn how can be so ugly", I know the last one is not that realistic, but that's how I feel.

I don't know, I just have a hard time figuring out why anyone would pick me over someone like Chad, especially when most girls have a plethora of men lining up just to take them to an expensive dinner date, in the hopes of maybe getting laid.

If I had a ton of 7/10 girls going out of their way to date me (if gender roles were reversed), I sure as hell wouldn't settle for someone like me.
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Is it worth it at all to try tinder if you're a 20 yr old 5'4" uber manlet kissless virgin with social anxiety?

I mean I feel like it might be beneficial to just try but let me know if it's just better to save myself from the humiliation.
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>>27893208

If fat tumblrinas can will themselves to do it despite looking like shrek, then you can too, my friend.
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>>27892994
Stash part I gave up counting
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>>27892994
Stash again
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>>27893165
How can people treat their body that way, do they have no self-respect at all? All they have to do it put down the god darn Oreos and they wouldn't be so ugly and unhealthy.
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Have any more of the single mum ones? I'm currently cyberbullying my sister who is knocked up via a guy she knew for 3 months, and sending her these caps telling her this will be her fate.
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>>27893238
Yeah but look what's happening to them now.

I don't wanna get posted on like the normie equivalent of r9k or whatever the fuck and get made fun of like this.
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>>27893165

>school of mass
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>>27892994
I'm stopping after this cus people aren't showing interest
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>>27893207
Thing is, being really attractive is obviously a bonus, but it isn't a gamechanger. So long as a girl is physically attracted to you, then exactly how attractive you are is (for the most part) irrelevant. And regardless of what the bitter Red Pillers on here will tell you, a man's personality does matter to a woman.

I mean if you were able to choose from ten different women, nine of whom were vapid models and the other one was a normal/attractive woman who was interesting, who would you choose to go out with (not talking about one night stands)?

Women really aren't that different from us.
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>>27891373
Only on the internet you see this kind of retarded women
never in real life I've seen a muh-privilege feminist like those in all 4chan's memes
could also be cause i'm not american
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>>27893242
That one is a bit cruel. I can understand making fun of fat people who are too lazy to move around and stop eating, but the girl pictured has some sort of a deformity that she has no control over. I feel bad for her.
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>>27893335
Never said I was making fun, just said I had a stash of interesting tinder profiles
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>>27893296

Well, then don't do it and just continue being a faggot instead, I don't give a shit.
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>>27893349
This is gold medal material. I'm lurking
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>>27893401
4 u bubu
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>>27893423
I don't get why all these below average, out of shape women would openly advertize that they have kids. They're scaring away even the most desperate of men.

It's as if they're just using twitter to make social and political statements.
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>>27893462
it's called a complete lack of self awareness
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>>27891387
>minor in inequality studies
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>>27893071
>18

I can't decide what would disgust me more - the idea that a 45 year old woman is pretending to be 18, or the idea that an 18 year old woman looks 45.
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>>27893020
the inbreed kind
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>>27893462
she just said she doesn't want to play games
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>>27893349
>>27893401
Lurking as well
>tfw I can't think of a witty comment to make
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>>27893572
That doesn't mean that you have to advertize all your kids before you even meet someone. If that person ends up really liking her after a few dates, then her having kids would not be such a problem.

One doesn't have to be upfront about every single detail of one's life, at least not in the profile page.
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>>27891269
looks like she has herpes. nice.
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>>27892994
Last one cus gf just got here. Reminds me of that snaggletooth chick from its always sunny
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>>27893043
>21
She looks 40
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>>27890978
>>27890997
>>27891015
>VIRGIN

Is your phone making fun of you?
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>>27893370
And yet there are still betas like you around who will defend her. She's doing fine, she's still capable of cucking you gayboy.
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>>27893652
She would be alright if she just fixed her teeth
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>>27893652
those sores and teeth. looks like she's severely malnourished. prolly a food stamps bbc queen
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I swear 1/3 of the women on Tinder are single moms
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all this 20 year old pregnant girls or having at leas 1 kid. whats wrong with them?
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>>27893659
One of the qualities of being obese is that it makes you look much older than you actually are. Combine that with her disregard for her own appearance and it is no surprise that she looks so much older. Fat people never look feminine or masculine either, and not in a good way. They aren't androgynous in the same way a cuteboy or tomboy would be, no they are just this morphic blob of disgustingness
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>>27891015
>Her name is Zelda

Fuck. If I had a dollar for every girl I know with a son or daughter that has a bullshit name like 'Zelda' or 'Skye' or 'Snow'. We're going to soon have a generation of young men and women named after fucking video game and anime characters..
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>>27893678
I don't see how me commenting on how stupid it is to make fun of people with deformities is me somehow white knighting her. I'm just being a decent human being.

Hell, I'll make fun of lazy fatties all day long, so don't confuse me with some PC bitch boy.

And yes, I am a beta and seeing as you're on r9k, I would imagine the same is true when it comes to you.
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>>27893242
>front desk clerk
that poor girl
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>>27893616
maybe she doesn't have time to date, you know with 5 kids at home to take care of, so she wants it to be as clear as possible so that she doesn't waste time with men who don't want to deal with those children. it's her problem anyway
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>>27891057
Wow that bitch is a fucking 10

So sad
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>>27893731
No different from the past couple of hundred generations named after biblical characters
>john, mike, joe, etc
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>>27893747
You make a good point. If that's the case, then sure, it's not too bad of a strategy.
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We should come up with a tinder scoring game.

>+5 150 lbs or more
>+5 for each additional 50 lbs
>+10 for pansexual
>+15 for asexual
>+10 for kid (+5 per kid)
>+20 for identifying as anything other than human

What should it be, robots?
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>>27893652
would fug
wouldn't kiss
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>>27893370
nobody forced her to sign up for a dating app based solely on looks
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>>27893850
That is true, but people (even ugly ones) want to be loved by somebody, and Tinder is a place where a lot of people meet (I know it's mainly for hookups, but some also end up dating), so maybe she thought she might meet someone. You can't really fault her too much for trying to be happy just like everyone else. It's not like she one day woke up and decided to have a fucked up face.
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>>27891387
>5'4
>athlete
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>>27891467
It means she likes to 'travel' (sex with foreigners)
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>>27892994
Poor girl-

>Twin boys

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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>>27893242
damm if wasn't for harvey dent genetics she would be really cute
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tfw you get plenty of matches on tindr, but you can't muster up the courage to meet irl desu
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>>27891015
Thats a 7-11 shirt
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>>27891176

she's only asexual around betas around chad she rides the cock
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>>27891387
>intellectual
why do women think so high of themselves?
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>>27892024
It's Tinder
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>>27892217
you JUST know.
RobIox
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Depends on your location retard
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>>27892563
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LMAO
alien blox
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>>27891015
>Her name is Zelda
>She is a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
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>>27892270
>>27892181
>I'm on a diet
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>>27893349
I jus tplain dont understand this, someone care to explain?
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>>27893751
chad got his nut and bailed lol
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>>27893319
o boy i am laffin

original
originL
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Check out those super geeks
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>>27896977
This reminds me of those baseball announcers seeing sorority roasty sluts taking a bunch of selfies at a game and roasting the shit out of them
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>>27897009
Lol this reminds me of Tom Green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9JUFGZQ4Fc
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>>27896977

>sitting in the bleachers
>not sittingi in the front row of the 300s for like the same price and having a seat back

top kek
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It's simple online dating is not where good decent women hang out
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>>27897148
>The Tom Green Show
Holy shit I forgot this used to be a thing, along with the Andy Dick Show, I remember them doing parodies of each other
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>>27897296
Lol! I was high on K2 and watched this skit and nearly died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFSoK9KXwI
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>>27897337
>midget speaking spanish
>DON'T YOU SPEAK THAT MIDGET MUMBO JUMBO TO ME
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>>27891026

Lmao even your phone calls you a virgin.
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>>27893731
I know this post is hours old but the name "Zelda" is a lot fucking older than that fucking Japanese videogame series that bears it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_%28given_name%29
Ignorant fucking cunts
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>>27893242
For some reason I can see her twisted-up face growing on a person.
Especially if she has a cute voice.
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>>27890997
Looks like that baby has FAS.
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>>27893242
>>27897472

She reminds me of this episode.
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I saw on Tinder a girl who wanted to fuck a robot but she didn't match with me :(
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>>27891154
She's cute I like her teeth. Robots are pussy faggots
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>>27897551
D'oh ho ho
Not that kind of growing on, I meant becoming emotionally endearing with time.
I'm still giggling though.
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>mfw fit, handsome face, 6'2 and not a beta push over
>mfw would probably have great success on Tinder as my manlet friends use it all the time and get sex from it.

As it just so happens... I don't really give a fuck about it and if I got a girl she'd need to want to get railed hard because I only like it rough and to be in control.
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>>27897590
... I guess I'm the weirdo here
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>>27892181
Aw thats nice. I would do that to some random chad too
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Literally what do I say?
I have no idea.
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>>27897568
Pics or it didn't happen
Robox
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>>27897709
She is trouble.

Purplish hair + SJW glasses + fat face = trouble.

She wouldn't fuck you unless she was the one penetrating.
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>>27897635
What do you get from going on here and braggging? I don't get it
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>>27897733
Well she's probably moving back home next Friday and wants some dick before hand
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>>27897766
Oh ok. Ask her if she feels the bern (she does), make small talk with her

subtly talk about naked situations, being horny, etc... ie. I just got out of the shower, all my boxers are in the wash so I'm free balling it today (have you ever done that it feels so amazing!) etc... program her to think about sexual stuff when you are around

then go in for the kill
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>>27897821
>this is what robots actuaIly believe
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>>27897751
I like making robots feel annoyed and like antagonising them.

I just do. It's knowing I'm talking to ugly betas (who I bully in real life) that's make me do it.
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Text is required on the robot blox
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>>27898148
Shdhsbssbsbsjsbsb
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>>27893652
that shit eating grin.
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>>27898168
nigger fuck off
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>>27898050
NLP works if you use it correctly
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>>27897541
It's tough to diagnose without actually seeing the baby. You're probably commenting on the wide intraocular distance and ?flattened nasal bridge, but if you look the philtrum is present. Hard to assess the thickness of the upper lip, since baby looks like it's vocalizing.
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>>27891176
>Harry Potter, Pokemon, and other geekish shit
The worst part
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>>27891098
I have such a boner for girls with fucked up eyebrows and tan skin
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>>27892217
She wants to get DICKED DOWN by a stallion
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>>27891373

Which one is Caroline or is she a hivemind?
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>>27892994
>Maybe I zuck ya dick? Lemme zucka ya dick
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>>27891109
>dosent even know what cuck means
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>>27891254
Nice. I don't like Japanese animes but she's cute.
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>>27892563
WHAT IS THAT THING HOLY FUICKINWAGGLES
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>>27893242
I would. I would so hard. I'd marry her. She is my katawa princess and I'm her drug addled suitor
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>>27898881
She could cosplay as pic related
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>>27893273
Wait so is she pregnant again?
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>>27898904
She'd nail it as one of these two.
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>>27891201
geez she's probably a nice girl
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>>27898904
>>27899061
I'm laughing but I know I shouldn't
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>>27899101
I feel bad too but whatever. I wonder if she's a good kisser.
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>>27890978
Baby baby baby look
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>>27891080
This is a spambot, you nerds.
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>>27893242
I have seen that girl's profile pic before.
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>>27891057
>>27891109
Are you sure that's her kid? A lot of girls are fucking retarded and post picture of themselves with their nieces/nephews without clarifying.
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>>27891057
>>27899523
from her instagram.... I couldn't find any pics of her kid just her with chad
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>>27891015
>A

Yeah I'd become the next Robin Williams alright, because I'd fucking kill myself.
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>this thread

I guess beggars can be choosers.
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That's right. 31 matches.
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Why the hell do women put shitstain kids in their profiles?
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>>27893165
>Vegetarian

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>27893242
She would probably still turn me down for being too short
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All these women with a kid in the picture, Tinder is about hooking up to fuck, not dating, if the kids in the pic I expect to get to bang them both
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>>27898925
Yeah shes pregnant again, but dont she isnt looking just for sex you silly boys! Shes ready for someone to man up! Sex isnt a big part of her life anymore, get over it thirsty boys.
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>had a date set up from Tinder
>was supposed to be today
>she just messaged me she can't make it

Fuck these bitches.
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>>27900600
fuck these bots*
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>>27892994
>if you want kik me

I sure would
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>>27900617
Nah, not a bot. Catfish maybe, but even that's not very likely. Pretty sure she is real. Well, she didn't reject me, so hopefully I can get her on another date.
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>>27900649
She probably got asked out on a date by a bigger, blacker guy.
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>>27892691
>Taking basic stem classes
>40 guys to 2 girls in every class
>the school is like majority women
>no girls take any actual meaningful classes

fuck college
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>>27900672
That's not very likely. There are thousands of other reasons why she would chicken out at the last minute. It's impossible to understand the female mindset.
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>>27897635
>6'2"
Manlet, leave.
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>>27893128

>nose ring

RED FLAG

STAY AWAY
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>>27891057
At least the baby is white
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>>27893652

Cute. Teeth can be fixed. Has sores. Might be a druggie.
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>>27893731
>We're going to soon have a generation of young men and women named after fucking video game and anime characters..

Named by daughter Tiffany, with Tifa as a short form.
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>>27897733
>Purplish hair + SJW glasses + fat face = trouble.

True.

>She wouldn't fuck you unless she was the one penetrating.

This is wrong. These girls are often sexually very submissive. They like to be fucked hard, swallow semen, and be pissed on.
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>>27900705
BBC, in my tinder matches? It's more likely than you think.
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>>27900859
I live in a very white area, so no BBCs here to be found. Besides the girls here are pretty racist.
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>>27900886
The racism just makes it more taboo, and the scarcity means she couldn't afford to pass up the opportunity.
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>>27896977
this is a perfect example of girls doing something but don't actually understand why guys do it in the first place

>look we're at the big game :^)
>wearing our baseball caps!
>gotta have a hotdog! lollol
>quick girls group photo for instagram :P

they think that they are taking part even though they don't even know why they're doing it
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>>27890978
>want to start tinder because bored as fuck and want to try new things
>remember I'm neet and broke
>trying new things costs money
>also don't like using real name, taking photos of self, or writing about myself because I'm self conscious

Thanks for always being here /r9k/.
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>>27900351
>jo-jo

Thats my fucking girl friend.

I'm gunna have to ask her wtf she's doing on tinder.
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>VIRGIN

amazing
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>>27900950
texting her now. Im fucking fummed
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>>27900979
post proof it's her
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>>27900950
>>27900979
>>27901024
i want to believe anon
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dubs decide what i say to this creature
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i was out of likes when i got this girl, she seemed cool.
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>>27901024
>>27901048
can't really post proof i don't have an image editor on this phone and it shows the number in screenshot so im just going so that me and her are over. she's only on there to make "friends" but i dont care. not standing for it.
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>>27895289
this lol. i've chatted with two girls on okc who had shit like "celibate" and "not looking for hookups" in their profiles and they were both riding my dick on the second date.

"asexual" is just an indicator of a picky girl with mental illness, just like "sapiosexual" and other meaningless shit like that.
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>>27900351
there aren't even 31 females under the age of 25 in my entire town. check your privilege cityboy.
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>>27901225

I'm the guy who posted the screenshot. Where's she from then, lad?
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>>27891319
Uhh if she is on Tinder looking for hookups... her husband (if she even has one) is the one being cucked.

Doesn't matter if she has kids or not. If I fuck her while she is married or in a relationship. That makes me the bull and her partner the cuck.

Please do not argue. I am swedish.
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>>27891387
>INEQUALITY STUDIES

Wow just wow, I can't even
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>>27895448
because they constantly get positive reassurance from daddy and from men trying to get into their pants.
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>>27892563
Kek... looks like something you would make in the oblivion character creator.
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why do these whores put pictures with multiple people in them as their pic? some of them post pics of them with other guys as well. how the fuck am i supposed to know which one it is and why would i message a girl who has another guy in her picture? trashy whores hope they become single mothers all of them.
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>>27900571
one of my guilty pleasures is keeping loose tabs on girls in my area from dating sites who put things like "only looking for someone serious no hookups" etc., then checking back every year or so to see which ones have had children and are back on the site now listed as single mothers.

god, single mothers who are still actively trying to find new men to have sex with are probably the most disgusting thing in the world to me. just thinking about the risk and drama they're constantly introducing into their children's lives makes me ill, yet these dumb bitches still put shit like "my kid is the most important thing to me" yea bitch if that were true you wouldn't still be fishing for new dick online.
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>>27901365
>some of them post pics of them with other guys as well.

Chad here, no idea. I skip sluts who post pictures of themselves with other men 2bh famalam.
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>>27900934
same goes for man in feminism
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>>27892563
I see she opted for the watermelon theme.
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>>27893242
TWO-FACE, YOU VILE FIEND
HOW DARE YOU PREY ON THE INNOCENT USERS OF THIS APP
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>>27893731

And people criticise Iceland for having a legally mandated list of approved names to choose from
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>>27893019
>Girls like that can get laid
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>>27893165

>Just to be clear, I'm fatter in person.

Well at least she's honest, i'll give her that.
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>>27891254
>you will never have a qt worst Korea gf
JUST
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whats up with all these 18-25 murrican girls looking like they're in their late 30's ?
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OH SHIT
>get match
>she says "Hey"
>it's the first time anyone on Tinder said anything to me
>respond with "Hey"
>no reply
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHAT DO I SAY
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>tattoos
>facial piercings
>single mom
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>>27902292
It's almost endearing.
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>>27894955
no shit, it says sales associate at 7-11
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>>27891098
she looks 30

desusdesu
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>>27891026

that girl's not half anything
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>>27891176

>asexual

amebas have come a long away
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As a former resident of the Albany NY area, I can confirm that all the fucking mutants in this thread from that area are 100 percent representative of the population there. the people are as ugly as the city itself. dirty, tired, and crumbling. the only people happy there are small children who don't know any better, and to see them is to observe a smooth scar on the face of depression.

Albany is a fucking leper colony where the bars stay open til 4 am because constant, debilitating inebriation is the one and only way to get two of these fucking absolute monsters to slap their genitals together long enough to pass on their malformed genes.
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>>27893242
THIS is what a real fembot looks like.
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