Why doesn't /r9k/ just date a fat chick?
they don't want me either OP
I rather date a HIGH TEST woman instead.
>>27885677
I can't get one. I'm /fit/ and attractive, and I can't get one. I'm repulsed by fat girls but I would still date and fuck one.
that infected piercing in her left hand is the deal breaker
because they're fat for a reason
that reason can be many things, most of them are red flags for a shitty person
not always though
>>27885677
because they don't want to date a fat guy
/thread
>>27885853
This desu dolmio
This is genuinely me, want me to sit on your face?
I am. I love fat chicks.
>loyal gf who is so insecure she thinks she's won the lottery by finding me
>don't tell her I have a fetish for fat girls so she stays insecure and always sees herself as the lucky one
>secretly huge fat girl fetish
Heavier chicks are not that bad to me, but most of them have as shitty personalities as any other woman.
>>27887908
i love this story, i'm glad you're happy anon, i envy you
If I actually felt the need to date someone it would probably be a chubby girl to begin with.
>>27887975
Thanks anon. I'm sure you'll find a qt fat gf too if you want
Not all fat chicks are born equally
>>27885677
That guy who posted the other night that had his dick snapped by a 400 pound landwhale really put me off desu senpai.
Nice dubs.
>>27888120
No way, that's... Kind of hot
>>27887908
>>27887975
That is manipulative and fucking disgusting.
>>27888120
Repost pls?
I have to see that.
>>27888182
>>27888306
I expect it's still in the archive.
Ctrl f fat.
I don't want to cause I'm on a phone and my shitposting is needed elsewhere.
>>27888306
>"Just fuck a fat chick if you can't get a gf, Anon!"
>Now I have Peyronie's due to trauma to the penis from sex because she tried bouncing on it
>Haven't had an erection in the past 4 months since
>>27871315
>>27888120
Then don't fuck a 400 lb woman.
>>27887908
> tfw no fatty-fetish
>>27888358
Without a lot of peer reviewed research there's no established safety ceiling.
What if a threehundo can shatter my John Thomas?
I can't take that risk family.
>>27888399
Excellent dubs.
>going for a whale
>not a hooker
Let me guess. It's the "illegal to fap" thing with american laws, yes?
>>27888354
Cheers laddo
Chad gets the hot girls.
Brad gets the average girls.
Thad gets the fat girls.
The rest don't get anyone.
>>27888182
You dick breaking is not hot.
About the same as getting your balls kicked at full force, I think.
>>27888454
Then don't let one ride on top of you. What kind of a moron would do that? And it can happen with a woman at any size if she isn't careful.
>>27888267
Shut the fuck up retard.
This is a good thing.
>>27888550
Idk senpai, it's appealing in a sick twisted way
> only into fat/chubby girls
> they're even more picky than skinny girls
just kill me now tb2
>>27888267
>implying successful relationships aren't a little manipulative and abusive
We're happy fuck you
>>27888399
It's absolute patrician tier fetish I won't lie
Women's lives are on very easy mode when it comes to relationships, they can get away with having high standards, no matter how fat.
There's nothing I'd love more than a girlfriend to lose weight with, but it will never happen.
>>27885677
don't fall for this stupid meme
I'm pretty much a cyborg and tried it
worst person i've ever met, almost ruined my life
I dated a fat chick once.
>Brought her to the mall with me and we went for some dinner and a movie.
>The next day a co-worker asks who the whale I was with was.
>He says it looked like she was about to eat me
>"uh.. j-just a friend, chad-kun."
>Broke up with her a week later.
>be a cretinous looking chubby lad
>only attract fat girls with depression
>drop a ton of weight, dress better, grow my hair out
>still only attract fat girls with depression
Just once in my life I'd like to fuck a skinny girl. Is that too much to ask?
I want a woman who won't die from weight related illnesses at 40
>>27889011
>attracting any woman ever
>>>/soc/
>>27888580
OK senpai now you're scaring me.
Any size??
That's it I'm done.
>>27888399
>tfw there are plenty of guys out there with fat girl fetishes but there are almost no girls with short, beta fetishes
>my only hope is to find a foreign woman who thinks all white guys look the same
>>27889141
I talked to one girl with a fetish like that, once. She was fucking nuts and I thought she was going to find and kill me. Not worth it.
>>27889162
At least I wouldn't die alone.orakdjginal
>>27889162
>I thought she was going to find and kill me
That's my fetish
Tried it.
All that happened was that having me boosted her confidence, and with confidence came the realization that she had no need to settle for a loser like me because she could find herself a chad with a fat fetish instead.
but not even fat girls want me, even when i desperately try to socialize with them. i guess im just a shitty person.
>>27889068
Yeah, I've seen it happen with a skinny chick. She was being way too crazy and CRACK.
Would you take a girl as your gf if she was not a cunt, has an attractive face and everything you want as well as having similar interests, but has loose skin and saggy tits from being an ex-landwhale?
Or is a whale better than that?
>>27890239
>Would you take a girl as your gf if she was not a cunt, has an attractive face and everything you want as well as having similar interests, but has loose skin and saggy tits from being an ex-landwhale?
Be my gf right now.
>>27890273It was more hypothetical since I still need to lose a good chunk of the weight.And we don't know if we have similar interests.I'm also probably a good deal older than you after looking at the age of many robo-kuns.
>>27890413
>a good deal older than you
Nice. Location?
>>27890239
Rather have a whale desu
>>27890413
Why did you even ask? You're already old by your own admission and you're never actually going to lose the weight, you're just deflecting the sadness it would give you to just accept who you are by convincing yourself you have some redemption coming.
Tick tock fatass. If you didn't do it in your 20s you aint gonna do it now.
>>27885677
when I am around them I am always trying to hide my boner and it's embarrassing
>>27885677
fucking disgusting. if you would have anything to do with this whale kill yourself now.
>>27891136
Kill yourself you pathetic excuse for a man.
>>27890239
You know damn well someone here would love to have a woman like that. This is why I hate women. You are not truly lonely. You will NEVER be truly lonely. Fuck off.
>>27890539
The midwest part of the US.
>>27890745
I'm in my late 20's and I've lost over 100 lbs in the past year.
I've just been feeling worse about it where it's consuming my mind that I might still end up alone or only to be used. It's making it difficult for me to feel as motivated to work out the past two months.
>>27891271
Maybe.
>>27891271
if you want a woman like that, you're not much of a man. that's why all the whales go lesbo and date other whales.
And that's why 75% of 'lesbians' are obese.
>>27891313
Oh, boo hoo. "I'll be used!" I've been losing weight as well, I can guarantee as a man I will never even be "used."
Once again, FUCK OFF.
>>27885677
I'm too good for that abomination of a human being.
>>27891313
You haven't even reached your goal yet and you're already finding it difficult. Do you really think you are going to stick to it? Odds are against you.
>>27891389
even whales know you pig fuckers are straight up creeps.
>>27891389
>I can guarantee as a man I will never even be "used."
Could have something to do with how you act like a faggot.
>>27891492
You're right.
>>27891451
>pig fucker
>she about when she lost the weight
Learn how to fucking read.
>>27891709
>she said when she lost the weight*
>>27885677
I don't like fat women, despite being fat myself.
>>27885677
i have this fetish, life its hell desu
>>27891880
You're a fucking degenerate anon if tbqh
>>27888740
Not really. You're just thinking of what's posted on 4chan. Trust me, that's a very small minority.
>>27891196
I could beat you up easy
>>27885677
because I need to be a little attracted to them to get an erection.
>>27890239
It's better to have nothing than a gf that looks like a whale or like a dried plum.
>implying that even fat chicks have such low standards
I had a fat gf for a while. She was a total qt, but now that we broke up, my family thinks it's okay to mock her and laugh at her about her weight in front of me. Feels bad man.
>>27892319
Ha. Good for your family. Stop dating hippos anon.
>>27892319
Shows how shit people really are that even family judge the ones they're supposed to love.
>>27887908
Wow, Meadow Soprano really let herself go.
>>27892374
I mean she wasn't even that fat, just noticeably chubby. I know it sounds cheezy, but I didn't care about her weight, I loved her because of who she was, that's why i hate when my family mocks her.
>>27892407
Exactly
>>27892407
He should stop embarrassing his family by bringing around obeasts.
>>27892551
It sounds like she was pretty fucking fat tbqh. Your family is trying to tell you something.
>>27885853
>be fat girl
>meet fat gut on r9k
>fall in love with him
>he is kind of in love with me too
>going to meet in June
I love fat guys so much you guys have such cute tums I just want to cuddle into you forever ;-;
>>27892743
I'm jelly. Instead, the guy I met from the site was like >>27891730
I hope everything goes well for you two, though. That has to be exciting, but a little scary at the same time.
I've heard people worry about the other person not being exactly the same as online. On the other hand, I also hear wonderful stories of people ending up in long, wonderful relationships together who have met on the site.
>>27892832
In the past, I have NEVER had a fat guy be interested in me. Ever. I have no idea why. Thin guys? Athletic guys? Average guys? Sure. But big guys absolutely fucking hate me.
Thank you anon! It's very exciting, but we're both older (24 and 25) and have our lives together for the most part. I really think this has a chance of working out and I really hope it does.
>>27892895
I find that so unusual. Guys are always saying that even bigger women want someone thin or fit, but it seems that big dudes are like that just as much. I'm starting to wonder if it has something to do with opposites attracting. I honestly don't have a preference and just want to enjoy spending time with someone I feel comfortable with.
Being older, both of you having your lives together and even setting up a date where you two will meet is all promising! Good luck to the both of you!
>>27892743
>I love fat guys so much you guys have such cute tums I just want to cuddle into you forever ;-;
Why do obeasts always speak like children?
>>27888855
Fat girls are not patrician tier. This literally triggered me because you are taking poor/average taste and implying it is for the upper class.
As someone who does have a patrician-tier fetish, shut the hell up.
>>27893240
>Fat girls are not patrician tier.
Fat girls are garbage-tier.
>>27889011
Cut your hair
But I know what you mean. I'm not fat so why should I accept a fat gf? It's not fair.
>>27892832
m-may we exchange skype names?
>>27893614
thirsty for whales. kill yourself
>>27893655
;_; I'm tired of being alone. Why can't I just try?
>>27885677
Well i have a small penis
>>27893687
whales are not the answer anon
Obese chick here.
Anyone want to move in with me? I have a spare bedroom.
>>27893782
depends if this is bait or not, and it is
>>27893777
I'm fat too, and losing the weight. I just want a gf to lose the weight with. It could be nice. ;_;
>>27885677
overpowering smelly cunts make it tough to experience and enjoy other aroma's in ur day to day life. at the least, u'll begin to miss smelling things other than her disgusting encrusted cunt.
>>27893782
Like how obese
post your belly
>>27885757
My mom fed me garbage food ie large potions of fast food, soda, and other junk (she never cooked) since childhood. I have been steadily losing since I became an "adult".
>>27893856
I don't have photos on this computer, but I'm 350 lbs.
>>27893831
It's not a bait. I'm lonely.
I own the house, so you'd have to pay rent to me. Cheap, though.
>>27893771
I-I feel you ;-;
>>27893831
>I'm fat too, and losing the weight. I just want a gf to lose the weight with. It could be nice. ;_;
That would be like finding a fellow addict to quit drugs with. Not a good idea.
>>27893856
what the fuck is wrong with you? Smh.
I'm trying to but I probably won't cuz she's a "memequeen"
>not even knowing about skullfuck guy.
>>27893883
God damn bitch lol
>>27893883
I-I have no money, working on the weight issue before I get everything else in order. Where abouts do you live?
>>27893949
three bils! Smh. The fuck is wrong with fat people? Have they no shame?
>>27885677
That is a whale OP. I don't crossbreed.
>>27893949
I can't play mommy. I'm not a naturally nurturing person.
>>27893957
Jobs are everywhere. Even working part time at a fast food joint is enough money to pay rent around here.
I live in the mid-west.
>>27893997
fatties just looking for a feeder.
>>27893997
I can understand wanting rent, but being to good to roleplay as mommy? PASS
>>27894070
I have a job and I make enough money to keep the house running. I wouldn't be able to afford having another person living here. It's simple economics.
fat chicks are size queens who need 10 inches to drill their lard
>>27893614
Sorry, I'm >>27890239 neither plump or skinny I'll look like a dried plum as the other anon put perfectly. If you're that 22 or so year old who posts in the belly girl threads, you'll find yourself a girl. I'm sure there are some cute girls out there who would seriously enjoy having a man to love and lose weight with, but I was massive and I'm short to boot, so it's uhh...yeah. Not going to look too pretty.
>>27894165
Can't be that bad. I'll be wrecked with loose skin before too long.
>>27893893
Cute, but you should check out steroid cream before the paraphimosis becomes a problem. It looks like it'd be good and stinky despite being fun size.
>>27893914
Not all fat people are just straight up addicts. I was fat because of various things in my life mostly being brought up terribly, feeding myself at a young age and being a lonely sad sack + retarded. I had to completely learn about nutrition as an adult and I knew so little that when I started, I would add the calories and calories from fat together thinking that's what I had to do for calorie counting. I was literally eating 500-800 calories for a good while until I figured it out.
>>27894217
I was probably the biggest person in the thread taking height into consideration.
Over 350 lbs at 5'3, so it's going to be bad probably. I don't look too terrible yet besides my boobs, but I still need to lose 60-70 lbs.
But anyway, have you started losing the weight? How much do you plan on losing? If you have started, are you finding it easier than you thought it would be?
>>27894622
We may have talked in another thread. I started losing weight months ago, already lost 79 pounds. My starting weight was higher than yours, but I'm 5'8. I want to lose at least 100 more pounds. 140 would be perfect.
>>27894334
Pl-please explain. I don't get any of this ;-;
>>27894760
You know, it's cute and small and probably has that yummy weiner stink. The foreskin looks tight though and I hate to see him lose his snug little blanket. Steroid cream will loosen it up a bit so he doesn't choke next time he peeks his head out.
>>27885677
Because they give me dirty looks or awkward when I talk to them....
but at least they respond, hot girls just ignore me entirely
>>27893240
>poor/average taste
shit taste is anything considered by normies and Hollywood to be "hot" i.e. Kate Upton and Victoria's Secret models that are airbrushed to fuck. Pleb "fetishes" make your dick puke. Patrician fetishes ought to make you hate yourself.
>tfw no one will move in with me
>>27894819
Y-yes master ;-;
>tfw gf is skinny
>tfw love fat chicks
>tfw they don't want me
>>27894857
If this is >>27893997, I would, but no money, absolutely worthless human bean.
>>27894941
Why can't you work? Are you disabled?
>>27894954
No, I'm just very uncomfortable around people because I'm fat and have general anxiety issues. Trying to get rid of one of those problems first. I have been reluctantly applying for jobs though regardless.
>>27894857
I will. Do you have any kind of contact info you can post here?
>>27894622
>>27894745
Oh, and I forgot, it's easier than I expected.
>>27894985
Sure, let me set up an e-mail; give me a moment.
>>27894745
We could have! I'm all over the place talking about weight, health and ronery feels.
You've started months ago and lost that much? That's impressive! It took me a year to lose 130 lbs. I imagine you'll be able to make it really soon at this rate. Are you adding lifting or at least bodyweight exercises to try to help fill out a little?
I'm too poor and freaked out to go to a gym because the thought of being around tons of people is scary in any environment, but something like that is ten times worse. I just purchased some 15 lb weights for now.
We might end up with loose skin, but I've noticed we are going to have the most amazing calves most /fit/ guys dream of without even trying.
>>27885677
only lowly betas date fat chicks most people just hit it and then leave no one wants to be seen with them in public
>>27895173
A chad friend of mine let me borrow a single 20 pound weight; I need a pair of heavier weights, but for now it works. I'd like to go to a gym to force myself to be around people again for the first time in years, but I'm poor as well.
That's definitely something I've noticed, I actually have muscles in my legs now.
>>27895342
I replied, but it declined the first time. Did it go through the second time?
>>27895277
I saw a guy on /fit/ who looked jacked despite only using 30 lb weights at home and he used to be heavier than both of us...Not sure what his height was though. Luckily, most men don't get too much fat in the arms or they're able to fill it out a good amount.
If you can handle craigslist, dealing with people and have access to a car, sometimes people give away exercise equipment on the site or sell them for extremely low prices.
>>27895610
I received one message and responded.
>>27889141
wait until they are ready to settle down. Once they've had their run-through of Chads you will be all theirs (twice a month-unless she is tired and/or has a headache)
Get the best girl that you can get. Fat or not.
But get A girl it's always better than being single.
You develop emotional social sexual skills so you will be more ready for when you meet your love of your life.
>>27885677
Ironically, fat girls have higher standards than most other girls.
>>27895619
I'm supposed to be getting an exercise bike soon from a friend of the family since the rainy seasons are starting. Haven't heard back from them in a while. I'm definitely gonna look into finding weights soon.
I've enjoyed this talk; the offer for skype still stands: [email protected]
fat or thin no one wants a 27yo neet.
I got wasted last night and tried to bang a fat chick. Literally could not get it up. I just ate her out and pretended to pass out.
>>27885677
Fat women are the women with the highest standards, they all think they're hot shit.
>>27895794
>>27896964
The ones who do are the skanks with confidence because they're used to the desperate guys on /soc/ giving them attention to get their rocks off. Regular fat chicks don't actually have boyfriends or even think about trying.
>>27892743
shut the fuck up you fucking liar
>>27893893
DELETE THIS
FUCK YOU
>>27885677
Black dudes take 90% of them.
The other 10% act like gross men.
>>27894146
that's just if they are freakshow morbid obese. i can make my fat gf go crazy with 5 inches it's all in the positioning
I don't find fat girls attractive. Why would I date someone who can't even make my dick hard?
Having a fat girlfriend would also be a huge embarrassment; I think there is more pride in being a virgin than fucking hamplanets.
Also, why should I who works out at the gym 5 times a week and has a perfect diet, settle for a fat fuck? That's not very fair now is it?
My xvideos preference is "petite teen", not "bbw." I tried watching BBW porn once, I almost puked.
Are fat girls "mom bod?"
fat chicks aren't interested in me, just like every other type of chicks.
that's why.
vomit vomit vomit vomiting vomit
I just want her thighs wrapped around my head
>>27893943
>not even knowing about skullfuck guy.
immediate turn-off
>>27894879
count your blessings senpai
fat girls can't reach their assholes through all their rancid fat rolls in order to wipe properly
they all smell like shit, trust me
