>tfw no perverted shut-in gf
>>27885631
h-hioriginal gfujhsdg
>>27885663
>h-hi
What did she mean by this?
I got catfished by a boy pretending to be one for years. I fantasize constantly even all these years later about what would've happened if she was real.
>>27885695
That's cool. How did you find out? How did he act?
>>27885631
I know this feel, and I want it to stop
Somebody make it stop
>>27885713
Wrote into a tv show that helps online couples meet. They chose us, interviewed us and some more. They actually told me the reason they didn't want to go to air was because I seem nice and the research team told me the truth.
>>27885631
You don't want one. They're moody, sketchy, and get butthurt easily.
I would have preferred a high-energy cheery GF who changed my life for the betterbefore I gave up on it.
>>27885752
>Wrote into a tv show that helps online couples meet. They chose us, interviewed us and some more. They actually told me the reason they didn't want to go to air was because I seem nice and the research team told me the truth.
That reminds me of those shows where you confront online dating people who catfished you.
>>27885752
>Wrote into a tv show that helps online couples meet. They chose us, interviewed us and some more.
What the fuck?
>>27885752
Holy shit are you fucking serious? Got any proof?
>>27885814
I have emails but at the bottom of each one it says not to share. Seeing the situation was uniquely mine I don't want to post them. Did anything I say seem odd? I can clarify
>>27885851
Did they in any way prove that it was a male? Did you talk to him about it afterwards, did he admit it?
>>27885900
They told me via email, I confronted him afterwards and he confessed. We've actually talked on the phone since.
>>27885932
thats the saddest shit ever, to be teased like that
this is me, ive been lonely for a while too and try to keep busy at work to pass time... id love a chat with people like minded and not crazy.
[email protected]
>>27886070
How are you perverted?
>>27886070
how can we trust you are what u say u are?
>>27886127
how can we trust you say what you say you say?
>>27886070
>shut-in
>work
What?
>>27885676
>she
keked
>>27885631
Mfw I have this
I love when she eats my ass
>>27886070
Do you have big breasts?
>>27886112
im horny all the time and fap until i sleep when i come home... very picky with partners and friends and it is important for me to be with someone i get along with, similar interests AND same high sex drive... im very open minded and i don't have a limit on how far i can go in terms of "domming" someone, and i also like being submissive... i enjoy vanilla sex a lot too as it's really hard for me to NOT orgasm.
>>27886357
I don't go out besides work... I pay rent, etc.
>>27886376
Does she let you lick her ass?
>>27886393
Ok so besides sex and work what are you into
>>27886393
>I'm a generic roastie with inflated standards but with slightly more sex drive.
Ok, so go to /soc/. why are you in this thread?
>>27886485
i like hiking, painting, reading, PC and NES gaming, i'm a great cook and used to work as a sushi chef... enjoy documentaries, movies and may do business or medicine for uni in the future... im working right now doing investing stuff and IT work as an assistant
>>27886556
You sound neat, where are you from?
>>27886534
i hope to get an email from someone that i can make a connection with, make a friend i can talk too and even just one would be amazing and id prefer only one... i don't like soc at all
>>27886596
id rather email individually now, i only lurk
>>27886678
Alright, I already emailed you earlier.
>>27886695
I emailed too and got nothing
>>27885631
I have one, but I hate her and she keeps killing cats in our apartment complex. So, I dunno, not really living the dream.
>>27886851
Why does she kill the cats? What does she say about it?
>>27887235
>Why does she kill the cats?
If I'm gonna be completely honest, I may have kinda caused it. I let it slip that Tylenol is poison to cats as a joke, since cats were rooting around in our garbage and she had to keep cleaning it up.
Next thing I know, dead cats all around the complex and my medicine cabinet is empty.
She hides it in catfood and leaves it around, it's fucked., I dunno why she still does it, the cats don't fuck around our place anymore.
>What does she say about it?
I haven't brought it up. I don't think she knows I know. She mentioned it in passing, I think she wanted me to guess what she had done and praise her or something, but I just left it alone.
>>27886462
For as long as I want
>>27887389
>and praise her or something
Hahah what the fuck, your gf is an autistic psychopath.
>>27887473
>your gf is an autistic psychopath.
Yeah. Pretty much why I hate her. She kinda freaks me out, but not all that much. I'm not bragging, but I've dated worse.
>>27885631
IT HURTS
original commenento
>tfw female shut in with no sex drive whatsoever
ahh yes
>>27887836
>no sex drive whatsoever
Absolutely worthless.
>>27887836
do you not masturbate or anything like that?
>>27887888
for you
>>27887903
maybe twice a year
can you guys not make threads that make me even more miserable?
thx
>>27887936
>for you
10/10 delicious baneposting
>be raised by single mother
>poor, but we make do, I try my best to help, always had some sort of job to bring in cash.
>mom meets a nice guy, she gets pregnant, I have a little brother
>shit hits the fan
>mom treats me like garbage, insults me, mocks me, etc
>goes on for years
>I lose my shit one day, ask her point blank why she hates me
>I look like my father, the guy who left, and I don't "fit" anymore.
>kicked out of house, had to live at shitty state teen home until I was 18
I have a thing for mother figures because of this bullshit. That is, until recently, went to meet up with a "mommy", started talking, having fun, and I saw her kid, looking right at me, and I had that fucked thought "What if what happened to me, happens to him?" Ran outta there, threw up all over her car and just went home.
Never meet your heroes and never fulfill your deepest desires, anons. It fucking ruins you.
Man, I know just how you feel
>tfw dreams will never come true
>>27887836
>>27887936
be my baneposting gf, i don't care about sex we can just cuddle and listen to music
>>27888088
>>I look like my father, the guy who left
That exact same thing happened to me, except I also had a step father who hated me for not being his own blood on top of my mother being cold and mean.
>>27888198
It's hell, isn't it? It's not even something you can change, like a personality flaw or something, it's how you grow up, sound and look.
My point is, don't go looking for things you really want, they just reveal disgusting truths.
>>27888314
The worst thing is that I had no idea what the fuck was going on until I was 14 and learned that my step father was not my actual father, and my grandma told me that I started to look a lot like my real father in grade school when all the bullshit started to happen. It took me 15 years to sort of get over that mindfuck and now my life is completely ruined forever because I had other issues to deal with when everyone else was learning how to have friends and finding love and companionship.
>>27888374
Motherfucking same. though I found out through a drunken, hate-filled monologue from her.
Currently trying to find my father so I can kick his fucking ass for ruining my fucking life. It's the only thing that drives me anymore.
