>April 15, 2016
>Gangnam Style was a normie meme 4 years ago
>Usain Bolt beat the -10s record 8 years ago
>Owl City's Fireflies was the shit 7 years ago
>You'll never go back to your teenage years
>went to university, got married, moved 4 times, changed position at work 5 times since 2009
>every month seems longer than the last
>spongebob was seventeen fucking years ago
>>27884909
>>You'll never go back to your teenage years
I'd rather go back to my preteen years
>ywn again come back home after a productive and fun school day and watch evening cartoons with your bro
>ywn again have fun summer vacation every school year
>tfw missed out on teenage love
>tfw it all went into dark abyss after you left high school
>it will never be 2009 and 2010 again
>>27884909
>7 years ago
>teenage years
No wonder why /r9k/ turned into shit with the kiddos swarm
>>27884909
>We are closer to 2030 than 2001
JUST
>>27884909
>none of that happened in my teenage years
Fuck I'm old
>>27885023
>Being 26 in 2016 is now considered "kiddo boy lel"
Whatever
> that awful transformers movie is almost 10 years old now
>>27884909
>the last time you had a friend was almost ten years ago
nooooo
make it stop
pls make it stop
>tfw don't give a fuck about these threads and muh nostalgy because life was shitty since childhood
remember the old youtube layout?
>>27885102
>tfw life was shit even before teenage years so don't have any reason to feel sad that its over
i feel sorry for the chads and stacies who peeked in high school.
>I LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE...
>THAT PLANET EAAAARTH TURRNS, SLOOOOOWLY!
>>27885102
now that's the spirit anon
>19
>have a girlfriend since I'm 14
>all my loser friends are starting to break down and becoming neets
>succesful at what I do
Whenever I feel sad I just come here. Seeing old people like 23 year olds being fucking virgins makes me so happy for some reason. I don't understand why the go on with life when the know they lost the only chance a person have to be truly happy (teenage love)
>the first Pokemon episode aired 18 years ago
>>27885164
>IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP
>CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEEEEEEMS
>(when i fall asleep)
DyE - Fantasy was 5 years ago.
>>27884909
i remember doing my conscription tests during the olympics.
THE CHINESE OLYMPICS. FUCK IM OLD AS FUCK
>>27885180
>I finished my high school when the first Pokemon episode aired
Hownowbrowncow.jpg
7 years ago? Shit I still listen to that song. I've listened to it twice today
>recess ended 16 years ago
>>27885177
>dating the same roastie since you were 14
You ruined your youth. Diversify your pussy, don't stick with the same broad for your whole life.
>>27885291
ouch
oijwiojoiwer
>>27885177
My pic is as originalo as my comment
>seven years since i got into anime knowing it was anime
>seven years since i downloaded lucky star and started myself on the downwards trajectory
>>27885291
Any i was there in my early 20s. Still feel the bumming out when it did.
>>27885222
WE
NEED
TO
GO
BACK
>this shit was released almost 9 years ago
>always considered myself a wrath baby
>9 fucking years still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck
>The PS2 came out in the year 2000
>2016 is to 2000, as 2000 was to 1984
>The PS2 is now the equivalent of what the NES was when the PS2 came out
>>27885346
>"DARLING DARLING DARLING PLEEAAAASEEEEEEE!"
>>27884909
>friend got xbox at release with halo
>used to go over to his house and play all the time
>that was 15 years ago.
>>27885473
i remember watching that show all the way through and going to bed thinking "holy shit... i can watch MORE of this tomorrow"
(i was 14)
>>27885412
lich was too late for me but this shit brings me back;
https://youtu.be/jgBfY6vEy3U
BRING 2005 BACK
I WANT VANILLA WOW
I WANT TO GO HOME
I'm still in my teenagebyears though.
How can I live them to the fullest extent?
I want to end my life. Also, I hate niggers.
>>27884909
Owl City fucking sucks
>>27885620
I can't do flips like that...
>ywn have the mobility and flexibility and energy that you once had as a kid
>>27884975
This
Actually I just want to live my whole life again, but do it right this time
>>27885008
>Missed out on teenage love
>implying that given a second chance you could do better
Kek
Honestly this time thing is making me want to kill myself
I'm only 18 but I feel like I was 12 just a moment ago
I wasted my whole teenage life, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>27885177
The moment you stop being at the valued for potential and enter the valued for current value stage... She'll drop you.
>>27885008
>ywn again come back home after a productive and fun school day and watch evening cartoons with your bro
all me bro watches is one piece and fairy tale and sports. all he plays is destiny for xbox1. he got married at age 24 to a fat tumblr gurl at age 22 while holding down a job.
here i am living in pre-2008 at age 26. reading message baords about the rainforest while watching 80s love-triangle scifi comedy anime. once in awhile, i will play snes games while being a neet.
>your life is exactly the same as it was 10 years
>>27885027
more like 1920 will be 100years ago in 2020.
1930 = 90years
1940 = 80y
1950 = 70y
1960 = 60y
1970 = 50y
1980 = 40y
1990 = 30y
2000 = 20y
2010 = 10y
>>27884909
>1997 was 30 years ago tomorrow in 7 days from yesterday last month, in 2 years in 3 weeks
>tfw
>>27885137
>tfw life was shit even before teenage years but still more enjoyable than now
fucking nostalgia makes me wanna kill myself sometimes
>9/11 was 15 years ago
I seriously remember that day like it was yesterday.
>You will never go back to the 80s/90s
>You will never be 12-19 during the 93-00 era ever again
>You will never go back to a pre-smartphones and pre-social networks era
>You will never go back to times when "reality TV", "feminism", "swag" and "Nicki Minaj" didn't exist
>>27884909
>owl city's fireflies
>7 years
Oh, man. That hit me hard.
>>27884909
FIREFLIES WAS SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO?!?!
>>27885198
Oh God, anon, I know the whole song
>>27887479
you would not believe your eyes
if ten million fireflies
lit up the world as you fell asleep
They'd fill up the open air
and leave teardrops everywhere
you'd think I'd move but I just stand and stare
I like to make myself believe
that planet earth turns
slowly
I'd like to think that I'd rather be awake when I'm asleep
Because everything is never as it seems
when I fall
asleep
>Not nearly as much energy as I once had
>Receding hairline
>Vidya are not fun at all and easy as fuck since 2008
>Coming back home after work and feeling tired, just wanna eat then sleep then wake up and go to work again
>Until I was like 25 I could work for 10 hours a day, enjoy it, go back home, do plenty of shit, go to bed at midnight, go to work the next day and not feel tired at all
JUST MAKE IT STOP
>remember middle school
>goths and scene kids used to be prevalent
>listening to linkin park and green day
>tfw used to hang out with them in the grass by the tree
>will never have school pizza or chocolate milk again
>will never look froward to the weekends again
>will never play Halo3,cod4,and gears of war with classmates again
>will never have a crush on a qt girl in class again
>will never feel the hope i did when I was in school
>thought I was going to be someone
>tfw became nothing
>tfw your parents will never be young again
>tfw my mom used to sing songs when she cooked
>she doesn't sing anymore and is getting old
>tfw the worst is yet to come
>tfw I can now understand how someone can commit suicide, before I thought it was a absurd way out
>26 years old
>seems too late to try
>seems too early to quit
>don't wake up the same
>stiff and tired
>I wasted too many years
When did it all went so wrong?
I think it all started when I went to elementary school. I was bullied since day one.
What about you robots?
>>27887845
Chocolate milk is easily obtainable.
>>27884909
Funny how you're not mentioning Titanic which was 104 years ago
>>27887853
>When did it all went so wrong?
During high school I lost most of my childhood friends, didn't talk to a girl (not even once), basically spent my free time listening to music, watching tv, playing vidya, masturbating and browsing the Internet. My life wasn't really good but I was still happy sometimes.
Somehow it all went to shit after this. I fell for the "It gets better" in uni meme, and I just don't really know how to express it but I feel like people around me changed and I don't even want to try at this point.
I mean, I'm in my mid twenties and people seem more fake than they were in fucking high school. Yep, that's it. High school days, full of immature people, drama out of nothing and shit. Well I'd rather go back to these days. Adults are seriously the worst kind of shitbags.
>>27884909
I was already in my 20's when these things happened.
When I was a teenager, emos were everywhere, myspace was still big, stacies watched The OC, and The Da Vinci Code was really big.
>>27884909
>Le Gangnam Style, fast nigger and goddamn Owl City are the most notable pop culture of somebody's childhood
The future is pretty gay
>>27889120
>HURR DURR le 90s were better, le Nickelodeon, le emo, ynw practice sk8 with homiz again, le cassette tapes
>>27889164
The stuff in this guy's post is okay
>>27887845
>halo 3, gears of war, linkin park
But Owl City is objectively a homo and Gangnam Style is pure reddit. 2008-09 must have been the dawn of the Cuck Age.
>>27888847
I was you, and everything went fine in college. Several parties, and everything. I think you're just autistic if you also fail college's social life.
>>27887191
>1994 was 49 years ago
>>27884909
>implying I was a teenager when this shit happened
>>27886576
OH hell yes, I'm stuck ruminating too.
The old "if only I can go back but know everything I know now" kick.
