>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your wife! You've already probably gotten me um...well...
>Oh goodness sweetie, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you. I love you lots and lots! ehehehe~
>>27880626
Seek help you mentally ill faggot.
This is autistic as hell but it makes me upset no one will ever love me
>>27880639
Hahahahahahaha best response ever /endthread now I am posting this on reddit
Just so everyone's aware, there is a free boyfriend behind this post. Simply reply, and if you are of the opposite gender, you've got yourself a great internet robot bf.
>>27880649
It makes me upset that lewd 2D QTs aren't real.
meanwhile irl sex talk
>yeah fuck shit uuugh oh fuck me yes fuck the the shit out of that pussy yesss mmmmh
>>27880762
>sex talk
I cant stand it, i prefer more subtle moans. We can talk after sex.
>>27880794>tfw I always say 'I love you' as much as I can between moans because I can't help myself
That's acceptable, right?
>>27880825
That's fine, i guess what really bothers me is how vulgar it can be.
Its like describing the moment, ruins it, you know?
>>27880794
I used to do this with my ex and she actually complained. I had to start saying stupid porn guy shit before she stopped complaining about me being too quiet.
>>27880888
I think you're just beta desu
>>27880762
>thinking porn is real life
>>27880888
This guy:
>>27880914
Is right. You're beta as fuck.
>>27880626
That's a boy. The doujin is really cute but completely gay.
>>27880936
It literally is though. If you've ever had sex, it is. It doesn't matter if it's porn or not, women are bitches and have to fake any pleasure they get. I'd literally be willing to bed that women who actually feel pleasure from men are few and far between.
I'm not just talking orgasms, but actual pleasure that SUPPOSEDLY occurs for a female during sex.
>>27880725
Lmao what a retarded faggot! Nigga got no responses fuuuuuck you dumbass you suck this is coming from a roastie herself
>>27881098
Sup Michael
Must be a popular man because that comment was not original
>>27880626
>tfw my asperger robot gf says that
>she also wants to bear my children
>gets excited and turned on when I describe her egg surrounded by my sperm
>loves the sweet talk about rubbing her baby bump
>mfw I might leave her anyway because I'm growing bored of her
Stay mad robocucks
>>27881010
Got sauce on that?
Fhjffhh
>>27880762
IRL sex talk for me is a bunch of panting and moaning and then maybe some whispers if we need communicate
It's pretty physical
How can 3d girls compete with this ?
>>27881579
maybe by simply being a physical thing you can actually touch, as well as something that can actually love you back.
>>27881686
*stab you in the back
>>27881181
No one is jealous of your pregnancy fetish
everyone on 4chan is fucked up, a baby is the last thing most young functioning males would want but you guys get off on zoom in shots of sperm entering the egg in doujins
I don't know if I can relate to you faggots any more, I guess I'm just a Normie
>>27881698
inevitably, yes, after a while. However, maybe you can at least still have fun w-
actually, thinking about that whole rape allegations with toby turner right now, you're right. I kind of lost my redpill for a second.
>>27880762
You've never had sex in your life.
>>27881686
>as well as something that can actually love you back.
>>27881754
bags of salted coins
pro tip
the girl in OP's pic has a penis
>>27882061
then it's not a girl you tumblrina
>>27881686
>as well as something that can actually love you back.
You fucking what
>>27882061
Then I shall formally request sauce.
Qt boys roleplaying impregnation get my boner harder than diamond for some reason even though I'm not gay. Not sure what's going on but I can't fight it.
>>27880639
Time to /thread: 80 seconds. Congratulations.
>>27882186
surprises, thread comes back
>>27881686
>something that can actually love you back.
>>27881010
Really? Is it about cumming inside and such or is OP just adding their own fetishes?
>>27880626
>tfw both me and bf are turned on my impregnation
>when he gets close to cumming I beg him to cum inside me and get me pregnant
>no womb or ovaries and all the sperm just dies in my rectum
Still hot though :3
>>27880762
>he doesn't like it when she tells you that she is your bitch
Beta af
>>27880626
>sweetie
am I fucking my mom all of a sudden?
>>27884771
what are you talking about i think it's cute
>>27880626
>a girl hasn't talked to me like that in 3 years
>>27884888
>a girl has never talked to me like that.
>>27880725
>>27881098
The offer is still open.
>>27885880
But i'm male also.
>>27881686
>>27881686
>>27881686
>as well as something that can actually love you back.
This is what normies actually believe.
>>27881686
love is an exclusively male concept
>>27883664
Similar with my trans gf.
Guess it's more common than one would expect.
>>27886720
>trans gf
its time to stop
>>27886720
>trans
>gf
Anon, it's not nice to play with the mentally ill. You can't indulge their delusions.
>>27886871
>>27886895
You don't know her and I'll tell you from experience that having someone that cares for you is infinitely better than being lonely.
>>27887121
>having someone that cares for you is infinitely better than being lonely.
Fair enough, but don't delude yourself, Anon.
"She" isn't a girl, it's a messed up guy. Which is fine. Being gay is okay. Guys are better than women anyway. But lying to yourself is just pathetic.
>>27880626
I actually have a really hard time cumming during sex. Most of the time I'll just jerk off onto my girlfriends ass or thighs.
>>27886677
Women can love, but they only would love the best the absolute superior male, the giga negro, 8 foot tall musclebound Congolese behemoth with a gargantuan cock.
>>27887287
Women dislike blacks.
>>27887287
I think they can't, anon. It think it's just lust. Hence it's longevity.
Source for OP is
[Mogiki Hayami] Yukinokun no Sukina Hito, part of collection by the author.
Again though, its yaoi.
>>27887390
>Again though, its yaoi.
you say that like its a bad thing
>>27887537
Some might bitch, Me though I love that artist so damn bad.
>>27881098
Looks like you won the prize bb.
>>27880626
Your waifu isn't real.
