What is the longest single sex session you have ever had?
I one time went two hours and forty-two minutes with an ex girlfriend. I came four times and she came a bunch of times. It was very exhausting going such a long time at once though. Having sex in shorter periods a few times in a day is a lot easier to do.
>>27880236
Four times? What the fuck? What's wrong with you? In 3 hours I'd be able to orgasm 100+ times.
>>27880236
where did you cum?
>>27880236
I once came handsfree, solely by the power of my own mind. It took me about 3 hours of intense concentration. It made me a stronger person.
>>27880274
You need to pace yourself you virgin. No guy can cum 100 times in a near 3 hour period.
>>27880287
>where did you cum?
She is on the pill but I still chose to cum on her body and quickly wipe it off with a towel each time. I didn't want cum drying all over my pubes while I'm trying to fuck.
we started around 22 and finished past 3am
it sounds a lot but it didnt feel like that
i really liked being inside her
>>27880236
3 hours, with maybe 3-4 5min breaks just so she could suck my cock and get me hard again.
Made her cum 4 times. I only came once at the end of it. Intense as fuck orgasm since I pretty much blue balled myself and having that sweet release was heaven.
>>27880409
>3 hours, with maybe 3-4 5min breaks just so she could suck my cock and get me hard again.
That counts as a single session basically.
Five minutes.
>>gk4hk
>>27880236
Wtf, when did R9k become normie central? Sex, GF, lasting in bed, what the hell people. Damn normies
Gf and I were supposed to go to this fundraiser and volunteer function that started around 10:00pm but got there too late and went back home instead
Parents were home though so we sat in the car from 11:00 to 4:00 fucking and cuddling. We ended up passing out after that, waking up at around seven and fucking again before leaving.
0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds 0 milliseconds 0 attoseconds
>>27880298
>You need to pace yourself you virgin. No guy can cum 100 times in a near 3 hour period.
Yes, I can.
>>27880677
Then post a video on pornhub or just stfu kid.
>>27880677
>>27880561
>>27880465
>>27880438
>>27880409
>>27880332
>>27880309
>>27880274
>>27880236
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALSHITS
JUST GE T OUT YOU ASSHOLES
>>>/soc/
The onyl correct answer on this board is "never had sex, wtf are you talking about normalfag?"
>>27880236
about 5 hours. mdma is an amazing drug.
>>27880488
it's always been normie central famalamadingdong
you've been surrounded by us normies since the day you got here, and we'll be here long after you're gone :)
>>27880742
u seem angry. lol u need to get laid and stop being such a loser virgin. just b urself and its ez.
>>27880488
>>27880742
Just because I have sex doesn't mean I'm not a robot. On the inside I'm just like you guys.
>>27880742
If you put as much effort into getting a girlfriend like you did your post maybe you wouldn't be such a bitter sexless virgin past the age of 20.
>>27880742
it was 3 years ago, probably exactly 3 years ago
id rather be a virgin desu, entering the hamsterwheel was a bad idea
>>27880846
Can't get hard on md. I find it hard on most drugs actually. Managed once on coke though and it was amazing.
>>27880236
Why is this thread here? If you have the look, social skills and money to get a gf - please go to another board.
These kind of posts do not belong here.
>>27880873
This
The whole neet virgin shit wasn't on r9k in the brginning, you're all just a fad
>>27880236
I masturbated for like two hour's with out ejaculating till the end, :-[ does that count anon?
>>27880943
True, but trying doesn always mean success
>try to get gf
>fail miserably
>stay a virgin
>but now get called desperate creep too
>>27880958
yea, i've heard from girls that most guys on molly can't get hard. they treated me like some kind of god when I could get rock hard while rolling with them. i really need to find out how to manufacture my own mdma tbqh
>>27881005
Because it went without saying. True wizards will know.
>>27880960
YOU don't belong here. This is a general interest board. Go to wizardchan for your hugbox, you dumbass.
>>27881096
Lets just derail his thread by talking about our KHV incel life.
Me:
>28
>khv
>never had a gf
>no friends since college 5 years ago
>got worthless degree
>near min wage part time job
>parents hate me. Want to kick me out, but they know I would get eaten alive on the streets.
>cant seem to summon any sort of motivation to do anything with my life even though everything is falling apart
>showed up to work after drinking 6 beers (I only wiegh 160 pounds but i guess my tolerance is good) and nobody said anything. If anything, I was friendlier and people were friendlier to me than usual.
>>27881138
YUP! THAT'S IT!, NORMIES HAVE OFFICIALLY INFILTRATED RK9. welp time to go bois, this place is now reddit/tumblr people with relationships problems, fuck it, why can't we have anything for ourselves, WHY DO YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AWAY FROM US!!
Single sex session? Probably hour and a half, mostly foreplay and 15 minutes of pounding.
Once fucked my ex 11 times in one night. To be 19 again.
>>27881213
seee>>27881196
lets turn this into a virgin thread
>>27881213
lol cry more loser
>>27881221
Okay here it goes
>be 18 about to graduate
>just a small, tight group of friends
>never had a female friend since elementary school
>needless to say, I'm a kv
At least I'm going to an elite uni.
Salty reminder that the actual average length of a sexual intercourse is about 10 minutes, so everyone here claiming hours of sex are full of shit.
>>27881213
>Why do people keep doing thing!?!? I GET VERY ANGRY AND TELL THEM TO STOP WHENEVER THEY DO THING!!!
You're an easily baited idiot.
>>27881138
>>27881347
is this what 4chan has become?
I think we need another few months of poo poo pee pee to make these normalfags crawl back to their normiebook and weddit/r/relationshipproblems
pic related
>>27880935
You cant be a non-virgin and a robot at the same time. This is fact.
>>27881450
You're missing the point of this board. You have other places you can be a tremendous faggot at. Stop trying to pretend like you belong.
>>27881196
>20
>khv
>no job
>no friends
>no degree
>sit in my room all day playing paradox games
>fap 3 times a day to obscure fetish porn
>dirty clothes all over the floor
>mould growing on the bed
>piss jugs lining my windowsill
>live on pizza and ramen and coke
>parents wont speak to me
>schoolmates dont talk to me any more
life is shit bros
>>27881492
if you're white or black you can't be a robot.
fact.
>>27881492
Even the greasiest smelliest robot can buy a prostitute hell even chris chan aint a virgin anymore
>>27881450
It's easy to tell when someone is a
reddit faggot, the way you write, even the word idiot, no one uses that type of insult here. GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>27881538
>20
thats young
>khv
your fault
>no job
good, work sucks
>no friends
overrated
>no degree
only fools fall for the 3 year jew
>sit in my room all day playing paradox games
life of a king 2bh
>fap 3 times a day to obscure fetish porn
youre not special faggot
>dirty clothes all over the floor
so?
>mould growing on the bed
so?
>piss jugs lining my windowsill
so?
>live on pizza and ramen and coke
diet of kings 2bh
>parents wont speak to me
why do you want them to speak to you
>schoolmates dont talk to me any more
fuck off normie
>>27881620
thanks for the (You), anon. At least I've got that going for me.
>>27881538
20? boo fucking hoo. try this.
>>27880236
Probably like 6 hours if you count BDSM stuff as sexI never came whilst having sex in my life
>>27880236
How did this bait work?
>>27881620
Low tier post. Even by this board's standards.
>>27881620
Holy shit you're bitter
Probably about 3 days. Nonstop. Yeah, she totally came. Obviously it helps that I'm an 8-foot-tall musclebound sex god with an 11" dick.
There are so many Keinbernds on /r9k/.
It's not funny anymore.
If you count straight sex, probably not that long like twenty minutes maybe. If you count being sexual though, I once spent about six hours in bed in a sort-of foursome.
>>27880296
>It made me a stronger person
Lmao
>>27881592
Escorts refuse to see black men
I'll be a virgin forever
>>27882159
Every single escort on the planet refuses black guys?
Definitely true.
>>27882177
Go look on your local backpage and report back to me
I've been looking for 2 years
>>27882243
Strange. Do you live in confederate country?
I once masturbated non stop from 8pm to 8am does that count?
>>27882386
Cucknadia
>>27882407
This is a robot
>>27880236
11 hours or so with some slutty Portuguese chick chick while I was travelling through Europe.
Obviously wasn't 11 hours of solid thrusting doesn't but I'd count it has 1 session. We didn't leave the bed except to piss and accept room service. Stopped occasionally to watch an episode of Doctor Who but by the end of 11 hours we hadn't even got through two whole episodes. We'd fuck until we both came then shift to oral until we were both too sensitive to keep going then back to wrestling, making-out and massages until one of us regained the energy to start fucking again. Got some kinky shit happening by the end too - she was covered in bruises, I was bleeding from her bites and scratches, she'd been tied down with my belt, both of us had been choking the other. Oh and I'd been cumming in her the whole time, she said she was on the pill or some shit. Spent the next few days of my trip together, fucking any time we got the chance. Even got to third base in some cathedral's confessional booth.
>>27880236
How the fuck does pepe have stubble? He's a god damn frog
>>27881701
np
>>27882034
no u
>>27882075
bitter? about what?
>>27882994
Please leave
>>27883029
Can someone explain this Russian chicken meme?
>>27882994
>Obviously wasn't 11 hours of solid thrusting doesn't but I'd count it has 1 session. We didn't leave the bed except to piss and accept room service. Stopped occasionally to watch an episode of Doctor Who but by the end of 11 hours we hadn't even got through two whole episodes. We'd fuck until we both came then shift to oral until we were both too sensitive to keep going then back to wrestling, making-out and massages until one of us regained the energy to start fucking again. Got some kinky shit happening by the end too - she was covered in bruises, I was bleeding from her bites and scratches, she'd been tied down with my belt, both of us had been choking the other. Oh and I'd been cumming in her the whole time, she said she was on the pill or some shit. Spent the next few days of my trip together, fucking any time we got the chance. Even got to third base in some cathedral's confessional booth.
>>portuguese?
what city?
>>27883170
Barbosa de Alberto
>>27883082
He's asking for the proofs
>>27882994
>this is what todays chad do
>watch some shitty series
faglord, women cant have a say in where the good men have gone
begone filth
>>27883195
I'm guessing it's an /int/ mem?
What's the story behind it tho?
>>27883190
>Barbosa de Alberto
lisbon? i am talking about major districts not some shitty city no one knows off. but i am pretty sure it is lisbon,porto,algarve or coimbra. most sluts are there
>>27881418
No shit, desu Sherlock
>>27883229
Pls return to r3ddit, friendo
>>27882004
Where do you think we are?
Pro tip, this is bait central
It seems that /r9k/ has officially fallen into 'Le Normie Reddit posters just b urself n git laid btter vergin' - scum
>>27883170
Milan, I wasn't the only one travelling.
Never been to Portugal itself but if the girls are anything like her I live there. Easily one of the best weeks of my life.
>>27883190 Don't know who you are or what >>27883208 you're trying to say but whatevs.
Something like ten hours if you count all the other sexual shit. Only a small part of that was penetration.
>>27880236
i usually pay for one hour, so maybe 20 minutes if i can get hard
if i cant she will suck my non erect penis for 20 min and i will masturbate to her moaning in my ear for another 20 minutes
>>27883738
>tfw death grip from fapping
>tfw cum 12x per day
>tfw no more libido for escorts
At least I saved money and can't get AIDS
