Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has given you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
>>27879785
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. I don't believe you. That obviously isn't true.
>>27879793
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. It's a fact.
>Not watching exclusively lesbian incest porn.
fucking degenerates desu.
>>27879785
>There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
Then why she leave me for another guy with a bigger dick?
Why did she blow him the first time they has sex and not me, even though we dated for 3 months?
>>27879785
>>There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
Yeah there is, I have phimosis.
>>27879785
so? who cares what the average is.
girls will never be happy with anything that isn't waaay above average
>>27879823
Get some steroid cream and stretch in the shower. Should be OK within a few months.
Porn dicks are always cut so mine is actually better by default
Get the FUCK out please
oryginalny komentarz
>>27879785
I have 7incher and i'm fat :-), my confidence rockets every time I look at myself in the mirror with a semi, shit is cash family.
>>27879822
Women are size queens but they know they can't be honest about it.
And Chad can fuck her whenever he wants to.
>>27879785
So you telling me that my 20x15cm cock is too big?
Give me a round with ya and you'll change your mind ;)
>Femanon here
fuck off
All I want out of life is a qt virgin azn gf
Is that really so much to ask for? Why does it have it have to be so complicated?
Is there any point in living if you're still a virgin at age 20?
>>27880099
if you are a virgin at 20 you will never have any decent relationships with women
she could marry you when gets tired of men she is actually attracted to though :^)
>>27879822
Because you believe that your normal dick isn't adequate and that made you seem insecure. If you hadn't spent your entire adolescence watching porn, you never would have developed a negative body image, you would have behaved confidently while in her presence and she never would have had cause to discover what was in his pants.
>>27880115
Well, thanks for the honesty at least
>>27880142
you can still dedicate your life to other things. video games, work or art. or whatever you like.
but the girl train has left the station
>>27880192
At this point, nothing like that does it for me anymore.
>>27880099
No.
You'll be 27 like me in no time.
>>27880238
oh god im turning 27 in 3 months
where did the time go? it feels like yesterday i was playing call of duty 4 with my friend...
>>27880244
No idea. Seems the older you grow the faster time flows and with it your life.
I'll be ending with a rope since the gobment has draconic control on everything else. Otherwise I'll be typing some shit like this at 37.
>>27880276
its just so weird to me. i feel like the last 7 years have just passed by and i didnt even notice it
never going outside will do that to you i guess.
>>27880276
>rope
Why such a slow method? I've been trying to buy a shotgun for the last year (I'm so incompetent that I can't even drive). I don't want to feel myself die, that sounds terrible.
>>27880304
>>27880244
I know this feel. It's like I was just playing monster hunter yesterday, when that was 6 years ago when I was 20.
>>27880305
Guns are impossible to get. Won't work unless going illegal but then I don't even know how.
As for hanging I'll try to be as elaborate and go for full drop even at the risk of decapitation. Getting sturdy rope will be the hardest. The other easily accessible methods are liver damage from paracetamol, or slit wrists.
I'm not even consider messy shit like trains, or high jumps even though they'll be even easier. I haven't lived around people and certainly don't want my most socializing point in life to be being scooped out of rails or concrete.
>>27879796
>tfw 96.5% of men have a (much) larger penis than me according to that chart
Fuck your "negative body image" bullshit, I actually have no chance. The only reason not to kill myself instead of living my entire life alone and humiliated is laziness.
>>27880330
We will be 30 soon enough. This is real pathetic.
>>27879785
Maleanon here.
Women watch porn as much as men, and have grown up believing that what a "real" man has is always above average. They do not realize this and become insecure when told that average is below their expectation, and that they aren't as attractive as any given popular porn star.
There is nothing wrong with most dicks, ladies.
>>27880330
>replay that old game you wasted late teens and early to mid 20's on
>no joy
>no joy
No joy whatsoever.
>>27879785
>tfw 8 inch penis
feels good man
>>27880415
Average is never attractive.
The things that are above average are attractive. So a normal dick is pathetic according to women.
>>27880392
its a bone pressed measurement. Even if you have a microdick you'll at least get 5.5 inches using that method.
>>27880392
Well, you obviously are a very rare exception. Op clearly wasn't talking to you.
With a dick that small, you might as well become a trap. It's the only way you're ever going to have a relationship.
Femanon here
ITT: Idiots who don't realize that average is 3 inches too small.
>>27880477
Pretty much. Anything below huge is pathetic.
Fucking dicklets.
>>27880468
Suicide sounds like a much better option than degenerate humiliation tbqh. I just have to do my best and muster the courage to finally end it.
>>27879785
I want to fuck her.
Also 7.25 inch long here
6.5 inch in girth
>>27880477
Good thing dick size won't matter on the day of retribution
You fucking roastie.
>>27880517
You do realize that having pressure applied to your prostate feels really really fucking good, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE
>>27880142
Would it be weird if I masturbated to that picture you've got there, anon?
>>27880477
Average isn't 3 inches. It says so in Op's chart whore.
>>27880581
A little bit, but at least you're not a fucking normie.
I say fap away.
>>27880591
what that post is saying is that the average size (5.5) is 3 inches too small.
so anything below 8.5 is shit
>>27879785
For a second I actually imagined a girl with real empathy like men have wrote this and was happy.
Just for a second though.
>>27879785
>Daily Remainder that my dick is 93.4 larger than most men
MAKES ME FEEL'S SOOO GOOOOD
thank's op.
>>27880580
But anon, if no one will ever actually love you, it's all empty nonsense. Pleasures of the flesh are fleeting and unfulfilling.
If there's not a single person in existence who will genuinely love and care for you, there's not a single reason to continue participating in existence. Life is nothing, people are nothing, it's all nothing.
>"There is nothing wrong with your penis anon."
>then procedes to go out and fuck only Chads and Tyrones with that cock size, while making fun of every guy with a cock size less than 7 inches
>>27880623
so your dick is over 11 feet long and weighs 300 pounds?
>>27880609
The chart says that average is 5.75 inches. 3 + 5.75 inches is 8.75.
What that post is saying is that anything below that is too small, which is ridiculous. The female vagina is only 4 inches deep.
>>27880627
>But anon, if no one will ever actually love you, it's all empty nonsense. Pleasures of the flesh are fleeting and unfulfilling.
This. Might as well have some fun taking normies out though.
>>27880636
not for chad or tyrone. the vagina stretches when a woman is turned on.
>>27880627
You have to love yourself first. Why should anyone love you if you don't even love yourself?
Depression is rage turned inward. Depression isn't a sadness disorder. It is an anger disorder. People who are depressed are really really fucking mad at themselves.
They also tend to be extremely narcissistic and the source of most of their anger is a refusal to accept that they are human, aren't perfect and, like most people, make mistakes from time to time.
In other words, get the fuck over yourself. Stop vainly berating yourself in the mirror for not being perfect, moron.
I have a dick that's about average sized by normal porn standards. (ie not horsecock porn)
I still don't feel any better about myself.
>>27880672
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE11111111111111!
dIE You fucKING NORAML PERSONS
>>27879785
What about only having one testicle, a massive fucking scar and an average size penis at 6'3, being poor and introverted
>>27880672
>normiefag advice
You were better off just saying "b uRself XD" and save us from the lines from self-help books.
>>27880594
Grate, I'll get to it
>>27880672
>le depression is rage meme
I'm not depressed, I'm realistic. With the way I was born, and the feminist world I was born in, there was never going to be a good future for me. I don't see how recognising my severe, inherent, limitations is somehow narcissism, maybe you're just projecting, I don't know.
It's not that I'm not perfect, I'm so flawed that no woman would ever find it in their hearts to love me. One of those flaws (dick size) is both critical and unchangeable and will forever ensure I'll never be successful at getting a gf. Sorry that my unlucky genes offend you I guess. After I die I'll be sure to try reincarnating in a better body just so I don't upset you, anon.
>>27880777
>unlucky
>gets 777
>>27879823
So get it fixed. Why the fuck is it even a problem in 21century ?
>>27879796
Wait, "bone-pressed"
Does that mean I'm supposed to press the ruler up against my pelvic bone when I measure my dick? I've always rested it gently because I thought pressing against the fat was "cheating."
Holy shit, my dick is fucking huge.
>>27879785
If you feel that strongly about it Mystery why did you make porn of yourself? Because Chad commanded it?
>>27880672
you have literally no idea what you're talking about lol.
>>27880811
>Does that mean I'm supposed to press the ruler up against my pelvic bone when I measure my dick?
No.
>>27879785
Whatever. I'm still small, and you women are still gonna be disappointed with my penis. I'm 4.5 x 4.7, and you're all gonna reject me. You girls are superior to me, and i overvalue you because of it. I'm scared of you, i talk to you like i'm going downhill biking with glasses in my backpack. In the end, most of you would say "it doesn't matter honey" but then suddenly the relationship lasts only for two months. And when you think we don't know the real reason, we do. Penis size. Women are the best liar in the world.
>>27880099
Lost it to a virgin qt 3.14 when I was 23. There's hope for you anon. Virgin asians are even easier to find than white virgins.
Maleanon here
ask me anything :)
>>27879823
>>27879823
Unlike size, phimosis is fixable. Don't complain about fixable things.
>>27880777
>there was never going to be a good future for me.
Welp. At least now you don't have to try. Effort is hard.
>>27880633
It's 7 inches long and Im fat/overweight, it look's huge in semi hard mode, a beautiful dong, a thing to be admired.
>>27880901
Am I invited to your sweet 16 party?
>>27880672
This is pretty fucking accurate.
I am narcissistic and I hate myself for not being Chad. My whole childhood I was taught that I was special and that I was destined for greatness, only to discover that it was all a lie and that I'm condemned to live out my life as an average, mediocre man.
It just isn't fair. Why can't I have an 8 inch cock? Why can't I be over 6 feet tall?
Why?
It isn't fair!
>>27880901
Have you ever played with your prostate?
>>27880907
>Effort is hard.
Mmm, I'm sure if I just wish really, reaaaaallly hard, my dick will magically become a normal size and I can have a shot at a fulfilling romantic and sex life like almost everyone else on the planet.
Or maybe I should just work out at the gym, getting /fit/ will surely magically make my dick size less relevant and voila, all the barriers to living a normie life will be gone.
>>27881016
Or you could start a porn company and hire a bunch of 18 year olds to fuck you on the daily without a condom having presented you with a clean bill of health from a doctor.
>real average dick size is actually 7 inches non bone pressed
>you need 7 at minimum
>women already gravitate towards the top tier of men
Just fucking kill me
>>27881016
Being at 8%bf can make wonders when it comes to dick size.
>>27881078
it's a wet hole that takes all ur money and ur possessions in the end. Just get a fleshlight and stop stressing.
>>27881016
No. you're right.
If you have a micro-penis you should just go ahead and put yourself out of your misery. I'm surprised the stated doesn't do that automatically at birth.
>>27881142
oh don't worry, the feminazi cunts are sure to head there soon enough.
>>27879995
how the fuck is that original
>>27881267
who the fuck is asking for original? we're in the land of memes u tards
>>27881078
And why do you gravitate towards the bad women ?
>>27881142
Babies have similar dick size. But some of them don't grow up very well.
>>27880334
>As for hanging I'll try to be as elaborate and go for full drop
This is really not a good idea. It's incredibly difficult to do correctly and odds are you will do yourself a horrible injury and/or give yourself a long, excruciating death.
Suspension hanging (where you simply use a ligament to cut off circulation to your brain) is for more straightforward and relatively fast and painless when done correctly. Even children have managed to kill themselves accidentally this way.
That would have a bigger impact with a timestamp to prove that you are really a woman.
but i agree. i'm a man tho
>>27880901
My nose is like that too when I smile it's so disgusting
>>27880115
Oh please I lost my virginity at 20 in January, I've fucked 5 stacy's since
>>27879785
Jokes on you, I only watch amateur porn
>>27879822
How do you know he had a bigger dick?
>>27880142
Is this the slope to guro? Seems fapable somewhat.
>>27880142
I'm also curious about sauce. This is a Russian-roulette game using anime girls? Or the design for one?Also I'm pretty sure the second girl is now a vegetable, not dead
Maleanon here^^ xD
I'm just here to clarify that I couldn't care less about your bullshit and I don't feel insecure about my cock, I'm just trying to cum
>Growing up watching porn every day has given you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure.
no it hasn't
what are ya talkin about
>>27879785
>I saved ops pic on my PC four years ago
Spooky, but I agree. I may only be 5.25x5.25 but I know it'll please some short qt out there.
>>27881459
he looks fine, im sure you look fine too its just in your head because youre not used to seeing that image of yourself
What does a normal penis look like? I always felt self concious that my penis doesnt have tentacles.
>>27879785
Is this big enough? I'm not willing to get laid or whatever, but if a chick forces me to fuck...
>>27879822
Women are all size queens and like having a bf with a big dick so they can brag about it to their friends
you think dick size is the reason we're not getting laid?
>>27879785
fucking lmao 5 star thread
>>27881289
There is no such thing as good women m8
>>27879822
hey wait I remember you yea you're the 3 month guy I thought you said you were going to leave your gf but I guess that was lie
>>27879796
I still think it's funny that according to the chart, NOBODY EVER has a 7" girth.
I'm wider than my first (and only) sexual experience's wrist.
>TFW you scare off potential mates because you don't have sex, you basically tear a new hole.
I don't get why you guys complain about being average.
>>27879785
>93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length
>tfw longer dong than 93.4% of men
dicklets btfo
>femanon here
kill urself senpai desu
BAIT THREAD FUCK OFF
>>27879785
I have a horse cock though. I'm bigger than half the guys I see in porn. The girl I lost my virginity to described my penis as "something a serial killer would torture his victims with".
I haven't had sex since.
>>27882922
I've only got width. It's suffering. 5.8:7
How do you convince a girl to touch your supermarket ham penis? Nobody wants to touch my ham penis.
>>27882961
I'm 9 long and 7 around.
Pretty much impossible to fuck a girl without tearing her open and punching her in the cervix at the same time.
Girl I lost my virginity to seemed to enjoy it at the time but was in a lot of pain for like a week after.
>>27882922
Post some proof mr limpdick
>>27882998
I'd gladly trade for 7:5.8 dick.
>Have great size
>It's in the wrong order.
I just want a nice human looking dick.
>>27881156
micropenis detected lmaos
>>27882769
you're not getting laid, because you're ugly, boring and gay
>>27879823
no medical insurance
I have 660 GB of porn.
Uncatalogued.
Everything is in downloads.
It's fucking chaos.
My 1 terabyte hdd is almost full now.
>>27879796
>erect length 50%, girth 70%
Good enough for me
>>27880819
Is there a video? Or just one picture?
>>27879785
>roastie mad that porn devalues her pussy
>upset when women become so miserable that men would rather fap than pay the vaginal jew for companionship
Sex bots when lads?
