Why is coffee so comfy?
I fucking
HATE
COFFEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27878825
Good for you autismo
>>27878821
Why aren't you licking my anus
coffee is for boring people
It's hot, and it's better than tea
>>27878825
I knew you were a terrible person but really please stop being a terrible person ok?
>>27878838
You're not my boyfriend that's why.
>>27878841
I understand that it's a mainstream beverage widely available in its most plebeian variations but a freshly ground moka or arabica is always nice especially if you use a french press.
There's something incredibly comfy about it.
So /r9k/.
Greer or cofeef?
>>27878886
>Has a boyfriend
Then get lost, roastie slut
>>27878892
What have you done. Cowfee.
>>27878898
Wrong and wrong.
>>27878898
Implying they aren't gay.
WHO /TEALOVER/ HERE?
i cant stand coffee anon sorry
its too bitter
also when i drink it i cant sleep the whole day and i get diarrhea
>>27878939
I enjoy tea as well. Its warm, some have nice aroma and relaxes.
>>27878886
*shits on u*
talk shit again to me and youre dead
>>27878892
G R E E R
R
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R
>>27879021
Please stop being evil.
>>27878821
half coffee half hot chocolate is the best way to drink it.
>>27879043
i cannot
i would not
i have lost all other aspects of my personality other than pure evil
all is left is hatred
a soul pledged to the darkness
now i've lost it, i know i can kill
>>27879101
so cute, be my bf now
>>27879101
I enjoyed that anime, some would say its edgy but its under-rated.
The premise was cool.
>>27878825
It helps kill your appetite, drink up fatty.
>>27878886
>plebeian variations
>muh french press
Wew lad.
>>27878825
>mfw this coffee hating fatso thinks I love him
>tfw another anon gave pozzed me from /r9k/ before I hooked up with bandage just to give him AIDS at my real lovers behest
>>27879101
DOES TRUTH LIE BEYOND THE GATE?
I don't really find it comfy, and I don't drink it often.
The only time I have it is when I put 5 tablespoons of kenco coffe into my huge mug, drink it all, and twitch for a while at my pc
>>27879101
THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE
Coffee is shit. Tea is the true patrician's drink.
>>27879111
I already have a bf
>>27879113
It's been a while, maybe it's worth rewatching.........
but not this shit in pic related FUCK THAT STUPID SHIT
I remember being so mad and hating the whole thing
>>27879137
>not just drinking a ton of water to fill your stomach instead
idiot...............................
>>27879176
no
>>27879198
>Tea is the true weebfuck's drink for roleplaying
FTFY
>>27879199
Yeah I don't know how you go from Chinese Electric Batman to Chinese Alcoholic Stepdad (of a Magical Girl who enables pedophilia)
It was so bad.
Another day another dollar right famalams?
>>27879230
>tea
>second most consumed drink in the world
>originated in China
>weebfuck
Okay.
>>27878821
It makes me even more anxious and my tremor worse
fuck caffeine
>>27879155
What's wrong laddie, to savvy for you?
>>27879190
That's too much. Put 2 in a regular mug.
>>27879198
Tea is nice too but it's different. Iike tea in some contexts but it won't give you the strength in the context of work or raw pleasure when relaxing during your free time.
>>27879255
I'll buy you a $4000 gaymer rig if you suck my virgin dick and swallow fampai.
>>27879294
Ah yes that's a possibility. Definitely drink decaf or a light green tea instead?
>>27878821
I like coffee but it always gives me severe shits.
But after the shit I feel so damn good.
>tfw makes me sweaty and hot
>makes me poop
terrible
Every day I look forward to the hour and a half between classes when I can grab a coffee and donut and sit in a campus coffee shop making ambient tracks on FL studio
>>27880169
>>27880175
the shit is half the fun
you just need to know your body and plan ahead so you have a secure toilet when the time comes
Never had coffee. The only hot beverage I drink is tea. Maybe if I start drinking coffee, I'll finally become an adult.
>>27878821
It's a moderately strong Stimulant that doesn't make you paranoid.
>>27878892
all of it drink it like you would drink cum u fucking whore
>>27880688
oooh I like ambient, any tracks to share?
>>27880800
Nothing right now, by the summer I hope to have an album on bandcamp or soundcloud
After that yung lean thread earlier I'm considering fucking all my tracks up with trap drums and jumping the sadboy bandwagon
>>27880701
Tea is much more mature than a meme like coffee.
Chads and Stacys say shit like "Do NOT talk to me until I've had my coffee! LMAO" and then continue to act like aggressive and energetic assholes once they had their caffeine.
Tea, on the other hand, is calming, relaxing, and a drink that helps to focus and inspire. It is the drink for adults who realize coffee is pointless and childish.
>>27880923
To be fair, Americans ruin everything.
Just you wait until Tea gets popular.
>>27880923
Tea is as much a meme drink as coffee, especially green tea. Drunk by pseudo-hipster normies trying to seem worldly and cultured. Bonus points if Stacy says she started drinking tea after spending a week in London or SEA
I've been so caffeinated for so many years that it doesn't even have a positive effect on me anymore. Now I just drink it to get past the morning withdrawal symptoms, I think the best way to describe it is that until I've had my coffee, I feel like a PC gamer being forced to use a console controller.
>>27878825
But u love burger King don't ya big guy?
>>27880688
>fun
Don't need coffee to survive or feel good. It does nothing but make me shit and makes me feel sweaty and hot. Doesn't even give me any energy.
Tea all the way, lemon verbena my niggas.
>>27880957
pssh......
...
no...
...
>>27880923
>>27880932
>>27880944
What is up with the tea and coffee rivalry?
t. Water Consumer
>>27880988
>I'm better than you because I refuse to combine my water with beans or herbs
t. cuck
>>27878821
Coffee always
I like it strong and with little sugar, just like my life.
>>27880988
They're competing who can tip their fedoras the hardest
T: alcohol drinker
>>27881050
I am sorry about it cuck.
>>27881105
Yeah I don't comprehend it, it is a bunch of dick waving over nothing.
>>27881105
It's pretty stupid, I agree.
I drink both, coffee in the morning when I need a kick, and tea later when I want something warm and more interesting than water, but not alcoholic and won't keep me up all night. (Not that I don't drink plenty of booze too.)
Also Iced Tea is the best drink at fast food places, and the only one that won't make you a fatass or fill you with artificial bullshit chemicals.
>>27881084
Is that you in the picture? You're cute.
