*yawn* Oh hello wagie, I didn't see you there.
Better hurry up and get yourself to work before Mr Shekelstein fires you!
HURRY THE FUCK UP WAGIE!!!
Ggoood thread!!
wait if shekelstein fires me wont that just put me in the same position as you?
>>27878313
behold the face of a wageslave
not even once.
>>27878313
Actually, me and all of the wagies decided you were right.
It's time for everyone to give up the wage life and all become neets.
>>27878737
What was that, wagie? Hurry up, my burger's getting cold!
>>27878814
n-no.. you wagies can't do that.. there's only so many neet bux..
>>27878814
Hahaha good luck. The gov will see you worked fine at your wagecuck job and will decline your ass.
>>27878313
Thisis exactly what wagecucks must do.
>>27878824
>Hey, I just got laid off
Mom said I could stay in your room
>>27878831
Nah, there should be more than enough, right neet?
Besides, I already have HUGE savings. Most of us don't even need neet bucks.
Hey, this is what you wanted right? This is why you posted all these threads?
>>27878313
why do these threads exist? is this the same OP every time? if so, why hasn't OP killed self yet? am confuse
I got sent home for being ill.
What should I do today NEETbro?
>>27878313
Don't you have an ounce of shame, men are supposed to go work outside.Such degenerate lifestyle you can't keep for long.
>>27878973
They exist to redpill the wagecuck on the error of his ways. The better question is, how can you endure an existence of slavery?
>>27879000
i'm not a slave. i have sexy lady boss who likes me and i get paid to do basically nothing. most of the time i am at work i am just shitposting on 4chins. and this sustains my independent life, paid for me to move 2000 miles away from family, pays bills, buys me stupid things i don't need and i basically do whatever i want.
>>27879034
Whatever helps you get through the day, wagey.
>>27878998
Shut it wagie, those burgers won't flip themselves!
>>27879052
i don't need help getting through the day, it's easy when i am capable of sustaining a decent life without neetbux or good boy points. pretty fulfilling to be quiet honest family, you should try it.
>>27878313
Jokes on you, I work with shitload of chicks, something like 95% of employees here.
I go to the gym first thing in the morning, I bike to work, I have physical activity for entire 8 hours of work etc.
Before you even can force yourself out of bed, I'm already miles ahead of you and your fatass.
Face it wageslaves, NEETs are aristocratic noblemen, while you are just pitiable peasants, slaving for a boss for cuck pay.
If I want money I can just go to the Tithes Dispensary and get my monthy tribute. I do not toil in the fields like a serf, I take what is mine by right.
Wageslaves, on the other hand, labour endlessly just to make end's meet, and never stand a chance of escaping their proletariat class.
Hey neetcuck! What's up? Another day, another kg they said, isn't it?
Anyways, how's that novel coming? I really want to take a look at it! Me? Oh, don't mind about me, my plan for today is the same as usual: I'm going to your cute neighbors' home you had a crush on since you were a child and I'll fuck her silly. If you're lucky you might even hear her moaning, so be sure to stay tuned on and you might get a quick fap!
>>27879088
If you're late again Mr Shekelstein will fire you. Better hurry up!
>>27879088
While you're running errands for Mr. Shekelstiens and being his slaveboy, i'm relaxing at home reading philosophy, watching anime or toning my /fit/ body. The contemporary wageslave has no hope to achieve close to the levels of self-mastery I am capable of because after a long day of toiling away for slave coupons, the wageslave is too tired to accomplish anything of value. He simply gets home and collapses in exhaustion.
>>27879147
But anon, nobles aren't poor.
>>27878998
>Don't you have an ounce of shame
Don't you? Working for some fat jew all your life? where is your self-respect? Are you not a free man?
>>27879165
But most of them do have some sort of birth defect, so...
>>27879165
you can be poor physically and mentally.
>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3, admire face in reflection of said overpriced coffeedevice.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athenee,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse /r9k/, /lit/ and read
Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.
there is no worse existence than that of the wagecuck
>>27879097
Sure wagie, anything that'll justify getting fucked in the ass by Mr Shekelstein.
>>27879188
Just like a neetcuck then?
FELLOW WAGEKEKS OF THE WORLD
It is time to throw off the shackles of slavery! quit your job, stop spending your lifes work to enrich the elite class and NEETs
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR WAGES!
we may be weak
we may be cucks
but we are MANY
alone one cuck may be weak
but when many cucks come together then we can overwhelm the strong
THE WEAK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
THE WEAK WILL ENSLAVE THE STRONG
cucks will rule!
WE DO NOT WANT A KING
WE WANT A KEK WITH A SERVANT'S HEART
WAGIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
>>27879212
You can't do that wagie, Mr Shekelstein is wanting a brand new private jet!
>>27879207
Why should you be so buttblasted you swapped the neetcuck and the wagemasters part? Legit question here, I don't know why you cuckolds are so mad by partaking in a lifestyle you actively chose.
Here's the original, hope you get truly redpilled.
>>27879154
Mr. Shekelstein is, in reality, a timid asian man. he's a creepy date-rapist too and everybody knows it so he isn't going to fire me because otherwise the FRIENDS that i've made at WORK (hint hint neets) will call him out.
>>27879162
this is an exaggerated and platitudinous argument. for to the benefit of all human life, please kill yourself.
>>27879208
Is that what you mumble to yourself after fapping for whole day and getting even fatter while I get better?
Whatever helps you sleep well neetboy. Don't forget to dodge your parents tho, they may ask you those difficult questions like " when you will grow up" .
>>27879244
wage ragie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>27879274
>u mad! xD
I truly feel sorry for your loss. Hope everything gets better for you. Remember you can do it any time you want, it just takes the willpower to say "no".
>>27879244
Shut it wagie, wouldn't want Shekelstein to know you've been on 4Chan instead of working!
>>27879271
Resorting to cliched namecalling has no effect on the contemporary NEET. We are economic auto-didacts, self-taught philosophers and gifted visionaries. While others waste their life labouring under the orders of those who see only material cost in life, we pursue leisure above all else, knowing as we do that leisure and time to oneself is the basis of genius. Despite many people feeling comptempt for the culture and society they help maintain through their work, and despite understanding now that we have only a single life on earth and that any meaning we attribute to it as the result of self-willed or socially-inculcated ideologies, they continue to wake early and trudge to their jobs for one single reason: Guilt. Throughout time religions have taken advantage of Man's guilt, a guilt experienced for no logical reason except that he unlike other animals is a self-aware being whose abstract thoughts conflict with the apparently practical, rational reality he finds himself a part of. We post-guilt NEETs will not bow to internal or external pressures encouraging us to sacrifice our contentment and sensitive dispositions for the sake of attaining money, or roasties. We alone stand proudly, detached from but keenly observant of the envious slave masses who yell at us for not being as unhappy as they are. We alone, defend our right to live a dignified life against those wishing to deprive of us of it. Yes you can mock, you can criticize, you can echo the demands your masters make upon you. But who is likely to regret their lives more? The noble and dignified NEETs who spend their truly precious time reading, pondering, philosophizing and engaging in critical, urgent debate online? Or the miserable, resentful masses, their eyes bloated and sagged by excess folds of skin, their hair falling out and their gums bleeding from stress, their bowels destroyed by a sedentary lifestyle spent at their desks clicking endlessly while their boss breaths down their necks?
>>27879299
Everytime one of these pops up the name of Shekelstein gets brought up. Who told you about this "Shekelstein" boogeyman?
Oh wait don't tell me you're actively choosing being poor and miserable just because a neetcuck shill told you it would be cool and that you would be respected.
>>27879351
Shush
Mr. Goldstein has his eyes on a new Ferrari and he'll get upset if you don't work hard so that he can afford it
>>27879349
I see at least some of the basic artistic skills you claim to have are real, since you took the time to draw a reverse version of this for some validation in a piongyangese card trading board.
>>27879368
>>27879368
>I am poor and envious and I need my validation echo chamber!
Don't be afraid you cuckie, you to can be happy and get out of poverty if you want to. Those names you're senselessly spouting are nothing more than boogiemen created by other neetcucks who don't have enough force of will to start living instead of just surviving, and so, they decide to shill his poor lifestyle for validation. Live life or be poor, the decision is yours my friend.
>>27879351
>>27879351
I'll be at the piano lounge, providing enjoyment for countless people and enriching my soul while your boss has you working overtime yet again but hey you might make it home in time to catch the late SportsCenter before you collapse from exhaustion only to be abruptly awoken by an alarm letting you know to it's time to do it all over again
>entry level position
>minimum 2 years of experience required
It's Mr Shekelstein that wants me to remain a NEET
>>27879349
>Typing all this shit.
>Being this buttblasted that I'm better than you.
Noble neetcucks loooool don't make me laugh you poor fool.
I have nothing to regret nigguh, I'm not the one wasting his life in home
>>27879351
Awww, wagie had a ragie!
Don't worry, I've found you a song made just for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK0njkATf84
Now you'd better get back to work, wouldn't want Mr Shekelstein to give you a pay cut now, would you?
>>27879399
You do know this board is NSFW, right? Do you want Mr Shekelstein to have you work overtime tonight?
>>27879150
kek bestpost
>>27879403
Back to work little wagie, Mr Shekelstein wants a brand new yacht!
>>27879399
While you're slaving away to line the pockets of already rich men I'll be giving your girlfriend pleasure she never thought possible, since your penis stopped functioning long ago due to lack of sleep and a diet of fast food and TV dinners
>>27879402
>It's Mr Shekelstein that wants me to remain a NEET
Gee, I wonder why, heh heh
>>27879401
You can't play the piano because you're too poor to afford one and you have no willpower to learn how to. Prove me wrong.
>>27879407
Owww look at him! He even "made a song" for validation and in order to fit in! I'm sorry neetie, don't cry, I didn't want to make you sad or mad! I was just genuinely curious about your arguments! Does curiosity make you mad? I thought you were an "enlightened" man and you appreciated such things!
Anyways, do you need some more noodles? I know you have to eat a lot because of your "big bones" and I also know you're in a difficult financial situation right now, so I might have some spare change for you if your "neetbux" (which are nothing than alms provided by us, the upper class) have run out. Have a good day!
>>27879402
>entry level position looking for the right candidate to train for the job
>job will entail data entry and some minor bookkeeping
>bachelor's degree required, master's preferred
>must have minimum 5 years experience and at least 3 letters of reccomendation from former employers
I feel like this wasn't a thing not too long ago
>>27879191
>contemplate life
>contemplate life
>contemplate life
>contemplate life
>contemplate life
Have you come to any useful conclusions, or do you use that as a euphemism for staring uselessly forward/basking in your own self-righteousness?
>>27879439
Women like to side with handsome, rich, successful men while ditching ugly, autistic, poor, or dicklet ones, therefore you're not eligible for it. Didn't you learn about Elliot?
>>27879175
I'm self employed, try harder.
>>27879207
This always makes me kek.
Tell me about three NEETs who are worth literally anything.
>>27879457
I'm NEET by choice thanks to my multi millionaire parents. I don't have to suckle the government teet but even if I did I would invest my NEETbux just as many here do
Now back to work, the NEETs need their money and so does your boss. He's got his eye on a new beach house
>>27879191
how much fucking money do you get from being a NEET these days?
Because I'm fairly certain it's just barely enough to survive and MAYBE a little more.
>>27879475
Stop being so harsh anon. They already have it hard: they're poor, they're social rejects, and they aren't good at anything. If you want to help them get out of their misery please do so using kind words and encouraging them. They're like children after all.
>>27879457
*sigh* Where's my burger, wagie? Shekelstein is sure to fire you now! Back to work or I'll tell Shekelstein you've been pissing in the deep fat fryer again.
>>27879493
Please, wake up. You're so closed in your fantasy you've deluded yourself into thinking you have multi millionaire parents in order to escape from reality. It might look bad, but it won't hurt as much as you think to accept it. We're here to help, but you must stop escaping reality right now if you want to make it through, or one day you might find yourself with a noose around your neck not knowing how you got there.
>>27879500
I know but I'm genuinely curious. Are they just going to show college drop outs? An author? Even a plumber?
>>27879523
Back to work, wagie. Also, I've been fucking your wife for the last six months while you're at work.
>>27879523
>another wagie ragies as he struggles to comprehend the lives of those superior to him
Your boss isn't paying you to post on 4chan, he's paying you to make him money
Now back to work before he decides to ship over Pajeet to replace you
>>27879519
Shh, don't be mad neetie. I'm sorry, this is a successful entrepeneur and stock trader here you're talking with, we don't sell burgers. The McDonalds is down the street where you applied for a job to get out of your misery and eat something other than insta-noodles, but I'll forgive you since you're so uneducated you confused both. You can't do better.
By the way do you have money to pay for the burger you want or do you need some spare change? Don't worry, it's on the house, you won't need to pay me back!
>>27879498
It's called having rich parents. Something wagecucks living paycheck to paycheck evidently know nothing about.
>>27879162
>toning
>/fit/
Know how I know you have never touched a single weight in your life?
>>27879557
>successful entrepeneur and stock trader
Just keep telling yourself that, wagie.
>>27879546
As I said earlier, women aren't attracted to poor, unsuccessful men at all, so I highly doubt she would've even looked at you even if you two sat together in a bus.
>>27879547
Why do you have to cry so much and throw a temper tantrum about actively choosing to being a poor cuckold? The decision is yours, so if you decided it why aren't you happy with yourself and why do you feel the need to make so much noise? Maybe change your lifestyle and stop being a miserable poor fuck?
>>27879596
I don't need to, I have plenty of people that do it for me everyday. But if it helps you feel better through your misery, as long as my financial income and lavish lifestyle is unaffected, then sure, do as you please!
>>27879612
Don't be silly, wagie. I hope you enjoy getting fucked over by your fat Jewish employer.
>>27879436
I'm employed by the state so you can stop using this shekelstein bullshit bogeyman.
And I work already, contrary to neets delusions workplace does not mean concentration camp.
>>27879612
I'm simply trying to enlighten the less fortunate such as yourself
>>27879642
>the state
>not Mr. Shekelstein
You've got some learning to do, wagecuckie
I know that you have no time to yourself but if you're able to make some you should seek out some knowledge
>>27879641
Don't cry, cuckie. You can come live with me if you want. I'll pay for all your expenses and you'll be able to live a lifestile as lavish as mine, only conditions are pic related.
>>27879650
Do you mean shilling for the neetcucks for free? Weren't you poor already? If I were you I'd at least ask for some pay for the "redpilling" I'm making.
Why are wagecucks so defensive about their shitty lives?
>>27879707
If they don't, then Mr Shekelstein will demote them to unblocking toilets.
>>27879707
Why do neetcucks throw temper tantrums and cry when enlightened by the superior wagelord lifestyle every thread?
>>27879707
>>27879729
Nice samefagging there you lonely neetcuck. Better go to the walmart before it closes or else you're off Doritos and noodles for the weekend.
>>27879730
How do you know someone is a wageslave?
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
>>27879671
Cool story bro.
Fortunately not everyone is a pol retard who believes in this whole"Jews everywhere".
Keep dreaming
>>27879707
Envy and resentment is the natural state for the wageslave. They strongly feel that because they must suffer a life of slavery, everyone else must suffer along with them.
>>27879743
How do you know someone is a neetcuck?
Don't worry, it's the one boasting about being rich when he's just a poorfag!
>>27879707
>daily "hurrdurr waggecucks" threads where bunch of pathetic losers fap over how they are superior because they waste their time leeching of mommy and getting fat
>hurrdurr defensive wagecucks
Nice projecting nigguh.
>>27879800
Can I have an extra large cola?
>>27879814
I'm gluten intolerant, can you remove the gluten from my burger?
>>27879795
Why would be envious about someone who has no money, social life, or happiness? And isn't being a neet sort of a self-slavery? You're a slave to your own degenerate lifestyle. I'm not being passive-agressive here, I'm legit curious about what train of thought has to be followed to unironically think that, and how deranged a man has to be.
I'm a neetcuck student of sorts, you could say.
come on, wagie.
If you work hard enough, mr sheckelstein will be able to buy another boat
>>27879800
Shut it wagie, your boss wants you to stay overtime tonight for shitposting on 4chan.
>>27879814
I don't sell garbage food or drinks here in my top quality food restaurant. We only serve the highest quality wine and whisky. Poorfags aren't allowed here. Maybe the McDonalds at the end of the street is more up your alley. Make sure you can pay for that cola before going there though.
>>27879847
Which boss? I'm self employed.
>own an outsourced business
>work 1 hour 5 days/week
>earn $10,000/month
kek, both NEETs and wageslaves must bow down to me.
>>27879854
Watch your tone, wageslave.
You're making me reconsider tipping you.
>>27879854
Pizza Hut is not a "top quality food restaurant" wagie. Also, food restaurant? Really?
>>27879834
>You're a slave to your own degenerate lifestyle.
How do you define degeneracy? Anything that doesn't conform to societies narrow view of the ideal life? Honestly, it sounds like you're projecting. Just because you spend your time as a NEET in a 'degenerate' way, doesn't mean every other neet is living a life of 'degeneracy' according to your arbitrary definition.
>>27879886
"Top quality food restaurant" means "a restaurant specialized on top quality food" not "food restaurant", you uncultured swine. Since you apparently can't read and don't have reading comprehension, I'll forgive you for confusing the sign with Pizza Hut.
Fun fact: Pizza Hut doesn't sell wine nor whiskey.
>>27879882
Top kek, how can you even consider tipping someone or eating outside when you barely have money for yourself? I thought it was an act, but neetcucks are really retarded
>>27879923
Sorry that me Shecklestein doesn't want to pay you a livable wage, wageslave.
>>27879934
I want to speak to your manager!
>>27879944
Sorry that you don't have enough money to survive on other than insta-noodles and you think everyone must be the same, neetcuck.
>>27879934
That's it. No extra slave coupons for you, wagey! You're gonna have to make it up some other way. I heard male prostitutes make a mean killing these days.
>>27879957
Sure buddy, the security guard will escort you out of my restaurant so you can speak to him outside without anyone mugging you and taking all that money you carry!
So NEETs, out of curiosity, how do you live? If it's through Welfare, what would happen if they cut you off? If it's on your parents, what would happen if your parents can't or won't look after you?
I mean, aren't these the type of things that run through your mind?
I know these aren't serious threads, but that gotta cross your mind?
How many wagecucks does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, at $6 per hour.
One, at $12 per hour.
Zero, at $15 per hour.
>>27879976
Watch your mouth, neetcuck. Being the successful businessman I am I have contacts in the higher spheres, and that means the state. I can cancel your pity neetbux income with just a phone call. If you thought you had miserable and were barely able to eat, think about what it will be with no money at all.
>>27879996
wagiecuckerino
I'd respect NEETs if you used your time well, but let's face it, you can't play piano, you don't know anything above high school maths, and you can't afford anything on neetbux.
Not even projecting but I'd bet a solid amount of money the facts that 90% of NEETs on here :
>play pedo JRPGs/watch pedo anime
>haven't read a book in years
>want to go to japan but can't afford it
>can't play an instrument
>dont know a second language
>never had GF
>the list goes on...
>>27879996
How many neetcucks does it take to change a light bulb?
Three minimum, as they need to pit their money together to be able to afford one.
>>27880028
Do you personally know every single NEET?
>Not even projecting
it really sounds like you are.
>>27880028
delete this wagie!
>>27880036
Aren't you happy that your taxmoney from your McJob goes to feeding and housing us NEETs?
>>27880028
None of those are true for me, so maybe you should take a deep look inside and realize that the negativity you spew is only hurting yourself. The NEETs are not your greatest enemy, you are.
Guys don't fall for this meme
I recently finished uni and am now job hunting and oh my God this shit is so boring and meaningless I just want a job already again so I can actually go out and ACHIEVE things instead of being a no name NEET who's lucky his parents are borrowing him money to pay for basic expenses ;_;
>drop out of university cos me brother died
>NEET for a few months
>take a job as a cook a friend offers me
>didn't even want the job, didn't need it at all, dunno why I took it
>it's fucking hell, have to scrub multiple fryers every fucking day
>so much goddamn cleaning
>bossman is the biggest condescending cunt I've ever known
>can't just quit because my friend vouched for me and he's shooting for management
>>27880083
>He fell for the achievement meme
>>27880083
>being so boring you can't think of a single interesting thing to do with your time and require and authority figure tell you how to spend your time
I feel sorry for you. Truly.
Don't worry, wagie.
If you work hard for me you'll get 72 vir- uhh I mean you'll go to heaven.
>>27880106
eh, I don't like achieving for the sake of it. I like achievement for the nice things I get out of it. I used to have a job as a manager. Worked for 3 years, which were pretty stressful desu but my lifestyle was GOAT. After that I quit, went for a trip around the world, and went back to uni for 2 years. No regrets here. Being a fucking NEET just doesn't measure up.
>>27880111
Except there is such a thing as a surplus of free time. In my opinion, a standard 40 hour workweek is perfect to ensure you have a proper balance of income and free time.
Not like this is what I am aiming for (see above), but this. You are kidding yourself if you genuinely believe that surfing 4chins for 8 hours a day (which, let's not kid ourselves, is what most NEETs do) is somehow fulfilling and will make you happy.
Work harder, wageslave.
You don't want to be known as a failure, do you?
>>27880040
>>27880065
disprove my points NEETs, tell me about a book you've read recently, post a vocaroo of you playing an instrument and speaking a second language.
Or tell me what you use your spare time to achieve
>>27880161
>a standard 40 hour workweek is perfect to ensure you have a proper balance of income and free time.
Disagree desu, I passionately hate it. At least how it is at the moment. I'd prefer to work 40 hours in 3 days and have 4 days off than I would work 5 days with only 2 days off.
I might try mining or something, where they work for 3 months, and then have a lot of time off. They make a lot of money too, at least here.
>>27880218
>I wanna try mining
You got the body for that? Shit's rough.
>>27880218
strayan detected
Yeah, or you could work on a ship. I mean, it will wreak havoc on your social life, but being on /r9k/ I am assuming that is not your top priority anyway.
Guy I met while traveling worked on a ship for 4 months at a time, made a shitload of money, and then got the following 4 months off and was free to just fuck around, travel and what not. Sounded pretty great tbqh fampai.
>>27880199
I don't have to prove anything to you, wagey, but you on the other hand... you have a lot to prove to Mr. Schlomo tomorrow, so rest up, you're gonna need the energy for another day of working for my neetbux!
>>27880241
Probably, I'm a big guy, I'd get used to it
>>27880253
I've considered ships too, it does sound pretty good. You're also correct about the not caring about a social life part and being Australian.
>>27880264
As I thought.
Nice try NEET, but I'm self employed. I might just give myself a 4 day weekend for a nice city break with my GF.
>>27880359
Nice delusions, wagey. Lying on the internet is fun, but after all is said an done, you and I both know you're still gonna have to set that alarm to wake you up bright and early for another day of slavery.
>first day at work
>only until noon
>next week will be till 5 every day
I just came home and already want to kill myself. How do wageslaves deal with this?
>>27880083
>He is so boring he cannot think of a way to have fun even when given indefinite amounts of time to do so.
>>27880293
Big guy doesn't instantly mean big muscles. You can hurt yourself as easily as some lean, short chump.
>>27880199
I read the Stranger recently.
It fucking sucked. Any books written by this meme master should be burned and the Nobel prize for literature shouldn't have any credibility after this fag won.
Reminder wojak wins in the end
>>27879467
>tfw taking grad classes at night after working all day because all of my coworkers have a Master's and I don't want to be the first guy on the chopping block the next time a layoff comes
>>27879191
I haven't laughed this hard in a year. If this isn't some copy-pasta I am unaware of I will make it my life's quest to make this a copy pasta.
Who here /contemplate life/?
>>27880562
This is so fucking gay. When the hell did a master's become the new bachelor's and which jew was responsible?
