who here handsome robot?
>>27876136
If you think that is handsome, i have some bad news for you friendo
>>27876136
That guy is ugly as shit, I hope that isn't you.
>>27876172
my mom says I'm a very handsome young man
give it to me straight friend
>>27876195
That is average, not handsome
Sorry to be the one to tell you buddy
>>27876195
Your mom is correct.
>>27876211
>>27876182
>>27876172
Fuck theses guys.
>>27876136
Well good for you. You're not a robot though.
>>>/soc/
>>27876266
im robot through and though
whats the resolution on that bad boy
don't listen to them, you are a qt.
I'm aguybtw.
>>27876136
My mom also says I am handsome... Does that count?
I get called a chad on omegle sometimes.
>>27876764
Can I see your asshole please?
Try to cut your hair short enough to see your ears and u will be more qt
>>27876764
dgfsgfd
>>27876764
You're a creepy fuck, all the times.
>>27876211
I think anonbot is very handsome. if he were a faggot I would give him the suck.
>>27876136
I'm handsome as fuck but I'm also 5'8" and schizophrenic so it cancels out
>>27876862
Since you know you're schizophrenic are you able to differentiate in your mind between reality and illusion?
>>27876312
>I'm rich but I'm poor
That is how much sense you're making right now. Go away, normie. Go fish for compliments on /soc/.
Hey guys whats going on fuck all shit ball
>>27876900
That's the hallmark of schizophrenia anon: They can't.
Someone who is OCD can. That's a feature of OCD is that they have magical thinking, but they are rationally unable to believe it.
>handsome robot
GO
yall will never know the pain of being a good looking robot
>>27877330
real talk tho, the girls my housemates bring over always want me to go out with them but i prefer doing my autist shit
(im not a true robot tho sry ree'ers)
I've been asked out by seven girls in my life even though I never talk to anyone and have this pissed off look all the time. Does that make me handsome?
I used to be a 6/10, then I shaved my head and became a 4/10
Feels bad man
Am I handsome, robots?
>>27876764
>omeltret
lol
yep
had several chances with 8s and 9s and mostly only attractive women, but blew all of my chances due to being a fucking socially inept idiot.
its whatever.
i'll get my LTR sexy bitch eventually
>>27878074
yes, would fugg. I'm very wet right now.
>>27876764
Hey fuck you. You're a piece of shit
Ehhhh I'm alright. Growing up I was greasy and super scrawny. Now I'm a bit more flushed out and not greasy. I remember girls would joke about my greasy hair and pimples but jokes on them cause now I'm just good looking enough to reject them. I'm too attractive for ugly people but too ugly for hot people
>>27878074
hahaha oh wow friendiddly
I think I'm a solid 7 on good days. If I'm about as attractive then the girls I have chances with IRL and on Tinder, then yeah, I'm somewhere between a 6.5 and an 8.
>>27876136
Oh shit, who dis guy ? Gotta catfish him to get his dickpics.
>>27876136
This is you ?! Drop your kik please
>>27876136
I was called handsome before on /r9k/.
I don't believe it though.
>>27876136
Oh look, another datamining thread.
>>27876764
>lifeless beta eyes
>fagmaster haircut
>prepubescent Mexican-tier facial "hair"
>invisible jaw
>tryhard shirt buttoned up to the top
You mean you get trolled on omegle sometimes.
>>27876136
Saved your pic for fap later. Omg man please be gay/bi, please :( why are all the handsome guys straight ?? Damn..
>>27878699
you some type of gay or smthn?
>>27878718
I'm bi. Fuck, are you the guy in the picture ? I promise i'm not feminine...
>>27878633
you seem like a very bitter person
Post face or gtfo
>>27876136
Beautiful, I don't take selfies but I'm probably a handsomefag.
>>27878074
>6+ft away from the camera
>dimly lit room, face mostly hidden in shadow
>instagram slut angle
>beard to conceal jawline
You look good in this picture, but judging by how carefully orchestrated it was to make you look good I'm guessing you actually have pretty mediocre facial features and are massively insecure about them. It's cool though because women use even more trickery and bullshit than that every day, so I don't really blame you.
Only gay guys are attracted to you OP
L O L
>>27878498
Fuck, me too.
Multiple times, even.
I just feel like they're bullshitting me. Feels bad man.
>>27876619
ha this gave me a good chucke
im mentally unstable and my family quarantined me to a trailer where my sanity is breaking down further
pic related is minimum requirement to be handsome
>>27876136
I'm a little bit better looking than you, but I've become pretty fat recently.
definitely not posting face
>>27878967
I'm not gay and he's very attractive
>check em normie
more handsome than 99.99% of the people on this board.
>>27876136
>I'm blue imadeeimadie
do I qualify for a 7/10?
>>27881790
>do i qualify for a 7/10?
lol no.
>>27877981
I've never watched this gif before despite seeing it countless times over the years here. What happens in it? I know it's scary and I can't handle scary shit
>>27879420
I guess a normie would love your 420.
>>27881790
Heck yeah, I got fucked up nose from martial arts but I am still constantly rated a 7. Being muscular wouldn't hurt you but you are at least an 8.
>>27882251
Are you saying he has a fucked up nose?
>>27882208
adorable moon approaching camera. not spooky desu
>>27876136
How can I improve my face?
>>27882551
Sorry for the sideways photo from my cuckphone.
Maybe me
>>27876136
Funny thing: girls have no interest in me while gays call me 'hot' and 'cute'.
Also, Mr. Large Nose
I think I'm about 4/10
>>27882697
Pretty qt.
>>27882775
you look a bit young. That could be why. How old are you?
>>27882551
You know the mail is up right?
>>27882799
Turned 19 this month. This photo was taken on 2/13/16, but I haven't changed much.
>>27882816
>This photo was taken on 2/13/16, but I haven't changed much.
>i haven't changed much in a month
No shit?
>>27882815
Oh shit thanks man, I didn't even realize
>>27882827
Well, I could've lost an eye, or grew a beard or whatever, right?
>>27882775
Austin?
Haircut famalam
>>27881790
I'd say you're a 7 senpai
>>27882887
Nope, not Austin.
>>27882775
Too girly
>>27882927
Am I really?
>>27881256
this is a joke, right? theres so much wrong here
>>27882775
>no lips
>large fucking philtrum
Damn dog. You were cheated out of Chadhood.
Someone rate Eggys cousin Omelette real quick doe.
>>27877083
Damn Kennedy, took you a while to respawn after getting pwn3d in Dallas.
>>27883150
*long
Unoriginal
>>27878974
Oh wait, you said on r9k. I only just now noticed.
Nah, I'm not /soc/ faggot enough to post my face on this shithole.
I think I'm good looking.
>>27876211
>that is average
If that guy is average, then I'm fucked
>>27883163
Kennedy was a Chad desu
>>27882697
handsome
>>27882775
you look like the persian "prince" sereen, no wonder you attract gays
sereen.com/
>>27883150
beautiful
>>27876136
>mfw girls find me handsome
>mfw some girls think i'm gay
>mfw some girls randomly gave me hugs because of it
meh.
I am more attractive than everyone ITT, lmao
>>27883660
then post your pic
my mom called me handsome as a kid and i am finally starting to believe it
>>27882775
I can't believe they let you have internet access in jail considering you set off a fucking bomb in Boston.
>face looks good (6.5-7 avg if you trust /soc/ brutal rate threads) from the front
>face looks JUST from the sides
kill me desu
>>27876136
>who here pseudo robot
get out you phonies
>>27882944
You are fucking ugly
>handsome thread
>every ugly robot posts his face
>ugly thread
>every handsome robot posts his face
I love how this always happens
this is me. rate
>>27876136
A-am i ?
>>27882944
you look like bighead from silicon valley fampai
>>27886321
Maybe if you cut the faggot hair
>>27876136
>who here handsome robot?
I've been called handsome by people, I definatelly think I'm at least an 8/10 face-wise. That and the fact I'm above average height at least compensate for my crippling autismo.
>>27883384
>wing
das some shit taste family
- /m/
>>27886321
you are the most generic 'metal kid', i've known you dozens of times i swear
beat me up in primary school, played runescape with me in middle school, sold me pot in highschool, sold me lsd in college, slacked off at every job i've ever had ... you're everywhere bud
>>27886390
>I'm hot but am too autistic to pull girls
You're deluded. If you were hot you'd know. Like really know.
Every person that posts this shit should be banned. Faggots that tell themselves they're better than everyone else here so they can sleep at night.
t. Someone better looking than you
>>27886838
>t.
You can't possibly be better with bullshit like that. Beauty is subjective . Confidence is what people like. Will get you anywhere bitch.
>>27886838
This post gave me my daily laugh. We're all trash here mr hypocrite shit-for-brains.
>>27886838
Why are you so salty, guy.
I never even implied I'm too autistic to "pull girls". I only implied that if I wasn't handsome but still had the same level of autismus I'll be a kissless virgin and that my face and height help me a lot when mingling with normies/girls. You're an idiot.
>>27886321
You might have succes with the type of women who find Benedict Cumberbatch handsome
Every autist thinks they're so good looking, yet even the people that had balls enough to post their pics on here were a bunch of average looking guys. Just because you're not hideous like eggy does not mean you're model tier.
>>27887064
Averages are 4s, 5s and 6s
Handsomes are 7s and 8s
Model-tier are the 9s and 10s
You retards think handsome means the top 2% of the males or some shit like that.
>>27887232
Never seen any good looking people on this board. The ones that think they are average looking betas
>>27876136
Good upperface shit tier lower face.
>tiles on walls where it's supposed to be comfy
You might as well just kill yourself at this point.
>>27887277
I doubt those pics are actually pics of the guys posting them.
Tell me I'm pretty. Avoid the robot.
>>27887346
>trying to hide his weakling betaface with grody facial hair
You are ugly.
>>27882551
Are you ftm? Be honest.
>>27887346
i have a suspicion this isn't really you, if it is, my advice, which you can take or leave, is get rid of that fucking moustache
85% of people will see it and think 'faggot' and the 15% who think it looks cool will probably be trendy leftists who don't mesh well with any part of the 4chan user
>>27887346
You look lovely! I don't know many men who can pull off that sort of mustache.
>>27883384
Shave. Your facial hair looks as though it's dripping off your chin.
>>27882551
Oh, gosh, you're adorable. Try cleaning up the outer corners of your brows and growing your hair out a little in order to attain primo 60s do-wop heartthrob aesthetic.
Abandon thread. This is the forbidden lands of /soc/ now.
>>>/soc/
One of the worst threads I've seen in a while
>>27882775
Hey, I remember you from another thread. You really do look like the Boston bomber
I think I look pretty decent/normal anyways? Got a bit of acne but it usually clears up after a while and a bit of effort
>>27887634
CUT YOUR HAIR. CUT YOUR GODDAMN HAIR. That 2006 side-sweep does you absolutely no favors.
>>27887634
not repulsively ugly but definitely not attractive either
also
>meXD
what
>>27887408
I've got a decent jaw under the beard. I just like the beard. Ugly I will agree with.
>>27887464
It's stupid and that's why I like it.
>>27887527
REEEEEE.
Fuck off my board, roastie.
>>27882944
Justin Trudeau/10
>>27887657
I actually got a haircut about a 5 weeks ago. Like cut to be be about eyebrow level without the sweep. My hair grows stupid fast and I dont know how to rock a short haircut that requires any form of effort
>>27887657
this
when will you guys learn
>>27887527
i wanna grab your hair and facefuck you hard enough so your face gets all messy and your throat makes that sound gluk gluk gluk
Dont wanna post pic but i think I'm average, I have more problems cause of my personality rather than my looks
>>27878074
You look bad even with the lighting.
Did I just click on /soc/?
>all these overblown ratings for ugly brown/black eyed motherfuckers
>>27887840
Fuck off this is the excuse I made when I was in high school. Cut your hair and lose that disgusting babyfat covering your face you dough looking manbaby.
>>27882775
You're not white anyway. And yeah, you have no lips. 3/11
>>27886321
Go burn down a few churches and the girls in corpse paint will flock to you
Yes, but I wouldn't be considered a robot anymore.
Also, let's quit pretending robots aren't just as big attention whores as everyone else.
>>27876136
am i hot guys? I have been told I was hot before a few times.
>>27888915
sick filters breh.
>>27887464
I'm the 15%
I'm so dead inside.
>>27882775
You look like someone that would bomb a marathon
>>27888915
If this is really you, hottest in this thread
>>27888915
>>27889067
That's a famous male model, I don't remember his name.
I'm probably the most beautiful guy ITT.
>>27879268
dude fucking train like tom cruise in mission impossible rogue nation. calisthenics only!
I've been called handsome sometimes I guess
I only look good when I make stupid faces.
>>>/soc/
do yourself a favour and report this thread
>>27881790
Jui jitsu?
I have an average looking face, I am a little chubby though. I'm under 6 ft but I'm not super short. I have aspergers and I don't really care about "love" but a fuckbuddy would be nice
>>27882944
you look like you belong in a late baroque painting
>>27889107
>tigger
I think they misspelt it
>handsome
>robot
fuck off
>>27889422
He wore it on purpose. Tyler's super chill about people being racist toward him.
>>27889473
>>27889422
What? The character is literally called "Tigger".
>>27889107
THIS should be a meme
>>27889538
Please don't make a meme out of my friend.
>>27889088
Oh I'm certain, now post your ugly mug so we can deflate that ego of yours
>>27889538
Just f ucking google "tigger" you retard.
>>27876764
those lifeless beta eyes..... just like me
>>27876136
This guy is thumbnail hot.
>>27886321
You look like a young David Gilmour
10/10 would play in a band with
>>27886321
You're also comparable to varg
>>27887527
>those eyeliner spikes
Stop it.
>>27889570
Fuck you mean nigger
>>27889555
I'm going to start using this. I'm sorry
C-can I be a Chad?
>>27876172
He's certainly above average, especially for a robot
>>27889737
>C-can I be a Chad?
No. You look Brazilian.
>>27882775
Zyarnev?
I thought you were in prison for bombing boston.
>>27889737
No. Chads are white, Mowgli.
>>27889737
What are you, Haitian? Absolutely not.
Maybe some kind of Carlos.
>>27890119
Rico suave would be the term
>>27889737
Sure, get 25 pounds of muscle and you'll be chad.
>>27890767
Having muscle doesn't make you a Chad, idiot. You have to be exceptionally charismatic, and that's about it. Robots are all extremely far from Chad-level, even the very attractive ones.
>>27886321
y-es
>>27881256
Kyle get off r9k you fuck
>>27876136
Ya look a bit like a goober, but not terribly so.
Then again, I can't talk.
>>27882775
wassup Kylo
>>27887346
I wish i could have your moustache...
>>27886321
All you need is the beanie and a bowl of weed.
I would be handsome except for the acne. When it's under control, I look OK. I know it sounds like I'm a teenager, but I've been struggling with it my whole adult life.
>>27887346
The mustache is screaming "I'm a immense beta".
>>27888915
Fransico wouldn't be a robot.
>>27889107
Found the best meme of 2016.
>>27887346
u look like thinking about cock keeps u up at night
Reporting in. 6' 4", nice thick hair, strong jawline and chin, overall aesthetic as fuck facial features as well as body. None of it matters because Im an absolute mess mentally and have a chronic illness.
>>27892709
>No picture
Sure, pal.
>>27892236
sorry not your friend kyle lol
>>27892574
That's a pussy eating stache, clearly.
>>27876136
Do I qualify, familam??? :(
>>27893569
nah, not at all senpai. that's a mustache built for soaking up jizz.
![20160415_213025[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jUtWhue.jpg "20160415_213025[1].jpg")
Still have some acne problems, but i'm getting through it.
Rate me
be honest guys, am i a chad?
>>27881256
you look like the guy from flight of the conchords
>>27876136
wassup
>>27893935
Holy hell not a chance.
I don't get this thread. When you guys post your faces are you saying you are handsome and posting them?
>>27876764
You look like a manlet
>>27894030
average looking faggots looking for compliments
>>27876136
I was close.
Need a lil something to bridge the gap
My face is Stacy and Macy repellent.
>>27881256
post face, dick and balls faggot
Originalle
>>27882944
into the trash
Rate my abspls no bully ;_;
>>27894125
>fat
>abs
disgusting
>>27894164
:'(
I haven't ate today should I just skip eating until tomorrow?
Me in my garage
>>27894125
>dat beer belly
lmao
i'll bully you all fucking day if i want to you meme spewing nerd
>>27894183
Sexy af
Lemme get ur digits bb
>>27886374
i always read this in a crotchety old man voice
>>27894183
Spoopy
Me and my gf
>>27894204
I'm an alcoholic anon, pls it's a disease
>>27876764
The photo is too close, but you're quite attractive.
>>27887634
you aren't ugly, but you look like the epitome of a robot, try:
>shaving
>lifting+eating right
>look up a decent haircut for your head shape
get angry if you want, but it's good advice
>>27882551
Omg that's you? You're really really cute
>tfw no "handsome" robot friend that's handsome to me while being a 4/10 to everyone else so nobody wants to be his friend but me, but he becomes dependent on me for companionship
>>27894350
that's a good feel tho desu senpai
r8 me robotos
>>27894387
Maybe I'll have a friend like that one of these days, desupai.
>>27894411
you seem self aware desu
>>27887346
HEY QT
SHOW ME YOUR PENIS
>>27889737
One of the few who are actually handsome. I'd get in bed with you.
>>27887346
Okay.
You're pretty.
>>27893569
>That's a pussy eating stache, clearly.
No.
>>27893601
>nah, not at all senpai. that's a mustache built for soaking up jizz
Yes.
golly gee i hope soignore the horrible facial hair. i hadn't left my apt. in six days and had no reason to shave.
I wish I had a better webcam.. and face..
>>27882944
Wearing hipstershit lumberjack clothing doesn't make you look like a man.
>>27894491
Bretty handsome.
>>27894499
>I wish I had a better [...] face..
iktfb
I wish I did, too.
>>27876764
>that haircut
originalm8
>>27877981
Too bad hair doesn't grow back. You're a 4 for a month. I'm a 4 forever
>>27894499
Are you really a nurse?
>>27888666
>unchecked double trips
CHECKED
>>27894570
I'm currently in nursing school.
>>27894491
tom cruise with AIDS
>>27876764
you are an insecure faggot.
>>27882944
mr. prom/10
>>27894608
I'm about to start lol, how far in are you?
>>27889088
>>27888915
francisco lawchowski
Rate me senpai. I got second place at my college's crossdressing competition.
>>27894491
Hey dude. Still looking good. Keep it up, proud of you.
>>27894617
every singIe time
>>27894717
thanks man
you're super kawaii desu ne
i'm guessing you're korean maybe?
>>27894662
It's only my first semester.
>>27887346
where the fuck you been ?
original posto
I've been told I'm "smart looking" when really I'm far from it, also I ain't underage.
Lots of robots here look like they're 130-140lbs. MFW I feel like less of a skeleton even though I'm 120lbs.
>>27894717
i-is this you? you lost a lot of weight.
>>27894743
Yeah. I was the one who said you looked like the guy from Lolita way back in some faces of r9k thread. You look much better shaved btw.
>>27894786
8.5/10 only because it looks like a chad could snap that skinny arm of yours
Been told my face is attractive but my body is creepy and that I need to workout.
>>27883601
he is above average, trust me im a faggot
>>27894717
as a man, woman. being man or a woman? Why so inaccurate!?
jk, I'd totally fall for you if homo or female
>>27894805
Haha yeah. I haven't been posting ever since I got permabanned but I still browse frequently. Feels good that there are people who remember me.
>>27894717
>tfw no asian robot bf
>tfw not a bf to an asian robot
at least im not 'that ugly guy'
>>27894801
*plays ribcage xylophone*
>>27894915
Any pictures of you smiling, fambot?
>>27894821
thanks, but I don't think I remember that. either it got archived before I saw or someone else was posting my pic lel.
>>27894905
>sens
gay
>>27894897
you're so qt pls be my bf
